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# Eeeek, help
I'm trying to use MSN to upload my photos, but I can't figure out if I'm supposed to put it in a group or what????????

(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:44, archived)
# Just make a group
and make it public, but make sure it's only you who have administration rights...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:47, archived)
# Thanks!
I'm doing that now
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:48, archived)
# My web prof was a cunt
she had no clue on how to teach the class and I wound up teaching myself how to use fireworks. Then for java script she told us to go to this website and copy the script. I was like cunt, I could do that myself. What a waste of an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:41, archived)
# Surely you shouldn't
be using fireworks either indoors or during a lesson, its a safety hazard.
Oh..... I get ya now....
(Maels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:43, archived)
# I taught meself
fireworks intermediate skills in an hour with the help of donthaveaclue yesterday....saved me hours of hand coding what I wanted to do....woo to fireworks!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:43, archived)
# w00t
any wanker can teach themselves a program. I didn't need to be bored to death for an hour. Our homework for the so called "advanced" class is to make an navigation bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:46, archived)
# gods.....what
tools were they expecting you to use for that? I know it can be done in notepad (cos I've done it) but that ain't for beginners!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:47, archived)
# 95% of all
web design courses are SHITE..

i know - i taught a good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:49, archived)
# cos only idiots
go on web design courses.
I work at a college, we teach them, to use a mouse....
(I helped save b3ta! oceanhippie, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 22:03, archived)
# Fireworks MX
that's what we used to learn how to do it. She didn't tell anyone how to code it by hand. I doubt anyone in that room is resourceful enough to get the right programs for free so they'll all have to do it on university computers. It was a waste of time, she was so disorganize.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:52, archived)
# Fireworks MX has only just
come out; the thing that annoys me with it is the amount of duplication it does.....the thing I used it for yesterday created 16 unnecessary images so I had to code the rest by hand to remove the extras and get the download size down.....could be a setting for V4 browsers mind, it's all down to browser behaviour after all.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:55, archived)
# Yeah I saw
a bunch of extra bullshit when I viewed the code. I'm thinking of just coding it by hand to get used to it. However, the one good thing is I have unlimited bandwidth since it's the school and for a class. Hee hee. The only problem is that I can't use it to upload anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:57, archived)
# Hmm....I don't think full hand coding
is necessary.....fireworks will do all the donkeywork so all you have to do is optimise by hand afterwards just to get rid of duplicate images. Having said that I also did a lot of re-editing in dreamweaver, but I didn't have to - it worked fine on its own.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 22:00, archived)
# I'm a wanker
I taught myself everything I know!

nowt wrong with wanking, either
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:50, archived)
#
I know :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:52, archived)
# Bah - I learned
HTML, JavaScript and Photoshop on me own - pretty much all you need for a website...
*edit* Now getting stuck into PHP, DHTML and CSS
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:57, archived)
# i found that
CSS can be useful too. but not necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:59, archived)
# See
my edit :o)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 22:00, archived)
# funnily enough i've
just started to use PHP myself. and like you i taught myself HTML and CSS. PHP's the only stuff i've copied. java script's beyond me though, i'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 22:04, archived)
# my redeveloped club
website is full of CSS, SSI, an' PHP just to get away from the horrors of frames and other nasty old skool frontpage-stylee html shite....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 22:08, archived)
# Frontpage -
Ugh. Never even used it...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 22:18, archived)
# aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
you mentioned the frontpage word!
shite, I mentioned it first....fucksocks
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 22:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:40, archived)
# she's
got plans for that, hasn't she? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:42, archived)
# what?
and you wouldn't have plans for it? i know i would.
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 22:01, archived)
# Resistance is futile Saddam
(Beef Curtains, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:39, archived)
# haha
scary!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] I was going to do something that required effort


