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# che-vacado
(uptownjoe, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:59, archived)
# This fruit
contains a seed of revolution.
(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:04, archived)
# Hahahahha
pretty good
(uptownjoe, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:06, archived)
# And the fruits
of gucamole
(uptownjoe, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:07, archived)
# It's totally SFW
Meat Hat anyone?

Best quote: "always take the time to wash under your meat hat and remove any fluff from the days wear"
(AlmightyFishMonster, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:53, archived)
# kind of disappointing actually,
they've had the same meat hats on there for 3 years now. they make it sound like there's more coming soon. but that's it. Still a nice site though. but it's time to update!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:15, archived)
# bah
I thought i'd found something new... But it turns out it was just so old I dont remember it. Oh but the world is one giant glass cock!
(AlmightyFishMonster, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:38, archived)
# Being low on hummus today
I will post a link to an unaltered photo (128kb) that I took myself. I got off a plane in Sydney and this guy was just standing there with the sign.
(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:49, archived)
# that man has "zany" written all over him
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:54, archived)
# In which case
he may well be a regular reader of the board.
(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:56, archived)
# i picked up a couple
of girlfriends from the airport recently,
holding a similar sign that said "Mingers".
How i did laugh, how they did not.
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:58, archived)
# my god
THAT'S how you pick up women? I've been doing it all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:11, archived)
# works
everytime!
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:13, archived)
# hehe..
HAHAHA!
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:59, archived)
# a clip from
the new Karate Kit movie



Oooh and here's a spazz clicky to the movie poster
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:33, archived)
# hahahaha...
HAHAHA!
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:37, archived)
# feckin
brill
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:47, archived)
# aww!
he looks so melancholy
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:49, archived)
# I think I would be
if I'd been doing that for as long as he has!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:53, archived)
# He's been doing that five minutes
and my screen hasn't got any cleaner yet.
(Dogsdinner, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:55, archived)
# look at the concentration in those eyes!
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:02, archived)
# He should be at
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:05, archived)
# haha!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:07, archived)
# hehe
I was about to ask you for the URL then!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:07, archived)
# ratemykitten.com
is fixed.
where's nohands? where's coco? eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:09, archived)
# We should be marching in the streets
to express our rage at the injustice!
(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:13, archived)
# try
www.thinkofthekittens.com
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:16, archived)
# look deep into my eyes.......
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:24, archived)
# And apparently
his bark is worse than his sight
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:27, archived)
# urghh
i've just had a wierd memory trigger,
what song had that lyric "and his bark is much worse than his bite"?
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:34, archived)
# is it on 'pedigree chum'
by the marrowbones?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:37, archived)
# umm dunno
*spooky voice in your head* (remember you're on the internet and can search for anything)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:38, archived)
# oh dear
it was Mike Oldfield "Family Man"
my past scares me sometimes...
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:41, archived)
# heyo prof
i liked your lullaby so much i completely ruined it with my stubby hands
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:51, archived)
# Ooh lovely
I hardly recognised it when i played that the first time - It sounds like it's been really thought out and planned.
I like. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Some of Hitler's more rousing later speeches

were used in Hitler Youth programs for decades to come.
sorry if it's been done b4
/coat etc
(dicky, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:23, archived)
# Hello ALL
can someone please give me ideas, please i beg of you....oh and come on CELTIC!!!




/hummus plea
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:11, archived)
# look at aan atlas
then use a random country asd rthe basis for a running gag spread over 5 or 6 pictures made all at once but distributed over a few days so you don't flood thew marklet (See Lord Of the rings/ Back To The Future 2/3 etc)
The runnign gag could bne to so woitr the cvountrey itself or something unnassociated, that is the bit wherre you come in. Im dancing along to a tune tight now so hardly hitteing any of the right keys so make of this what you will
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:13, archived)
# are you drunk
?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:19, archived)
# thats
what i was thinking ;P
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:23, archived)
# drunk on delightful music
see www.b3ta.com/board/390527 (give it a while to load)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:23, archived)
# ghost page!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:26, archived)
# When I say a while
I mean a day or so...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:28, archived)
# you
cheeky scamp, you :)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:43, archived)
# .
Cats in plaits
Anthropomorphic fruit and vegetables
Shark attacks (on land)


(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:22, archived)
# If you can't think of anything...
just sit back and enjoy everyone elses work on b3ta. Inspiration will come, don't try and force it.

