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# will I burn in hell....
if I photoshop stephen hawking and a cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:44, archived)
# Ermmm....
... well if you do I'm coming with you
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:46, archived)
# can't see the pic
but my flash movie, in my head right now, is pretty bad and possibly funny. Can't decide if I want Mr. Bean or Stepeh Hawking.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:53, archived)
# You really
can't go wrong with Stephen Hawkings.
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:09, archived)
# This is b3ta
eventually we're all burning in hell :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:35, archived)
# This guy is ace
www.scarboroughrenfest.com/postcard/pictures/mc_idiot1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:40, archived)
# right i'm off out.
i've already broken my rule of "no b3ta outside of working hours".

have a fun rest of the weekend all.
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:35, archived)
# I aint drinking from that - come on, who washed up last ?!


-*=Order the b3ta CD's here=*-
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:27, archived)
# Sorry
I was busy last night and it wasn't at the top of my list of things to do...
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:29, archived)
# why cats really climb trees
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:21, archived)
# one of those
days eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:22, archived)
# you can't have enough kitties
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:25, archived)
# Help !
OK I'm blonde (and a fella so no funny ideas)
I've managed to FTP an MP3 up to my website, even put it in its own DIR, why the bleedin hell can't I get to the fekker so I can post a clicky on here ?
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:20, archived)
# what's the url?
i'll take a peek
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:24, archived)
# .
www.churchwards.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/stuff/hashmix.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:24, archived)
# soz
Blueyonder won't let me browse dirs.
can you link to images ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:28, archived)
# its the only file there
all my images I put on my Tripod site
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:31, archived)
# blueyonder doesn't let you browse dirs
unless you put this in a .htaccess file:

IndexIgnore .htaccess
Options All
Order Deny,Allow
Deny from all
Allow from all

Paste this to a text file, call it htaccess.txt, ftp it into your mp3 dir, then rename it to ".htaccess"
You can then see everything in there and link to it. Only put this in the mp3 directory though or people can see everything.
(tomsk, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:40, archived)
# woo advice meister,
you guys at home then? perhaps you can see these then :)

Poor little lineal.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:48, archived)
# like fnord mentioned
blueyonder is case sensitive so make sure capitals ARE capitals.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:28, archived)
# case sensitive
filename?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:27, archived)
# dont think so
its all lowercase
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:29, archived)
# in that case
check you have ftp'd to the correct upload folder........I sent em to the wrong ones before. Could be that.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:32, archived)
# ARSE
the folder and file arent there now !!
I think the kittens stole it
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:35, archived)
#
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:17, archived)
# sorry but
www.b3ta.com/board/3/8/9/1/0/5
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:18, archived)
# Hahaha
it's easy to resize images when in photoshop or even here. Learn to use width="" and height=""
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:20, archived)
# Bad thing to learn -
Learn to resize and optimise imahes BEFORE you upload them - this is a good habit.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:22, archived)
# hey
I resize my images before I post optimizing is something different. I consider anything under 80K is ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:24, archived)
# Then why are your
images usually above 80k? I consider 80k a bit too big - actually way too big. I never post a jpeg above 30k and most of them are around 10.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:27, archived)
# My images
are not usually above 80K. considering that you have such a crappy connection of course you can't post big.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:30, archived)
# hand
bag
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:33, archived)
# I don't have a choice
what connection I use - there are many dialup users here. Your image is no more important than anyone else's so why should it get more bandwidth?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:33, archived)
# well
there's a lot of dial-up users. Listen to what people are saying, and stop being such an arrogant git.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:48, archived)
# it's best to resize before saving
browser's aren't very good at resizing, and it doesn't shrink the filesize, whilst resizing before saving does
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:22, archived)
# that's what i've done now
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:24, archived)
# The Bastards at Fark
Are at it again. I just saw them leech another picture from b3ta. What a bunch of punk ass bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:09, archived)
# fark?
shudder. i went there once, and gave up after twenty seconds on account of the fact that i couldn't find the point of the site
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:14, archived)
# It's easy!
There's lots of little clicky flashy things...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:18, archived)
# well no
i meant the point as in why it was there at all
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:19, archived)
# To have
a bunch of crap all on one page. Easy!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:21, archived)
# yeah
I had some difficulty figuring it out until I started reading those little descriptors like "photoshop" and crap like that. Still, it's a very messy site and the people who leech our images deserved to be lynched.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:21, archived)
# it's like
everyone is shouting all at once...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That's exactly what it is - I knew it reminded me of something... Where's fark based again?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:55, archived)
# hicks
ville.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:23, archived)
# Oh?
Where? We can easily change it :o)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:17, archived)
# here it is
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:25, archived)
# SuiteP
reposts a lot of stuff, mainly Slim's.
I don't really mind, he doesn't really claim that it's his, and it means that more people see the pic...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:31, archived)
# true
but he doesn't give credit to others.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:33, archived)
# just seen
dookie ( a member here) posts a lot there. one image looked familiar from the board earlier today. and happens to reside on the same server.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:38, archived)
# I wouldn't mind them using my stuff
if they'd bloody host it themselves.....does anyone on that board do their own pix?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:22, archived)
# Fucked if
I'm loading all that. What's the image?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:32, archived)
# my
whisky glass one was there...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:52, archived)
# I saw some of
their guys' photoshops - kinda sucked, no?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:54, archived)
# totally,
the site is just so unwieldy, and whats the point in stealing other peoples pics? weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:58, archived)
# Ooops!
I seem to have left fark out of my .htaccess file. Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:10, archived)
# doin' a lot of reading on apache
yesterday an' the general sense I got was don't use an .htaccess file for a whole site, just use it on directories you don't want people to access. If it's the whole site you don't want access to then put all the directives inside the relevant Directory part of the config file......summat to do with speed I fink.

