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Meanwhile at the Tower of Babel

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:18, archived)

i just ate

a misguided heinz "all day breakfast" in a tin. Why why why...i feel so ill......eurgh. There should be laws against this kind of thing.

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rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:12, archived)

Try

it cold after 5 pints of Stella - it takes the edge off...

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Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:14, archived)

off the breakfast

or the Stella?

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:16, archived)

both

i'd imagine!

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rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:17, archived)

can i quote you on that

out of context?

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spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:21, archived)

heheh

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rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:32, archived)

Is that the

tin of miscellaneous meat bits, sauce and egg thing? I think I saw one of those once and lost a kidney.

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helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:19, archived)

unfortunately

that is correct.

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rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:40, archived)

That makes

Baby Jesus cry.

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helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:47, archived)

Fuuuuuck!!

Well, I just watched Saturday morning TV for the first time in years...
What happened to all the hangover friendly light entertainment? I was
confronted with pubescent teenage girls with their chests contorted to
look like cleavage, lads who are all so fucking alike I SWEAR they came
from some pop research lab and they were all fucking miming at me with
their oh, so fucking sincere faces. Poor fucking kids growing up haven't
a chance with this shit assaulting their minds... This video came on
with a bunch of overprivileged brats talking about 'crashing the mall' -
they went to this place and hassled some poor fuck dressed as a hotdog
giving out free samples of grub. They took his grub and knocked him over
- Overprivileged little cunts hassling the working stiff with the
fucking worst job on the planet. I bet the hotdog guy would teach them
more about rebellion in 5 minutes than they have picked up in their 15
or 16 years on the planet. He probably shoved those free samples up his
ass before they ate them. Fucking rolling around shopping centres
presented as revolution... Wasn't that the Free Radicals (ha ha ha -
free? radical?) or some shit anyway?
*THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS - THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS - THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS*
Hey, here's a kitty!

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helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:03, archived)

rant?

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Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:04, archived)

well, fair enough to be honest

I completely agree, that's why I don't watch it. It is all too horrible.

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pep, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:07, archived)

It was upsetting -

I thought Gordon the Gopher was on.
:'o(

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helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:13, archived)

awww - that's terrible!

I hate that - you look forward to something and then tv lets you down.
At least we're still here for you.

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pep, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:35, archived)

It's the first

place I turned to for support - thanks all :o)

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helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:40, archived)

i was watching something or other last week

and saw the horror that is paedo-club juniors, or whatever the hell that sclub7 offshoot is. Christ almighty!

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rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:35, archived)

I love you and your thoughts/ideas.

What you said is so true.......cloning pop has taken over. And little shits who have the run of this society get right on my tits (or moobs)

And you hear on the news that smacking kids is now being outlawed, so it will be an offence. Hmm, discipline, seems our Country or the European Union wants a generation of thugs and layabouts.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:07, archived)

I only ever hit one

kid - he set fire to my hair on the bus so I missed my stop to follow him off and kicked him as hard I could up the hole - he started crying into his silk tracksuit/gold chain/sovereign ring/white trainer combo.

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helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:10, archived)

I like

please get a photo next time...

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Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:13, archived)

This was

a long time ago - I try to avoid fighting these days given my oldness but it's kinda hard in this town with scally fucks hopping on you left, right and centre.

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helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:15, archived)

Not a scouse fan then?

Could be worse you could be in - er well er - I'm still thinking can I get back to you on this?

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Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:17, archived)

Nah - I'm in

Dublin - little wispy moustachioed teen fucks going around imprinting their sovereigns in people's faces.

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helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:22, archived)

Obviously

what we need is a really good war - wear we can go on rations have thousands of yanks stationed here and start singing good old tunes like the ones Chaz and Dave do - er i think not - heres to europe(you want to be the 53rd state?)

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Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:11, archived)

I love Europe

but not the piddly and silly law changes that they put onto us.

Anyone old enough or anyone with any intellect will have noticed the general discipline level reducing over the years. And this coincides with the "little shit" scenarios.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:15, archived)

I would imagine teaching

a kid how to respect people as opposed to beating them up may be more beneficial...
Violence breeds violence breeds violence...

