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# RIP
(jimby, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:30, archived)
# that's ironic
'ning

that's no longer ironic
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:31, archived)
# Hehe I just read it


good ning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:32, archived)
# ;)
haha
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:33, archived)
# Morning, sweetypants!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:33, archived)
# I read that as sweaty
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:42, archived)
# Yeah well, hello Geoffery sweatypants! :P
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:56, archived)
# 'ning Caro
haven't been on here much

I will better my life
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:49, archived)
# Better yourself by staying away?
Or better yourself by returning? Either's good!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:59, archived)
# Wonderful
B3ta never fails me in times of international mourning.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:34, archived)
# Hehe - I'm amazed he lasted as long as he did, the nutter.
Good 'ning to all!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:40, archived)
# MMmmm..

Ingredients may contain barley, hops, yeast or water.
(DeadMeat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:26, archived)
# yeast
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:27, archived)
# Heh, it's just Tesco Value bitter that
they've left in a cupboard for eight years
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:34, archived)
# Purists decided that the Young Readers editions missed the point slightly


(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:24, archived)
# that's a bit too clever for 8.30am :)
woo though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:30, archived)
# I thought I'd fit it in amongst the
myriad of Steve Irwin Posts that are going to fill up b3ta today
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:34, archived)
# that's true
Oh, got an idea for Do-It-Woman I'll do methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:38, archived)
# w00!
'ning fella.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:48, archived)
# Ooh, I like that
*click*

Suspect it's going to be the core of the new English Literature GCSE.
(I helped save b3ta! The Blue Aardvark Unavoidably detained by reality, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:58, archived)
#
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:13, archived)
# shouldn't that be the other way around?
Woo to pic though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:16, archived)
# Apparently this wasn't an accident.....

......just look who was driving.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:59, archived)
# Heh :) Nice
First thing I did when I got up was look at the news... Next thing I did was check on here to see if anyone had shopped it... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:09, archived)
# same here lol
Wasn't dissapointed :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:12, archived)
# I get most of my news from b3ta these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:14, archived)
# indeed
b3ta: the home of the real news

*takes off hat*
*salutes*
*spluffs in hat*
*puts hat back on*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:23, archived)
# Very clever, but...
... oh my God! It's like Diana, but with someone interesting and cool.
(And thanks again, b3ta. First for my breaking news everytime!)
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:25, archived)
# lmao!
First thing I said to one of the guys I have a lift to work with this morning.

"I remember where I was when Diana died. And I now know where I was when Irwin followed."

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:31, archived)
# My mum was sat on the toilet when she found out that Diana had died,
as I screamed it through the bathroom door. I just remember being awfully pissed because there were no cartoons on telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:34, archived)
# I was hung over in this bird's house
Having just fucked the house-owner's sister on her living room sofa.

The house-owner runs in shouting "Omg, Di's dead, omg....what are you two doing?"

Oops.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:45, archived)
# I saw that he'd died,
and then was some what disappointed to see it was by a stingray. Always thought it would be a crocodile to finish him off. And I was expecting it to be gory. And captured on video.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:31, archived)
# and on Youtube.
And edited to be funnier.

Like Star Wars Kid.

He could have been the next Ghyslain.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:33, archived)
# with lots of strobe
lots and lots of strobe

O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:38, archived)
# The last two parts are probably true, though.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:33, archived)
# Wherever you see a flipped over tractor, Chike is there. He is the catalyst for a new era of tractor safety.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:56, archived)
# who is this new bandwagon chappie?
and what is his concern with upside down vehicles

silly upside down vehicles, wheels point at road! not at nimbo stratus or similar cloud formation.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:26, archived)
# Zing!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:55, archived)
# that's my one for teh Irwin.

'ning all btw
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:43, archived)
# crikey!
(radja, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:46, archived)
# Nicely quick
(I helped save b3ta! frogdog Fuck Your Holy Leaders, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:51, archived)
# Isn't it Marina?
or am I missing something obvious (most likely).
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:15, archived)
# fucking hell.
For years I thought that was Maria.

*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:19, archived)
# stingray....
stingray

Wow!!! It's amazing! Killed by an angry fish
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:22, archived)
# I know
Sticks his head in the mouth of a croc for a living, and a goldfish kicks his ass.

