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# Misteralfie
smaller link pics are

www.artistcollaboration.com/users/koit/tn_link.JPG

www.artistcollaboration.com/users/koit/LINKSMALL.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:22, archived)
# yay!
just got back, will spaz for biggie linkies. Woo for the blogger!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 16:12, archived)
# 'Tis a magnificent sight indeed wee laddie
The Loch Ness Ginster



_edit_ compressed version
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:22, archived)
# nice
pic, but a bit huuuuge!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:24, archived)
# is it? oops
/me fiddles with optimisation buttons
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:25, archived)
# of course it is
that's why it has to live in the massif loch innit.

I can see a face on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:27, archived)
# compressed it a bit
but it's rather manky now...

/me fiddles again
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:30, archived)
# there's just
so many frames, but if you up the lossy setting to about 50 I think you can probably make it 150K
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:35, archived)
# you could
move the loch ness boat up and crop at least 1/3 off the bottom of the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:36, archived)
# good suggestions, thanx
I will do some ruthless cropping

the whole thing is of course a 25k .swf file
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:49, archived)
# Or make
it two separate images, the bottom half a static giv and the top half animated, then just post them one afrer the other. saves no end of file size.

Like I did with my Fluffy balloon


Sorry about the timespaz but it's for a good reason. Honest
:)
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:50, archived)
# ooh
now that's clever :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:52, archived)
# very clever
it's now a less manky one and 160k

perhaps I'll have a go at the 2 in one image...

thanks for the suggestion

and nice furtive btw
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:59, archived)
# thanks for pointing that out
i hadn't saved the balloon like i thought i had then last time.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 16:09, archived)
# another busy day at the pizza grinding factory

hungry now, I'm off to subway to buy whatever it is they make that smells like pizza
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:19, archived)
# woo
he takes his work very seriously doesn't he :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Aren't saturdays grrrreeeaaatt!


DOING IT FOR THE COUNTRY!
Larger Image
(KD, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:12, archived)
# Gotta be the easiest Simon Says machine ever!
Simon Says "End it all you stupid lump of inanity".
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:15, archived)
# he's
a cunt, but I dont think were in as much trouble as we were with reagan, at least Bush is continuing a long family tradition of oil baron tycooning, as its money based, its really not in their best interests....

hang on, wtf am I saying, he's gonna kill us all with his stupidity!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:17, archived)
# On the other hand
Reagan was actually elected
But I digress
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:19, archived)
# he seems to have
womens fingers...and there cut off at the nuckle....
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:37, archived)
# and if you...
look very closely, President Bush does have womens fingers
(KD, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 16:13, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:07, archived)
# Obviously
it cat from a catapillar


/coat.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:24, archived)
# lol
.
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:47, archived)
# Now
animate it wacking into a lightbulb over and over ....
(uptownjoe, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 16:00, archived)
# they laugh in the face of danger
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:03, archived)
# hahahah!
only b3tans, I swear.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:05, archived)
# Part 3

what's this? elvis is off to the shops,
but he's left his hummus tied up in the yard.
this will surely end in disaster...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:02, archived)
# excellent
werk! wow! who is it thats collecting elvis images? this is a great series!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:04, archived)
# I think after I've finished the series
I'll put them all up on a site in chronological order anyway. a little elvis comic book.

thats what i just decided on the toilet, anyways

edit: oh yeah, its bovine who collects them.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:11, archived)
# it's what he would have wanted
(your decision making location i mean)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:13, archived)
# your elvis
scares me...
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:07, archived)
# this is developing into another rabbitheadboy
i can't wait to see where this goes.
If you crop it to just above the white flashy bits in the middlehe could be jetskiing
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:12, archived)
# actually, i've got a lovely bit of music playing
that that anim fits so well. If you wanted to make a flash of him riding around and just change the backgrounds it could work out really well.

Its Louis Austen's new single 'Amore' if you go to www.kitty-yo.de they should have a listenable version there
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:18, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:15, archived)
# woo
very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:36, archived)
# That is
awsome.
(techsmurf, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:57, archived)
# .

800x600
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:01, archived)
# These children are not safe
for the toys that are not safe for children.

