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# Ok, Quiz time
Do i go to the CoOp and buy some ice cream, oooor, not?
(Dean, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:41, archived)
# no
then you can buy two ice creams tomorrow
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:42, archived)
# unless its ben and jerrys
phish food or the one with caramel chunks in it, in which case GO NOW AND EAT IT
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:43, archived)
# dirty
hippies, those ben n jerry fellows are...
(zyn (thetix), Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:53, archived)
# not
any more - rich clean successful business men - bloody not even hardly hippies as the have been know to act as bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:33, archived)
# yeah
and pick me up some cranberry and mint chock chip!!!! :)
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:42, archived)
# does anyone know...
how i can save an animation as a gif and not as a .animation, in flash?
(fingermouse, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:39, archived)
# no mate
i wont ignore you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:44, archived)
# no mate
as far as I know it only does still gifs. Of course you could always put them in something like ImageReady or Gif Builder afterwards...
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:50, archived)
# if i remember correctly....
try File/Export movie, then alter the fomat to .gif

or look in File/Publish settings - gif should be in there.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:08, archived)
# My friend made it and my other friend wrote the dialouge. I just jacked it and posted it...

Bat-man: "Whats that? Saddam hasn't got any weapons of mass destruction!?!?"
Ratboy: "Clattering clarcopheny of cats, Bat-man! Guess we can't go to war after all!"
BAT-man: "Only to the untrained eye RATboy. Saddam has been puttin' subliminal messages inta heads of those UN inspector!! Now there is nothing ta do but bomb 'em all....just to be safe."
RATbot: "Genius Bat-man!........can i be your love monkey?"
(Orange Goblin, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:36, archived)
# hehe..
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:41, archived)
# .
(Dean, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:44, archived)
# i can think of a better caption
Tony: golly george, it sure was a good idea to dress up like this
George: shut up and just keep licking my ass until it bleeds
Tony: your the boss
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:48, archived)
# Funny as
FUCK! Quite brilliant
(KD, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:32, archived)
# hahahah
I wasn't expecting that!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:34, archived)
# The Northern Lights
are suddenly explained!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:34, archived)
# Bulbs!
.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:34, archived)
# bulbs
rules
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:40, archived)
# hee hee heee
you freak.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:35, archived)
# Where have you been hiding?
you zog.
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:38, archived)
# i like this
recent lightbulbs theme. did it come to you in a flash of inspiration?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:35, archived)
# Maybe
it's a dentist trauma...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:36, archived)
# the top of
that left berg looks a bit like, no never mind...
(boris, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:43, archived)
# You bulb loon, you
He he he.

Is that left iceberg Elvis in profile?
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:46, archived)
# Photoshoppers bloooooocccckkkkk
(Dean, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:29, archived)
# hey...
i got a robot just like that one...except the head is different. he walks around with flashing lights and then his chest bursts open and mass destruction sprays out in the form of bright lights as he spins....yes i'm a dork....yes i'm really bored....blah.
(zyn (thetix), Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:44, archived)
# arent little brothers
complete bastards?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:26, archived)
# yes
.
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:27, archived)
# Mmmmmm
no.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:27, archived)
# awwwwww
bless
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:28, archived)
# Well
he is 25!!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:31, archived)
# i don't have one
but i have a little sister, and she's the best!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:34, archived)
# speaking
as one, no.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:34, archived)
# Mine's fine most of the time
(but his girlfriend's a bitch)!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:36, archived)
# ships of the dessert
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:15, archived)
# Weeeee
I like that.

Can I have a piece of cake, too please?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:18, archived)
# blinkencake?

help yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:28, archived)
# Yay!
I like getting my cake and eating it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:28, archived)
# I can't catch it
damn it, and all I have is 1000 spoons arrgh how will I cut it?
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:29, archived)
# when all you need is a knife
tch, how ironic.

/coat
(doltage, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:10, archived)
# camels am
de best, especially 'you bastard', the greatest mathematician ever
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:20, archived)
# eh?
and hee hee for the picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:21, archived)
# tis a reference to pyramids by terry pratchett
the first book i ever read by him, and one of the best discworld books!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:29, archived)
# ooo
first book of his I read, and also my favourite!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:31, archived)
# ahh
thanks for clearing that up. it has been added to my reading list
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:32, archived)
# Which is the one he wrote with
Neil Gaimann? That cracked me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:33, archived)
# Good Omens.
And it is fantastic indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:36, archived)
# have you read american gods by neil gaiman?
it really is a triffic book
need to go shopping- byee!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:42, archived)
# Hmm, no
Amazon search beckons!
Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:46, archived)
# You are
so right.
And top picturage btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:23, archived)
# llamas
rule
(minoltion, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:25, archived)
# Did somebody say photoshoppers block?
(Dean, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:07, archived)
# I don't have an msn passport.
do i need it to view that image?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:09, archived)
# I really have no idea
Some people seem to need them, others don't.

its weird
(Dean, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:10, archived)
# you should
put pictures in the 'pictures' area rather than the 'documents' area.
I think people with XP get pestered more than others, no?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:11, archived)
# I would
but for some reason i cant

IE always crashes when i go to upload a picture
(Dean, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:13, archived)
# This is because
Microsoft software is not compatible with Microsoft software.
(Indole Ring, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:14, archived)
# Oh yea
forgot about that...
(Dean, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:16, archived)
# hey they forgot to put your flash thing in the news letter dude
that was fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:31, archived)
# If that's an msn
communities pic there's some malarkey about making your community public...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:14, archived)
# Yeah
Done that, made it public.

