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# Japanese Kit Kat 9; Vanilla


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(Man in Japan, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:34, archived)
# anybody wonder why i asked for a nightshift mod now?
smell fetish m4w

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Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-08-13, 10:36PM EDT




I’m 35 good looking guy who is very sensitive to women’s sexual aroma, both vaginal and anus aroma.
I had a girlfriend who sat at the same bench with me in the classroom, she liked to have public sex, I also like public sex but classroom had a high risk, so usually avoid to do it in classroom unless it was break or noone was ther, but she find out how to force me go for it in classroom even though everybody could caught us, she put her hand under her pant and rubbed her anus with her finger ( no entrance, she only rubbed anus and around it ) then she hold her finger under my nose and made me to smell it, it worked for me like a aphrodisiac and I lost all control and fear so she could control me with her aroma and I fulfilled all her dirty-minded sexual fantasies or what ever and whenever she asked me after that. She just needed to make me smell her anus or vagina out of her fingers for that matter.
After that We sat in last row, because she increased her sexual demands and wanted me to lick her pussy, or finger her and masturbate her until she cum even … ( I cant write it here )
Long story short, she used to control me with her pussy and anus aroma (she had a wonderful aroma, specially her anus aroma drived me crazy ), and wherever she needed sex or orgasm, she just slide her hand under her pantie, rubbed her pussy or anus and held her hand under my nose, and it was enough to make me her sex zombie.
I really need to smell your anus and vagina from your hand, in return I will do any sexual favor or fantasy you might have, any fantasy…
Just let me smell your happy places.
Your age and race is no important.
Please only serious women
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:36, archived)
# I vote: me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:36, archived)
# anyone would do. pick anyone who posts regularly, or pick three of us. i don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:38, archived)
# Actually I think Tahkcalb would be much better.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:45, archived)
# I TOTALLY THOUGHT GRONKPAN WOULD FIX UP THIS HELLHOLE
BUT NO HE WAS A SHIT PRETEND MOD I DEMAND A MUCH BETTER PRETEND MOD RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:37, archived)
# Keyword in this one is
sex zombie.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:39, archived)
# VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!
*lurches*

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:46, archived)
# sex zombie is always the key phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:57, archived)
# tell me, do you run an ex-pat Kit Kat fanclub newsletter
do you run an ex-pat Kit Kat fanclub newsletterfor Japanese?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:40, archived)
# Vanilla BEANS?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 7:22, archived)
# Japanese Kit Kat 8; Cherry blossom


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(Man in Japan, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:32, archived)
# Japanese Kit Kat 7; Hazelnut


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(Man in Japan, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:31, archived)
# Great, out of 15 threads, 7 of them are goddamn kitkats.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:32, archived)
# Japanese Kit Kat 6; Apple


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(Man in Japan, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:29, archived)
# pizza delivery fantasy ( 2 41 ) m4w
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-08-13, 9:32PM EDT




I’m good looking guy, educated, well-experienced in sex, discreet, trustworthy and can carry any conversation as I got very interesting personality.
I’m looking for woman who is adventurous enough to fulfill her fantasy.
Here is my fantasy:
If you like my fantasy or it is also yours, We exchange pic and then I give my phone number to you.
You call and order pizza, and give your office or house address (You should be either in house or in your office when you order.
), so I can deliver the pizza.
I come to your office or house as a pizza delivery guy, you ask me to come in and wait for you to pay for the pizza( it will be my treat, I wont take it, read whole fantasy), and offer me to sit.
You turn your back or go to other room to bring money,( so I have the time to prepare your fantasy , look at pic and you understand what I mean… lol )
When you turn back or come from other room to pay me,
you say “ ohhhh, I’m sorry I don’t have enough money to tip you, why don’t you take a slice of my pizza as a tip for you”
and you bend over me to open pizza box, which Is over my lap, to offer me a piece of it but when you open the box, you see your fantasy cums true, it comes with extra meat inside !!! which was your fantasy of life time,
you love extra meat as it was your fantasy to pay for 1 pizza and get 2, ( 2 4 1 lol ),
you don’t waste your time and take my pizza in your mouth …
the rest of fantasy will be written by you, you will enjoy as you wish, and it will be your decision to continue it … or I will leave after that( I assure you will ask me to stay and .., but as I said, it will be your call and you decide what to do next.
If my fantasy is the same as yours or you like it, don’t waste the time and e-mail me now, you won’t be disappointed.
But as I said you should be in your office or your home when you order, and as you see, you will never reach the moment of paying lol
Send a pic if serious and please be DD free as I’m and looking for the same..
Please no men, I’m not interested.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:30, archived)
# extra meat
ARF
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:32, archived)
# Japanese Kit Kat 5; Green Tea