You'll be glad you did.
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:28, archived)
# R-Evolution
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:04, archived)
# oooh
very good.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:07, archived)
# Doowing the
Wevolutionary Wawwww, Del...
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:09, archived)
# ho ho
top hole
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:09, archived)
# do you beli-eve in socialism after communism?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:17, archived)
# ha
ha!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:29, archived)
# great minds and all that...
i did a conference theme logo thingy for a client a few years ago.....
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:23, archived)
# The R-evolution thing
is also on a t-shirt, made by Burton, I think.
My mate has it.
(Dogsdinner, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:40, archived)
# i also noticed
the Beeb is doing something similar but with
John Lennon instead of El Che
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:42, archived)
# Che Gauva-ra
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:27, archived)
# hee
hee!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:29, archived)
# I'm a laughing Gnome
and you can't catch me
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:31, archived)
# yes indeed
!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:32, archived)
# Chihuahua Guevara
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:55, archived)
# .
ARF!
(maximum_bygraves, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:01, archived)
# And my excuse is...
I havent done either meme yet
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:02, archived)
# the meme is dead


long live the meme
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:16, archived)
# or..
Long Live the Mime!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:23, archived)
# no
torture the mime! make him talk.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:00, archived)
# Light entertainment
is your speciality.
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:05, archived)
# hehe..
In more than one sense I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:07, archived)
# yodel lady
looks like she's got the alpenhorn
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:06, archived)
# yodel lady
whooooooo?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:07, archived)
# Shakira...
I don't know how it is in rest of the world, but they're playing her crap here all the time!!!
Aaaaaaargh!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:09, archived)
# but she is
thoroughly lovely
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:20, archived)
# mmmm
small and humble
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:23, archived)
# you're meant to say it out loud
'Yodel-lady-whooooooooo'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:21, archived)
# actually now
that sounds like Miss Dynamite's song.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:29, archived)
# mmmmm....shakira...
she could crawl through mud at me :-)

shame her latest video/song/album* is rubbish tho ;-)

(* delete as appropriate)
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:11, archived)
# Heh,
look what I got sent.

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:54, archived)
# Consignia
How did it fit through your letterbox?
was it sent 2nd class?
(Niblet, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:55, archived)
# First class,
special delivery.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:57, archived)
# House Trained?
carefull she's about to step on one of your whisky tumblers
(Niblet, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:00, archived)
# have you got the link for that supergirl site
mr bovine?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:00, archived)
# You really are filthy.
Here you are.
Enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:08, archived)
# says the man
with the link in his favourites!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:10, archived)
# It's my favorite site that one
I spend hours there.
oops, I'm back, for a bit anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:11, archived)
# I've never seen
15 girls dressed up as kittens anywhere else.
(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:13, archived)
# It's truly excellent
There are some fascinating pictures on there.
It makes me want to Cosplay :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:17, archived)
# I'd like to go
to the conventions and just take photos of the nutters.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:23, archived)
# I have a bookmark
for, uh, research. www.alisachan.com/Single1.htm
(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Congratulations, Mrs. Christ.
It's twins. Two lovely little boys.

