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[challenge entry] This one almost pre-dates me
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Piper At The Gates Of Dorn.
Although I didn't know it was a song, I thought it was just an LP title.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Yeah, you're right. Now why did I think it was a track on the album?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Because you've incurred massive brain damage from listening to bagpipes and Pink Floyd while watching The Vicar of Dibley.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:11, archived)
# What's wrong with bagpipes... Oh, I see your point!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:14, archived)
# What do you call a pig with a spade up its arse?
You're all correct
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Unfortunate.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Cliff.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Black pudding
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:09, archived)
# A porksicle?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Stuffy
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Ham-fisted?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)
# i call him fred
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Erotic.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Shame the divorce ruined that joke
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Meat shovel?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:14, archived)
# pigspade
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:17, archived)
# spacious
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:20, archived)
# not bad, not bad
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)
[challenge entry] And while I'm here, not worth1000 etc
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:14, archived)
# -__- ...i really think so.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:18, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Fun with the rotate tool, and not worth the face value of a Green Shield stamp
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Worth the knees !
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Two by Chicago


(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:56, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY HAN-onow8 hre dey R LOL
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)
# Oh I remember that song
Def Leppard, right?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:45, archived)
# I admit it, Mu
Your reply was funnier than my post.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:51, archived)
# 25 or 6 to 4?!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 22:11, archived)
# That's the second one
You can hover over the images to deRIS.
(, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] form an orderly queue, only one each
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Favouritism? It's 'cos he knows me ...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)
# i don't want one
i'm too old for imaginary friends
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:40, archived)
# nicely timed that man!
*got that damn song in my head now, ta*
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:42, archived)
# haha
gotcha. I nearly put something about ear worms in the title, but then I figured I'd just let the magic work itself :)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:21, archived)
# SEVEN ARAB ULTRACHEST
Best of the new wave hits
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:44, archived)
# The boy with the Arab strap
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:44, archived)
# sheik sheik sheik your booty?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:46, archived)
#
*awaits poll outcome*
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:49, archived)
# I'm just going to keep clicking the one I'm doing
the one about cats ... :(
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Go on then
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Dreadlock Holiday
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:29, archived)
# You cc
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Hat - Bat - Twat
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:32, archived)
# It's good but it's not right.
Actually it is right
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:33, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:33, archived)
# if it isn't right
i don't want to see what's wrong :)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Al Bat Ross
*EDIT* Am I doing this all wrong by actually getting the answer? Should we just be riffing around it like some funny cunt until somebody posts more Fatcat warfare pix above?

Guess the answer or make pathetic half-gags?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Hooray!
You can have what's left of this White Lightning back.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:44, archived)
# You really ought to not make polls on the matter.
Being an individual and that. And then being an individual in a place where you get moulded naturally, or awkwardly to the point at which you're affirmed in your seat, just dealing with it, or silently trying another approach.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)
#
moulded mouldy