Damnthing, ill go somewhere else
(Dean, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:15, archived)
# And now I can see it -
I want one...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:21, archived)
# hosted
elsewhere now
(Dean, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:31, archived)
# a typical photoshopers bolck isn't it?
I think that could almost be a retorical joke.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:13, archived)
# My hummus
disappeared.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:16, archived)
# name that tune time
accordian playing with a steady beat getting faster un faster

it was also in a film, which e can't remember for the life o' me...
(minoltion, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:02, archived)
# could it be lock stock?
i will have a look
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:03, archived)
# yeah, it wasn't an accordian
but It was close
(minoltion, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:13, archived)
# amelie?
not sure really...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:06, archived)
# Sounds like
Midnight Cowboy, but I'm fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:15, archived)
# Fucking sick bastards
The BBC is full of good news today, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:01, archived)
# whats gone on?
eh?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:01, archived)
# Oh, they
found Milly's body and then there was the little 2 year old.
It just makes me angry. Grr.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:03, archived)
# .
I tort is was ment 2 make you angry
keeps your mind of whatthe government is doing ect ect
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:08, archived)
# "Hey, relax guy -
Look over here!"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:16, archived)
# .



I'm taking the piss
you know funny ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:21, archived)
# "Hey, guy
relaaax!"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:24, archived)
# And the children killed by the
acts of the US and British government leave you giggling into your collar?
And if it wasn't a child would you be as angry? You value human life based on how long it's been around?
</rant>
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:18, archived)
# At this moment in time, my rant isn't at the government
It's to do with the sick fucks that go and purposely do this.
I may rant another time at what the UK and the US governments are doing, but that's another story.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:25, archived)
# Cool, but remember to do
copious amounts of partying as well - we all need to keep a balance.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:30, archived)
# Partying is
something I excel at!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:32, archived)
# I suck,
but I try hard ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:54, archived)
# dead kid stuff
load of shite
(minoltion, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:05, archived)
# nnnnnnn
photoshoppers block

nnnnnn
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:00, archived)
# Getting back to nature
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:48, archived)
# *cackle*
which reminds me:
if anybody needs the girl on a transparent background, I've got 10 of em.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:50, archived)
# i'll take em...
:) pretty please...
(KD, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:11, archived)
# where do I send em?
they're psd's...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:25, archived)
# Can I have em too please ?
koit at blueyonder dot co dot uk

Thankoo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:58, archived)
# mmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:44, archived)
# that
i like a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:45, archived)
# well,
at least one person did.
*pout*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:10, archived)
# Good evening everyone!
*massively overexcited* Finally managed to - erm - borrow photoshop! Now just a few short months with the manual and who knows?
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:43, archived)
# those
kittens wont know whats hit them!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:44, archived)
# Probably me, with said manual
when I give up in disgust!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:48, archived)
# yay!
surely a doctor will have it sussed out in a couple of minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:47, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Thick as two short planks when it comes to compoopers.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:49, archived)
# the secret
to photoshop is figuring out how to use layers. that's all you need for most stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:58, archived)
# Right...
greek to me at the moment but thanks for the tip!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:06, archived)
# I like
the tutorials here
www.phong.com/tutorials/
not sure if they're a good place to start or not really... they make pretty things though...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:10, archived)
# Thanks again!
It's bookmarked for later.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:22, archived)
# manual?
what manual?
(KD, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:47, archived)
# I think he meant
emanuel.
just a few short months with emanuel.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:48, archived)
# ohhh
mmm
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:52, archived)
# He's a she
so she wouldn't find it all that thrilling...!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:54, archived)
# oh
you never know... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:56, archived)
# Woo
to you m'lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:49, archived)
# Cheers love!
How're you? Feeling better?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:56, archived)
# I see
you found fame in the newsletter!
good work
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:57, archived)
# Woo!
I'm doing much much better today. And tonight, it's manhunting in San Diego all weekend. Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:02, archived)
# help
what do you call those paper mache models that mexican kids smash up with a stick, when its their Birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:43, archived)
# you mean a
pinata? (tilde over the n)
(relayPoint, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:45, archived)
# thats the bugger!
cheers
quicky fires up google image search!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:46, archived)
# Pinata
:)
(2stoned2rite, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:45, archived)
# see these are springing up everywhere


/coat /hell
(I helped save b3ta! itzpirate ~ walking the plank, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:42, archived)
# sir
your firey limousine is waiting for you
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] a must for any man

save yourself from the fallout of asking the wrong woman!
save yourself! aieeeeee!
(relayPoint, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:38, archived)
# surely
that just detects the amount of alcohol they've drunk! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:42, archived)
# no no
for that you need the next model up. we're working on one that will tell you the size of her husband, too. :)
(relayPoint, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:50, archived)
# woo and yay
for subtlety!
(relayPoint, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:04, archived)
# did that diane pretty die in the end
because i just thought of something, but if shes dead its pretty pointless
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:35, archived)
# yes, she is dead.
She was near death anyway, she just wanted the courts to allow her the dignity of dying with minimal pain and a chance to say goodbye to her family properly. But, of course, they decided they couldn't let her.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:37, archived)
# oh
bollocks to it anyway, give me five minutes

edit: oh i cant be arsed
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:38, archived)
# Goodnight
everyone, I think I'll be off now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 18:39, archived)

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