Bet God's pissing himself laffing right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:25, archived)
# ah, I bet god is laughing to her lesbian self
throughout the whole of humanity

poor mr irwin, he's playing with the crocks in heaven right now
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:29, archived)
# proof he is alive!
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:20, archived)
# ahhaha.
Love the art.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:22, archived)
# thx.
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:36, archived)
# poor steve irwin!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:40, archived)
# i just heard too,
so sad.
*edit*
Ning!
(Farmer Brown home grown since, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:06, archived)
# I think the man driving the tractor is drunk.
"DO NOT TIP THE TRACTOR PLZ"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:17, archived)
# DON'T BE LATE TO THE CRAB FEESTIVAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:18, archived)
# WE'VE GOT CRABS!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:21, archived)
# TASTE LIKE CRABS, TALK LIKE PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:24, archived)
# Hahaha!
PUSH THE PINK TRACTOR, BUT NOT OVER ON IT'S SIDE.


(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:19, archived)
# To early for this?

You will be missed :-(
(Schlottie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:15, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:15, archived)
# pffft!
 
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:18, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:18, archived)
# I'm expecting
plenty more of these.
(Harry, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:24, archived)
# this, i think, goes without saying.... but u did... so.... woo to u
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:28, archived)
# bahhh
was thinking of doing that just now :D

Stand by.....for postings!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:30, archived)
# have you seen Sentinel yet?
the bit near the end where they're fighting mercs on a staircase it reminds me of syphon filter 2 on the PSX...

*edit* i kept thinking "go into first person mode and side step... or roll out and crouch!"
(likeajackhammer, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:36, archived)
# yey
Films imitating games, where does it end?

Not seen it yet; I've got an allergy to Michael Douglas and Cath Zeta Jones. I have to re-apply some ointment before watching either of the twunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:45, archived)
# "Silent Hill" opens here soon.
 
I'm actually excited about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:52, archived)
# One of the guys I work with watched that
Said it was the best game-to-film tie in they've seen.

What the fuck was wrong with Street Fighter?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:54, archived)
# I enjoyed "Resident Evil" very much, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:11, archived)
# oh god lol
The only one I enjoyed actually was the Manga version of Street Fighter. Res Evil 2 wasn't that bad; thought the first one was quite a bit dire lol.

Silent Hill does look well freaky though :D
FACT 1; Silent Hill's script was originally penned to contain female cast members only. The studios publishing the film forced a re-write of the screenplay to include at least one male presence ie Sean Bean's character to be added.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:15, archived)
# Yeah, I read that on imdb.
 
www.imdb.com/title/tt0384537/trivia

; )
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:37, archived)
# ooohhhh
That's quite cool actually :D

Will watch it when it comes out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:42, archived)
# Steve Irwin Memorial Pearoast

Thank you Steve for the exciting television and occasional joke-fodder. Good on yer.
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:07, archived)
# Pfft..
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:16, archived)
# will be missed
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:06, archived)
# BABYTIGERSBABYTIGERSBABYTIGERSBABYTIGERSBABYTIGERSBABYTIGERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:11, archived)
# hehe...top fluffage
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:12, archived)
# I can still watch reruns on animal planet, right?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:18, archived)
# well, he probably won't be dead in those .....
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:18, archived)
# Unless they use some CGI wizardry, of course!
"we went through all his old footage frame by frame and made him dead in all of them"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:20, archived)
# I know its not good to speak ill of the dead
But the look on Irwins face just screams Pedophile.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:33, archived)
# We be tippin'
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:58, archived)
# I like where this is going.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:58, archived)
# YO, WE BE TIPPIN DEEZ TRACTAZ
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:59, archived)
# I have to say, I don't know the story here.
Can anyone brief me?

Please?
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:59, archived)
# Isn't it funnier when its just a bunch of random stuff you dont understand?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:04, archived)
# Life's like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:04, archived)
# Spode.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:05, archived)
#
Yea I wouldn't mind a background story. Google came up with zilch
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:35, archived)
# I've already posted the link twice on the board.
I don't think I'll make things any easier than that.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:37, archived)
# hahaha....shizzle my goddam trazzle has tizzled over!
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:00, archived)
# Sssss Aaaaa Ffff TttttYyyy SAFTY DANCE
IT IS SAFE TO DANCE=
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:01, archived)
# if you have the correct footwear on...yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:08, archived)
# Always wear a helmet. Always.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:11, archived)
# much like
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:14, archived)
# ; )
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:24, archived)
# even in teh shower?
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:15, archived)
# YES. FOR SAFETY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:24, archived)
# YOU CLEARLY NEED TO LEARN MORE ABOUT WHERE THE BOUNDARIES OF SAFETY REGULATIONS ARE.
MAYBE THIS WILL HELP

