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#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:53, archived)
# *goes to iTunes*
Where is it? WHERE IS IT?
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:56, archived)
# "the item you are looking for
is temporarily Khadaffi'd"
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:04, archived)
# :)
*shoehorns in some tenuous reference to Hurricane Irene*
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:07, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:09, archived)
# heh heh!
snap!
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:23, archived)
# probably not, since it's a goose
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:27, archived)
# yeah, but it's not a goose ;)
it's a ring teal duck
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Let's split the difference and call it a mallard
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:34, archived)
# i refuse to bow down on this one
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:37, archived)
# you'll never succeed in politics
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:42, archived)
# but, i'm as dishonest and money grabbing as the rest of them
maybe i'll need to venture into gay prostitution if i really want to get into it
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:46, archived)
# *PayPals my campaign contribution*
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:47, archived)
# *bums*
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:51, archived)
# First time round
I read that as a "real ting" duck.

I blame your username that I am now singing "You to me are everyt'ing" in a cod-reggae stylee. The sad thing it is almost works... don't tell UB40.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:37, archived)
# *petitions for renaming of duck*
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 13:07, archived)
#
Is that the Quo shouting "heads"??
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:47, archived)
# don't think so
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 11:20, archived)
# unfortunately, no
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 13:22, archived)
# QUACKS!
:)
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 11:15, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 12:37, archived)
# GO NICK GO
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 8:30, archived)
# PUSSY DOMINATION:FAT BLOATED PUSSY DOMINATION
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Dick Stuck
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:29, archived)
# how can you tell?
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:50, archived)
# sorry, no accordian
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:35, archived)
# makes my head rattle
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:49, archived)
# makes rattle's rattle rattle
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 10:12, archived)
[challenge entry] "you'll do fine scrooge old pal, just keep your head down and your bill shut..."
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 8:23, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 8:31, archived)
# No wonder he's rich . . . but hr\\\
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:42, archived)
#
Looks like Michael Winner has fallen on hard times too.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
[challenge entry] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 8:00, archived)
# all mice have criminal records a mile long
mainly cheese-related crimes
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 8:08, archived)
# Fucking cheese-heads.
B&n that criminal rodent hard.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 8:17, archived)
# ok, entering dayshift, "serious" post time now, see above.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 8:21, archived)
# just bring them back before breakfast
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 7:31, archived)
# i was going to have some sausages for breakfast until i saw this
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 7:41, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 8:17, archived)
# ROCK 'NING CHAIR
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:49, archived)
# smugcunt
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:50, archived)
# Hahah I never thought of that
I should try sticking him on smug bastard, that could work.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:52, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 7:33, archived)
# do eet
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 7:40, archived)
# im getting breakfast and going for a walk now
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:49, archived)
# I'll probably be crashed out by the time you get back
so goodnight, maybe see you tomorrow IF THE HURRICANE DON'T CLAIM ME
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:50, archived)
# IM BACK NOW, I HAD A WALK BUT NO BREAKFAST
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 7:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 7:00, archived)
# NEEDS MORE COCK OUT
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 7:41, archived)
# R O C K I N !

one day....
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 7:06, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 7:42, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 8:08, archived)
# Can't let that pass unreplied.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 8:15, archived)
# hahaha
two fucks for the price of one
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 8:28, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 8:33, archived)
# Mine must be the solo.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 8:36, archived)
# THIS ROCKS!
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 7:12, archived)
# Give me some dynamite so i can kill the powder gangers
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 7:42, archived)
[challenge entry] forever in our hearts.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
Too soon and all that.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Stealing and all that.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:52, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:22, archived)
# The wheel of madness will claim your soul.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:25, archived)
# The horror...
This is some real disturbing hokamaloholica here. Not just a fleeting floglidering, but a persistent pershackahara. No joke.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:34, archived)
# i don't know if you're familiar with the band TOOL
but this reminds me of their artwork, but more disturbing.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:32, archived)
# So it does
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:38, archived)
# Linked as...
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:41, archived)
# yup
some alex grey influence there alright, or is it one of his paintings?
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:48, archived)
# It's one of his, yes.
I don't know who did the cutout and anim of it. I don't
think it was Alex Grey, as I saw preliminary postings.
Who knows though, might have been him hanging out in
the slums of the interbutts.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:53, archived)
# posting his own work and sitting back watching all the compliments roll in
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 7:43, archived)
# I truly like the effect of this because it reminds me !
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:32, archived)
# what he said.
^^^
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:33, archived)
# I have seen into the abyss
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 7:41, archived)
# a spinning wheel of wrongness
most fine
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Eddard was tired and sleepy
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:01, archived)
# THIS IS YAWN!
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:03, archived)
# And followed by a glowing mad man.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:11, archived)
# The woman screaming into the cell phone keeps making me laugh.
That I had half your power, the world would tremble.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:14, archived)
# Rapidly up and down.
With huge text in the air above.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:23, archived)
# What noise does this make?
I'm getting a kind of "MWAAAWWWWWW"
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:27, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 5:20, archived)
# LOUDER!
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 5:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 5:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 5:42, archived)
# now this
is the stuff of nightmares
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:34, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 5:46, archived)
# Christ, guys.
Satan's thread.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:02, archived)
# if you turn my one into one of them seabed style things you do, it will be complete
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:03, archived)
# I found it on the beach, writhing and stinking of death. I fled, but felt it's heart beating in my head. I slept ... poorly.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:11, archived)
# FUCK YES
thank you
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:30, archived)
# Cool :)
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:31, archived)
# No doubt.
Have you started playing with 2.5.x scripts yet?
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:32, archived)
# NOPE! Resting on my laurels.
But winter is coming.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 7:07, archived)
# ARGH
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:23, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:31, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:34, archived)
# but-but-but-but, we have no m-m-m-more sir
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 4:12, archived)
# that child does not want to smile
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 4:17, archived)
# Even less now
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 4:21, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 4:46, archived)
# interbreed
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 4:26, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 4:30, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 4:42, archived)
# Good lord.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:18, archived)
# Whoa
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 4:47, archived)
# fuckmorph commenced
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 4:52, archived)
# Messymorph, more like.
I'll have to try another four face one some day.
I've learned a trick or two more since I made it.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 5:00, archived)
# That's pretty cool.
I can fold my tongue.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:04, archived)
# Oooooooooh fuck
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 6:23, archived)
# WHOA
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 7:40, archived)
[challenge entry] disnet
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:23, archived)
# that's shit
you're shit
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:26, archived)
# wat?
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:28, archived)
# Thanks
I just submitted this, the ultimate post for the image challenge:

