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[challenge entry] :)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:54, archived)
# This was probably preceded by the very first 'your mum' joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:19, archived)
# When Eve confused Adam.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 9 May 2014, 17:21, archived)
# "Lots of Love"
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 9 May 2014, 23:11, archived)
# consistent
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 9 May 2014, 23:56, archived)
# is it Nikola Textla?
he went on to develop the smiley face :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] this would've saved me so much time...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:24, archived)
# Great for cutting holes in cows.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:38, archived)
# Hahaha
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKHY4OsAPc8
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:58, archived)
# Try it with Bic razors
Face gone :)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:31, archived)
# I can see how it would have shaved seconds off of any task
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 9 May 2014, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:23, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:44, archived)
# Haha. Nice
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Irritated Avians

(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Proper old school.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:29, archived)
# \0/
(DolphinWhipperer, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:30, archived)
# Enjoy
www.vh1.com/video/misc/121222/tool-shack.jhtml

Also, if you haven't seen these, there are some classics here, let it run on
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 10 May 2014, 0:31, archived)
# OK don't look
your mistake
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 10 May 2014, 2:20, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:22, archived)
# I say.
This is frightfully clever, what.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 9 May 2014, 18:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:04, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:15, archived)
# also, will you draw me a dragon?
i didn't get a single one for my B3taday :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:26, archived)
# What type of dragon?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:32, archived)
# A Dragon 32.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:35, archived)
# a big purple one
not oriental, they're too snakey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:11, archived)
# bwahahaha!
*multiclicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:15, archived)
# Amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:20, archived)
# where's the three pubes per wing?
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:01, archived)
# One without well-defined pecs and a massive cock would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:52, archived)
# Hey, it pays the bills.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:16, archived)
# ooof
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:44, archived)
# Oof!
And well played
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:11, archived)
# Ha-ha! Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:27, archived)
# I keep reading "boku no harem"
It even makes sense. Kidnapped schoolgirls sounds like a typical plot for a harem anime.
(waofy, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:01, archived)
# this is the way it is =(
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 9 May 2014, 23:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:50, archived)
# If this isn't on the front page of "Cat Cocks Monthly" I'll l eat my own testes*.
*would never eat own testes.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:54, archived)
# that's disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:57, archived)
# I'm a little concerned by the impaling
but other than that, all seems to be in order, carry on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:58, archived)
# Beautiful knob and bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ āœ…, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:09, archived)
# only quality cocks from Atomic.....each cock lovingly crafted with one hand while the other is busy
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:14, archived)
# Quite possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:28, archived)
# Never!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:44, archived)
# this is certainly the best misplaced eyed cat i have ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:11, archived)
# Mice are evolving also
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 May 2014, 20:33, archived)
# the reply button
is too close to that penis.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 10 May 2014, 2:44, archived)
# 3rd best
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 May 2014, 3:24, archived)
[challenge entry] It was probably a good idea to change Ricky's original title.
(Leemondus, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:41, archived)
# If applied to the actor rather than the character then it's PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:55, archived)
# ^what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] A few teething troubles...



(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:34, archived)
# :)
er, *looks down* what?

no, just edit the code
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:34, archived)
#
I dont do the l33t stuff. :(
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:38, archived)
# you should learn it, it's only simple stuff here and it comes in useful
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:48, archived)
# did you do that then?
As its OK now, I did try and fucked up so maybe it did right itself, or you did it :)
Ta
*edit* Thats what I did try to do before, but something went wrong as it just double posted it down there...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:51, archived)
# the b3ta host has rules built in for dimension and file size
to post bigger images you simply want to change the top link to img src= instead of href= and then lose the second load of brackets which is the thumbnail info.

that sounds very confusing, but hopefully you get the drift.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Ta again.
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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:21, archived)
# nice casement
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 10 May 2014, 1:42, archived)
# yes, i thought it was a bungee cord
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:37, archived)
# I thought it was Michael Lush
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Late,_Late_Breakfast_Show#Death_of_Michael_Lush
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:37, archived)
# Ah, the late late whirly-wheeler!
(too soon?)
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:47, archived)
# haha brilliant
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 9 May 2014, 23:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Repost for compo
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:34, archived)
# Thinks to self "surely that's not..." ...
... checks filename. Oof! Clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 9 May 2014, 18:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Leemondus, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:34, archived)
# Sympathy reply
don't stop posting. We have all died a terrible death on the board
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 9 May 2014, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Before the invention of the ridiculously hyperbolic headline.