Still learning all this apache gubbins, but recent experiments with SSI's and PHP have proved successful :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:33, archived)
# and the
fear on the trampoline pic was there, so SuiteP must be a lurker...
edit: my mistake, that one's on the front page too!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:00, archived)
# So stitch the thieving git up...
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:06, archived)
# I am at my dads getting free interweb
i put in a 64Mb AGP card from him, and now my mum can whoop his ass at Grand Theft Auto 3.

Both, however, can do me over :(
(thediscokingpin, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:00, archived)
# you not in Liverpool then....
coz the wheels would have been nicked
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:02, archived)
# My closest
region of supreme theftery is the south side of Glasgow
(thediscokingpin, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:04, archived)
# Down here in mitcham
our cars are all shit anyway, so not worth getting the bricks out for
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:05, archived)
# yeah man
actual ska action!
putting trumpet and saxaphone into a song is a lot harder then you'd think... but we did it, DID IT!
i feel sorry for proper ska bands.
(invocation, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:55, archived)
# humancheese.com is a place of godliness...
Often, people compare the process of producing flavoured cheese to the process of producing the gourmet pate, fois gras, whereby a baby goose has it's jaws wired open and is force fed until it's bloated body is slashed open, it's massively oversized liver removed and blended into a fine dish. These people are wrong. Recent changes in human rights legislation in Third World countries has ensured that flavoured cheeses will nenver be produced this way again. This is why we now rely on volunteers to feed themselves vast amounts of food with the desired flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:44, archived)
# Just noticed it's your 150th day here mate
Nearly 6 months - it's flown by ain't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:50, archived)
# yay for me!
it really has hasnt it. Im goin out on the town now, safe in the knowledge I now have something to celebrate. How goes with the vibraphone soundings?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:04, archived)
# memorys all gone plonk
so i can't see what i've been recording in soundforge, but i can hear things so when i restart i'll have some things.
Might restart now actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:08, archived)
# have a good night.
If you're gone when i get back from rebooting
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 18:09, archived)
# um
.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:50, archived)
# yikes
Celebrity Cheeses are produced just like our regular cheese, the only difference being that the milk was lactated by a well known popular figure. Usually, recently pregnant celebrities such as Kate Winslet or Demi Moore donate some of their breast milk to us, to be processed into a special cheese, which is then auctioned on our site,
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:58, archived)
# i feel
ill
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:00, archived)
# can I do the milking ?
Looks hopefully at pictures of Kylie
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:03, archived)
# My mum
recently had the honour of being in the same steam room as said Kylie. Kylie sat there butt nekkid for 20 minutes chatting to my mum. My dad wasn't allowed in there until she had finished, although he did make the effort to sit in exactly the same spot that she'd been in, and firmly pressed his buttocks where her's had been.
A note to those having fantasies about a 3's-up in a steam room with my mum and Kylie;
My mum is nearly 60.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:19, archived)
# why the hell didnt
he just soak the moistness up with a tissue ?
I know people that would have paid a fortune to blow thier nose with that !
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:23, archived)
# It's about time someone pulled that prank!
How much you want to bet there are people actually wondering whether it's for real or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Scene, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:04, archived)
# i'm gullible
i've long since accepted this
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:07, archived)
# All hail our Flammen-Kitten masters
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:42, archived)
# "I opened my presents
and what did i see,
the ultimate present,
a flaming kitty"

Sing along
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:50, archived)
# Don't REPOST!
God kills a kitten everytime. Learn from this.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:57, archived)
# Remember:
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:05, archived)
# where is
si wicks when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:08, archived)
#
yeah but everyone complained that it was too big last time
(BlueJames, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:12, archived)
# and people will complain
if they've seen the pic posted once before. it pushes new stuff over the edge into the spazz
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:16, archived)
# Is it
spazz or spazzm?
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:18, archived)
# spazz
1. noun - the archives
2. verb - to read the archives
3. verb - to repost
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:20, archived)
# I've just found my old music productions!!!
Stay tuned!
>8D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:41, archived)
# me too....
Man In A Shellsuit

ah the rock'n'roll years.....
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:43, archived)
# Fucking cool!!!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:50, archived)
# thankyou
i keep meaning to MP3 more of my old stuff,
but believe it or not, i don't have a tape deck (and all the old stuff is cassette). That'll teach me to be all high tech and digital!
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:55, archived)
# The one I'm fumbling with
right now was made on a tascam 4-tracker...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:59, archived)
# 4 tracks.....
i had a dirty great big clarion 4 track (imagine two car batteries side-by-side and a similar weight!)
bloody thing always used to stretch tapes.

bless the good lord for digital
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Congratulations Mrs McGowan, it's a boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:39, archived)
# well that's just dandy
!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:43, archived)
# Start 'em young.
Drop of the old black gold instead of the fizzy pops...
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:57, archived)
# that
is brilliantly done :)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:59, archived)
# afternoon all
was up until very late last night playing this TRON bike game thingy

Apols if everyones seen it
(i've been on me hols!)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:39, archived)
# that is rather good
you might like this too armagatron clicky!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:42, archived)
# before i forget
i cant get that bookworm game that was in the newsletter to work. im using ie6. anyone know why?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:44, archived)
# check you've got java enabled in your preferences
if that doesn't help, go to java.sun.com and download the latest jre
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 16:51, archived)
# cheers fella!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:05, archived)
# I played a great Tron-ic game
at Smirny's on the x-box. It was one of tons of little mini games and was highly addictive. You started with 4 in a circle and as time went on your trail got longer and longer (like snake combined with tron)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 5 Oct 2002, 17:07, archived)

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