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nite...

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Kaiser, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 4:16, archived)

homeland defence for individuals

keeping america safe

(nethead, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 4:11, archived)

homeland defence for schools

keeping america safe

(nethead, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 4:09, archived)

homeland defence junior

keeping america safe.

(nethead, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 4:07, archived)

oral sex reference

clicky

(edit - can you post your own pics please! ta :)

(dookie, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 4:02, archived)

*sigh*

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Kaiser, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:36, archived)

what's wrong?

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Allanon, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:38, archived)

I'm feeling old and grey...

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Kaiser, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:40, archived)

Sorry.

I'm feeling young and rascally.

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Allanon, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:41, archived)

hehe..

That reply made me feel better..

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Kaiser, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:43, archived)

Happy to help you out of a bad mood any time.

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Allanon, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:46, archived)

I'm just feeling like that

with no reason at all..
But thanks anyway!

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Kaiser, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:50, archived)

Old and Grey.....

would have to be better than Bold and Gay?

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:46, archived)

That might be

fine if you're gay...

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Kaiser, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:49, archived)

All better than

Bald and Fey.

Of which I'm neither, btw.

(Blue™, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:57, archived)

I'm getting

close in both...

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Kaiser, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 4:04, archived)

Old enough.....

to know better.....

young enough......

to do it again!!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 4:14, archived)

Well...

I've got to go to bed earlier than last night, which isn't saying much...

A gorgeous evening of shoppage all round... That's what I like about the nights... quality... people don't drink enuff during the day for quality hummus..

Bed, bugs, bite, blah.

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:00, archived)

Night night

sweet dreams of frogs on stilts and thora hirds arse

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:04, archived)

and on that note

im off to beddy-bo-byes too

iv just knocked the last lot of voddy back cuz i couldnt be arsed pouring it into the glass

and now theres no drink left so theres no point staying...bye bye every body, bye bye

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:19, archived)

And now that we have

A frog on stilts guarding the hoover dam, I can go to bed, Knowing that the world is once again safe from all things evil.

And with that, I bid ye gooooooo night.

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kaydup, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:43, archived)

now that you have made the world not only a safer place

but one more worth sticking around to see the end results of, i too am heading to the land of nod. Sleepy kittens to you all.

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Alfie, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:45, archived)

i've been

upstaged again! woo and yay to you, misteralfie! i have more trumps, let me know if you want them.

(relayPoint, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 7:53, archived)

Beautifuly put.

...and yet, I'm strangely drawn to scroll down to Kinky Camilla....

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:46, archived)

wow...

That's worth doing a meme trump card for...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:46, archived)

Dirty Slag, Busted again

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Alfie, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:39, archived)

lol good work

that kitten is almost as tall as me....

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Reverend Dan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:41, archived)

not only tall

but grotesquely slutty!! Unfortunately I cant listen to your tune as I have a friend asleep on le sofa matica, so Im tyoing very very very quietly !!!

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Alfie, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:43, archived)

that's ok. it'll still be there in the morning...

and hopefully my tune will be as well....

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Reverend Dan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:48, archived)

The Creation of Dick

Its probably been done before, but hopefully not.

(whitey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:20, archived)

Somehow I doubt it....

Warped. Nice.

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:22, archived)

I don't think it has

I'm hijacking this bit of your thread to say I feel like this:

and I'm going to bed, I slightly pissed, and quite annoyed that I've spent HOURS looking for my Fozzie / Scooter Simon Smith and his amazing dancing bear picture and still can't find it. So I thought I'd ask again, as there's some different people on.

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100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:30, archived)

good luck

I still can't find a picture of blakey from on the busses...
although I have learnet that there's a bloke working in staffordshire police called Mr. blakey...and his rank is inspctor...
Woo!

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:35, archived)

got the record somewhere

but pictures? good luck....

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Reverend Dan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:50, archived)

Morning all

im very drunk. and typing very slowly so i dont make any mistakes. why is it when your drunk the screen looks funny...but fucked if im going bed yet...iv still got a quarter of a bottle of voddy left...and if i could use taty shop im sure id get a front pager...

its a very sad thing when your mum is teaching you how to shop, but she went on a course for it and i didnt... any one fancy a Voddy and orange?...THEN BUY YOUR OWN BOTTLE!!! Ha Ha Ha...

Not funny i know...sorry, im sure theres lots of people who would like a drink, sorry for teasing

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:53, archived)

Good evening az,

I too have booze, and if you spazz, more will be revealed, just got back to the board, and saturday night wooness is always good, if were lucky we may get a visit from the phantom Zog, that would be nice, I havnt seen him in ages.