(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:02, archived)
# Yes! This should be a thing.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 9 May 2014, 13:48, archived)
# It now occurs that I could have changed the title to Unworthy...
Ach well.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2014, 13:55, archived)
# i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:10, archived)
# Spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Finally!
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice try love, but I'm a Blackberry guy...
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:21, archived)
# Adam and that rabbit are both looking shifty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Might as well pea this


(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:21, archived)
# Loaves and Filet-O's
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:23, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:58, archived)
# I can not look at the Sacred Supper and not see this anymore:
b3ta.com/board/10851501
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this...
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:01, archived)
# Ageing Larson-influenced pea
(back from when that airliner ditched in the Hudson)

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:15, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:21, archived)
# hahahahaha
you wrong'un
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:29, archived)
# That's not better ...That's b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:43, archived)
# Haha!
Christ that took me too long! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:45, archived)
# Eww..
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:59, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 9 May 2014, 15:30, archived)
# Phew!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:30, archived)
# nagow ot pu ekaw
!gnin'
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:50, archived)
# I wish we still could...
/Chris Evans Does My Head In blog
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:53, archived)
# Oh, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:53, archived)
# Oh wow, that's given me an amazing idea
lenticular images for gravestones!
You could give a little wink and a smile to people paying their respects.

Obviously this gif would be on Terry's grave
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:56, archived)
# Knowing you it'd be a little winky and a smile ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:57, archived)
# *patents with US patent office*
I hereby demand that you turn over your full savings of Ā£6.32 to me or I will troll you through the Texas patent courts.
(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:58, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:01, archived)
# Perfect if you have mixed feelings about the deceased
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:15, archived)
# Just what we need - graveyards full of people swaying left and right.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:02, archived)
[challenge entry] The original Single Commandment was deemed to be incompatible with the direction of the Church at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:40, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:53, archived)
# And lo, Rufus did descend from the mountaintop, and the multitude did rock out...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:09, archived)
# Station!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:31, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:36, archived)
# Bit of a departure from B&T but still vaguely relevant
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:39, archived)
# If we're dipping into signs, we could be here some time...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:50, archived)
# Surprisingly I'm quite light on signs...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:56, archived)
# This is shocking news.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:06, archived)
# Sad but true.
I think I was mucking around with Haynes Manuals and I Love Horses while all the cool kids were doing signs.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 May 2014, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Not mine as I am not Gary Larson, claiming no credit, but a classic Far Side "first version" for y'all
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:37, archived)
# Well, you're certainly living up to your username.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:38, archived)
# Thanks, that's very kind
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:40, archived)
# claiming no credit, but entering it in to an image challenge under your name anyway
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:55, archived)
# Needs more Hulk Hogan, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:58, archived)
# Ha!
Mindpiss, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 9 May 2014, 10:01, archived)
# early man
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 9 May 2014, 11:53, archived)
#
(sapo, Fri 9 May 2014, 2:19, archived)
# the Doeberry Pillsboy?
I DO love her soe.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 9 May 2014, 2:37, archived)
# Sexy as fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:17, archived)
# phwoarrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:29, archived)
# Is she the strip-a-gram for a stag party?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 9 May 2014, 8:43, archived)
[challenge entry] "And you have burned so very, very shitely.." - Nexus 5.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 May 2014, 23:45, archived)
# Brilliant - no replies again! Another success!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:05, archived)
# Do not misinterpret awe and silent reverence as indifference
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 9 May 2014, 19:06, archived)
# SSSHHHH.....I'm trying to sleep* here...
*Cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:59, archived)

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