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# My you've grown Pep
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:50, archived)
# bloody hell
If i was the bloke on the right, I'd be crapping it by now...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 10:01, archived)
# but why?
I'm very friendly...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 10:31, archived)
# Dearest Crab of ineffible tree obsession..
I couldn't remember if I posted you back about artwork for a poem/anim, - yeah I'd love to, just e-mail me a poem and I'll knock something up, so to speak, and of course, to your specifications, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:27, archived)
# perhaps featuring these two 'plumpsters'
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:38, archived)
# The Ultimate Chopper
(I helped save b3ta! pabulum, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:23, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:29, archived)
# Woo
I want one. Get me one now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:32, archived)
# The real Will Young!!!!


Popeye doll....


I'll get me coat
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:22, archived)
# the gibson brothers
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:18, archived)
# Downhill
All-CEO Big Issue Vendor avoidance slalom
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:49, archived)
# fantastic
made me laugh....loudly
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:04, archived)
# Top! I like it.
I like it a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! macca, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:18, archived)
# I love
the Orwellian style capitalist...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:53, archived)
# attack iguana
here
(james, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:42, archived)
# not really anything to do with anything...
... but I thought this was super duper...
Game & Watch Simulators

because who doesn't want to
play handheld donkey kong?
Know what I mean?
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:37, archived)
# nintendo
hasn't closed them down? blimey, they normally do.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:48, archived)
# not yet
which is good... I like emulation
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:26, archived)
# sure. i do too
however they are notoriously protective of their characters. They want to keep nintendo characters on nintendo hardware. They stamped out a recent port of game & watch stuff to a palm pilot.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:31, archived)
# I saw those
yesterday... on the emuunlim site.. hang on.. it wasn't game and watch but an Atari 2600 emulator for pocket PC's. I was most impressed. If I had a pocket PC, I think I would get it... The one I got for PC once just crashed my computer. I was very disappointed!
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:36, archived)
# sorry to butt in..
but I'd lurve to see an emulation of the popular game 'HOI' from the 500+
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 25 Feb 2002, 10:10, archived)
# what is
HOI?
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 10:28, archived)
# 'impossible to get for pc' platformer
from the early nineties, for the amiga, a brain-numb-er
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 25 Feb 2002, 10:41, archived)
# Surely you can
play it under WinUAE?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 10:42, archived)
# I always
wanted Pac-Land to play on the PC 'cos I loved it on the arcade. Could never find it tho.. I had it on the atari ST and on the spectrum +2 but both were s**t compared to the arcade... Then I discovered MAME and everything was good...
I take it 500+ is some kind of console or computer?
(I helped save b3ta! pete, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 10:52, archived)
# yes
is bacon?
(berfba, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:31, archived)
# I don't know
I'm a vegetarian.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:33, archived)
# If it is,
what is no?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:35, archived)
# sausage
.
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:45, archived)
# Following on from BasketBasket..
Introducing the amazing sports of:

!oooooW
FOOTFOOT

and

!yaaaY

BASEBASS
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:18, archived)
# do you think he'll forgive me?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:16, archived)
# do you care
?
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:30, archived)
# Hmm...
Maybe instead of "Sian Can.." you could do a "Brian May..." game. Like "Brian May Jump", "Brian May Cry", "Brian May Sing", "Brian May Open A Nit Circus" etc. etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:34, archived)
# I am tempted
to make loads of them - but I always get bored after a couple.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:37, archived)
# perhaps
'brian may hairdresser' flash, with various other hairstyles or baby animals to choose from
or perhaps not. you don't want to upset him now, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:13, archived)
# Help
It's Battle Kitten

(I helped save b3ta! Watty, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:05, archived)
# The Lament of the Solitary Lumberjack
I'd like a special someone,
To help me fell my tree,
I fell my own a lot
But I feel sordid and dirty

The wood can be so lonely,
Since I sent my lover packing,
There's something unfulfilling,
About solo lumberjacking

The tree stands tall and proud,
But I lie lonesome in my room,
Remembering the glory,
Of that welcoming log flume

I weild my chopper frenziedly,
But she would always coax,
The tallest tree to topple,
With her gentle, caring strokes

I tell myself that now she's gone,
I'm really better off,
But still I think of her,
When I am lumberjacking off

She made my life a misery,
To God I send my thanks,
But I'd still love to feel her tits,
When I am having wanks
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:01, archived)
# Addendum
She sadly thinks about the time,
She had my mighty oak,
To keep her company at night,
And has a good old stroke

She remembers my towering elm,
So wide and tall and big,
And in her cold and lonely bed,
She has a good hard frig
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:16, archived)
# HA HA
You loon.
(Nacho, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:21, archived)
# Afterword
She roams the empty sawmill,
In a sea of old wood-chipping,
Thinking fondly of the quandaries,
Of swallowing or spitting