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Alfie, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:55, archived)

hey alfie

heard version 1.2 yet?

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Reverend Dan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:58, archived)

no!

where? not in me mailbox matey.... Im good spazz for update.. Have you heard my terriblus mixus? funny tho, on the page at the moment.

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Alfie, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:09, archived)

yes..... i heard it, fecking great

i like your influences! ;-)

www.datchet.demon.co.uk/theme2.mp3

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Reverend Dan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:12, archived)

that is so fucking

ACE!

(relayPoint, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:24, archived)

I'm not sure I can believe my ears...

I think I'm going to have to make them take a lie detector test.

That rucking well focks!

Brillyunt!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 4:25, archived)

Indeed.

It's been a fine Saturday night so far... loads of top shoppage....
Ain't cats great.

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:01, archived)

I love saterdays

saterdays are full of none stop yaying and total wooness

but sunday are totaly not yay and lack in woo

Sundays are just...well look at it, even the name sounds crap, and its closer to monday which is bad news for people with jobs

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:03, archived)

Sunday's were always shit at School too

...and now that I have a proper job, they're still sort of shit.

They should call them bumday..

..or not. Refill time...

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:10, archived)

you should try looking at the screen

while using an electric toothbrush.

or singing a really low note.

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Reverend Dan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:56, archived)

I just got home

and am pizzt and my mouse cursor keeps hopping atround the fucking place. I think the graphics tablet id having a garm.
shit I should go to bed soon...

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helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:57, archived)

your gfx tablet id having a garm?
Bloody hope mine doesn't do that, can't afford a new one...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:00, archived)

BED?!?!

Bed is for people with jobs....

Dont go to the dark side...

you know you want to say on the net all night until silly hours of the day

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:00, archived)

But I'm fucked

and there's no booze in the house...

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helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:01, archived)

and my tits

are hairy and half a hand deep.

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helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:02, archived)

Mmmm... Sexy.

The "Gylie" in the flesh..

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:03, archived)

It's depressing.

I used t obe titless.

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helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:06, archived)

Dare I ask if you've hit 30 yet?

Yeah, I dare.

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:08, archived)

Nope -

ouch...

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helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:13, archived)

Oh dear

That's the usual excuse. I believe it get's worse then...
OldManboobs...

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:15, archived)

Unless you're actually a lass...

In which case....
Aaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhh...

(Chortle)

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:18, archived)

I'm a

booby man :(

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helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:34, archived)

your

are hairy and half a hand deep

Maybe its because im drunk, but i havnt got a clue what you just said

But i want a look anyway

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:04, archived)

Pull your T-shirt over your nose and just relax for 5 mins...

Who needs booze...

Have you noticed the air smells funny when you emerge again?

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:02, archived)

Oooo...

That was good.

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:11, archived)

Sniff

Damn good.

Blimey.

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:17, archived)

damnit

I want a sniff now, but i don't have a top on to pull over my nose...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:30, archived)

Put one on...

Any article of upper body clothing should be fine...
If the ladies would like to verify that bra's work, I'd be happy to hear from them...

Refill time...

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:37, archived)

wooo Im drunk too

just got back from the Leeds meet up thingy - I can confim that b3tans are all lovely people - but they do take a lot of photos. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:05, archived)

woooooo

how was it? very pissed I hope? where's the piccys? huh?

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100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:07, archived)

yeah it was very cool

Vulga was taking lots of video footage - Im in too much of it and ther were plenty of pics taken, and im also in a few of them too. All in all a v good night - b3tans are cool, as i suspected, and make good drinking mates. Im sooo drunk now - but i got a number of a girl that i have to call for a date next week - w/y/h :o)

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:11, archived)

Yay

well-done you! was she a b3tan?

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100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:13, archived)

does it matter?

as long as there's a pulse...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:14, archived)

nope - a complete

random - Im well chuffed becasue she seemed very nice and danced like a demon - all good factors i believe. I did however break a glass in the pub when i tried to balance it on a hand rail - non w/y/h - noonne notieced though - everyone was jrunk. Damien the unbeliever was the mostest druunkard -0 he fell asleep on the floor in the pub - we laughed. He has red hair

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:16, archived)

ginger?

perfectly justified in laughing then hunh?

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:18, archived)

nah i think he died

it red - nice bloke mind - always a cheery smile for u - he was just the most pissest - i am quite drunk now myself

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:20, archived)

...

join the club...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:23, archived)

mwah hah hah hah haaaaarrrrr

damien the unbeliever is a ginger? he couldn't at least dye it black?