It just started to feel I was ruining people's fun, and the poster's effort, by just getting the answer straight away.
But the urge to blurt the answer straight away is pretty strong.
So I turned to democracy in an attempt to resolve this ethical dilemma.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:17, archived)
# More fatcat!...Haaa haaa haaa!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:21, archived)
# trilby cricket cunt
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Bish bash bosh
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:17, archived)
# This wins and you didn't mention lazy Mexicans or female refs!
you get my vote!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Fuck starving africans?
Is this a new service you're offering?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:21, archived)
# if the africans are starving
they won't have the strength to fight him off.
plus, there's protein in spunk
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:23, archived)
# This could work out well for everyone.
Scrap Comic Relief, bring on Cummy Relief.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:25, archived)
# VOTE FOR RED COCK DAY!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)
# :( Aids
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:31, archived)
# you're confusing red cock day with dripping, pustulent green cock day
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:35, archived)
# I donated to that once.
They were not best pleased with what I donated though.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:37, archived)
# that's only because the envelope leaked
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:38, archived)
# No no no, pustulent green is for cervical cancer.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:38, archived)
# most people with cocks tend to lack a cervix
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:39, archived)
# It's a wasting disease of C1 through C7
:(
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:48, archived)
# bingo!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)
# You will notice I didn't mention cocks.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:04, archived)
# i know
i'm worried about you
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:12, archived)
# I'm sensing some kind of message here.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:25, archived)
# GIVE THE CATS SOME MONEY YOU FUCKING BASTARD.
BEFORE THE DONKEY SANCTUARIES GET IT ALL
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:26, archived)
# What the fuck would cats do with money?
Donkeys would definitely spend it more wisely.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Yes and what about those
Help The Aged bastards getting all the Shackleton chairs when the poor cats have fuck all to sit on?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:29, archived)
# they can sit on the old people
they all smell of piss anyway, who'd notice?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:34, archived)
# yeah well you look like alan carr
hahaha you bad bad man.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Yes. They are.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:53, archived)
# I say we end this compo right here and now.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] a much underrated aerosmith ditty
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Is it 'Magenta' ?
Have you done any more fish arts?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:12, archived)
# far too pale for magenta
and no, no more fish arts, i've been driven mad by fruit cravings and can't concentrate
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Draw some fruit with fishy tails then
b3ta needs your arts
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:17, archived)
# i may do later
but i'm tired and brain wrong
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:19, archived)
# I'm a Barbie girl?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:13, archived)
# are you?
i always suspected as much
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:14, archived)
# It's that White lightning you gave me.
It's playing havoc with my dress sense
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:17, archived)
# i never gave you the white lightning
i'd have drunk it myself. it was sea tramp, blame her
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:19, archived)
# Well it shows it's working
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Bubble Gum
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:22, archived)
# chews wisely
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:24, archived)
[challenge entry] They're on their way...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Fuck me in the wrong one by Turtlezed and the touching cloths
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)
# 6 Oliver Reeds and a Michael Palin By B.B.C.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a Donovan
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Jenny fir jew nipper?
*SPANGS*
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Take this five pounds and spend it unwisely
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:29, archived)
#
*buys edjogs eight tins of White Lightning*
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Gintree rabbi crustacean . . .
Respire-t-elle ? Oui, mais tout bas.
Qu'est-ce que tu fais, Jenny mon amour ?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Have you got frog's legs?
Well hop over here and make me a chicken sandwich.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:31, archived)
# Oui Oui !
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:32, archived)
# loom tree jew crab*
*ahh...great song!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Michael has a new job

COME ONE MICHAEL - YOU CAN DO IT!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Do the shake and vac?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Among other things . . . I admire your hover over !
I must learn these skills someday . . .
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Great tune.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:01, archived)
# I shake to this tune too !
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Hippy!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Shook !
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:45, archived)
# pfff
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] CAREFUL
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Eugene...you silly silly boy.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:47, archived)
# He's a lumberjack . . .
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:48, archived)
# And he's okay.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Sleeps all night and he plays all day.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:51, archived)
# I was late to your dants . . . but that DJ you did is awe and then some !
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Just scribbles... :D
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:56, archived)
# he'll never get that out of those bedsheets
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:48, archived)
# He's . . . letting . . . it soak in . . .
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:49, archived)
# that's Premier Inn for you
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Motel HELL !
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Dancing for the drunken, diseased and the doomed.
I never dreamed it would come to this.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:37, archived)
# ROOM SERVICE !
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:34, archived)
# this is a thing of wonderment
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:34, archived)
# The Land That Even Time Feared
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:37, archived)
# And Got Up Late For
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:07, archived)
# yay!!!
more of this sort of thing
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:37, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:40, archived)
# woo!
more of this sort of thing
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:50, archived)
# jesus!
that other cat is freaky as fuck!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:51, archived)
# They don't call him Crazy Cat for nothing.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:57, archived)
# very louis wain
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:02, archived)
# I can hear it all now . . .
KZZZZZZZZZZZZZZFT
GZZZZZZZZZZZZZZHT
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZGT
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Loud as fuck too.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:59, archived)
# I like the way they're sharing a joke in the final frame.
A nice moment amid the hell of war.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:56, archived)
# They killed Fatcat...(or so they think)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:58, archived)
# The fools...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:08, archived)
# ...yup...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:13, archived)
# houpla!
more of this sort of thing (unless you're knackered with your brave live war photojournalism)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:24, archived)
# There's always another monster...but I better stop now... :D
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:31, archived)
# oh, well... back to boring old Egypt again.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)
# You need sleep anyway...you've been up all night...(i wuz lurkin')
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:35, archived)
# yes
massive monster fight, electricity, fire, win.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:58, archived)
# It's a blast!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Catastrophed !
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:47, archived)
# yippee peeroast time
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)
# (O)__(O)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:37, archived)
# haha, this is great
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:38, archived)
# I knew it. Fatty wins and evolves to force mankind into feeding him.
Fatty rules!