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helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:16, archived)

Yeah not all of it makes sense

but I think the issues with discipline are more to do with society's knowledge and tolerance of behaviour. News and they way it is reported, it is like advertising crime, when was the last headline with an upbeat theme? Rape is glorified, Peodophilla exempflified, and you can become a media celebrity if you can kill enough people....sad

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Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:21, archived)

I was smacked as a kid

for things that I did wrong......I also was taught how to respect as a flip of the same coin. I respect people whole heartedly and would never breed violence.

It's kind of an interesting argument this cos you'll find that nature's discipline is based on smacking/ostracising (spelling?)

Study animal nature progs and you'll see, this includes all apes/monkeys and horses, elephants, dolphins......intelligent species. It works.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:21, archived)

Sorry about the earlier soapbox

but while I dont think you are completely wrong you are not completely right either - we have the highest form of comication of any species - the ones above don't, but I don't think I've ever heardof dolphins chastising one another?

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Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:24, archived)

I was never

hit as a kid, yet I also know how to respect people - not out of fear of punishment but just knowledge. I don't obey law at all - I just use my common sense and don't go round killing people and the like...

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helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:24, archived)

I think the difference

is that some poeple dont do it because they think it is wrong and some don't because they are afraid to get caught and dont like the idea of being punished, to smack or not to smack - a conundrum(fuk I cant spell that)

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Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:27, archived)

It is

indeed a two pipe conundrum...

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helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:30, archived)

It's a very very complex combination of factors

that have brought society to where it is, regards discipline it's not as simple as hitting = discipline, not hitting = less discipline.
I know we all know it's not clearcut but the way it seems to me Society and the whole human race are not going to have a very good future, and that's before you take into account any of the environmental issues which whill only increase the disruptivness of the evolving Society.
(or something)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:32, archived)

Can c y u r a

Prof - but I think one of the deteriorations is lack of contact, kids with parents, neighbors with neighbors, family the works - the alternate balance is we get to talk to a wider spectrum of people over the net, phone, workplace - is there a happy balance?

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Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:35, archived)

It's impossible to try and go back

to the 'family values' Mr. Major was so keen to impress upon us. The 'kids' today are fully empowered with information readily available to them that their parents often don't have so if information = power then suddenly the power has shifted to the computer literate younger generations and those parents who still only see computers as a thing off Tomorrow's world can get 'blinded by science' (like a "l-a-s-e-r" - Austin Powers) and the kids get a superiority complex and their parents REALLY DON'T understand them.
This is of course only true in some cases, it's impossible to speak generally about it but in a lot of cases it's true, thus increasing the usual amount of teen angst and rebellion to new and worrying levels.

(copied off the back of a box of Frosties)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:45, archived)

Before I spaz myself

an unhummus the board, just let me say - HERES to FROSTIES, without tony we be worse people....

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Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:48, archived)

Before I spaz myself

and unhummus the board, just let me say - HERES to FROSTIES, without tony we be worse people....

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Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:48, archived)

Yup - we're fucked

but I don't care.

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helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:37, archived)

i fink we're totally sorted,

and the world is in fact totally fab. we've still got trees, kittens, beer, hedgehogs, sex, sunlight, etc. i can't understand dystopians at all

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spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:46, archived)

Those we may have,

but we also have Tony Blair, Tipper Gore, GWB, thousands of multinational companies leeching the planet but protected by nation states... I could go on.

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helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:50, archived)

Are

frosties 'safe' ?

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Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:54, archived)

the problem routine:

10 if you can't do anything about about it, goto 40
20 do something about it
30 if it hasn't gone away, goto 10
40 make the most of it

use this information wisely

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spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:03, archived)

I think you made an error in your coding

Line 10 should read: go to the pub get drunk
Line 20 should read: End sub

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Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:05, archived)

ooh

code optimisation!

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spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:08, archived)

conversely

i'm a pacifish, and i was never smacked. i think the for/against-smacking argument misses the point, which is that kids copy their parents. discipline is not mistaken for angry violence, violence is not mistaken for discipline.