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(Man in Japan, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:27, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm.
also same threads plzz.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:28, archived)
# bitch good looking guy seeks mistress to rape/punish/strap-on him m4w
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-08-13, 9:51PM EDT




I’m good looking guy who is dominant by nature in sex, but I enjoy to switch my sides and also please my submissive side with a dominant woman who enjoys or at least wants to try to make me her bitch.
I will fulfill every fetishes or fantasies you might have, no matter if it is dirty minded, nasty or strange.
You can make me your bitch, and use me as your sexual toy,
You can use and abuse me sexually.
You can bend me over and fuck my ass with strap-on , I’m straight guy so don’t make a mistake, I let you do that because you are woman, but for first time you should be gentle so I could get use to it, I will wear female lingerie for you if you want so you really feel I’m your bitch while you fuck me.
I have very talented tongue, which will lick both your anus and pussy, I really enjoy licking you so will be pleased even more.
Your pussy can be hairy or shaved, and I will serve it with my mouth,
As I told, you can use me in my sexual way that pleases you, and I will fulfill all your fantasies.
Please make me your bitch
I will answer only to women who send face pic(you know why I ask for pic as you understand my situation, and please don’t send fake one, I wont answer it ), to show they are serious and real, please no men of any kind, I'm not gay and not interested in any sexual act with a man
I have very nice ass.
If you are not dominant but want to be one, I can teach you as I’m myself, and then you can practice on me.
I can provide the strap-on if you don’t have one.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:29, archived)
# Japanese Kit Kat 4; Melon


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(Man in Japan, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:26, archived)
# OK YOU CAN STOP NOW
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:27, archived)
# Anus / pussy licker good looking guy for lady with itchy bum m4w
Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-08-13, 10:02PM EDT




hi
I'm a good looking guy and very well-experienced in sex. you can't imagine how badly I want to lick your anus( it should be clean and washed last time ) and luscious butt
I have very talented tongue which exactly knows how your private parts of body need to be pampered.
I'm here to lick your anus and your luscious ass and tongue fuck your bum until you fall into convulsions of orgasms.
if you could imagine about the pleasure I’m drawing you here then wouldn’t delay and would E-mail me now, so e-mail me NOW.
I'm a real person and looking for serious people, if you are really interested so drop me a line with pic, I have also pic to send to you.
I’m disease free and looking for the same
believe me you wont be disappointed


(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Nuff said
(goatsy open wide, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:26, archived)
# i erm...
dont get it...
(souch13, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I've been waiting for people to post
Asking WTF this is about. Thank you Souch.

SO WHATS GOING ON?
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 21:13, archived)
# ;(
help
(Hernandez Fiendish probably won't be here until at least, say, Sat 16 Aug 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Japanese Kit Kat 3; Strawberry mini size


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(Man in Japan, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:24, archived)
# boing boing is over there, you knob.
hakasuru nigai akuma.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# neko o tabimashta
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:27, archived)
# how about www.ratemytinyfuckingchocolate.jp ?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:30, archived)
# Japanese Kit Kat 2; Caramel Pudding (cant be arsed to rotate it)


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(Man in Japan, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:23, archived)
# ALL IN ONE THREAD PLS. FUCK AWAY.
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:25, archived)
# Japanese Kit Kat 1; Watemelon


