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I found a rare issue #1

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:06, archived)

that sah

is pure quality

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:08, archived)

how good is that?

fantastic, that's what it is.

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:09, archived)

thank you

very much :)

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:11, archived)

Tis good

I like, very muchness

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:30, archived)

that is

the flyest, most dope thing I have seen today.
Congrats!

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pete, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:35, archived)

Top draw

That's fantastic!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:46, archived)

thanks everybody.

Oh for a job where I can sit and play with Photoshop all day long.
Apart from this one, I mean.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:51, archived)

the winged beast..

(scabby dog, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:42, archived)

I don't have one myself but..

the BBC have posted a guide to the Wonderful World of Weblogs. Unfortunately, it has a picture of Wil Wheaton on it, but it's not a bad read other than that.
news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/in_depth/sci_tech/2000/dot_life/newsid_1799000/1799998.stm

(Muttley, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:39, archived)

T-shirt design...

In a recycle-your-own-pics kind of stylee

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:37, archived)

Top 10 worst things to say on a first date

1. I work in I.T.

can you think of any others?

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:28, archived)

 

have you ever heard of b3ta.com?

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AndyK, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:32, archived)

Do you mind if I take my face off?

(twelveways, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:32, archived)

...

2. Oh. Well it will wash out, won't it?

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chthonic, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:34, archived)

i'm

building an 80 foot tall mecha penguin out of paper mache

(redifusion, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:34, archived)

Wow

I'd like to see that.

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:15, archived)

it's

true, i've been saving newspaper for years....

(redifusion, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:58, archived)

That

programme about serial killers was fascinating last night.

(I actually once said this... didn't last)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:38, archived)

Whoa!!

Look at the tits on that!!

(ChemistryDan, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:38, archived)

You...

remind me of my mother.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:43, archived)

You

remind me of my sister

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CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:09, archived)

and this

is my mom.

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:43, archived)

I can smell your cunt.

(Cathy, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:45, archived)

Cathy, you're

my kind of lady....grrrrrr

(ChemistryDan, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:50, archived)

cathy = chap

don't you think?

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:02, archived)

so I'll just close my eyes..

(ChemistryDan, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:10, archived)

I have

written down 101 reasons why Lord of the Rings was inaccurate.. number1....

(scabby dog, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:46, archived)

too right

i thought the whole thing was a work of fiction you know! disgusting!

(chimpy's girl, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:40, archived)

I'm off to dance

you can come if you like.

Actually that worked on me sadly...

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Wifey, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:46, archived)

You don't

sweat much for a fat bird

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Not Pineapple anymore, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:49, archived)

A funny quote from Dilbert once

When Dilbert had asked for a reference.

"For a man of his low personal hygiene, he doesn't steal as much as you'd think."

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binster, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:46, archived)

i usually say this

Awake, ye drunkards, and weep; and howl, all ye drinkers of wine, because of the new wine; for it is cut off from your mouth.

For a nation is come up upon my land, strong, and without number, whose teeth are the teeth of a lion, and he hath the cheek teeth of a great lion.

He hath laid my vine waste, and barked my fig tree: he hath made it clean bare, and cast it away; the branches thereof are made white.

Lament like a virgin girded with sackcloth for the husband of her youth.

The meat offering and the drink offering is cut off from the house of the LORD; the priests, the LORD's ministers, mourn.

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crab_bloke), Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:48, archived)

So that was you then?

Mine's a guinness, thanks.

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Wifey, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:53, archived)

Have you read the book of Joel?

last night crab bloke was on the phone preaching at me.

(

rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:55, archived)

Yes I was

this is my fave little soundbite: "the herds of cattle are perplexed"
Imagine that shouted with the intensity of Ian Paisley, and you have an idea of what my shed was like last night.

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crab_bloke), Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:59, archived)

Have you ever seen

Paisley's website. It has some great stuff on it - download his sermons and things like that..
here.

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Wifey, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:04, archived)

He's a lovely bloke

An exposure of the Vatican conspiracy to overthrow civil government from the twelfth century to the present

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crab_bloke), Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:48, archived)

Have you

found a kindred spirit?

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Wifey, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:07, archived)

can you lend me £50, I'm brassic. The CSA are utter bastards aren't they?

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:06, archived)

and then there was Susan. that bitch screwed me over. and christ! that fucking slag Sarah? Why do I meet such awful women? Are all women over 25 completely mad? For fucks sake.

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:12, archived)

yes.

Maybe, but generally yes :-P

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:04, archived)

I write an internet blog about other internet blogs.

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:13, archived)

oops...

somebody's laxative just kicked in! back in five...

(que, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:15, archived)

Yes, that's a HP-31E. Do you collect calculators too?

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:15, archived)

I like to watch people and copy how they move. It makes me feel safe.

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:19, archived)

What

team do you support then? Football is great don't you think?

