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kaiser, are you here?

i made this thinking of you

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spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:42, archived)

Yay!

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Kaiser, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:43, archived)

fuschias!

Fuschias am de best. Bulb fuschias am de very, very best though.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:45, archived)

nice gif

like it

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:46, archived)

that's

beauuuutiful

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freshlegs, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:57, archived)

I wish this was on tv now...

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rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:41, archived)

I'd be watching it

Instead of sitting here yelling "are they all dead yet?" at tomsk in the other room.
He keeps saying no. It's a volcano for fuck's sake, why aren't they all dead yet? Except Tommy Lee, he's allowed to survive.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:44, archived)

oh god

Volcano SUCKS.. terrible movie - it really is

Dante's Peak is much better (both came out at the same time)

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Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:48, archived)

Pointless movie quiz

1. Name the three rules of looking after a mogwai. dont feed after midnight, dont let them touch water, and avoid bright lights
2. Ridley Scott directed an advert for which bread company? hovis
3. what childrens toy did ET use to phone home? speak n spell
4. Who does Number 2 work for? dr evil
5. how long did it take the millenium falcon to do the kesler run? less than 12 parsecs.

there you go

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:38, archived)

I won't be first, but I'll have a go...

1. Um, don't feed them after midnight, don't give them water, and keep them off the furniture 'cos they shed.
2. Hovis!
3. A record player of some sort.
4. Um, Dr Evil?
5. A period of time. NO! Less than some parsecs, which incidentally is a unit of distance rather than time. Or so I'm told.

[edit] blimey! I was first!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:41, archived)

only just

and u got a couple wrong...

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Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:43, archived)

like i said

i am seldom correct. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:46, archived)

you are female.. YOU are correct it just the facts must be wrong :)

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Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:49, archived)

oooh....

I like that. I must use it sometime - cheers!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:58, archived)

woo - first one is maybe slightly wrong

1 Don't feed them after midnight, don't get them wet, and don't let sunlight touch them?
2. Hovis
3. Speak and spell
4. Dr Evil
5. 12 parsecs

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Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:41, archived)

4. Number 2 worked for Number 1, who was really Number 6
5. Technically it was in less than 12 parsecs.

(Dr Wadd, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:43, archived)

well yes

thats why i put number 6 first then changed it to dr evil as i had a brainwave (honest!)

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Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:46, archived)

Tricky one,

cos of course Dr Evil is also correct.

(Dr Wadd, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:49, archived)

1. keep them away from special brew, wash behind their ears and don't let them play mogwai fear satan til the end of the set cos it's fucking long
2. ridley scott's bread emporium
3. a state of the art battery operated ocelot (it really oscillates!)
4. put it on a leaf and wait til autumn
5. six inches, it's a sausage

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spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:51, archived)

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Tedmus, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:37, archived)

haha

he's well prepared :)

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rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:42, archived)

mountaineering

goat? enterprising.

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freshlegs, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:05, archived)

The Most Important Safety Item in the Universe

(Dr Wadd, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:36, archived)

hahahaha

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davelog, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:39, archived)

woohoo!!!

woo yay and houpla! that's faboo!

(relayPoint, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:48, archived)

hehe

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rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:44, archived)

yes

hooray!

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freshlegs, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:08, archived)

sniffle..

my nose is running..

*> whee!
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(xtonyx my sideburns could eat a baby, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:35, archived)

Wonderful Dorcas

Bush finally confesses that he love BBC South's Dorcas Henry

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:26, archived)

I guess

it makes more sense to the southerners... ;)

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rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:27, archived)

Probably

not :)

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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:28, archived)

I know who she is,

but I totally don`t get the joke.

(Dr Wadd, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:30, archived)

i think its funny as fuck

and i am from the north.

no idea who the bloke is though,.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:30, archived)

makes no

damn sense to me. but i'm american.

(relayPoint, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:30, archived)

hahaha

he said dorcas

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:30, archived)

click for bigger

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rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:23, archived)

how happy and wonderful that image is.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:26, archived)

God bless

you Dr Phil :)

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rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:28, archived)

did she

sneeze ?

(minoltion, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:29, archived)

I just hadn't hit the frontpage in a little while...
edit: not that it's important... ;)

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rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:37, archived)

we'd better watch out

tomsk will get jealous.

*blows surreptitious kisses at rogan again* :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:30, archived)

you could never leave him and the kittens though...

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rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:37, archived)

haha

parp is good!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:28, archived)

yay

for parp !

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Tedmus, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:31, archived)

yeeaaahh!

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spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:39, archived)

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Kaiser, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:21, archived)

eeeek! flashers!