www.b3ta.com/board/6289959
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:32, archived)
# YES. THIS IS WELL WITHIN SAFETY REGULATIONS. I APPROVE OF YOUR BEHAVIOUR AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GET TOO EXCITED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:18, archived)
# Oh, my!
YES YES YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:01, archived)
# As always, there's a right way, and a wrong way
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:36, archived)
# Hahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:37, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:39, archived)
# THIS TRACTOR TIPPING FAILS SAFTEY REQULATIONS
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:40, archived)
# Haha!
BEYOND SAFETY REGULATIONS, MOTHERFUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:46, archived)
# STEVE, YOU HAVE FAILED SAFTY REGULATIONS
EXPECT EXECUTION BY CHIKE
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:53, archived)
# When I was at agricultural college, in Devon,
we used to love having a smoke and watching a 1970's farm safety video called 'Safety Apaches' in which loads of kids died around farms. My favorite was still the kid drowning in slurry. If you ever see a copy, steal it! It's a party classic!
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:56, archived)
# gotta love those country ways
Always treat your slurry toy with respect
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:31, archived)
# HHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Today is a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:00, archived)
# but the first one
is so much mor fun
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:37, archived)
#
Not when you are seeking to involve farmers in the development of a national campaign to promote tractor safety in the United States.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:39, archived)
# Aaaaahhhahahahahahaaaa!
THIS HAS THE OFFICIAL CHIKE SEAL OF APPROVAL. A FULL SIX CHIKES.

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:37, archived)
# Now I have that Flaming Lips song stuck in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:40, archived)
# I can't work out which one.
I am ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:47, archived)
# The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song (With All Your Power).
 
No no no no no no no! No no no no no no no!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:58, archived)
# ha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:41, archived)
# He's called Anyaegbunam
it sounds very rude.
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:44, archived)
# crikey!
(MR KEARNS, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:28, archived)
# laughter coughs up
from my cold, cold heart
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:31, archived)
# go directly to hull
do not pass go... do not collect your five pents.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:33, archived)
# Arf!
 
Fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:37, archived)
# Charlie Sheen's birthday yesterdsay, and now Steve Erwin dies.
I dont think this is a coincidence
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:41, archived)
# Sheen must have blown out all his candles at once. His wish came true.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:45, archived)
# NOOOO!
DAMN THAT ANTISHEEN!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:47, archived)
# Does Anti Sheen have the same birthday as Sheen, or is it at the opposite time of the year?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:48, archived)
# Same time.
/Sheen expert.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:59, archived)
# Steve Erwin faked his death to avoid his execution for pulling down Dr. House's pants when he was trying to get a date with Lee Merriwether.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:49, archived)
# You won!
First with an Irwin post... how many minutes after the time of death?
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 7:37, archived)
# Not too sure.
I read somewhere it was around 1am GMT
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 8:03, archived)
# AHEM.
YEP
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:22, archived)
# EXCUSE ME.
www.b3ta.com/board/6291928
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:23, archived)
# I can NOT believe I missed Charlie Sheen's birthday yesterday!
 


If only I'd known, I'd have had even more drugs and sex than I did anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:58, archived)
# It was my birthday yesterday too
But i didn't celebrate it, as i've just moved to france and no one knew :(

Now i'm kinda sad that i missed it
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:59, archived)
# Comme triste, mon ami!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:01, archived)
# i dont speak french :/
serioulsy :/
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:10, archived)
# J'ai dit, <<How sad, my friend!>>
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:14, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:17, archived)
# awwwwwwww
 
That look on his chubby wee face just says it all.

"WHERE'S THE GODDAMN STRIPPER?!"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:21, archived)
# and the goddam drugs!!!??
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
His first moment of disappointment.

