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(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:45, archived)
# He's always so smartly dressed.
What a nice young man.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:54, archived)
# HT:LR
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:03, archived)
# RESPRECK
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:08, archived)
# he's too Jong for that
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:17, archived)
# how many kim jongs in a kimjong?
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:20, archived)
# answer
UNdreds

do ya get it????
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 2:39, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:19, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:19, archived)
# hahahah nice
(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 7:53, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 23:26, archived)
# veddy styrish
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Kim Jong Mung

:D
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 17:07, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:17, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:17, archived)
#

(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:18, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, PUSSY?
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:40, archived)
# is that a partial stop, or an oxford comma?
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:44, archived)
# I wouldn't dare ask
I think he just needs to take lots of short breaths
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:04, archived)
# Looks pre-built for an FP, I think.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:25, archived)
# I'm having trouble moving the eye to the sides
and they don't appear to have any ears either
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:07, archived)
# Just got one of those iWatches...
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:36, archived)
# sundial?
EDIT or SUNDiAL
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:37, archived)
# also, your clock is wrong
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:38, archived)
# Not always
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:39, archived)
# oh, so you're one of those 'glass 25% not empty' types, eh?
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:41, archived)
# It's right twice a day.
Which is more than you.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:26, archived)
# stay out of it!
this is a family matter
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:04, archived)
# If he's willing to turn it upside-down it'll be right 4 times a day
He could rotate it lots too seeing as it has no digits, but I can't be bothered working that out - right 24 times a day?
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:21, archived)
# Yes and no
mainly no
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 16:12, archived)
# Stone the heratic!!
It is an Apple, so the clock can't be wrong. Clearly the Sun is in the wrong location. The Universe is the one in error as Apple never make faults and never have bugs.

(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
Oh to be in Scotland and to hear those sweet sounds once more.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:54, archived)
# I thought he'd be playing the tuber
Or is he getting back to his roots?
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:56, archived)
# getting bored of all this now
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:52, archived)
# 'shop a kitten then
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 14:20, archived)
# I thnk she'll like my auPURRgine

geddit? took me aaaaaages. nearly as long as the maris piper
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:39, archived)
# This kind of Photoshopping Skillz need a tutorial.
Teach us Lurkers the magics of seams...
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 21:17, archived)
# Don't give up
I did
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 23:55, archived)
# Once you see it, you can't unsee!
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 10:47, archived)
# D'oh!
I know someone who looks like Homer.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 10:49, archived)
# CHEST
I'm fucking running with this one guys, I'm fucking GOING FOR IT
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:10, archived)
# HomerchestCHESTyouguys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ2q9NmYf6g
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:12, archived)
# Does anyone here think naming a confident male CHEST is a bad idea?
Would you be happy/indifferent/impressed/sad if your son's name was CHEST? Were you named CHEST by your father and/or mother?

Please like and subscribe
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:16, archived)
# It's a great name
you'd need a strong surname to go with it

something like CHEST ROCKHORN or CHEST GUNHAMMER
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:34, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:47, archived)
# Why are you hanging around outside my door?
Edit: er, I mean inside. Where are you hiding?
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:49, archived)
# behind you
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:59, archived)
# This is very good advice
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:14, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:56, archived)
# haha fucking hell!
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:58, archived)
# Tell me what isn't superior about the name CHEST
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:15, archived)
# Hahhha fuck
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:17, archived)
# is that John C Reilly?
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:51, archived)
# lol
what's that from?
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:17, archived)
# Boogie Nights!
:D
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:18, archived)
# so it is!
I thought toasty had made it
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:22, archived)
# fuck
of course. Been so long. Great film too
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:33, archived)
# haha
sonofabiatch!XD
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:16, archived)
# Pfft...
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 10:06, archived)
# haha, superb
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 10:07, archived)
# haha!!!
excellent
:D
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 10:18, archived)
# Haha......but will he let her pass
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 10:23, archived)
# Yay!
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 10:31, archived)
# BBQ Boromir?
No thanks!
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 10:48, archived)
# Found this in my archives...