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100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:20, archived)

no no no

its red - like proper red - not ginge.
Porn Dungeon had a sort of beckham cut but the top bits were bright red - he was talking to 2 nice random grils - both were v nice - i liked the one with the dreds - she was very cute - but they got away from his clutches and off they went :o(

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:23, archived)

he tried to pull 2 grills?

they weren't george formbys lean mean fat grilling machines were they?

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:25, archived)

im too drunk to type

properly - george wasnt there but various random GIRLS were - W/Y/H for the fairer sex

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:27, archived)

yes

they have breasts
taht they can (occassionally) share

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:31, archived)

Its VERY

hard to type when your drunk...the keys are never where you want them...they should make a special keyboard for when your drunk...one where the keys are all over the place

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:35, archived)

I think

it's called a dvorak keyboard (whcih is very hard to drunk when your typed

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:36, archived)

its very hard

to drunk when your say too....a what key board?...i have a qwerty one....has anyone ever used the word qwerty in a game a scrabel?...i have...its a good way to get rid of the Q

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:40, archived)

wow, yout'e sneaky...

zxcvbnm would be worth an utter mint then...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:42, archived)

im always confused

at what to do when we reach the side of the page...do we carry on talking or stop?....oh well, i'll carry on if no one else does

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:49, archived)

Hmmmm...

it IS a little cramped at this side of the window isn't it?

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:52, archived)

do we

get more room if i do this aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh?

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:57, archived)

No,

It would appear that we do not...
{edit} maximising window and increasing res helps tho...
I love my 20" monitor...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:01, archived)

Drat, drat

and double drat....catch the pigeon, catch the pigeon

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:04, archived)

pronounced

vorjak?

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Reverend Dan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:46, archived)

that's the one...

as in dvorak's new world symphony..
tho I suspect dvorak's new world order was a completely different person

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:48, archived)

it was about

9:50 when i noticed that the shops would be shut in ten minutes so i ran to the shop armed only with £15 and bought one bottle of voddy and a few packets of caramel Rocky robins

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:14, archived)

Whay aye man...

Rocky, Rocky Robins...
Tim Healy, you sad man.

I suspect no one knows what I'm talking about

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:16, archived)

Nope,

You're not alone, me too...
what do they say now?
great minds think alike, fools come in pears...
or is that fruit-fetishists?

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:21, archived)

heh heh

You sir, you have a filthy mind...

Juice or Syrup?

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:27, archived)

I have no idea

but im singing

Oh Rocky Robin thats a mighty, mighty choc to bite...there choco block mon

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:25, archived)

I now have

manual labourers in my head singing about food...
Altogether now...a-one, a-two, a-one-two-three-four...
"Will it be chips or jacket spuds?...."

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:28, archived)

You'll have to wait and see....

HOPE ITS CHIPS, ITS CHIPS, WE HOPE ITS CHIPS, ITS CHIPS

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:29, archived)

now im singing

2 totaly different things...

im singing Simpsons, meet the simpsons. Their the blah blah blah blah family....OVER AND OVER AGAIN

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:38, archived)

What?

like:
A-ris-ton, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on?

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:44, archived)

No.

Don't go there. EVER.

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:49, archived)

A-ris-ton...

was that just an advert? or was there a european song that it was based on/ripped off from

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:54, archived)

Its strange

to see how we got from me saying im drunk and cant type properly

to talking about adverts...and on...and on...and on, and on, and ariston (Repeat until funny)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:02, archived)

ladies and gentlemen...

the train of conversation has been derailed and will be arriving and platforms 2,3,4 and 5 simultaneaously...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:12, archived)

its the 3:55

B3tan disater...a bit of a sick joke, but i had to say it

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:16, archived)

kindly leave the stage...

I gotta head bed-wards, befor I collapse while still sat here and wake up with keys embedded in my face...I've been b3taing for 6 hours straight...sleep is needed...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:17, archived)

THAT

was a freakishly boring advert...a bit like

FOR MASH GET SMASH!!!!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:51, archived)

That's the one. Tim Healy.

Could have been Fred Harris though.
"Choc-a-bloke signing out"... Ahhhhhh

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:28, archived)

Don't talk to me

about chok-a-bloc..I've been cursed by that show from a early age...details of which I shan't go into right now...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:37, archived)

So I see

....

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:38, archived)

oh dear

i seem to have started off a massdebate (PUN intended

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:29, archived)

Tabby was a straight 'A' student....

(widgysoft, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:51, archived)

Ahhhhhhh

Ain't cats great.
Swotty. But great.

I like the black guy sniffing his finger.. lol.