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(Man in Japan, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:22, archived)
# CRANBERRY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:23, archived)
# least it's not a moleste filesize . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:26, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! daf 's been photoshopping real life again, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:55, archived)
# NIGHT BEAVER, NIGHT BEA-VUHHH.
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:57, archived)
# It's my beaver and I'll cry if I want to
cry if I want to cry if I want to

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:17, archived)
# everybody needs more beaver
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:01, archived)
# deutsch-amerikanische freundschaft biber.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:06, archived)
# BEAVER, LAS VEGAS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:10, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:10, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:45, archived)
# how is that sad?
 
shitty, fucking city
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:50, archived)
# LUNDAN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:51, archived)
# D'YOU FARKING WANT SOME?
 
/Bill Hicks
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:53, archived)
# oooooh shit son.
bitch failed as sadness.



hey also, who here has seen the movie, the saddest music in the world, its sort of what my suggestion was based on.

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:58, archived)
# yes.
it needed more disco to be truly sad.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:59, archived)
# DISCO IS WONDERFUL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:09, archived)
# AS A PESTICIDE, MAYBE.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:14, archived)
# I LIKE DISCO MUSIC
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:22, archived)
# DISCO ISN'T MUSIC.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:26, archived)
# i <3 sad music.
picturesforsadchildren.com/index.php?comicID=110
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:11, archived)
# there was a guy maddin short filmfest on tv here a little while ago.
they showed 'saddest music' the night after too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:18, archived)
# it's sad because it happened before the olympics were there.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:58, archived)
# hahahaha, nice.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Human Elephant Conflict is sad
CFB
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:23, archived)
# *sombre music*
 
www.sound-effect.com/midi1/Arena_Stad/baby_elephant_walk.mid
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:26, archived)
# you, sir, get bonus points
midi and sombre used in the same sentence.. that is style
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:29, archived)
#
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:42, archived)
#
Now that I’ve changed and the rest have all stayed
Well, why do I feel so confused?
Some of the best of me plans have been laid
And some of me best moments used
I’ve been out for the count in a Mexican bar-o
Stranded in nowhere with a-nothing but me
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Stamp the little children!
Or is my pro-phant bias showing again?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:30, archived)
# thats a how they make ...
baby puree
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:33, archived)
# Awww
Elephants is not for bloodbath
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:42, archived)
# NO NO, ELEPHANTS IS FOR BILLIARD BALLS AND PIANO KEYS AND UMBRELLA STANDS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:43, archived)
# My dad had a pair of tusks mounted.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:45, archived)
# NO, NOT THAT PAIR! THE ONES I USE FOR DEFACING READER'S DIGESTS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:47, archived)
# oh look, someone's put the whole thing on youtube in nine-minute chunks.
ENJOY

www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=archiebellweather
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:53, archived)
# humans might be killing everything else, but the bugs and microbes will win eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:01, archived)
# why the long face ?
a horse walks into a man and they go to the bar

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't worth its own thread,
but it is a statement.
(fred foobar Yeah, whatever..., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:14, archived)
# I'm crying
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:25, archived)
# THATS BECAUSE YOUR DRUNK AND ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:40, archived)
# TAMPON CRIME.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:02, archived)
# When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:04, archived)
# i have some rosebuds and candy kanes that i swiped from orson welles you might want.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:06, archived)
# i can never fit orson welles into frame
he was the original brian blessed
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:09, archived)
# *gives away free high schools*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:09, archived)
[challenge entry] this is a sad picture that i will probably explain tomorrow, though i might delay even more.