But lazyness struck
(Orange Goblin, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:37, archived)
# i do like that
but if enough of the other kids like it too, it will suddenly be a paradox!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:39, archived)
# Ahaha but
An unadvertised feature is the paradox unparadoxifyer - as soon as enough are bought to become fashionable, they self destrcut, killing the wearer. Who wouldnt want one?!
(Orange Goblin, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:44, archived)
# actually
i think i'd quite like to wear paradoxical clothing. there'd be never a dull moment.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:50, archived)
# In that case
you'd have to disable the parodox unparodoxifyer. but that would invalidate your warrenty.
(Orange Goblin, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 22:06, archived)
# i'd wear that if it
wasn't in an unfashionable white.

doh...what am I saying?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:40, archived)
# I'll leave the elephants alone soon
I promise

click for slightly bigger
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:35, archived)
# Class!!
woo n yay
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:38, archived)
# looks like she's practicing
on that tusk there :)
(Maels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:38, archived)
# very very
ace
Just a handful of us in, then?
(I helped save b3ta! growler, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:38, archived)
# looks like it
.
(Maels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:39, archived)
# all the best people though
=)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:44, archived)
# Ahem
*straightens tie*
*accepts self into "the best"*
(I helped save b3ta! growler, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 22:04, archived)
# bahahaa
a good trick if you can do it !
hehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:39, archived)
# wot, get
y-fronts off a smart bint? That's a v.good trick :)

this is a flying witchy visit for a few minutes
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:41, archived)
# A closer look reveals
she is actually lovely
(I helped save b3ta! growler, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:46, archived)
#
keeping busy, then? all's well in newky i hope!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:47, archived)
#
all is fab, getting ready to get the bfo truck tomorrow to drive a load of furniture to france on sunday....wifeof's folks have bought a house in Cognac so I had to volunteer to drive it over there :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:49, archived)
# sooooooooooooooperb
you jammy bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:57, archived)
# hehe....
if I hated driving big things it would be a pain, but taking a 7 1/2 tonner over there is muchos fabbos, and I get loads of space for wine on the way back :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 22:13, archived)
# ooh
luvleh!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 22:03, archived)
# top banana!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:39, archived)
# no please
don't stop the ayre all verry woo and yaysome
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:40, archived)
# hello you
you know your post about a cuddly toy shark distracted me for most of my working day ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:45, archived)
# I've just taken a photo of him
if you want to meet him.
and he is just a cuddly toy. I don't realy use him, but as I am I created pesonalities for most of my toys.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:56, archived)
# she has
the perfect expression for it
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:45, archived)
# gosh!
thats well good.
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:46, archived)
# NICE
I'M in Love w/ her.................serious
(zigzag420002001@yahoo, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 0:25, archived)
# TITS
my web space is down tonight :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:34, archived)
# wintermute's gone
into hibernation i think = (
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:39, archived)
# LOL
Evening, Pixmeister.

Somebody feed it some nuts or something!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:47, archived)
# feed wintermute nuts
then feed me ice cream. what a wonderful plan. i can't believe i'm stuck at home with nothing to snack on. argh!

[edit]
and that bloody choccy biscuit below looks so lovely too
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:55, archived)
# Cheeky f**cking walrus
(Maels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:34, archived)
# haha
how strange!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:35, archived)
# madness
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:40, archived)
# That is fecking insane!
I love it! =)
(Insanity, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:47, archived)
# gnops conference
(choppy, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:33, archived)
# arggghhhh!
/me hides
(Maels, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:34, archived)
# Weeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! growler, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:29, archived)
# weeeee!
fun! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:36, archived)
# that looks ace!
i want a go!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:41, archived)
# excellent.
one seater?
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:48, archived)
# my very first animation :)
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:19, archived)
# Woo Yay is coming thru
the outcome is critical ...
(I helped save b3ta! growler, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:27, archived)
# our woooo tang style will defeat..
....your shaolin moves
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:38, archived)
# anyone for another quiz?
eh?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:15, archived)
# surely
this is another quiz? just a very short one.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:17, archived)
# I'm trying to find
a thread to hijack so I don't push a front page post off the bottom, but I think I'm too late :o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:39, archived)
# good evening
witchy!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:40, archived)
# Hiya
Sealegs. Come down from yer pirate gubbins yesterday? I was too busy hummussing on me new website to join in!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:44, archived)
# pirate day
was special. i don't want to wear it out. that said, i didn't get to join in much. you off again in a minute? coming back? hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:48, archived)
# I'm not round for long,
too much stuff to do to get ready for tomorrow, but wifeof's mum's bloke's never seen the likes of b3ta before so I'm introducing him gently :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:51, archived)
# oh yes
did i get the last lot right?
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:18, archived)
# yes but...
only if it's about music because then I will win
(I helped save b3ta! agnetha it's what Diana would have wanted, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:25, archived)
# It was a toss up between