(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:48, archived)
# Hooray!
(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:51, archived)
# yo bingowings
what was the name of that cats song you posted the other day? who's it by?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:51, archived)
# Oh aye. I saw your post through a drunken haze and
forgot to reply. It's track 74 on Cassette Boy's CD, and has Leslie Phillips talking shit about cats. It's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:57, archived)
# Yeah Cassete Boy is very funny
my kind of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:00, archived)
# heh heh Heh, have a



lady was being rude so had to use b3ta blockers
(piercedDick, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:53, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:56, archived)
# My cousins can't use photoshop
So they drew it instead

I think they captured the site well
(Dave_uk_01, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:43, archived)
# thank them from us
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:48, archived)
# i
agree. that's very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:51, archived)
# Very nice!
What is that cat/mouse doing?
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 15:04, archived)
# thieving bastard
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:28, archived)
# I hate it when that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:40, archived)
# Mixing blood and beer
Is that a good idea?
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:40, archived)
# tsk! pesky animals
I just caught my cat helping herself to my lovely cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:41, archived)
# Back in the day
when I used to smoke, one of my cats ate the contents of my herb bowl.
(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:43, archived)
# bet that was interesting
my cat likes stealing rizlas, I think she may be making a nest somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:46, archived)
# Marijuana is wasted on pets
The cat didn't act any different. I once gave some hash to a bull terrier, but he remained exactly as goofy as before.
(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:49, archived)
# Charles Darwin didn't spend all his time inventing evolution...


...he also liked to pitch film ideas to Hollywood.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:23, archived)
# that's made me laugh
FAR too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:27, archived)
# that
makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:27, archived)
# your flatmate survived the night then?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:32, archived)
# he was fine
he'd just fallen asleep, bless him. so i got him to drink some water and sent him off to bed. I'll tell him you kindly asked after his health. :)
aren't you supposed to be in Glasgow?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:36, archived)
# the trolley-stealing special-brew drinking weegies
decided it was too close to the start of term
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:40, archived)
# eh?
that can't be a valid excuse. i used to look out for 'spesh man' the alcoholic superhero near my tube station. haven't seen him for ages and am worried he might have died. i hope he's just moved on to a place where the special brew is cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:45, archived)
# isn't that
a euphemism for him having died?
(I helped save b3ta! amygdala, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:48, archived)
# ooh
'euphemism' - hehe sounds a bit rude.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:59, archived)
# I misread this
and thought he asked if your flatulance survived the night. My boyfriend's often just gains strength,
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:40, archived)
# Woo!
Shouldn't this one be in the challenge?
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:31, archived)
# Doh!
It probably should.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:34, archived)
# Inventive
Did he actually INVENT evoloution?
(Niblet, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:35, archived)
# Absolutely
In the same way as Newton invented gravity and Einstein invented relatives.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:39, archived)
# Relatively speaking
What a git - He didn't have to invent my mother-in-law! she's so fat I can't get over her....

...I have to get up and go around...

...sorry... ..it's sunday?
(Niblet, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:54, archived)
# Evolution is just a theory
And Darwin just provided a credible explaination of how it works :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:49, archived)
# Woo und Yay to you Herr Bob!

Your cherry has been popped in a spectacular way! - Relish this moment for the rest of your life!
(I bet your friends are really talented and handsome too - especially the fat ones...)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 16:42, archived)
# tag police
sorted
(kiwanotree Meh, Mon 7 Oct 2002, 18:11, archived)
# if anyone would like to listen
to THE entire story!!! of sparky and his magic piano, click here!!!!!