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spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:29, archived)

I find this is the only therapy I need on a saturday morning

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:07, archived)

an excellent choice, sir

/puts on infernal love

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spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:08, archived)

Chirst -

Last time I heard that band was at a gig 8 years ago. Frank Black, RHCP and Ice Cube played as well, but Therapy stole the fucking show.

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helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:12, archived)

you watched saturday morning tv

your punishment fits your crime, y'know

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spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:07, archived)

Relax! There's nothing to worry about!

They'll all soon get drug addicted and die and our world will be nice again...
8D

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Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:14, archived)

Junkies in Ireland

seem to be as resiliant as fuck - they're like fucking William Burroughs without the ability to articulate or form coherent (or even incoherent) thought.

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helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:26, archived)

I'm not thinking of heroine addicts...

I don't know how it's like in Ireland, but here the youngsters are eating and snorting ecstacy and amphetamine like never before!
There's already lots of mental wrecks here because of that...

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Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:34, archived)

There's that as well -

kids going out 5 mights a week taking 15 Es or 10 wraps of speed and going around like nervous wreck zombies the rest of the time... Not how I'd like to live.

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helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:39, archived)

it was fun

but its not a fun way to live but there's only one way to learn for some, ok:)

(dicky, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:38, archived)

So, um...

Nobody thought the pic was good, then?

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helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:02, archived)

hahahahahaha...

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Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:05, archived)

Good afternoon everybody !

Anyone care for a nice flan ?

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:57, archived)

No flan

but would go for a nice slice of pie!

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Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:02, archived)

Banksy got there before all of us!

Golf Sale banksy style.

(Amigiac woo you say?, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:22, archived)

He did monkey

monkey make smile me
like monkey
thanksy banksy

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:46, archived)

How do get

a prof-ship?

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Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:49, archived)

engliiish not so good to-die

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Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:50, archived)

I got

-26.328 feet with the 'paper airplane flight simulator'

try these settings Angle: -524.720 Thrust: 83 Elevator: -17.

These things don't come easily.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:53, archived)

Alternatively if you wish to push things forward

I've so far reached +84.7032 ft

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:54, archived)

sorry

still stuck in the second world war - battle of britain with force feed back joystick - if only you could get electric shocks to make it seem more real : (

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Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:01, archived)

fnord.....

whats the name of that song on your profile pleeeeeease?

(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:54, archived)

It's from Windowlicker by Aphex Twin

'tis good ya!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:57, archived)

Das ist Gut Ya!!

melts your brain and makes it trickle out of your ear if you listen too long.

(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:09, archived)

I often find myself clicking on my profile to see how many posts or days or whatnot

and 10 minutes later i'm still mesmerised bythe kitten and the music.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:12, archived)

good day sir

how was the trip?

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EdibleVomit, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:57, archived)

guten abend

twas good tell us how to do that crazy m3ss3nger thing and i'll carry on on there.

(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:07, archived)

just

go on msn m3ss3ng3r

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EdibleVomit, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:10, archived)

aaah

technophobe alert! i'm still pluggin away at it though. some drunk old woman started telling me that she was going to kill herself but when i asked her how and then what pills she stopped talking and started crying.after that she started on the people next to her so i started talking to this girl with a lovely arse and little tits,lovely.

(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:32, archived)

sounds nice

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EdibleVomit, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:44, archived)

and the heli-rats =^)

(Amigiac woo you say?, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:03, archived)

I just received the proofs to my albums

And they are wicked - very exciting........lovely designs and well printed. Oooo aint it exciting.

Soon I shall have the bulk order and can then arrange to sell 'em. Put your hand up if you want 'em.

PS - first part of the profit (if any) will go to the B3TA fund. Woo.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:14, archived)

A little sneak preview maybe?

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Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:17, archived)

I have one design bit online

BIG FILE THOUGH.

www.koit.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/BookletA.jpg

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:20, archived)

haha..