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:00, archived)

The Funniest Non-Photoshopped Thing That May Have Not Meant to be Funny

It's also funny, as my friend pointed out, that it comes from standford.edu.

(AckOmega, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:38, archived)

It works for me....

I have pants like that.... we'll keep quite 'bout the red polo neck and the necklace...

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:40, archived)

You have pants like that?

I don't know whether to be aroused or scared...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:43, archived)

Neither do I.

Wallace and Gromit boxer shorts too somewhere.
Never worn them though.

I'd be thinking "more cheese Gromit" all day if I wore them.

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:49, archived)

eww!

eww!eww!eww!

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:51, archived)

hahahahah

I win. I win...

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:51, archived)

You win

But you obviously don't wash often enough...
eyuch, dirty, dirty..

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:55, archived)

On no, they're the wrong trousers...

I met him once you know... Nice chap.

I've also held Chorlton, of Chorlton and the Wheelies in my actual palms... short chap. Smelled of playdoh.

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:59, archived)

now now...

I'll recant the advice John Cleese once told me, about never EVER namedropping...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:01, archived)

took me a while to get that.

But that's what I said to Barrymor... er.. er... oh bugger..
No, that's what he said...

(Coat)

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:06, archived)

there there

it's ok, I think we're all running a little slowly now...
My brain is seriously lagging here, even below the speed of my modem...
Some bugger's come and underclocked my brain methinks

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:09, archived)

I sell my whole collection. Anyone interested?

(Rude Zapper, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:34, archived)

Not me, but

I think there's possibly a certain large-eared gentleman who could be interested...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:37, archived)

OMG

I now have to scoop out me eyes again and give them a good scrub down.

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kaydup, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:37, archived)

Phwwooooooaaarrr

God.

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:40, archived)

mmmmmm... horsey....

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Reverend Dan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:54, archived)

Come back Elvis... all is forgiven.

Heir to the throne, and damned hot to boot.

My name is Tart Monkey, and I have a drink problem...

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:57, archived)

God...

I feel ill...
talking about tartmonkey's cheesey undies and then seeing that...
'scuse me

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:57, archived)

Hey....

I'll have you know, they be fragrant..

Aerosol...?
No, I vant it for ma armpitz.

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:33, archived)

ive just ground my teeth down to the gum.
thanks man thats the most repusive image ive ever seen

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:58, archived)

...

You obviously didn't see the pic of thora hird photocopying her arse....
That one'll stay with me to the grave I fear...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:02, archived)

no i didnt

please dont tell me where it is or i'll be compeled to look at it
the one above is bad,thora hird photocopying her arse NNNNNOOOOOOOO

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:05, archived)

brain not worky

thus, unable to work out a clicky, so here's the url anyway
www.b3ta.com/board/3/5/2/8/8/3
edit: woo, it made it a clicking autmatically...I was not aware of that...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:12, archived)

Does anyone

know how to potatoshop paperbags??

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:59, archived)

yes

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Reverend Dan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:17, archived)

Excellent.....

Now wack Camilla in it and wer'e a(woo-y)ay!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 3:41, archived)

Cats are stupid...

...catburglars even more.

(Cam Blue, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:32, archived)

Uh?

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kaydup, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:28, archived)

hurrrr...

That's worth a giggle. Wot's it's legs made from...?

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:33, archived)

Just some boots

I googled. Just thought we needed a chicken in boots atop the empire state building.

As you do.

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kaydup, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:35, archived)

obviously

I was just about to do that myself.

/fib

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100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:38, archived)

hey you!

nice to see yer awake, how went the fnord and related funnness? Im not herer for long, a bit drunk (again) too, but nice to see yer here, wheres gibbon been? I havnt seen him here in the longest time.

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Alfie, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:43, archived)

Weeeeee

wahey for booze - we had a nice afternoon - we just watched some vids, fnord and mr bongo have gone to an eclectic video something or other music type thing now - mr gibbon is on the couch, he has been knocking about here, but he's busying himself making a website for someone with even less technical knowledge than us.
how's you then?

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100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:48, archived)

Im good,

we got properly flumboozled last night, I spent 20 minutes this morning vomiting, I thought it would help but no, no help there. Tabbys going to university again, starting wednesday so we had a celebratory type of drinkie, eaty thing, but then when we got home she freaked out like a big girls blous and is miserabiling herself on purpose. Couple of friends over which is probably part of the problem. But shes ok and tucked in now. im a bit drunk so am staying up, good weekend all in all, say hello to the gibbon for me willya, why hasnt he been hanging round theses parts recently?