(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:01, archived)
# Dinosad!
Although he looks more peeved
at something off screen than sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:03, archived)
# haha! sad olympic moment!
some steroidball just broke a hunk of human growth hormone.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:07, archived)
# Are dimos attackinfg you er work
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:03, archived)
# birger sellin is dead fucking sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:08, archived)
# I'm watching you
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:12, archived)
# the whole world is watching me. i'm a celebrity.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 6:04, archived)
# now this is what the compo entries should look like.
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:04, archived)
# i'm glad this compo got picked.
i voted for it but was expecting some other phlegm suggestion to win.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:09, archived)
# LOOK!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:31, archived)
# that's some fine art right there.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:49, archived)
# all because the lady loves bananas

take that, thieving fffyfffes bastids
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:38, archived)
# aaahhhhahhahhhhahh WUT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:39, archived)
# BANARNA HARVEST.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:39, archived)
# BA. NA. NA.
 
sayaganow.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:40, archived)
# aganow
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: SAYAGANOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:40, archived)
# BA. NA. NA.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:45, archived)
# Oh I do like this.
I mught be drunk ajahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:41, archived)
# :D
she's wearing lippy and gazing lovingly at him,and the truck driver & mate are legging it but I shrunk it a bit too much to see clearly.I'll master CFB eventually..mind you any bigger and its seams-a-plenty..

(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:55, archived)
# hurrah
for stuff and drinking pluws soup
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:02, archived)
# sounds tasty
heinz variety #58 - cream of pluws
Serving suggestion
1.Make an island of smash
2.poke plumrose party hotdogs in it like Desparate Dan
3.pour your delicious cream of pluws soup over the piggy island
4.om nyom nyom nyom
5.*burp*
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:09, archived)
# Oh shit! Better turn back. I don't want Jr. to get hit again.


(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:44, archived)
# *joys*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:46, archived)
# fuck man, we all love the banana.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:14, archived)
# blech
I was traumatised by banana sharks the first time I had school dinners..thought..ooh yummy a bowl of custard..big spoonfull.nyom..err lumpy..SPEWWWW..bwaaaabananas..do not want..stomp strop spew
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:47, archived)
# WINNER
of second to last place.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:48, archived)
# he has a wizard in his ass, dude.
i want dead last place, mo-fuckaaaa.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:49, archived)
# DID B3TA JUST DIE? I TOTALLY HAD TO OPEN A CAN OF CIDER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:32, archived)
# YES BUT IT IS BACK FROM THE DEAD, NOT UNLIKE THE GOOD LADY DOCTOR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:33, archived)
# it did it did.
very muchly upsetting.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:33, archived)
# Been odd a couple times today.
DBS flagging last challenge's entries is my guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:38, archived)
# I thought it was the network here at work, been shitting up the TCP/IP with several sites this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:39, archived)
# YO!
Oh yo, what are you doing in my butt?
Just chillin'
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Wizards as arse piles.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Are you sure that's not a garden-gnome?
Woo Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:50, archived)
# YO.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:50, archived)
# IF I COULD ONLY GET THIS ON A T-SHIRT I WOULD TOTALLY WEAR IT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:57, archived)
# I HAVE A FEW TSHIRTS TO MAKE THIS WEEKEND
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:59, archived)
# they both died.
 
WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:55, archived)
# they fought until they died.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:56, archived)
# MAKE-A ME-A BUTTPIZZA, MISTER WIZARD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:31, archived)
# They fought. They died.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:31, archived)
# they fought and they fit and they scratched and they bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:35, archived)
#
doctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctordoctorDYSLEXIA has returned. with fine bottom japes
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:57, archived)
# thats not what i look like.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:29, archived)
# THIS REALLY HAPPENED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:31, archived)
# I'm drunk and replying to your post fo r ni reasib
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:42, archived)
# i typee funnyg becausew i am on drunksd andg i have had somet beersh
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:54, archived)
# WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEENEEEEEEEERRRRRRSSSSS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:41, archived)
# this is sad, sadder than sad. better get better or i'll be sad.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:16, archived)
[challenge entry] DIE!!!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:39, archived)
# Ooh, this has a special plac e in my heart
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:42, archived)
# I bought a CD the other day.
It was Sting. I like Sting, and it was good.

Message in a bottle.