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Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:26, archived)

Looking good

I love it when a plan comes together!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:48, archived)

Here's my big horny gadget dream:

Clicky-yeah!
8D
A real must for the midi-man

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Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:58, archived)

Ooooh

Me likes that !!!!
But then again I have enough trouble pressing 102 keys in the correct sequence

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FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:01, archived)

An interesting lickle gadget

seems to be marketed at kids though innit.........so in that case, I will give it a miss. Besides, I don't think my Korg will be under pressure if I bought that.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:03, archived)

I'm not a good keyboard player,

but sometimes it would be nice with a keyboard...
But it's mostly because I love gadgets like this keyboard that I want it...
I don't think it's just a kids-thing, you should check out the adult-thing in one of the demos on the website...
8)

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Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:10, archived)

i've still got a tiny casio

with a lovely crappy demo tune and it had 4 types of sound depending on what you switched to - piano, flute, violin and er, organ i think.
I've got a big keyboard that can sample sounds and mess about with them but i don't really know any tunes so I just bang around with it now and again.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:15, archived)

I love old crappy keyboards and synths,

but they're hard to find...

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Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:18, archived)

too right!

doesn't help that my bedrooms in a mess either.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:20, archived)

haha..

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Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:22, archived)

i can find the large one okay.

So i'm gonna dust it off and have a play.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:26, archived)

Please record everything

and make an mp3...
OK?
8)

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Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:38, archived)

that, my good man

is superb!

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rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:33, archived)

Thankings to you

Miss Rosey.......can't wait now

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:35, archived)

hehe..

Being excited is the best kick in the world!
When I was playing in a band we had a gig in front of 5000 people!
THAT was exciting!!!
8)

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Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:41, archived)

woooo!

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freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:52, archived)

I nearly did

something very repulsive in my pants that day...

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Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:55, archived)

you must be

very excited. it's looking good!

Right. i'm off to the shops to get batteries so i can see whether i've installed the infrared controller in my robot correctly. i, too, am excited!

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freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:43, archived)

Robot?????????

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Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:44, archived)

yep!

she's a beauty. and now i shouldn't have to physically set the toggle switches to change her modes. if all has gone to plan, i should be able to set and reset them from the handset. set. yay!!

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freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:46, archived)

Is it the he/she George????????????????????????????

>8O

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Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:48, archived)

androgynous George

is hot. but no, my robot is not he/she.

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freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:50, archived)

haha..

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Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:54, archived)

oooh

pics please!

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rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:49, archived)

my rubbish camera

seems to be broken. might be able to find my flatmate's fancy one. will post pics if I can.

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freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:51, archived)

how

are the eye laser attachments coming along? :)

(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:49, archived)

cancer

Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it.

While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS.

When the friends leave the son asks, "Dad, you are dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?"

The father replies, "I don't want them fucking your mother after I'm gone!"

(dookie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:07, archived)

After checking out your photo

I realise with those red eyes you are probably in hell - or one of the many lesser spawns....

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Choice, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:37, archived)

One day W. found the instruction manual....

And the rest was history!

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Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 10:53, archived)

*shudder*

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:20, archived)

There best be a lot of pictures and no big words in that version to help the stupid bastard.

(fingermouse, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:46, archived)

This is what he was really reading.

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Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:07, archived)

That looks a bit complicated...

Much better.

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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:52, archived)

Y'know that's what

I've always called that book - "An Instruction Manual For Opression." - Fucking scary shit and I'm sure people like Thatcher have read it and thought "Hmmm... Not a bad idea, that - these Socialists aren't all bad coming up with stuff like this."

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helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 12:06, archived)

Is anybody here at all?

Hello? (voice echoes)

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ArthurTheRat, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 10:31, archived)

Just got here.

What's going on? is it best of the web day today?

</sarcasm>

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Craymen, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 10:34, archived)

it's curl up with a cup of coffee and a hangover day today

and a making things day, too

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spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 10:42, archived)

What's

the story with all the un-shopped pics being posted?

you are supposed to do your own pics, not just steal stuff off the net.

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 10:46, archived)

NOPE

Doh!