And "Would you like to join us for dinner?"

Any better suggestion will win a mouldy carrot and an edit.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:08, archived)
# i love that
it's got exactly the right atmosphere
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:09, archived)
# No Mr Goldfish, I want you to die.
.
(Dr Wadd, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] You know what to do...
(Matt Harty, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:06, archived)
# Emily was a very popular lesbian...
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:05, archived)
# haha
.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:06, archived)
# I bet she is.
Woo.

Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:07, archived)
# Haha
Evening Pob
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:07, archived)
# hiya m8ey
u well?
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:09, archived)
# Yar
Been playing in 3d max all day. Woo
Hows yourself ?
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:13, archived)
# fantasmagorical ta m8
can u m3ss3ng3r?
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:14, archived)
# Uhhu
be right there
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:11, archived)
# nearly as popular as...
Lady Clawhand




ouch!
(Beef Curtains, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:14, archived)
# Yep,
bet her wife's a happy woman!
Wooooo!
; )
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:35, archived)
# if you think that's long
you wanna see my tongue...
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:41, archived)
# flippin' heck,
she'd be quite welcome round here as well, i can tell yer.
(I helped save b3ta! iamhyperdog, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:49, archived)
# Continuing Dr Wadd's excellent post below
Ensign Beckham didnt want to join the away team

(Beef Curtains, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:05, archived)
# He certainly doesn`t look happy about it,
and is that a little Borg cube by his side?
(Dr Wadd, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:07, archived)
# he's more worried about his trendy zip up boots
.
(Beef Curtains, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:12, archived)
# woo
he so sad!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:07, archived)
# everyone thats anyone
should be watching bbc4 now

/out
(minoltion, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:02, archived)
# He couldn't help but feel left out...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:01, archived)
# aww!
that is truly lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:02, archived)
# poor
thing. it was the 'parp' wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:03, archived)
# some elephants
can't take a joke...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:05, archived)
# are you on
an elephant theme tonight? will we be treated with more of these?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:07, archived)
# i hope so
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:07, archived)
# I found
a stash, but those were the best two. who knows where I'll wander next...?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:09, archived)
# may i join you?
who wants their stupid pyramid anyway? i got me a bike!
just discovered lycos have summarily deleted my account. ha!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:33, archived)
# YAY!
he got big air!
edit: yeah, lycos are like that. lucky you have a handeh domain to fall back on...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:37, archived)
# actually
i thought it might happen soon, so i bought this really cheap web space - unlimited space and bandwidth for $40US or something. but i can't get into the bloody bastard thing.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:41, archived)
# woo!
look at him go!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:42, archived)
# haha
another good one tonight sir!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:20, archived)
# ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:39, archived)
# from a random thought further down the board...

an oscillate-a-lot
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:00, archived)
# haha
took me a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:02, archived)
# oscillating
ocelot? i'm giggling like an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:03, archived)
# hehehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:08, archived)
# this sir
makes you an ocelat-or

ha, ha. wooyayandhoupla!
(relayPoint, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:13, archived)
# I dunno where I was trying to go with this...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:43, archived)
# Psyche ward?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:47, archived)
# somewhere with
gerbils? woo and yay!
(relayPoint, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:49, archived)
# I really don`t want to know
where those gerbils were going.
(Dr Wadd, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:50, archived)
# and what
you're using the syrup for.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 20:53, archived)
# ...
luvverly
(I helped save b3ta! Hyksos, Fri 20 Sep 2002, 21:07, archived)

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