Morning, good night, I'm just about to collapse here. My eyes are going funny from staring at the computer.
(Indole Ring, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:08, archived)
# hahaha.....
sleep!
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:18, archived)
# Just before I go ...
It's the Simpsons Cat!

b3ta is worse than crack
(Indole Ring, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:26, archived)
# last of the skellingtons, not funny, but I couldnt think of a joke less than 30 frames for it. click for
a thematic ani gif.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:00, archived)
# Woo yay!
But it's 'millennia' not 'millenia'.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:01, archived)
# ooooooo
pedant.
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:12, archived)
# i like the subterranian gren oozy smokey goodness
of a post apocalypitic ooooh i just noticed there was a clicky on it too.

very good, i nearly missed misteralfietv
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:24, archived)
# No,
I'm just pedantic. There's a subtle but important difference.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:59, archived)
# how true
disney are cnuts

strange how few people realise that
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:02, archived)
# You do know
people are stupid, right?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:28, archived)
# durrrrrrrrrrr
whatevah
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:32, archived)
# Like, that is
soooooo 90s!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:53, archived)
# I found this in my garden earlier, do you think it's rare?

Now where's that hummus, i've looked behind the sofa, it's not on the side... Hope it turns up soon
(Mattyboy, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:56, archived)
# way cute, if you have a high res version of
that, we'd love it on the b3ta wallpaper blogger...
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:58, archived)
# upped the res as much as i can
as i said, i'm sure my hummus is around somewhere - did i leave it on the bedside table...?
(Mattyboy, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:03, archived)
# yeah it's pretty too
beats my garden full of dandylions
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:01, archived)
# do they wear top hats and set the girls hearts a flutter?
Coat
(Mattyboy, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:08, archived)
# see for yourself


/coat draped elegantly over shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:21, archived)
# ha ha ha ha...
...i think the fact that he has a ruffle is such a wonderful touch!
(Mattyboy, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:27, archived)
# she's a fine seaworthy vessel

..it's a shame we live in kansas
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:49, archived)
# ha ha ha
very nice
(Mattyboy, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:56, archived)
# climbing the north face of the #29
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:37, archived)
# is it just me
or does tottenham court road appear far to often for co-incidence... if that is anyway.

oh it is just me
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:39, archived)
# shouldn't that be west side
????
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:40, archived)
# if the bus was facing the other way, then yes
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:43, archived)
# woo 2 u
etc etc that is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:42, archived)
# ITS COMPETITION TIME!
The first person who can tell me what this is (or used to be) wins a family bucket of Woo with a side order of Yay (huppla sold seperately)

(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:31, archived)
# it used to be
my playground
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:33, archived)
# ...
your closer than you might think.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:33, archived)
# olympic hopscotch
course?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:35, archived)
# chloraphil innit, cells off a leaf
am i right?
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:36, archived)
# a clue
I'm bored and i have photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:36, archived)
# not a very good clue I admit
.. you're all way off so far
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:37, archived)
# well it definitely looks like ex=text
so maybe a school report card or something
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:38, archived)
# getting warmer
..ish
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:41, archived)
# Is it a Tricolore
French text book?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:45, archived)
# potatoe
?
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:38, archived)
# hmm
the contents of a hat belonging to a Mr Scruff?
(roomproject, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:37, archived)
# Give up?
It is this

with every single photoshop filter i have applied to it. (all 99 of them)
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:40, archived)
# i made a nice lava lamp type thing by throwing filters at that

click for animated tiny version
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:48, archived)
# that's rather nice
hey fnord, did you make the terry thomas photo-booth anim?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:50, archived)
# yeah dat dere was me.
I've heard it cropped up on popbitch a couple times.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:58, archived)
# try setting it as a tiled windows wallpaper ;)
it looks mental!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:01, archived)
# ooh, not thought of that....
hahahahahahaha it's what he would have wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:07, archived)
# The animated tiny version
rocks
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:51, archived)
# i made the animation full size
but despite looking wonderful it was about 1.5MB i think. I put the small animated one in m3ss3ng3r as an icon and it still more or less worked.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:57, archived)
# I still
have the hooj one - it's fab!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 15:02, archived)
# thats lovely that is,
keepin that.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:56, archived)
# oooh
I like the ani
(uptownjoe, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 16:03, archived)
# Erm..
A styophone keyboard ?
(gh0styuk, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:44, archived)
# not really worth it really
..
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:45, archived)
# Who's the heavyweight champion of the world?