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Pob, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:22, archived)

They're a bit lightheaded

methinks?

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Dr. Mercury, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:40, archived)

Pointless Movie Quotes quiz

1. "This is my boomstick!" Army of Darkness: Evil Dead 3
2. "SPLIFF POLITICS!" Human Traffic
3. "...like the back of a Volkswagon?" Mallrats
4. "freeze you diseased rhinoceros pizzle" Coming to America
5. "The Popcorn your eating has been pissed in" Kentucky Fried Movie

EDIT: you miserable fucks. one quiz and you lose interest. nobbers the lot of you.

love you really.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:19, archived)

rite

1.Problem Child 1
2.Problem Child 2
3.Problem Child 3
4.Problem Child 4
5.Problem Child 5

(minoltion, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:24, archived)

brilliant

genius. no really, i mean it.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:25, archived)

do I

win ?

(minoltion, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:29, archived)

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:29, archived)

bugger - love movie quizes

missed that one was too quick

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Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:29, archived)

i can do another

i am bored bored bored bored bored

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:31, archived)

do it

NOW muhhaa

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Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:34, archived)

Mmm...

1. Army of Darkness
2. Human Traffic (?)
3. Mallrats
4. I dunno
5. Ditto

(Dr Wadd, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:27, archived)

Hey all now, how ya been?

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(etc etc etc)...

S'up?

I haven't been around latley.. School and such...

And I didn't even go on for my birthday (on the 17th, turning 14)...

So ashamed of myself...
Anyway- Hi.

(techsmurf, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:13, archived)

pointless trivia quiz

becuase i am bored

1. What book did Mark Chapman have on his person the day he shot Lennon?
Catcher in the Rye
2. Richard D. James is better known as who?
The Aphex Twin
3. Which company is the biggest purchaser of silver?
Kodak
4. Name Steven Segal's character in both Under Seige films.
Casey Ryeback
5. How long did the contestants on Bullseye have to decide whether to gamble or not?
The time it took for the board to rotate.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:09, archived)

answer to number 2...

Aphex Twin

(PI, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:10, archived)

Number 1 - Catcher in the Rye

Number 3 - Kodak

(Dr Wadd, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:10, archived)

1 - catcher in the rye

2. Dunno
3.
4. Casey Ryback
5. 30 seconds ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:10, archived)

is one

a john lennon album, well, and a gun obviously.

(doltage, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:11, archived)

if you can't get number two

you do not deserve to live, or at least listen to music

(Lurk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:13, archived)

no no

if you dont appreciate maybe, but not many people know his name

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:14, archived)

allright fine

...you should know his name tho...

(Lurk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:16, archived)

the guys a fucking nut

wouldnt you agree?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:19, archived)

I've heard

better ;)

(minoltion, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:21, archived)

errr

1. Deliha Smith's My life as a Norwich City Thug
2. Dicky
3. Paramount (he made 20 films with them)
4. Arkwright Brathwaite (secret agent)
5. i dunno but the money from the quiz is safe
6. coat!

(Beef Curtains, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:13, archived)

Did you know

the driest continent in the world is Antarctica? I read that today in our atlas.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:21, archived)

I was not aware of that.

where does all the ice come from, if it is so dry?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:26, archived)

ice factory

[[

(minoltion, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:28, archived)

I'm glad I'm not the only one

who thought that. I suppose it is all frozen if it is land, and if it's not frozen it is the sea, so by that logic it must be dry all over.
I was reading about Australia at the time. I think it may be the atlas compiler's idea of hi-larious juxtaposition.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:29, archived)

dryest as

in no precipitation really - all frozen..

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Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:31, archived)

oh jolly good

i was right then. That's pretty rare.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:34, archived)

2 is a set designer

on Star Trek TNG IIRC

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helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:27, archived)

Richard's been hanging around with those Gallaghers again

(Beef Curtains, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:04, archived)

Protection for your kitty

Ooh! You naughty kitty, I'll have to change your nappy again

(PI, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:01, archived)

snap into a slim jim

i used this little meow last night.

(xtonyx my sideburns could eat a baby, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:42, archived)

Herro Friend

dribbling cock clicky

(nicolas, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:58, archived)

FUCKING HELL

that is amazing!

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:59, archived)

you bastard

people like you....
goddamn it.
Down for drinkin' tonight before Kilimanjaro?

(Lurk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:01, archived)

Yes

Yes.

(nicolas, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:04, archived)

also

that idnah quite worksafe now is it?
and it makes me sick.

(Lurk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:10, archived)

I'm at work

Infected penis' are no laughting matter joel

(nicolas, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:13, archived)

what the helll....

eeeeeeeeewwwwww...:)

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EdibleVomit, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:02, archived)

sentances, phrase like yoda, you all must.

