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# Having subdued dinner


Kitty wondered if it was red or white wine with an Audi



(or is a merc - and does it spoil a pants joke anyways ??)
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:15, archived)
# Looks like
A Bimmer to me ;)

Thats where most 3 series Bimmers end up anyway !
(Scopex1, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:18, archived)
# Happy
birthday
to
me!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:14, archived)
# happy birthday
to you!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:15, archived)
# woo! happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:15, archived)
# Happy birfday
2 you
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:17, archived)
# yay! happy birthday
.
(Banky Edwards, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:20, archived)
# Happy
B-day 2 U :)
(Mr Flibble, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:19, archived)
# hippo birdy
two ewes!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:19, archived)
# Tillykke!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:20, archived)
# yay
have cake!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:20, archived)
# hap pee
burf dae
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:21, archived)
# haypee burfdy matey.
.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:23, archived)
# It's Saddam Poo-sein!
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:08, archived)
# You're
getting better...
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:12, archived)
# I seem to be going on
a pun spree lately.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:12, archived)
# I'm in the mood for
making music here, but I don't know what style it shall be..
Any suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:07, archived)
# wurzels
.
(minoltion, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:07, archived)
# seconded
.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:08, archived)
# Thirded
Is that a word? It is now.
(Banky Edwards, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:10, archived)
# I've got a great big combine harvester
and I'll give you the key.

Actually, no I won't. Sod off.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:10, archived)
# Tool meets Aqua via Wurzels
.
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:11, archived)
# I've got a great big
barbie girl?
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:12, archived)
# Hold on lads......i`ve got an idea
(Scopex1, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:04, archived)
# Hehehe...
... touché!
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:05, archived)
# hehehe
i got slapped for making mrs pob watch that film
"so thats it? thats how it ends?" slap!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:06, archived)
# brill
iant!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:06, archived)
# That is so great.
I wanna see the whole film with kittens in all the parts. That would rock.

Better than the shite remake. (Not finished yet so I can't really comment on it's quality, but Mark Wahlberg, L.A. fer christ's sake)
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:09, archived)
# REMAKE?
say it's not so!
(I helped save b3ta! viama, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:10, archived)
# I'm afraid 'tis true....
bloody yanks.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:11, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:14, archived)
# woo
that made me lol somewhat
(Ellis, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 20:03, archived)
# what the hell is it?
what movie?
"The Day the Kittens Rode in the Back of a Truck with some Waffles"?
I never saw that movie.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:12, archived)
# Oh dear....
I hope that hasn`t spoilt the film for you !!!!
(Scopex1, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:14, archived)
# You mean you don't recognise
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" and "hold on lads,I've got an idea."?
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:14, archived)
# Line the weeuls ap.
Line the weeuls ap.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:17, archived)
# Italian job 2003 details
here.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:16, archived)
# SACRILIGE !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:32, archived)
# Here Here!
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:19, archived)
# How about
"The Feline Job" !!
(Scopex1, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:20, archived)
# That's a good 'un
And damn quick too. w/y/h.
(I helped save b3ta! kaydup, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:27, archived)
# tweet
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:03, archived)
# that
looks so right...
genius :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:04, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:13, archived)
# right guys and gals
off now to the Cheltenham B3TA bash.........I shall bring back pics, maybe some pie.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:02, archived)
# woo!
enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:03, archived)
# behave yourself eh m8 ;)
have fun
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Watch Out - Beadle's About!
(Banky Edwards, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:57, archived)
# contestants ?
.
(minoltion, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:59, archived)
# EH?
.
(Banky Edwards, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:01, archived)
# VERY IMPORTANT!
does anyone have a picture of bugs bunny wearing a top hat or a suit of some kind?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:54, archived)
# google does
go look for it
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:57, archived)
# i know
but life is too short to search through 4320 images...
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:59, archived)
# youd rather wait for someone else to?
fair play
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:00, archived)
# no no
you misunderstand my good man. i was merely asking if someone HAD it.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:01, archived)
# not me personally
im afraid...
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:02, archived)
# I AM THE MAN..
WHO IS STUPID (AND KIND ENOUGH) TO SEARCH GOOGLE.

(Banky Edwards, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:05, archived)
# whilst i am eternally greatful
that pictures shit sorry.

i am making a poster for my dads friends "gentlemens evening"

oh well, looks like i will have to put jessica rabbit on instead.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:06, archived)
# How rude can you be?
I tried but you are clearly a lazy fucker!

Find you own pic next time mate!

"that pictures shit" indeed!
(Banky Edwards, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:07, archived)
# How to lose your friends part one
no offence, but i had already found that picture and said to my self, no thats shit.

sorry.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:11, archived)
# if you mean
the quality, it's fairly simple to fix the colours on cartoons because they have clear outlines...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:14, archived)
# At least you tried
Apology accepted.
(Banky Edwards, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:15, archived)
# bo selecta
anyone see it?

twas it not great?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:48, archived)
# what is it?
is it edible?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:50, archived)
# It's a completely bonkers
comedy program centred around celebs.
(I helped save b3ta! viama, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:56, archived)
# it evolved from some E4 shorts
called Craig David's Day Off and Eminem's Day Off.

crap impressions with crap masks with big noses and glasses. genius.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:58, archived)
# thought it was rather worrying on show me the funny

weren't the celeb confrontation things not pre-arranged on show me the funny ? remember a book signing and talking to his mother in his car boot.
(minoltion, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:02, archived)
# no way man
no, avid merrion turned up to jamie olivers book signing, it was planned what he was going to say, but the twat chef didnt have a clue
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:08, archived)
# scary spice
Grrrrr I'm scary spice. I'm a right bastard.