(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:23, archived)
# woohoo!!!
Its ani gif day today!!! Is that your own render or a screen grab?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:24, archived)
# I wish I could do renders like that,
but it's stolen from the Playstation game
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:29, archived)
# yeah
thats 3dsmax wooness if you can do that, nice gif! Is that Mothra? Mothora Mothora!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:30, archived)
# it looks nicely rotoscoped
doesn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:34, archived)
# It's not Mothra,
It's actually a bee head and butterfly wings
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:41, archived)
# more fun with skellingtons...
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:22, archived)
# You're
not 'your'

Sorry.

But otherwise much wooness.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:41, archived)
# that is another fantastic part to the series
..
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:41, archived)
# heehee.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:04, archived)
# you potatoshoppin like a man posessed today
like it
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:06, archived)
# just boreeeeddd.
My girls gone to get her motorcycle driving licence today, shes getting this ace honda 125, leathers, the lot. She's gonna get it from me and she doesnt even know it yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:07, archived)
# 2 more wallpapers
sent your way misteralfie
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:13, archived)
# woo!
to the blueyonder or messenger?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:19, archived)
# blueyonder
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:20, archived)
# I'll be
sending some too, but first I have to organise some more webspace as I'm just about out of room.
(Indole Ring, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:20, archived)
# .
go here best webspace Ive ever had.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:23, archived)
# Thanks
I'll check it out. I'm also thinking of setting up a home page and gallery on my own webspace courtesy of my ISP. And enlarging some pictures with S-spline. But right now I'm thinking of going to bed ...

Nice skellington jokes, btw.
(Indole Ring, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:28, archived)
# :)
but it can only be around 11 in aus, and its a saturday! whats wrong with you sah!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:29, archived)
# It's 12 actually
and I'm sleepy and cannot hummus. Maybe I'll be inspired in the morning.
(Indole Ring, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:35, archived)
# that is
godly

woo yay
(mongoose, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:14, archived)
# wallpaper for you
www.artistcollaboration.com/users/koit/Link.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:17, archived)
# koitus!!
is there a small version of it for the link?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:19, archived)
# haha!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:23, archived)
# Now THAT
is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:41, archived)
# all i see is Julie Andrews in the bottom left singing 'The Hills Are Alive'
and Dick Van Dyke seems to be sitting next to her with a flat cap on playing the guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:52, archived)
# That's a Vulcan fine hairstyle
you've got there mate.

Live long and wank on T'Pol's tits.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 13:57, archived)
# BEHIND YOU!!!!!!
(Indole Ring, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] IM GOING TO HELL
buy one you know you wanna
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 13:55, archived)
# unbelievable that
hasnt been done, I wish I dmade a going to hell logo now.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:05, archived)
# I did a really bad sep11th post
but it was so nasty and realistic I removed it out of guilt
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:07, archived)
# eek
Lego concentration camp sets by Zbigniew Liberia.

scroll down and clicky on the pics
(zyn (thetix), Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:24, archived)
# that is just so unbelievable
cool!! Fuck!! Ive never seen that before!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:36, archived)
# sure that has to be a wind up
the skeletons just say that to me
edit: no it's real
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:37, archived)
# jokes with skeletons, 1 in a series....
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 13:49, archived)
# Godly
Hehehe. Love it.
(mongoose, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 13:52, archived)
# W&Y
Very nice skellington
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 13:55, archived)
# HE WANT'S TO BE CAREFULL WHERE HE PUTS HIS HANDS
That could be a gay skeleton, like it!
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 13:58, archived)
# Mr Bongo!!!
Im not alone!!!!!!!! How are you dear chappie? I only got your messenger from that sunday during the week so couldnt get back to you to let you know where to go, had a good one I hope?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:02, archived)
# walked round London looking confused
I always end up doing that
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:03, archived)
# I can actually totally picture that
hahah! Noone else around? Where the feck ios hugo? I need words with that lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:05, archived)
# gays!
lots of gays

all around
(minoltion, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:02, archived)
# You can't move for big mincy gays
the big poofs
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:05, archived)
# burn them at the stake I say
.
(minoltion, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:07, archived)
# make sure to
cover them with chocolate first tho, more might jump in.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:09, archived)
# hahah
thats class :)
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Sat 14 Sep 2002, 14:11, archived)

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