(zyn (thetix), Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:54, archived)

and that is why?

strange request you make.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:58, archived)

Evening all

how be ? - not been around much of late so what've I missed ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:52, archived)

friday ?

(minoltion, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:54, archived)

It's Friday today ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:55, archived)

Hello gorgeous!

Not so bad, how're you?

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Dr. Mercury, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:06, archived)

Knackered at the mo'

just come back from footie where we lost 7-5........me tired and have dead leg

How's yow really ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:07, archived)

Aw, shame.

You were probably robbed.
I'm actually pretty good, stol - erm - borrowed photoshop 7 from work!! And manual, unfortunately.

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Dr. Mercury, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:09, archived)

Good

now you can start potato swapping......

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:12, archived)

That's the idea!

Just need a few months for learning/practice.

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Dr. Mercury, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:14, archived)

dont bother with learning

just jump straight in and get shopping......its all about ideas, not skills.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:17, archived)

yay dr m photoshops!

i will start chewing maggots now :)

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Pob, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:13, archived)

Hiya love!

Where've you been hiding? Why maggots particularly? (dongeddit)

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Dr. Mercury, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:15, archived)

so i can wait with baited breath

;)
back now, i had some stuffidge to do...

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Pob, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:16, archived)

Grooooaaaannn!

And he's definitely back with that.

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Dr. Mercury, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:17, archived)

hehehe

now wheres that photoshop icon....

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Pob, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:19, archived)

Be worried.

I have opened it about twice in my lifetime, and both to crop. No fecking clue...and you were daft enough to give me your email addy the other night whilst drunk!
Nah, don't be worried...be afraid!

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Dr. Mercury, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:21, archived)

heh!

Mr K!

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rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:07, archived)

Hola rogs

what's brewin' ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:08, archived)

elephants

...

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rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:25, archived)

well done that man

we like them trumpety son's of bitches

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:28, archived)

there

may be more :)

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rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:44, archived)

I have a horrible feeling

i'm missing the Leeds B3ta meet.

Is it actually tonight or tomorrow night?

(Seaneeboy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:50, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/3/4/9/7/5/2

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xian, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:53, archived)

;-)

You're welcome

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xian, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:04, archived)

R U

coming along?

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:11, archived)

B3ta - not safe for kids

If only I'd thought of that last week eh.

(Maels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:46, archived)

Love that finger typing action

Class A

(Dean, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:48, archived)

That is just

fantastic. A big WOO YAY to you.

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kaydup, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:48, archived)

classically

disturbing.

(zyn (thetix), Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:49, archived)

Hee hee...

the other computer science students are looking at me for laughing.

(Kimbo, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:57, archived)

what are you doing

in uni at this time?

(Maels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:01, archived)

It's only noonish...

here in California. I realize it's still pretty early for a college student, though.

(Kimbo, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:12, archived)

aaah

that would explain it then.

(Maels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:15, archived)

noon?

Crikey, I bet you can still taste the alka-seltzer!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:32, archived)

Ha ha ha!

What a folow up story!!

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helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:58, archived)

huh

zah!

(Lurk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:59, archived)

you big sick puppy!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:05, archived)

That is awesome

I've been having a "first place in the comp party" all night - well, in my head anyway...

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diyjoe, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 23:09, archived)

i am listening to some really cool music right now

analogue bubblebath by aphex twin, rain dance by herbie hancock, brian eno is coming up in a minute

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:41, archived)

have u seen

that aphex twin video with that nasty face on all those laadeees... weird eh

try below for some right chooooons

www.flaresound.com

(Beef Curtains, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:44, archived)

snigger

beefcurtains

chortle

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:46, archived)

www.blazinsquad.net/

(minoltion, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:48, archived)

hehe

they're are cooooool

(Beef Curtains, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:51, archived)

nah

busted beat them in the cool stakes , hardcore stakes are another ball game

(minoltion, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:53, archived)

aren't they?

There should be more 12-year-old pikeys in the charts. Oh no, wait...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:33, archived)

that would be windowlicker

which fucking rools. as does come to daddy, a bit more scary though. i reckon if b3ta were a musician, it would probably be aphex twin. or squarepusher. something off of warp anyway.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:10, archived)

rock

anybody down with Hefty records of chicago? (housing telfon tel aviv, savath + savalas, etc.) nifty nifty stuff, they have.

(zyn (thetix), Fri 20 Sep 2002, 19:47, archived)

listening to

astrobotnia right now. on richard d. james' lable rephlex. amazingly good stuff ifin you're into the 'idm' business...

(Lurk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:03, archived)

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