you need the real player.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:13, archived)
# sparky terrified me as a child
i used to cry when i heard it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:15, archived)
# that was the thing about it
I was partly terrified, adoring, and sad for him. I loved it so much, second only to my record of leanord nimoy narrating ray bradburys illustrated man and other stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:20, archived)
# I've never heard the whole thing
only bits of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:21, archived)
# its beautiful phil
really, really lovely, also, since your at home, you may now be able to see these this is the most recent one, and the saddest, but I only mention them coz I think you'll like him. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:26, archived)
# I like those!
They're very distinctive. And sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:31, archived)
# thanks!
its nice to be back ona flash tip, I was getting a bit dispirited with it, but lineal has cheered me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:38, archived)
# dont mind me
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 18:17, archived)
# real player terrified me as a child
i used to cry when i used it
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:21, archived)
# Real Player still terrifies me
I'll have none of it on my computer.
(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:23, archived)
# with you on that,mr ring...
nasty chap...
(Rev.H.Goatboy™, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:25, archived)
# It's funny 'cause it's true!
hehehehe, still laughing at that one 'nana
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:35, archived)
# me too
nasty horrible thing that it is.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha!!
funny boy! I just qualified as a real networks expert and so now know all, its actually a good streaming network, way better than wm or qt, watch the next couple of years, rm will be way bigger than it is now.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:25, archived)
# Vocations
I trained as a Doctor!


ah no what I meant to say was I was on a train with a Doctor
(Niblet, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:27, archived)
# the streaming might be nice
the player and it's ilk aren't
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:29, archived)
# as spacefish
said, it really is a bully.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:33, archived)
# i liked it as a child
realone is a bully though. a good idea, bludgeoned to death by the accountants
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:26, archived)
# very true,
and a bit of a scam to the conglomerates who buy the networks, it works very well, but fuck me its expensive, oracle have spent 4 million on their network so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
Funniest thing of the week!!!!!!
I'm recording a mix cd i've done back onto the comp for all you lucky people. Just need to mp3 it once it;s recorded and upload it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:33, archived)
# more than four exclamation marks
are you insane?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:43, archived)
# sparky is the illegitimate child
of cher, you can tell by the voice
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:30, archived)
# What's it all about...

...ALF-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
[n.b. song edited 'cos she looks more like Cilla]
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:13, archived)
# But all's fair
in warren love.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:15, archived)
# Indeedy.
Bollocks, I've just realised she looks like Cilla... she should've been singing "Step inside love" or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:17, archived)
# ahh
just realised it was a song.
It REALLY does look like Cilla though.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:28, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:16, archived)
# This has disturbed me,
afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:16, archived)
# blimey, so it is!
I should go and get dressed at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:19, archived)
# Do none of us have lives?
I'm online enough during the week! But I still come back for more on a Sunday!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:22, archived)
# i
live here

edit: woo pic, dr phil
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:23, archived)
# So,
its you whose been leaving muddy footprints on the carpet.
And what are those curious stains on the floor by the computer?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:25, archived)
# hey, I have a life.
I'm just too hungover to leave the house, and photoshopping a bunny was the obvious answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:24, archived)
# I'm a computer programmer
I have an excuse for having no life!
Give weekend b3ta up before it's too late ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:29, archived)
# I don't
have a life.
(Indole Ring, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:27, archived)
# i have a life
which i mostly live here. i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:38, archived)
# Good lord!
Your naked!
Well I never, tut tut tut.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:23, archived)
# that's
"you're".

...and anyway, I'm not.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:25, archived)
# I've been up since 6:45 this morning
and YOUR not even dressed.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:26, archived)
# I was up at 6
and I am still stark bollock naked.
Anf yes, I know it was you're I just blew it like a biggun.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:29, archived)
# *notes deliberate misuse of "your" and twitches like a psycho*
I am dressed. I am wearing my house trousers. However if I am to leave the house I must put on proper ones.

This is all a lie and I am actually completely naked but for a strategically placed kitten on my lap.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:29, archived)
# Take that pussy off your pussy
or whatever.
Anyway I'm going out to pick up my girlie from work. I have a life see ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:33, archived)
# oh you horrid crude man.
I'm off. I just can't fucking bear foul language.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:36, archived)
# crude??
you brought up images of pussy on pussy action!
Anyway, sure I'll see you around on Monday...
Have a good day guys.. I'm really going now.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:38, archived)
# the resemblance
is truly uncanny!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 6 Oct 2002, 14:46, archived)

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