Disney is a wonderful, family-oriented company. But imagine if their characters were real, and had real-world problems. This week's challenge is to portray their miserable lives. Challenge suggested by fluffybunnykiller.

and it's a link (which I couldn't have posted without you).

www.b3ta.com/talk/7291391

Miserable life indeed!
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:50, archived)
# I've just been catching up,
you played a blinder.
Most interesting evening at /talk since those spastics got their home-helps to turn their computers on for them.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 5:10, archived)
# HONK sound the 'someone was mean to me online' alarm
UPSET, ONLINE, EVERYONE
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 8:46, archived)
# HONK sound the 'totally wrong' alarm.
No-one's been particularly mean to me on /talk.
But it does seem to be populated largely by idiots.
Now fuck off.
(, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 4:01, archived)
# anyway i'm orf to bed
hope to see you on /talk some time. you know, where the cool people hang out.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:16, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:18, archived)
# I suppose I should go to talk and post a picture
preferably one that I have shopped.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:22, archived)
# go for it
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:24, archived)
# We'll cut a deal with you
we won't post pix on /talk if you don't talk over here. Fair nuf?
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:21, archived)
# Really?
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:21, archived)
# what a handsome chap
source?



(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:22, archived)
# If you're offended
I'll gladly change it
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:29, archived)
# it's a work of the highest art
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:31, archived)
# There's always room for improvement
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:38, archived)
# Play him off domination girl.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:28, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHA
DOMINATION HAS COMMENCED
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:30, archived)
# a fine fuck gif
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 3:13, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:06, archived)
# I bloody hope not, this is ace :D
Just a shame most of us have gone to bed :(
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:14, archived)
#
Thanks :) That's the problem with being firmly in the gay shift :(
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:15, archived)
# I guess you could always drop off a link to this post during the day :)
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:18, archived)
# oi! there's plenty of people who watch the gayshift
and quite a few that participate
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Yeah,
something very similar.

Sorry. It's a nice idea.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:16, archived)
# COCKFUCKS!
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:49, archived)
# Yup!
made me laugh too.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:51, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Here
It seems that you forgot to include a picture.

Have a shittily crafted compo entry on me


filename for deris
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:47, archived)
# No. Just fucking well no.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:48, archived)
# I nearly forgot. I made this for days such as this.

(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:52, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:12, archived)
# here's a total waste of two minutes :(
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:21, archived)
# tru dat
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:36, archived)
# two minutes for me--hours for you with your crayon
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:55, archived)
# I had a pretty face
but as it dried out on my wall, less so.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:08, archived)
# :B)
did you mean to compo?
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Nah, not Disney.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:21, archived)
# now this ^ is breaking news ;p
all these dudes are too unwholesome for Diz
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:29, archived)
# =)
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:36, archived)
# ET, flan home!
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:38, archived)
# FUCK HOME
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 4:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Dance now you shit.

(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 0:40, archived)
# does this really work?
Some bears would prefer to sit this one out
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 0:55, archived)
# He got the wrong end of the stick.
Literally.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:09, archived)
# The end with Pooh on it?
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:20, archived)
# The very same.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:22, archived)
# Needs some dogs to be real bearbaiting.
And a bigger stick... WITH SPIKES ON IT!
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:40, archived)
# And Turkish people with tambourines.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:43, archived)
# They have Salvation Army in Turkey?
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 2:15, archived)
[challenge entry] “We feel that you are a wonderful warm hearted people with a fantastic culture and an awful lot of oil; and if you want to execute your princesses well its fine by us. Go ahead, as many as you like.”


Click for bigger (360 kb)


...and yes I am aware that the Aladdin story itself has Syrian origins and was set in China, whilst the 1001 Arabian Nights was based in Persia.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 0:33, archived)
# not really the dark side of disney though
just the dark side of Sharia law, or is it just me?
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 0:54, archived)
# "imagine if their characters were real, and had real-world problems"
This is what would happen to this character in the real world.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:08, archived)
# ah, i should've read the brief, is what you're saying then? ;)
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Some of my best 'shops
were those that totally ignored the brief ;o)
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:38, archived)
# in fact, here, have some of ours
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:14, archived)
# We have other means of getting rid of ours.
(, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:23, archived)

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