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[challenge entry] first post, hopefully noone else has done this

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(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:33, archived)
# hooray!
pull up a kitten, you'll never leave ;-)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:38, archived)
# hehe.....welcome!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:42, archived)
# First post?
Post that hurts the most.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 10:10, archived)
# another total fabrication
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:54, archived)
# I say we just remove all the slippery when wet signs and let the retards crack their heads open on the floor.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:56, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:01, archived)
# I still don't understand who would stop for a sign but not for a puddle.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:04, archived)
# its a warning so you don't trip over the wet floor sign
although there is a danger you may still trip over the wet floor sign sign.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:07, archived)
# True story:
The Burger King at Wynyard station in Sydney permanently has a caution slippery floor sign displayed because of me.

I used to work nearby, and whenever I went there I'd take the whole pile of complaint forms. My only complaint was that "The floors are too slippery". I was always careful to compliment the staff.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:11, archived)
# haha you menace!
*slips*

*sues*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:19, archived)
# I should point out that this was over a period of 2 years, and that it has been 3 years since then.
Of course, if I notice that they've taken it away, it will begin anew.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:21, archived)
#
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(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:10, archived)
# I WOULD STOP FOR BREAKDANCING.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:29, archived)
# It's compulsory under the World Dance H&S regs of 1982
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:40, archived)
# hahaha
i like
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:06, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:09, archived)
# hooray
have this totally NSFW pr0n as a reward:

perception-erotica.com/klas/011.jpg
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:45, archived)
# Haha!
It's PC gone mad!

(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 9:06, archived)
# "Slippery When Wet?"
"Cool, I like Bon Jovi"

/Retard impression
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:01, archived)
# lets have an
arse kicking contest
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:21, archived)
# I WIN.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:22, archived)
# Surely you remember the song?


been done?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:52, archived)
# not sure
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(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:04, archived)
# Enough said...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:37, archived)
# Oh...O...O... I get it!
His acting career is clearly over now..

oh, wait...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:10, archived)
# cranky git!
woo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:57, archived)
# Tis am slower than slugpoo..
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:14, archived)
# I like that.
Is that Prince's ghost? It says 1999.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:18, archived)
# Hmmm could be
*not a big Prince fan* :-S
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:21, archived)
# It's always 1999
*noises atchya*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:25, archived)
#
*Parties like it's*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:12, archived)
# That tis very lully
What's his name?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:14, archived)
# littil lentil the kittin
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:14, archived)
# How lovely.
Give him a hug for me!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:22, archived)
# No i hadn't seen it before
Nice and cute!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:34, archived)
# hahaha awww
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:02, archived)
# Ooh, Kitty head/Cow bum!
Yay!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:14, archived)
# haha
I see it!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:15, archived)
# awwww
my son saw that from across the room and wants to know why you are drawing his cat - woo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:15, archived)
# painterly
nice
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:30, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:47, archived)
# oh
couldnt work out which end it was for a mo
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:55, archived)
[challenge entry] How about
if Paul McCartney pounced on your hip while you were asleep and made a big, noodley shit down your back with half-chewed chunks of beets in it?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:47, archived)
# I probably wouldn't find out until the morning. How would I know it came from Sir Paul McCartney?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:48, archived)
# zesty imbedded peanuts!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:50, archived)
# Aaah.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:52, archived)
# Plus he shoots around the room like a helium-filled dwarf!
which are fairly uncommon
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:56, archived)
# Yes, but I'm a heavy sleeper.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:56, archived)
# So diet, bitch!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:58, archived)
# What colour?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:59, archived)
# Elvis colour.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:00, archived)
# Pre- or post- toilet death?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:03, archived)
# Keeping with the noodley theme
no posts in the toilet?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:07, archived)
# Cool, powder blue it is.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:08, archived)
# I'll try to keep the cats out while you redecorate
while wearing a gold wig and playing a tambourine.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:12, archived)
# i say drink less beer!; lol
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:00, archived)
# YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:02, archived)
# i can if i government! lmao
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:04, archived)
# ARE YOU GOVERNMENT?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:04, archived)
# lol i just might be
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:06, archived)
# WHAT DO YOU GOVERN, MOTHERFUCKER?
It is my life duty to take you down.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:07, archived)
# i govern the smart shoes! lmao
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:08, archived)
# V IS FOR VENDETTA, MOTHERFUCKER.