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Wifey, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:22, archived)

its ok

i only wore these socks to play football in last week they've got at least another two days wear in them before wash time

(dogsknob007, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:33, archived)

Ok I know, but, I still think that Nazi's were the snappiest dressers. And the design! Albert Speer was a genius.

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:31, archived)

A nurse, you say?

Well, can you tell me if THIS is worth checking out... (I got barred from that club)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:36, archived)

hello,

Can I touch your face?

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:37, archived)

Are you

Stevie Wonder?

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Wifey, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:40, archived)

No I'm the bird from

the Lionel Richie video.

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:44, archived)

hello

can i lick your eyeballs?

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crab_bloke), Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:42, archived)

The word of the day is legs

Please spread the word

That got me a slap :o(

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:40, archived)

i love you

can i come on your tits? - always a bit soon when your still on your starter i think

(chimpy's girl, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:44, archived)

I'm looking for a long term partner

I can't afford the prostitutes any more since I lost my job.

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crab_bloke), Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:51, archived)

You've got a lovely jugular.

(james, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:04, archived)

What did the deaf, dumb, blind boy get for xmas?
Cancer

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mrbrong, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 10:41, archived)

Ahh bless little Metal Mickey

(ChemistryDan, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:12, archived)

My shirt idea

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:08, archived)

Oi !

Someone make me one of these ! I want one !

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blah, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 8:47, archived)

My hog has no hose

Altogether now - "How does he smell?"
"Like piss actually"

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 7:36, archived)

I'd buy it

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AndyK, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 7:26, archived)

guaranteed to get on your tits

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 7:23, archived)

Recycling an old gag but, hey...

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AndyK, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 7:11, archived)

Almost scary...

This is a mate of mine, whos wrath shall rain down mighty as I've done this to him...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 7:09, archived)

Seems familiar?

Why, it's furtive Nacho... Looking rather un-furtive here, but then I'm only using MS paint (roll on end of work time...)

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 7:20, archived)

In some weird way

I just glanced at this again and if you just look at the picture for a split second, it looks like she's being eaten by Zippy... It's not just me is it?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 7:45, archived)

Maybe New Labour could wear this....

...During the next election.

(Frankie, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 6:53, archived)

Excellent

That's great- and much more intelligent than mine, which is just a big red eye:

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crab_bloke), Tue 5 Feb 2002, 6:58, archived)

That look like

My eyes on a Monday morning after a good Sunday club...
:o

(Frankie, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 7:02, archived)

I think this fella works for British Gas

it's the Hard Cell !

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flibz, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 6:51, archived)

Woo

I used to work for british gas.

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crab_bloke), Tue 5 Feb 2002, 6:58, archived)

Did you make any blind old pensioners

sign contracts after telling them it
was just to say you had visited them
or anything underhand like that....

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flibz, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 7:10, archived)

i do.

kind of.

(james, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 7:18, archived)

Vince Loves Mince

Does anyone know where I could get info on Vince's love of Mince...

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Sam, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 6:45, archived)

I did try

searching for Vince and mince on the archive"
but it appears to dislike mince. Wee bug Flibz?
I have vince and mince at home somewhere though if you want him.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 7:00, archived)

I tried

On Google - it appears that he's wrote cook books... and loves Mince.

Did You do Vince Loves Mince?, t'was a beauty.

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Sam, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 7:09, archived)

yes sah

I did do the original Vince loves mince. Thankyow. I overheard someone say it in a shop. Or was it Trish likes fish?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 9:06, archived)

Hmmm

I heard Noel likes Dover Sole...

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Sam, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 11:19, archived)

Hmmm......well it did find

some results, but I guess you were expecting more...
are they any pages which didn't return,
but should have ?

Im pretty sure the archive only indexes text
content and not the image names, which
I'll look at if I get time later.

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flibz, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 7:34, archived)

Microsoft let the world down again...

here.

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blah, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 6:44, archived)

New from MS

It's Microsoft SQuirreL Server

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flibz, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 6:41, archived)

Mini Challenge. T Shirt Special

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rob, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 6:12, archived)

I'm wearing mine!

I got it for Christmas. I'll try to get a picture by the end of the day.

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PeterSeychelles, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 6:20, archived)

you know it makes sense

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AndyK, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 6:20, archived)

my entry for most disturbing t-shirt of the year

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AndyK, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 6:30, archived)

Aaaargh!

What the bloody hell is that??

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 6:52, archived)

Yay!

I WANT ONE NOW

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crab_bloke), Tue 5 Feb 2002, 6:52, archived)

This is my first offering...cheers to FoxA.....nice one

I'm sure most of you would have seen THIS so I decided to do THIS

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Nerf, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 5:51, archived)

Ahhhhh!

Nice one mate! Good to see you here!!
Hey, Nacho, another Brighton guy...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 6:04, archived)

there's

loads of us.......

(redifusion, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 6:07, archived)

Cheers

Thanx to FoxA....most appreciated

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Nerf, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 5:32, archived)

(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Tue 5 Feb 2002, 5:50, archived)

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