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 10:35, archived)

i'm free

or four and i smell like an apple orchard. Beast mit 2 backs.. whats was the ERP flogging job you was talking about last week actually selling? just interested.... fink it might rain in manc today

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Mosschops, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 10:48, archived)

It's doing telesales

selling ERP systems to Manufacturers. Base:£16,390, OTE £29,740.

Why?
You wanna job?

DOES ANYONE WANNA JOB??

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 10:52, archived)

job?

i got one, but used to work for a manufacturer and ran several implementations and lots of shopping for such items. just wondered what system it was. dont think i could hack sales as im more a fiddler and a scruffy get ;)

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Mosschops, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 10:57, archived)

The system is called

Impact Encore ERP,
But it's just been re-launched as SYSPRO ERP, have a look at our webshite, we only put it back up the other day, so all feedback is welcome.

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:07, archived)

ahh yes

i recall taking a brief glance at it in the past. wasnt much kop for the situation due to sales side i seem to recall. nice bright looking website.... ''Six months after new ERP software, we've seen a real difference. Last year we made a profit, improved our cashflow, increased manufacturing throughput and improved on-time delivery performance from 40% to 94%. We couldn't have done it without new software.

i just love that sort of lingo.... never seen an ERP implementation actually finished yet, could be a first :)

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Mosschops, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:14, archived)

Feedback

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Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 13:12, archived)

Bwaaahhh, my brain hurts!

Think I got too much from the rare old stuff.

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 10:30, archived)

George Bush decides to go undercover

to find Osama Bin Liner

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ArthurTheRat, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 10:26, archived)

Heh. Ah well, my mind was blank...

veepersplay.budlight.com/index.asp?id=FDA4C14BD21A43D49CFD1616ED1170F8

(BakeSnake, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 8:29, archived)

Is it widely known,

Outside of Texas, that W. didn't even have his so-called ranch until he "got elected?"

Here's a related link:
www.westernwhitehouse.org/

That's what we call "All hat and no cattle!"

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Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 8:42, archived)

lol, yeh

hes a new englander like moi. still, ol tony with his thumbs in the hip pockets of his wrangler jeans and walkin with a cowboy swagger is hysterical to say the least

(BakeSnake, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 9:55, archived)

Mmmm

Private, but wholesome images. hahaha

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:27, archived)

scary

be afraid. be very afraid

veepersplay.budlight.com/index.asp?id=F3338625B86346C89CC4B28AB0CE13D6

(reverend teabag, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 8:59, archived)

I spent 10 minutes downloading some

shonky plugin for THAT?! You bast -heheheh.

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helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 10:40, archived)

sorry

56Kers should stay away from that clicky

(reverend teabag, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:04, archived)

stunningly bad

dunt work in opera, crashes in ie. what were budweiser thinking? viral marketing at its worst, it is

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spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:07, archived)

thank you

master yoda

(reverend teabag, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:18, archived)

I like frogs

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Propaganda Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 8:01, archived)

So do I

They are great

(Dr Newstead, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 9:43, archived)

...ew

Hey, I know how you all Looove kittens, hows this one?

btw, no photoshopping done here, as in, it came this way. feel free to mess with it.

(elizabeth, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:52, archived)

Righto!

Here's the naked freak cleverly photoshopped to look like he's cuddling up against this furry guy....well. no. Actually, I found this picture as-is too.

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Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:59, archived)

That makes me think

that if we had fur we would all be much more attractive.

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Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 8:07, archived)

Umm...

You don't have fur?
What kind of a freak are you?

(Nocturnia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 9:40, archived)

That wasn't photoshopped?

I am frankly, very very scared.

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ArthurTheRat, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 10:27, archived)

Found this on a Russian Sex education site

Either those russian women are awfully lucky or I've just had some awfully bad luck.

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Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:48, archived)

Here

Is an MRI of the same process that was published in a medical journal.

Not very informative, but at least it was objective.

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Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 8:03, archived)

Is it

supposed to curve like that? That can't be right!

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Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 8:05, archived)

I wondered about that

I know that there's more to what doctors call "the hmm-hmm" than meets the eye. Either that part of it that you don't normally see is supposed to be curved, or this guy wasn't getting paid enough to lie there in an MRI magnet for 12 hours while they figured out how to image his "hmm-hmm," and it went to sleep.