Your time is now. TO DIE!!!!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:09, archived)
# LMAO?
'Lick my arse out?'
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:13, archived)
# Make a picture.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:14, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:46, archived)
# Yea, That^
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 7:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:33, archived)
# I love ghost lines.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:35, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:37, archived)
# Ooooohh!!
Damn you I dont know which I like best, but I am excited!! WOO!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:39, archived)
# Nice. I like how it's bum looks like liquid.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:41, archived)
# G'day Gronk.
Fucking metingly hot enough for you?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:45, archived)
# Yes, yes it is.
Thank god for cold beer and painkillers.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:47, archived)
# Bollocks.
I have no beer.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:48, archived)
# smooth as
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:51, archived)
# excellent!!
nice rotoscopy effect!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:35, archived)
# Slinky!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:36, archived)
# Woo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I am so sorry


(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:18, archived)
# TAHT IS TOO BIG FOR THIS BOARD!
LINK IT, NEWB!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:18, archived)
# cuntass
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:24, archived)
# that is more fitting of name :D
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:25, archived)
# bet you love Seinfeld now
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:25, archived)
# OMG DID YOU SEE ELAINE SHOUTING AT THOSE MEXICANS?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:28, archived)
# who is elaine?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:30, archived)
# The racist one on Seinfeld.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:33, archived)
# oh right
I've never seen it, and I suspect I haven't missed much :p
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:34, archived)
# I stopped watching after Hulk Hogan became a main character.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:37, archived)
# hahahah
does he still exist?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:38, archived)
# Yes. He passed on the George Foreman grill and endorsed some toothbrush thing instead.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:40, archived)
# no link for bigger?
sorry i couldnt resist

edit: woops a little too late.. its already fixed
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:20, archived)
# that is what i say lmao
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:21, archived)
# Better.
But this challenge still sucks.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:22, archived)
# hey, you
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optimise that below 50 kb.
edit: carry on
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:23, archived)
# We liked the updated version more!
/just razzing, is/was fine.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:25, archived)
# NORKS!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:26, archived)
# some green thing
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:16, archived)
# i do not understand the point
logo, yes? if so - very good!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:17, archived)
# oh I wish it had a point
i was just bored and playing with xara
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:21, archived)
# well i like it a lot - it looks like it should be superhero logo :)
nicely done indeed
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:22, archived)
# that is smashing
the more i look - the more i like -woo yeah!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:04, archived)
# Chiracs new bodyguard is ever vigilant
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(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 4:57, archived)
# ARROOOOOOO!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:03, archived)
# He's a finely tuned killing machine
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:06, archived)
# I'd describe him more as a love gangsta.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:12, archived)
# a pimp of young chumps
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:13, archived)
# can he rap, pop and break?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:15, archived)
# Arrroooow!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:17, archived)
# FRENCH PIGS!
lol i am joking of course - woo and yey!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 4:43, archived)
# I like this.
I like this a lot :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 4:47, archived)
# Fluff!
Woo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 4:49, archived)
# ooooo this is nice!

woo!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 4:55, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:00, archived)
# Oooo!!
Very dark and mysterious :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:01, archived)
# Do you own a lumber company or eat whale blubber?
Why are people still eating poutine?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:08, archived)
# why is Rod Hull alive and getting paid as well?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:12, archived)
# AND WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SHOES?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:14, archived)
# No i dont own a lumber company
nor do i know why people are still eating poutine
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:18, archived)
# Cuz' cheese curd rocks on chips!
Really it does.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:20, archived)
# I totally read "cheese curd" as something else
at first glance, but ummm sure it does :s
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:22, archived)
# So that means you eat whale blubber, right?
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:25, archived)
# 'CUZ PAUL MCCARTNEY
WON'T LET US EAT THE SEALS!! :((
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:26, archived)
# It's tastes good, that's why!!!
So does seal meat.
Blubber slices on crackling panfried rice! Mmmmmmm.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:36, archived)
# taht is very good
very night time :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:19, archived)
# South Paw...
....later Fatass!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 3:20, archived)
# That kitten is trés fluffeh!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 3:26, archived)
# Is nothing safe from the giant kitty horror!
Now, about that potpie!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 3:27, archived)
# Cute kittin is a bitch
it's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
bitch bitch bitch etc

WOO
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 3:39, archived)
# ha ha ha! i enjoy soutrh park :D
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 3:43, archived)
# my name is paulo, i am fifeteen years old and i am italian.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 4:28, archived)
# This smells like the work of the one and only Dr.D
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 4:33, archived)
# No, it's me.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:00, archived)
# hahah....how's your pappi?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:07, archived)
# My dad was fine last time I checked. Thanks for asking!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:09, archived)
# lol that is me!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 5:17, archived)
# Nooo kitty
bad kitty
that's mAH pot pie
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 4:46, archived)
# how cheery
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 2:31, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
...for teh 'survival aspect', as opposed to teh 'crashing'-ness...