Yes indeed, it was a funny episode.

I also watched Kung Pow last night - it's a brilliantly stoppid film for viewing under the influence (or should I say tender care) of large amounts of alcohol.

Get pissed, watch it!
In the words of the starship captain from Starship Troopers, "That's an orrrrrrrrr...."
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:05, archived)
# bit early
ain't it ?
(minoltion, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:51, archived)
# tis most excellent
I like steven the squirrel and Micheal Jackass - esp when he wakeboards - hes one bad mother - heeee heee
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:51, archived)
# i liked the john lennon bit
schmickles!
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:53, archived)
# Probably already mentioned,
but the league of gentlemen's back on thursday.
Hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:59, archived)
# get
in
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:00, archived)
# then bbc choice straight afterwards for ep2

people with analogue tv = you suck
(minoltion, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:03, archived)
# Seen the preview piccies?
Pauline's out of prison and gone all butch....
(cotic can be bribed with biscuits, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:14, archived)
# Funniest thing on last night
Shamone mutha fucka, ehh heee!
(little_idiot, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:10, archived)
# Don't frow ... bladdy spears ... at me!
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:46, archived)
# haha
nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:47, archived)
# rather brilliant
in every respect!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:48, archived)
# Awww, wot a cutie!
That is all
(I helped save b3ta! naughty_boy, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:50, archived)
# gosh gall darn
that is so cute.
I like the photoshopping and the joke, and the accent too of course...
but I also couldn't help noticing how cute his widdle tail is!
cuuute!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:51, archived)
# Hahaha,
zulu - tastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:52, archived)
# Kittens
Thousands of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:59, archived)
# mmmmm........kittens........
what is it about a kitten in uniform....mmmmmmmmmmm
(brianscaryflatm8, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:19, archived)
# I've just had the mother of all dinners.
Consequently, I'm a big fat

Oink
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:43, archived)
# beautiful, but scary
bugger, i'm out of food! can someone please bring me dinner and cook it? cheers
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:45, archived)
# Sorry,
I've eaten it all.
Burp
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:54, archived)
# pour some beer down too m8
:) you get even bigger, you'll have to trust me on this
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:54, archived)
# I was on a diet as well,
but when the pies talk, kronos must do as they
tell him. And these said "eat me, porky", ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:56, archived)
# bloke? diet?
you'll be wearing nylons next me lad!
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:59, archived)
[challenge entry] For the next time you have to handle pussy
(Shedless, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:38, archived)
# he looks so...
unhappy.
makes me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:48, archived)
# oi loiks dart
but you didnt enter it into the compo m8
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:01, archived)
# Little james was fascinated
by his mother's amazing flashing nipple
(I helped save b3ta! diyjoe, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:30, archived)
# is it me
or is that just a tad NSFW?
(doltage, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:30, archived)
# No worse
than anything you'd get in a woman's magazine, and you'd read them at work...well, I wouldn't cos that would be a bit strange, but you know what I mean, I hope.
(I helped save b3ta! diyjoe, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:33, archived)
# Well, I'm not at work,
so bring on the flashing titties.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:44, archived)
# bahahahahaha
s'all
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:52, archived)
# So am i
I cant keep my eyes off it
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:31, archived)
# They have the same effect on me!
they don't have to flash though, but it's nice when they do flash them.
(Nelly, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:31, archived)
# I love that.
A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:32, archived)
# I bet
Kaiser's kicking himself...
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:34, archived)
# Yay!
mmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:43, archived)
# goes well with your scifi-porno trance thing!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:44, archived)
# I was trying to
make something that had a story to it, but...
Hmmm...
It just got out of hands...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:45, archived)
# woo
fantastiche!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:43, archived)
# In memory of Victor Kiam,
chairman of Remington, who died today at 74.

We'll miss you Victor.
much respect.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:29, archived)
# Awwwww
Still funny though
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:31, archived)
# that's why
we're going to hell.


wheeee!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:32, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! [Coo] is one of the Originals.., Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:34, archived)
# he died ages ago m8
may last year i think...

anyhoo food beckons
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:38, archived)
# May 2001
according to the BBC
(doltage, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:40, archived)
# oh. well,
then it's his anniversary.
or something.


crap.



(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:44, archived)
# Fantastic!
hahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:44, archived)
# how strange
just got an email from someone who says:
Dude, if your "respect the cock" picture was put on a t-shirt, I'd buy it.
And I think so would many other fine people.

has the world gone mad, or should I wander off to cafepress? ;)


/spazz
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:22, archived)
# You'll get at least one
sale so why not.
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't leave you kids without him.
(amazing spoon, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:17, archived)
# I can't
see your pic, it might be that you can't post pics from that host onto the board...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:08, archived)
# lol
glitter-sitter indeedie
(Frugle, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 18:39, archived)
# =p
ssb.gamersuplink.com/sitter.jpg

You might be right, I'll try to fix that problem.
(amazing spoon, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] .
Safe T first


:/

(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:13, archived)
# your not s'posed to
put the answer
(minoltion, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:14, archived)
# OK
/edit
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:15, archived)
# Arrrrgh!
That pun has destroyed 83% of my brain's language centre!
(Indole Ring, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:15, archived)
# Safety....
... first...?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Got to get one of these


Click for biggy (350K)
(I helped save b3ta! LuftWaffle, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:12, archived)
# *Passes well used copy of
"OS map #666" across the table*
just incase you'd forgotten which way hell is...
(MiNK, Sat 21 Sep 2002, 17:30, archived)

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