Or he just wasn't Russian.

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Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 8:11, archived)

can't make head nor tail of it.

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Andytomaz wazzing my way, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 8:24, archived)

Well, I've had med school anatomy and radiology,

And I can still only squint at it and stutter. I believe there is a uterus to be picked out on the left, though, if that helps you any.

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Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 8:33, archived)

Aye

Apparently the penis does curve in the vagina, I'm sure we'd notice though!

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stevierar, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 10:18, archived)

Here's where it came from

bmj.com/cgi/content/full/319/7225/1596

They have the parts labeled.

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Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:00, archived)

fascinating

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freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:15, archived)

puerile

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spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 9:20, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Brill!

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helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 10:24, archived)

Yay!

We like purile.

help yourself...

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Craymen, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 10:39, archived)

medical students, eh?

larking about as always...

(kiwanotree Meh, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 19:51, archived)

Brits Need Happy Fun Morning Pick-Me-Up

Now Presenting: SUPER HYPER HAPPY FUN TIME VOLLEYBALL GIRL!!!

VOLLEY POWER!!!

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WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:41, archived)

..of doom

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spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 9:55, archived)

Do I need to say anything?

I think we know what we're looking at here.

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Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:36, archived)

a 5 minute job

Dumb nude guy at Mariners baseball game, shut down by NoHands.

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Propaganda Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:30, archived)

and it got me thinking

This naked guy looks familiar...

Patterson's Bigfoot!

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Propaganda Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:31, archived)

I'm gonna woo yay that

excellent

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:19, archived)

Robin

Williams?

Bloke from Joy of Sex?

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 11:41, archived)

Isn't that

British namesaking comedian Dave Gorman?

(Dr Newstead, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 9:46, archived)

you know

that's what I thought at first glance. With the burns'n'all.

hmm

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 10:29, archived)

Oh, so it's toilet seats now, is it?

Made this one by the sweat of my brow, I did! Nothing but the finest stolen coating materials went into it, and the mildew is 100% authentic! Unfortunately, it's not for sale.

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Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:26, archived)

Obviously

everyone needs to stop posting now as I have found the Bestest toilet seat ever.

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Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:30, archived)

But... but...

I said it's NOT FOR SALE! How come everyone's not begging me to sell it to them? I don't get it! Come on, you'd get used to the smell after just a few days! And it's probably just a fluke that my hemorrhoids got so much BETTER after I quit using it!

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Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:34, archived)

I don't know

the seat looks a little sticky.

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Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:37, archived)

Sticky? Heavens NO!

I mean, the high-tech urethane bridge coating I stole might have started chipping 3 seconds after I installed it, and it might have been the perfect culture medium for whatever species of mildew that is, but at least it wasn't STICKY! (Relative to one's thighs.)

Not for sale, anyway.

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Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:41, archived)

So what you're saying

is that it has a certain quiet intensity...or a certain noisy relaxed quality.

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Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:50, archived)

The only noise one might hear...

Is the noise of a chorus of heavenly angels singing a sweet blessing designed to miraculously relieve one's embarrassing, ass-related health problems.

Not for sale, though.

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Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:59, archived)

But

I must have it, I say!!!!

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Artamnesia, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 8:00, archived)

Sorry!

You'll just have to do with more fiber in the diet, like everyone but me!

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Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 8:06, archived)

The top.

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Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:49, archived)

yaaay!

now that, my friend, is CLASSY!

(say-goodnight gracie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 9:18, archived)

CURE FOR CANCER

Also secret of alchemy and fountain of youth. Will swap for Black and Decker Dinnermate. Call now 01999 963 388.

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:18, archived)

Jack Russell terrier puppy

in thick sweet sauce.Cooking accident.
£offers Box Fe3380

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Andytomaz wazzing my way, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 7:50, archived)

World Peace

And explanation for popularity of George W. Bush.

Will trade for breakfast burrito, six pack of dark beer, or best offer.

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Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 8:31, archived)

5 slightly used pringles

One careful owner. Fully taxed and insured. Yours for a pony, ono.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 10:33, archived)

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