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# i want to be called loretta
and i want to have babies.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:40, archived)
# Trying to get into the women's prison eh?
That's what I would do if I were him
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:51, archived)
# He's going to get SO bummed.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:39, archived)
# ^good call
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 23 Aug 2013, 2:37, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a tough job.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] i am so very, very sorry - i missed the f key when google image searching...









f - ridges

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:03, archived)
# oh god
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:13, archived)
# i am really really sorry
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:16, archived)
# I'd love to walk those ridges
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:26, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:39, archived)
# bugger
shoulda speech bubbled the yellow helmeted dude... ho hum...
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:35, archived)
# Go to bed and no tea for you
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:22, archived)
# Pfft
Having been on Sharp Edge, having to walk across an extremely polished bit of rock where slipping = death... yes, f ridges.
(Cloudane, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 0:24, archived)
# FUCK 'EM ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 2:33, archived)
[challenge entry] ha ha nice one.
Mind if I...
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:04, archived)
# ha! I like this
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:04, archived)
# Good.
It took cocking ages to cut them out with a trackpad and one hand.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:34, archived)
# stop masturbating, you'll get a lot more done, much quicker
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:38, archived)
# hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Fridge shocker
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Did Tony Hawks work on the Burma Railway?

This year's post, now back to lurking...
(The Admiral's Chair Providing suggestive seating since, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:43, archived)
# what does this have to do with skateboards?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:49, archived)
# Ha
Was just about to do this, then didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:57, archived)
# you'd be number 4
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:38, archived)
#
Smeg-Head!?
(Arclayton, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:42, archived)
# And the winner is....!
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:42, archived)
#
Yay! hahahahaha!
(Arclayton, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:44, archived)
# now THAT is an aid to weight loss
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:42, archived)
# ooo, big sis just phoned
they're coming home early. looks like i'll be off home tonight myself!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] UGH!
also, I have a repost for compo, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:46, archived)
# gadzooks!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:46, archived)
# Heheheh 'helmet'
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:47, archived)
# These seem popular
(Arclayton, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:25, archived)
# nicely done
careful not to tread on any toes though, Pedro may take it as an attack on his territory and piss up you like an angry dog ;D
Also, careful posting one thing after another in quick(ish) succession, it can be seen as attention seeking (but really we're just jealous of your enthusiasm and creativity).
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:27, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:31, archived)
# although it's very difficult to space your posts out when no one else is posting
it's a perculiar sense of internet etiquette we have here, don't be deterred arclayton, you'll get the vague sense of what's right and wrong soon enough
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:32, archived)
# about 10 seconds after the flaming starts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:41, archived)
#
Thanks for the forewarning. Hadn't realised that individuals had ownership over image styles, but it appears to be a steep learning curve for B3TA newbies!
(Arclayton, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:44, archived)
# Yes
I personally claim ownership of any image containing seams, animals/things with human eyes, the Norwegian black metal band Immortal and/or puffer fish. Or any sign of mediocrity.

Thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:51, archived)
# fudge
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:20, archived)
# fuck, that's half my list gone
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:39, archived)
# ha ha, i ripped off most of your styles with this magnificent mediocrity
i ripped off most of your styles with this magnificent mediocrity
so there!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 0:16, archived)
# We don't. Toasty's just poking fun at popular boarder and rampant chihuahua, Pedro. Post what you like.
Just keep any furry yiffiness to a bare minimum, please. I can barely contain the raging horn as it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:55, archived)
# he's not all rampant chihuahua
he's part sombrero
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:07, archived)
# all hat
no moustache
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:58, archived)
# that's what i heard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:09, archived)
# :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:39, archived)
# But if you post a rainbow dinosaur, I'll cut you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:55, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:58, archived)
# yeah, anything that looks like it was done by a brain-damaged 6-year-old is MINE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:08, archived)
# it's not as bad as it was a few years back
if you survived the first week it was a miracle
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:50, archived)
# they don't
but don't be surprised if people get arsey :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:54, archived)
# You'll be okay, I think
A word of advice though. Stay away from that 'HappyToast' character. He's a corrupter of n00bs and is known to finger trouts.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:00, archived)
# Oh, and since we're friends now, you must do everything I say
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:01, archived)
# I only fingered 3 trouts
I don't think that counts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:06, archived)
# You keep forgetting that on b3ta, you're guilty until proven innocent
you filthy fish fingerer
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:12, archived)
# at least I didn't kill all those children in those outlandish dutch oven experiments
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:27, archived)
# i thought a dutch oven was when you fart under the blanket
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:39, archived)
# ...and you don't see how this can be used as a torture device to children?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:40, archived)
# torture? you said it was valid research?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:45, archived)
# Erm.
Torture is the Dutch word for research. Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:50, archived)
# ha ha ha, I Love You!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 0:23, archived)
# one, two, three.
that's counting, trout-mauler
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:12, archived)
# fuck them, do what you feel like and dont let any fucker tell you otherwise
If you fuck up you'll get a slap on the wrist and naughty stepped. Nothing more.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:35, archived)
# you're on FIRE*
*obligatory reply when one has a few pics in a row....(you're not really on fire)....well I hope not.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:42, archived)
# *prepares fire blanket, just in case*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:47, archived)
# of course,
...they're only popular when done correctly

;) ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:07, archived)
# arf! arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:12, archived)
# meow
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 20:19, archived)
# Prepared last week (before I could post)
(Arclayton, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:06, archived)
# You must have been pregnant with anticipation.
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:08, archived)
# Hello Arclayton & welcome to b3ta
is the title of my new song
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:45, archived)
# this is amazing
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:38, archived)
#
Cheers.....took a while
(Arclayton, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:52, archived)
# Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Sat 24 Aug 2013, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry] "Sorry, Dave.....threadrush."
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:51, archived)
# eat rex beans
fit for a queen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:57, archived)
# You are forgiven...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Everybody knows one...
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:39, archived)
# That's my joke!
I had a Samsung PC I called 'Blue', just waiting for someone to ask.
I had a Sony hifi called Jim for that reason too (Sony Jim)
And my Jag was called Mick.
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Eskimo heating


It's set to 1/2.
(BernardMittens is meowing at the door, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:40, archived)
# i had no idea eskimos were native to tattooine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:41, archived)
# Faulty eskimo wiring is what did for Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:52, archived)
# never send an eskimo to do a jawa's job
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:58, archived)
# My initial thoughts exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:08, archived)
# It is warm in the Kamakura.
and It is a Japanese not a husky.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:16, archived)
# I have to admit
it was more getting an image to broadly fit the scene, rather than a calculated insult to the Japanese. Or Inuit. Not sure which.
(BernardMittens is meowing at the door, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:57, archived)
# no problem :)
never mind!
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] At least it's blue...
(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:12, archived)
# I'm sorry Mr Dalek, I didn't realise you were so sensitive...you MASSIVE GAY METAL SHITE.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Dancing... With Tears in my Ice



who is it...?


(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:10, archived)
# downhill after John Foxx left
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHt2rzHcY1A
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:16, archived)
# this means nothing to me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:17, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:23, archived)
# O.o
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:27, archived)
# More Saturday Night in the City of the Dead
plskthxbai.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry] oFFLAN
(DolphinWhipperer, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:07, archived)
# I must have dialled the wrong fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:14, archived)
# I just had to...

Now I feel all dirty!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:03, archived)
# as you should
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] My first post !
(discoboy, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:50, archived)
# Another new person - with some age by the looks of it ;)
welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:51, archived)
# Thx
Been a lurker for way too long.

Yeah, v. old, closer to 50 than 40.
(discoboy, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:21, archived)
# Helloooooo !
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:51, archived)
# saved by a fridge
unimaginable bumming avoided :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:00, archived)
# hello new person
and welcome to childhood flashback day!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:03, archived)
# Who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:03, archived)
# Who I am
IT drone of some vintage, when I first used the internet it was in black and white, closed at 11pm and there was one website.

"working" at the European bit of a large US factual broadcaster. You'll never guess who, set-up this account to reply to last weeks question, but it was closed by the time I remembered! (username failed moderation, you may have a point)

More shit jokes and badly done images from me to follow, soon hopefully.
(discoboy, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 13:33, archived)
# Hehe
Hello
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:05, archived)
# A wave of disco shall take over b3ta
ahh, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:08, archived)
# Bloody hell - it'll be Crystal Tips and Alistair next!
Well cum!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Old one
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:49, archived)
# so, what you're saying is
"This is a repost" ?
I still clicked
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:58, archived)
# allowed for compo entries now - I am reliably infored - by someone
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:29, archived)
# laughed at this one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:02, archived)
# Your vegetables, your ice cream and your Yoghurt
Give them to me.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 17:09, archived)
# you forgot to say 'please'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 23 Aug 2013, 0:22, archived)
[challenge entry] it's tough being a poor young fridge these days
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 16:46, archived)

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