(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Nah, he'd never be able to reproduce. Look at that groin shot by triple head.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:43, archived)
# That fucking Ghidora...always going for the crotch shots.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:46, archived)
# That's actually a well-aimed piss attack on one of triple-head's gobs.
Nobody fucks with Fatty when he's got his piss-attack shoes on.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Oh contrair! Fatty has specialized groin/genital protector sheaths.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Ouch! Gidorah seems to be going for the groin with all three of his heads.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:46, archived)
# dirty bugger
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:47, archived)
# (ha ha...same time)... ^
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Shitting Christ this is epic
I want to see this every night!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:17, archived)
# :D:D
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)
[challenge entry] a little johnny cash
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:22, archived)
# 0_0
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:24, archived)
# He died.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:29, archived)
# they all die :(
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:31, archived)
# They fight until they die.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:32, archived)
# "they"?
edit: how do you leave a fool in suspense?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Front bottom?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Not offensive
I hope...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:14, archived)
# no, not getting it
and i've never seen the mersey looking so clean
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:15, archived)
# 1964 hit song
and movie of the same name

(not a literal adaptation of the song title, but what people heard it as...)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:17, archived)
# i'm not that old
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Frankie Goes to Hollywood
covered it in 1983
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:20, archived)
# two tribes
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:21, archived)
# relax?
that wasn't a cover
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:24, archived)
# ah, got it now.
never liked the original, bit mawkish
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:26, archived)
# the power of love?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:27, archived)
# i quite like that one
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:30, archived)
# You did Do You Know The Way To San Jose yesterday, another Frankie cover.
Are you branching out and starting a Frankie Goes To Hollywood covers radio show?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:25, archived)
# I didn't know that.
But I did meet Dionne Warwick once back in 1971, and I lived in San Jose for a while.
I tried to ignore pop radio as much as possible in the 80s...
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:28, archived)
# i wasn't even born in 1971
you're old
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:34, archived)
# I guess so -
but not the oldest here, I think.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:38, archived)
# probably not, no
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:39, archived)
# I hope you told her it's correctly pronounced 'Worrick' and not 'War-wick',
but then I doubt that sprang immediately to mind at the time.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:37, archived)
# i can imagine something that might have sprung
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Most radio announcers got it wrong here
and it became the accepted way.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Then again,
I loved the way a woman apparently from the Deep South (but probably from Basildon) pronounced 'Worcestershire Sauce' in a TV ad in the '90s, so it's swings and roundabouts innit?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:53, archived)
# What's this here sauce?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Admirable research efforts there.
The first bloke is closest with "Wuster-SHEER".
Here, we just roll with "Wuster". But then it's a deeply-ingrained 'brand' here, so we treat it with familiarity.
If I told you how we pronounce "Ford", you wouldn't believe me. ;)
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:21, archived)
# I have only heard it as approximately "fourd" in the UK
even in the radio version of Hitchhiker's Guide - but maybe I am missing some subtle difference?

is this page right?
www.suffolkchurches.co.uk/pronunciation.htm

What is harder: the Vietnamese noodle soup pho is more like Feh, I guess.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)
# in the navy?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:16, archived)
# This compo is hurting my brain.
Is that a tug boat?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:19, archived)
# One of the few that I've actually got!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Ferry cross the mersey?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Ding Ding Ding!
.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:29, archived)
# The fairies couldn't actually fly and couldn't breathe under water.
They died.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:30, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun ?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:10, archived)
# They all died.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:11, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:16, archived)
# More of this!!
Push 'em in.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 20:49, archived)
# the man with a child in his eyes
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:16, archived)
# no it was suposed to be "bad"
which also applies to my shopping skills
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Dangerous?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Radiohead perhaps
Kid A wasn't the best album
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:12, archived)
#
 
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Awwww...
It'll be OK, computer.
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] No Residents or Cthulhu references intended
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:04, archived)
# well
i've found my thrill
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:06, archived)
# /Twelve Monkey'ses
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:20, archived)
# "This is a personal message, just for you..."
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:27, archived)
[challenge entry] so very very obvious
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:45, archived)
# pffffft
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:51, archived)
# pff
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:52, archived)
# *vomits*
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:54, archived)
# not that obvious
i haven't got a clue
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:54, archived)
# really?
well the person is lily allen
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:11, archived)
# ^ Me?
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:24, archived)
# ^ what she said
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Who the fuck are you, you impostor!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:54, archived)
# RIGHT!
I have had enough of this and I am contacting the Internet Sheriff!
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 19:50, archived)
#
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:42, archived)
# naughty man!
however, those are some uncommonly pretty scissors
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:45, archived)
# i think this is how they train him
so he goes a lot faster when they take the scissors away
(, Fri 4 Feb 2011, 17:47, archived)

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