You know, that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:44, archived)
# Hello there it's very slow at this time of night.
What keeps you awake, drink and no work till 12 for me
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:48, archived)
# OH WELL, I SUPPOSE SOMEONE HAS TO, OR HE WON'T BE ABLE TO LIVE IN HIS NICE BIG MANSION AND HE'LL BE BACK ON THE STREET SUCKING COCK FOR CRACK ROCKS WITH HIS STUPID UGLY FACE AND WHINY SHITTY VOICE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:59, archived)
# I quite liked him in Dune, though.
 
and when he was on Reeves & Mortimer.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:30, archived)
# FUCK YES.
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_C4ztoJq-o
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 4:36, archived)
# Not Domo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:46, archived)
# Yes Domo
Always Domo
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:52, archived)
# gone are the carefree days of domo...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:46, archived)
# FUCK YEAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:49, archived)
# ...YOU DICK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 5:51, archived)
[challenge entry]


GOOD NIGHT B3TA, YOU DICK.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:06, archived)
# OM NOM NOM
*opens flash*



OH MAN I AM SKILLD.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:07, archived)
# OKAY SO HOW THE FUCK DO YOU ROTATE IMAGES IN THIS THING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:11, archived)
# i think you tween it
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Free transform tool, then click/drag the box corners that appear around the selected object.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Oh, animated rotating?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:13, archived)
# NOPE. I can do that
AND I'M GONNA!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:15, archived)
# thanks btw
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:16, archived)
# ROTATE THAT UP IN THIS BITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:16, archived)
# TURN THE MONITOR AROUND
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:27, archived)
# Arse Wizards is my new slang for piles.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)
# totally worth the wait.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:31, archived)
# You're only saying that because you love me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:33, archived)
# well maybeee.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:35, archived)
# YOU BETTER DO.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:36, archived)
# I'm gonna say it because I hate myself and wanna dies
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:37, archived)
# DON'T DIES. I'LL BE LONELY :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:45, archived)
# I'm not really going to dies
I'm just drunker dramatic
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:53, archived)
# I think it'd be wrong not to have some cider now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:56, archived)
# Very.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:38, archived)
# Wizards! Fucking endless arse wizards!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:38, archived)
# ahahahaha
ok, THIS is an antidote to the sads. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)
# You certainly dont see that
every day
(thediscokingpin, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)
# compo it.
and win.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:09, archived)
# DONE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:11, archived)
# take note of this people,
this is what the compo entries should look like.

stop photoshopping snuff pics, assholes.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Have you seen my other one?
www.b3ta.com/board/8648536
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:14, archived)
# IT IS V.SAD :(:(:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:15, archived)
# yes i did.
cockweezle's entry was another great one.

this one was actually really sad too though:
b3ta.com/board/8648547

this compo has hope just yet. just like a shinning light, like at the end of the tunnel and the beauty of hope and light. only its like a sadfunny picture.

(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:17, archived)
# Yeah that got a click from me.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:19, archived)
[challenge entry] CATCHY CATCHY
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:22, archived)
# woot woot.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:23, archived)
# HA-ha!
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 14:06, archived)
# Does the image challenge remind anyone else of
this?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:28, archived)
# no, but that is a good direction for it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:33, archived)
[challenge entry] :/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:35, archived)
# GOOD TIMES, MY FRIEND.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:36, archived)
# Cancer is my Christ.
:/

Right, nighty noot!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:36, archived)
# There you go
again. wanton terribleness but somehow beautifully compelling
(bluemohawkz eating nine types of industrial pollution since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 17:28, archived)
# Oh dear! That does look serious, yes.
Someone got a net and a large pair of pliers?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:10, archived)
# Well there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:10, archived)
[challenge entry] oh no the arse wizards have reached the arse valley :o
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:33, archived)
# Follow the scooting dog trail.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:38, archived)
# that is the most horrific ass i have ever seen.
compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:39, archived)
# Damn it!
[/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:40, archived)
# oh poop...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 3:40, archived)

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