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Alfie, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:59, archived)

He's learning to make websites

and making them, and ummmmm things, and, I don't know, maybe you've missed him when he has been about. I'm off to bed now, look after your girlfriend and have a nice night.

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100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 2:04, archived)

what about

a frog on stilts protecting the hoover dam?

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kaydup, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:50, archived)

I'm feeling

rather odd tonight.

blame my cousin, it's his fault.

(Dogsdinner, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:04, archived)

Then you've come to the right place...

I hope they were chickens...

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:15, archived)

the dogs of hell

are waiting for dinner
you can bring your cousin along

(Stewart Brainchild, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:19, archived)

Shit, he's lost the nipper again.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:02, archived)

great

eyes! :)

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rogan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:02, archived)

Bra..

..vo!

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TooMuch2AM, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:03, archived)

He probably thinks

he still has to hatch him out!

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Dr. Mercury, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:04, archived)

woo yay

to your front pager........now get to bed you dirty stop out.

I'm off to bed st sleep innit.
laters all.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:06, archived)

G'nightly

blightly

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:08, archived)

Hello? Kettle vs pot???

OK, I'm going, I'm going. Night to you, and night all!

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Dr. Mercury, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:08, archived)

Night...

No stamina some folks... 8)

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:11, archived)

yep

I'm off too. night all

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rogan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:17, archived)

and me,

evenin'

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youknowyouloveit, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:18, archived)

Wooo

Yayaaay

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:05, archived)

Right, I'm off to bed,

night all.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:12, archived)

Nighty

bugs, bed, bite, blah.

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:15, archived)

Bloody 'ell...

Has everyone gone to bed already?
Am I the only one still awake?

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:32, archived)

I'm still here.
I suspect the potatoshoppe skills have gone though. Burnt out on Mr Gaz, or the "Gylie" as Dr Mercury lovingly said.

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:34, archived)

Mmmm...

me too I think, but not 'quite' ready for beddybyes..
Having a hell of a time trying to find a pic of Blakey from on the buses...anyone?

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:41, archived)

I'll get you Butler.... gggnnnnnhhh

He never said that on Top of the Pops when they did "This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us"
Such a dissapointment...

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:55, archived)

So...

I'll just brush over the sparks reference and assume that that was a no?

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:58, archived)

no comment...

(Rude Zapper, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:54, archived)

thats nice

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:58, archived)

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rogan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:00, archived)

lol

both of 'em are brilliant

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youknowyouloveit, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:01, archived)

That's rather spiffy...

Meeeoooow.....shush.

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:04, archived)

a very

wise cat

(Stewart Brainchild, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:21, archived)

I never knew how much NY resembles Hull from the air.

I've been there... the ghetto's, the homeless, the rampant crime....
Ahhhh, Hull.

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:02, archived)

had touse it

so you'v been to hull and back?

olny fools and horses classic misquote
oops

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:09, archived)

Oh yeah..

3 years.... I'd have got less for armed robbery.

(I luv it really - I do)

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:12, archived)

that is

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zog why change it now?, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:48, archived)

Tonight Matthew

I'm going to be Kylie Minogue.

Gaz from Supergrass seemed to be enjoying himself a bit much really.

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:47, archived)

aaargh!

disturbingly marvelous!

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rogan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:48, archived)

hmmm....

Kylie Minogue is hot, that thing is weir.....yet very attractive in a swedish/german way.

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Allanon, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:49, archived)

Aaaargh! My psyche! My psyche!

My precious, precious psyche!

(MrMessiah, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:49, archived)

Yeeek!

That's hideous! : )

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Dr. Mercury, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:50, archived)

fantastic!!!

what a comeback. Tarty - you soooooper!

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:50, archived)

eww....

For once, I think we've found one that no-one would...
I know I wouldn't anyway, any takers?

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 0:52, archived)

You would...you know you would.

C'mon, you know you want eet.

(Chortle) - Moochos all for kind words etc...

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Tart Monkey, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:00, archived)

Sweet jaysus....

Nooooooooo!!!!!
Make it stop mummy, please make it stop...

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GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:08, archived)

However you did that

it's bloomin' marvellous.

(Dogsdinner, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:09, archived)

wow

I just got back and saw that, Rogan you fiend, nicely shopped, Im drunk, girlfriend being girly and completely mysterious, friend sleeping on sofa, so Im typing quietly, anyone still awake?

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Alfie, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:38, archived)

that is a beuaueueuaty

lovingly crafted.... i fucking love supergrass btw

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Reverend Dan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:30, archived)

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beefandcheese, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 1:38, archived)

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