/I may be excessively drunk blog :D

EDIT: You am not taht 'horrible', has anyone ever noticed?

EDIT NUMBER TWO-NESS: Those darn seas!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 2:37, archived)
# that depends on my mood
some people have threatened to do me under the trade descriptions act.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 2:41, archived)
# I would...
...but you'd have to be horrible to me... fuckit, that doesn't work at all, does it?!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 2:42, archived)
# i'd rather do you under the romantic light of the crescent moon.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 3:40, archived)
# hell yes
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 4:27, archived)
# mr beautiful soul :o
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 2:50, archived)
# hahahah
are you real?
I just read your profile.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 2:55, archived)
# i think we'll ask my chekimal romance.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 3:22, archived)
# it depends on whether he's flying a helicopter in the picture I guess
can't see any bridges though =/
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 3:33, archived)
# good style in music, yes? :D
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 3:43, archived)
# no it's shite!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 4:34, archived)
# lol thety were probably stone!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 2:46, archived)
# they probably would have sunk if that was the case
:P
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 2:55, archived)
# for at least a few days.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 2:49, archived)
# was said chopper
remote controlled and 12 inches long?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 3:04, archived)
# What would Mr Theroux have to say about that then?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 2:00, archived)
# heheh....that's ashally quite an improvement
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 2:26, archived)
# neilstine's face is at a slant which makes my brain melt
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 3:34, archived)
# Des thinks that Ben is a bit of a tosser.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:05, archived)
# Haha, nice tag
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:19, archived)
# Thank you.
The 'MANLEY' has come out a but too clear after I put in the scan lines, but it can't be helped.

I got a front page, don't you know?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:20, archived)
# Ooooh, so you did!
Congrats, possibly even officially welcome back to the bosom of b3ta.

You poor sod.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:22, archived)
# but your mystical profile fucked it up :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:22, archived)
# Indeed it did.
I must address this.

[EDIT: No, I cannot be arsed: bergmeister.web-log.nl/bergmeister/images/williamshatner_nimoy.jpg
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:23, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:20, archived)
# *comes on Barry*
What are you talking about?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:21, archived)
# oh, glasscock it you bugger :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:23, archived)
# No, Tell me,
for I am idle.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:23, archived)
# Barry, from Eastenders
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:25, archived)
# I am no wiser.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:26, archived)
# no
it was a fight between something and a rock.. . called Barry.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:26, archived)
# I glasscocked but all I got was
"come on Barry"

I feel excluded - just because I don't have a telly.

Did anyone finish the crossword?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:28, archived)
# Actually, its Barry Chuckle
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:48, archived)
# Um, No.
I think you will find it was a barnacle ...
It all started way back when
*goes misty eyed*
and then got a bit carried away
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:59, archived)
# Many thanks
It was during my Banned period.

*feels all Van Gogh*
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 2:02, archived)
# nance v. shatner?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 6:32, archived)
# bye bye evil kitty. oh he's back...
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:55, archived)
#
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)
# My First Vector Art


My first piccy post. Click for biggy.

This is the first piece of Vector stylee art I did a while ago, of my brothers band 'The Zico Chain'. Im quite pleased with it, but I now see its nowhere near as good as others! Ill be back in the morning to see what people think! G'nightall!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 0:46, archived)
# I like it
I would crop it down slightly, then it only needs an album title in white on the sky :¬)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:01, archived)
# Twould be nice
if it were an album cover. They are quite rocky/metal, so not sure if it would be appropriate! Would be nice to have something ive done in HMV or wherever. Ive designed their name logo as well, but they havent been able to use it yet
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)
# were these guys given an article in Kerrang recently?
the band name rings a bell from somewhere.
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:09, archived)
# They have been in a few things
Had an article in Karrang a while back - may have been in it again more recently. They were on a cover CD of bands to look out for in 2006 as well. Ive got my Audi on order with him when they make it big time!
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:11, archived)
# Not a DBs then?
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:29, archived)
# ;)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)
# looks preety
woo matey
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:06, archived)
# My friend saw them support Disturbed
they were good supposedly :)
(, Wed 22 Nov 2006, 1:50, archived)

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