Mine was the first time I bit into a crunchie bar and my clothes didn't turn into a windsurfer.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:23, archived)
# "WHO IS THIS CLOWN?"
"WILL HE INTERCOURSE WITH ME?"
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:28, archived)
# Haha!
Nice inclusion of Chike.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:24, archived)
# he didnt join in with any of the games though
miserable git....
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:32, archived)
# Haha!
It's my birthday tomorrow. I share it with Freddy Mercury and Tom Cruise.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:00, archived)
# What a gay birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:01, archived)
# Yes. The only way it could get any gayer is if liberace was involved.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:02, archived)
# Let's dig him up, pack him full of animatronics, and get him to sing and play you 'Happy Birthday'.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:05, archived)
# I'd rather he sings 'Strangers in the Night', if it's all the same to you.
OH YESOH YESOH YESOH YESOH YESOH YES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:09, archived)
# O YES, O YAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:14, archived)
# It seems I was born
 
the same day as Voltaire, René Magritte, and Coleman Hawkins..

but also Harold Ramis, Goldie Hawn, and Björk.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:04, archived)
# Nicely
I've got HG Wells, Chuck Jones, Jay Ward, Leonard Cohen, Stephen King, Bill Murray, Ethan Cohen, and Ricki Lake.

No complaints other than Luke Wilson and it being the day Benedict Arnold betrayed America to the British.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:14, archived)
# Oh my god. I forgot too.
Ace pic, too. I'm really happy my pictures are on the fridge still.
Edit: Also acording to my profile its my B3taday, still.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:27, archived)
# YAY!
HAPPY SHEENDAY+1!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:28, archived)
# I AM PROFESSOR CHIKE. I AM HERE TO MAKE SURE YOUR TRACTOR DOESN'T FLIP OVER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:43, archived)
# looks like he's not off to great start then
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:45, archived)
# OMFG STEVE IRWIN IS DEAD
www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20349888-2,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:49, archived)
# CRIKEY!
*awaits onslaught of b3ta pics*

(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:52, archived)
# Had it comming
Ill miss him though,.
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:52, archived)
# At least it was a cool way to go, rather that dying in his sleep or some other boring shit.
Stingray barb through the chest. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:59, archived)
# or choking on pudding
that would be a shit way to go as well
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:03, archived)
# CRIKEY!
 
Also: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHHHHHHHHAHHHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHHHAHHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHHAHHAAHHAAAAAAAAHHHAHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHAHHHHAHHHAH!

"Get a load of this little - AAAAAARRGGGHH!"
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:00, archived)
# He won't be sticking his thumb up any more animal butts, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:01, archived)
# Jeez mate the stucker stung me
erk..
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:39, archived)
# blimey!
Hoist by his own petard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:04, archived)
# STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:25, archived)
# zomg
www.uky.edu/PR/UK_News/10-24-05/oct_24_2005_tractor_rollovers.html
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:19, archived)
# I think I love you
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 10:24, archived)
# But what if they flip out?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:48, archived)
# THAT WAS NOT MY MAJOR. YOU WILL NEED TO SPEAK TO ANOTHER PROFESSOR ABOUT SUCH THINGS. I AM CHIKE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:52, archived)
# I NEED A REAL EXPERT
 
Get me Ambassador Goma on the line, stat!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:15, archived)
# I know I've already posted this lower on the board
but this picture cracks me up every time I look at it. It tells a beautiful story.

www.uky.edu/PR/UK_News/10-24-05/oct_24_2005_tractor_rollovers.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 6:19, archived)
# Oricocki.
(Dr Marrowfat Okapi markings are the reverse of the Quagga, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:19, archived)
# well done.
now I have to find some magenta paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:21, archived)
# Shocking Pink works just as well

oh boy does it ever work.
(Dr Marrowfat Okapi markings are the reverse of the Quagga, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:22, archived)
# mine is peach.
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:33, archived)
# If by pink you are referring to that god-awful singer and by shocking you mean 'tasering', then yes. Very yes.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:58, archived)
# pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:23, archived)
# magentastic!
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:25, archived)
# *learns something from b3ta*
woo and yay!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:28, archived)
# coooool
(The abominable coffee table Likes french fries, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:37, archived)
# was this your pic Mr 'nui?

I added the appendages...
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:38, archived)
# hehheheheh
 
No, but it has a certain naive charm.

"Now I'm in the closet.. I'm in the closet too-oo.."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:48, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:51, archived)
# Sweet Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:41, archived)
# Weekend at Castros

see, proof, he is alive!
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:50, archived)
# oh fidel-sticks
(I helped save b3ta! surfpunk 's not dead, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 4:53, archived)
# I was thinking the same thing earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:08, archived)
# Are they plastic, are they steel?
Are they fake or are they real?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 4 Sep 2006, 5:13, archived)

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