She sadly looks upon discarded,
Offcuts, chips and bits,
And wishes she could once more,
Rise my sap upon her tits
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:23, archived)
# are you going to record it
with a Sean Connery animation?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:28, archived)
# .
Oh how she wants old crabby back
she wants to feel his chopper
'cause come to think she misses it
it really is a whopper!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:00, archived)
# I'm never short of wood,
I seldom wield my chopper poorly,
Although I sometimes get too keen,
And fell trees prematurely
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:10, archived)
# Rhythm is important
when it's time to use your chopper,
for if you go too fast or slow,
you'll not be back for supper.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:20, archived)
# I try to take my time,
When I get busy with my axe,
It's embarassing when my tree comes
crashing down with three whacks.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:30, archived)
# No-one like a lumberjack
who's speedy with his axe,
for if it falls too quickily,
it really can be lax.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:38, archived)
# Last time I had a partner,
Our tree-felling paths soon parted,
Because I found my tree was down,
Before she'd even started
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:38, archived)
# The one before that bidded me,
A very swift goodbye,
For as soon as she held my axe,
She got sap in her eye
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:41, archived)
# I'd really love to stop and talk
about more lumderjacking,
but time gets on,
I've got to go,
and do some baby whacking...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:57, archived)
# I once knew such a pretty girl,
Her pretty name was Maude,
She winked at me and my tree fell,
All of its own accord.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:57, archived)
# Ce Si n'est pas un genius....
Oh yes..
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:58, archived)
# Caution when you're swimming
In lake or pond or brook
Even if it's redwood
Like a bonzai it will look
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 9:43, archived)
# I always wondered
how they made easter eggs.
(Lazarus, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 7:44, archived)
# a new fright

.
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 7:33, archived)
# That is
indeed terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! mrbrong, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 7:46, archived)
# Cats Painted in the Progression of
Psychosis of a Schizophrenic Artist.
It's like a downward spiral of mad blokes cat paintings.
very mad
This is the last one

Stage 5. He has finally passed all boundaries and limits. There is nothing more to learn. The ego dissolves. The cat has, in effect, ceased to be. All that is left is a beautiful, impersonal pattern of energy. 
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 7:33, archived)
# those pics are amazine. I actually
find the ones where he wasn't ill, more disturbing.
In a certain light, this pic looks a bit like it's been made of pasta.
Do you know what I mean?
no?
damn.
Coat!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 7:38, archived)
# looks like the art my mum made in the 70s with string, tacks &
... mescaline.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 7:44, archived)
# The art of noise my mum made
Mum (under the buttons)
(Nacho, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 7:48, archived)
# I don't know why
but it reminds me of Rosie and Jim..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 7:49, archived)
# you could apply that analysis
to the prgression of this board, when do you think we will pass all boundaries and limits and our ego will dissolve.
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 7:43, archived)
# WIFEY! Aha, just the person I wanted to speak to.
I had a dream about you and Nicey last night. I dreamt that Wangolini and I came up to see you in your massive 3 storey house. Had a sit down and a cup of tea and a slice of pizza with all your biker friends. Your son showed me his bugs collection.
Then we went out in your people carrier car, and Nicey fell asleep at the wheel and crashed into the back of another parked car, and had a right go at me, saying it's his car and he wants to fall asleep then that's up to him and I should have been paying enough attention to take over.
Oh yeah, and Nicey was that guy Will Self.
(Nacho, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 7:45, archived)
# i could cope with the potential
carnage and destruction then - but WIll Self? Saints alive that's a nightmare in itself.
Keep off the sherry before you got to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 7:49, archived)
# I hadn't had one drop of alcohol yesterday or anything.
I think I just spend too much time on b3ta. That's the 5th b3ta dream I've had now.
They've all been quite amusing though.
Don't know where Will Self got into my head from though. Maybe from "Shooting Stars" a few weeks ago. That's not even remotely how I imagine Nicey though. But I do now!
(Nacho, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 7:54, archived)
# Sounds exactly
like a typical day at our house.
Esp the bit about Niceys's driving.. Who is Will Self? Shouls I be worried??
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 7:54, archived)
# Will Self is an author / journalist / heroin user
who was famously kicked off of John Major's campaign plane (not mid flight I presume) for taking heroin in flight.

Not that I can blame him.
(james, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:02, archived)
# Cheers, James
I was trying to find out for you, Wife, but all I could find were pictures of his book covers, and not him.
(Nacho, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:09, archived)
# My pleasure.
I recomend Great Apes by him, but not if you're taking any mind altering substances as he is a bit odd and could further disrupt your view on things.

I've got a short story he wrote somewhere about a morphine addict who lives in a model village as well which is "interesting".
(james, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:13, archived)
# Aaah. Sussed him now
I think I'll stick with Nicey. He makes me cups of tea, and when he wants something he plies me with whiskey..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:40, archived)
# Probably
more attentive and less likely to leave burnt tin foil around the house.
(james, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:57, archived)
# that whole
site is really interesting
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 7:53, archived)
# Yes
I like the psychotics stuff too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 25 Feb 2002, 8:42, archived)

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