(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 10:50, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:48, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:24, archived)
# HAHA
I believe he runs our local MOT centre too
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 10:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:50, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 19:25, archived)
# "I need your clothes, your boots and your zimmer frame"
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:11, archived)
# no it's perfectly sensible skynet produced terminators looking all different ages so they could infiltrate the drop-in centre as well and and
oh fuck it we can't possibly justify all this bullshit but look a big explosion and christian bale doing his batman grunt!!!
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:26, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:47, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:47, archived)
# lol
The Terminiator
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Ning Q! :)
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 10:05, archived)
# Ninj mate
:D
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 10:33, archived)
# Is There Something I Should Know?
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 7:41, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 7:48, archived)
# Were they in the charts at the same time as Jihadiwaddi?
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:10, archived)
# And Chris Shari'a and Allahu Akbarry White
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:52, archived)
# bugger
that'll teach me to not read all the comments…

:D
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:47, archived)
# yes!
and Bow-Bow-Bow
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:43, archived)
# Hahaha
That made me snort.
Mornings...
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:49, archived)
# hahahaha
excellent
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:07, archived)
# Wasn't "Girls dressed in burkas on film" on that album?
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:09, archived)
#
Yes. Vastly superior to their later, more dance-orientated work, such as "Electric Ka'abarella".
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 10:32, archived)
# hahahaha! they're all at it...
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:43, archived)
# is that Tony Blair in the middle?
he's armed and dangerous!
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:56, archived)
# Oddly familiar.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 18:24, archived)
# :)

(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 11:55, archived)
# hahaha
Allhu Akbar
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:35, archived)
# heh heh
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:04, archived)
# I Shall Pea Here, O Infidel!
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 21:33, archived)
# you're all pretty ladies
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 1:25, archived)
# going by your measuring device, he's only about 7 inches tall
EDIT: 6, actually
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 1:32, archived)
# stop calling my ladies men and my men ladies
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 1:42, archived)
# it hurts their feelings
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 1:42, archived)
# you are right though, the measurement system makes no sense.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 1:43, archived)
# sowwy
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 1:49, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT MY LEGS, EH???
top tit
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 2:34, archived)
# u.g.l.y
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:04, archived)
[challenge entry] yum!
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 1:12, archived)
# cheap


nesting
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 12:56, archived)
# budgie smuggling
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 13:37, archived)
# O_O
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:05, archived)
# Ice Lollies!

(, Wed 10 Sep 2014, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] illumahealthy
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 23:37, archived)
# The all seeing eye of saurkraut
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 8:18, archived)
# A bit of progress with a painting I'm working on
nipples not corrected yet before you say anything! XD

Click for bigger (309 kb)

(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:19, archived)
# The nipples don't...
...oh ;) Nice!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:21, archived)
# fuuuuckkk ooo
XD I know I know lol. I should have painted a third nipple on there.
Or a ballbag.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 23:21, archived)
# wanks
HARD
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 23:49, archived)
# this one
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 15:06, archived)
# Looks nothing like Jimi Hendrix
And what's with the weird nips, tits? :)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:28, archived)
# I'll do my lower half next week
fnar fnar
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:30, archived)
# I love how they follow you around the room...
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 21:29, archived)
# *nipple stares*
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 22:13, archived)
# it is user name appropriate
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 21:55, archived)
# behold
the tits! XD staring into your soul.
if you have one.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 22:31, archived)
# I don't like to talk about our souls.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 23:19, archived)
# Nice tits!
Hmmm, maybe punctuation is important
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 0:30, archived)
# You haven't had the tattoo done
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 6:52, archived)
# Is it wrong to suggest.....
this person looks like the spinny head peado man?
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:42, archived)
# :)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:17, archived)
# Here is a version for the FP!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:18, archived)
# Yeah but
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 21:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Beautiful
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 22:47, archived)
#

(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 1:21, archived)
# Oh go on then, FP THIS NOW
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 21:44, archived)
# I agree!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 22:17, archived)
# Hahaha
FP Now!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 23:23, archived)
# would
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:26, archived)
# yay!
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 9:45, archived)
# "YAY, we're preggars!"
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:44, archived)
# "Your mother sucks corgis in Hell."
Too soon?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:51, archived)
# Also, "STOP!! HAMMERSTEIN!!"
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:31, archived)
# hahaha, or . . .
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:38, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 18:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:19, archived)
# heh
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 21:40, archived)
# WHEEE-DOGGIE
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:46, archived)
# Hahahaha

(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:32, archived)
# Christ, is that the Crack Fox?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:59, archived)
# Yikes
Never trust cats or cows.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 23:35, archived)
# Crank them out on cue
Blilliant
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 23:27, archived)
# Oh Rob,
Another eight months of royal preggars hysteria.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 2:55, archived)
#
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:12, archived)
# JJ!
I haven't been on regularly for ages but all I heard was you don't post anymore, but here you are!
*hugs*
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:29, archived)
# What they said is that JJ doesn't post furry porn anymore is all
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:35, archived)
# aw
*pulls jogging bottoms up*
*reassures train conductor*
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:42, archived)
# Is that a hint of disappointment?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:46, archived)
# I like your stuff
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:50, archived)
# I think I'll start posting Sequential Art here again. I miss the vitriol.
In the meantime, here's a sample from my next comic:
.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:57, archived)
# Please do.
It's a bit hit-and-miss when I do check for more.

*brushes off dust and checks gas under vitriol distillery*
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:59, archived)
# surely piss-taking is the whole point of this place
dA is the place to go for unconditional praise
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 18:21, archived)
# Unconditional Piss?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:13, archived)
# Boiling praise?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:15, archived)
# take piss AND conditioner into the shower?
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:19, archived)
# Not any more! Not since I stopped using conditioner
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:29, archived)
# yes! This I like.
it's not just the furry pornfodder I like. It's the style as a whole.
As I like to stay of internet-drama-lolz, I would sit quietly back with a box of popcorn while others gleefully scorned you
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 20:49, archived)
# ^this
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 2:36, archived)
# Ever since I went self-employed, I've actually had to do work during the day.
:D
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:45, archived)
# Yeah, that's the problem I foudn with self-employment
the boss is a cunt and never listens to reason
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:11, archived)
# I got fired on the first day :(
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 19:18, archived)
# Sue for wrongful dismissal
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 21:12, archived)
# Bitter Together...
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:37, archived)
# haha, nice to have you back
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] In a World where fruit and veg dominate.
Where surnames are rearranged.
Where an extra letter is added.*
VLADIMIR TURNIP WATCHES AND WAITS.


*And the end result is very weak indeed...
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:24, archived)
# terrible skin condition
I'd hate to see the state of his nips
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:30, archived)
# Don't start me on the poor man's tatties.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] What-ho
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:18, archived)
# I'd say he's more of a stoner.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:39, archived)
# Aye...
pip pip is his mate with an apple for a head.
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 16:30, archived)
# Brian "I Love The" Cox
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 18:38, archived)
# poor Bean doesn't have any eyes
he's trying his best
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 2:40, archived)
# I swear this did seem a lot funnier in my own head....
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 14:58, archived)
#
actulol
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 14:59, archived)
#
Yay! My head feels better :)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:05, archived)
# It's just the sort of thing Kenny Baker WOULD say!!
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:22, archived)
# id pay to watch that match
fucking genius
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:00, archived)
# is that just a word for veg tho?
Woo Yay
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Oof
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 14:59, archived)
# New currency for Scotland
What ARE they going to be using if Queeny can't be on the money any more?

Click for bigger (383 kb)
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:56, archived)
#
I reckon that could be too small...
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 12:59, archived)
# ha! when I tried to load...
s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/68966/1410177295/10Poonds.png

...into my image editor, I got a warning about attempting to digitally process currency
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 13:27, archived)
# EURion Constellation.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EURion_constellation

Now, *that* could be an image challenge
(, Tue 9 Sep 2014, 0:34, archived)
#
I reckon they'd go for a blue X rather than a red X
(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 14:51, archived)

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