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# meh.. too hot to sleep
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 12:08, archived)
# You have a very high opinion of yourself...
I'm too sexy for my shirt.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 13:28, archived)
# you calling my mum a liar punk? :)
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:37, archived)
# If that's the effect talking to your Mum has on you then I no longer wish to converse, Skate-Boi.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:12, archived)
# replace skate-boi with freak and thats what she said
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:20, archived)
# he looks very bored
considering
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:47, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 11:49, archived)
# haha!
o'brien, well you came and you gave without taking
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 13:59, archived)
# Commander Powell: [in cryogenic deep freeze after passing away] Tell me Doolittle. How are the Dodgers doing?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 7:45, archived)
# stupidly quite funny
also a tidbit of useless information, I worked on Romper Stomper years ago doing special effects with Film Trix. before Russel went from domestic (even though he is a kiwi) to international twat,
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 9:20, archived)
#
Nice. That scene of the fight with Chinese and Skinheads is one of the most intense pieces of cinema. Excellent film that. I'm not actually a skinhead though, There's a road sign 100yds from my house which says "Rompa". I'm quite a peaceful fellow. Until somebody fucks with my shed.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 11:23, archived)
# yes I saw a post of yours from a while ago about it.. with pics even IIRC
or maybe it was a link to google streetview..
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 11:34, archived)
# ha!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] shit one
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 6:57, archived)
# might be shit but it's good shit*
happy toking



*shit-old reference for hash
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Even the Ling kiked Rev. Spooner
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 4:32, archived)
# haha not bad, not bad at all =)
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 10:13, archived)
# back to the well.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 2:03, archived)
[challenge entry] You mean the West Germans on one side, the Mexicans on the other & me right smack in the middle?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 0:44, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 1:03, archived)
# Oh I'd like to see that movie.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 1:10, archived)
# I know what your thinking
Did he use 3 or 4 fingers... oh no hold on wrong movie. That's the real dirty one
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 1:42, archived)
# a fistful of fingers
Double L frogbeat
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 2:04, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 3:57, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 10:13, archived)
# The Baba Lazarook
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 22:25, archived)
#
"A rumbling sound, than three sharp knocks
My wife tells me there is a block in your toilet."
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 22:29, archived)
# Fuck yeah
Mega click
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 22:56, archived)
# Cor!
That's a rare thing.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 23:13, archived)
# Wierd I just finished watching that film...
Not scary enough.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 23:23, archived)
# Agreed!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 1:11, archived)
# ^this^
I liked it, but felt strangely meh at the end
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 7:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Best I could do with da skillz shortage...
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 22:10, archived)
# Well I think it's good!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 1:12, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 1:18, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 1:25, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 20:45, archived)
# He pours it in.
He smiles.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 21:32, archived)
# You old sod
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 21:56, archived)
# holy shit! I thought it was getting warm in here.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 22:19, archived)
# We wish you a merry candle.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 22:31, archived)
# Looks like Satan's fence.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 22:43, archived)
#
Crivens!

HCM
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 22:51, archived)
# What are you doing running around with your hair on fire.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 22:54, archived)
# Doffs cap
You B3ta Star
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 0:00, archived)
# 12!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 7:48, archived)
# I'd like to see some difficult clown porn.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 21:55, archived)
# This sounded totally different in my head.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 23:07, archived)
# Actual clown's pocket.
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 0:07, archived)
# Ahahaha
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 4:00, archived)
# Got a shipload of birthday messages today....


Yes I am answering everybody, in chronological order with the lyrics of "In Da Club".
Explaining that is more fun than saying "Thank you" for the 3rd time.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 20:27, archived)
# You have 3 friends?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 20:35, archived)
# Including my sockpuppet acounts?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 21:03, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 20:36, archived)
# THanks
For the...
...
Fuck lift birthday mega cupcake thing.

And who is Pedro?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 20:50, archived)
# oh smellysaminparis
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 21:34, archived)
# Pedro is a shit MOD :(
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 21:52, archived)
# Pedro MOD's shit?
Works on /talk then?
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 0:59, archived)
# I made it special for mofaha...OBV
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 22:01, archived)
# wow, how kind of you to create a thing especially for mofaha on his special day
you really are a kind person thing.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 22:20, archived)
# inoryt
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 22:41, archived)
# Don't the lyrics get rather
problematic soon after that?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 20:37, archived)
# I'll have to do some explaining
to whomever get the chorus.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 20:49, archived)
# I smoke too much


Work in progress but might leave it there; not sure if the skull is too subtle. I think the bewbs are subtle enough.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 18:44, archived)
# What skull? : )

boing!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 19:11, archived)
# I think I over-bewbed
for a B3tan audience.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 19:13, archived)
# Perhaps but we do appreciate the arts!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 19:18, archived)
# People keep asking me if they can buy them
Embarrassing.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 19:33, archived)
# That is embarrassing. How much were they?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 19:42, archived)
# Free
It isn't fine art.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 19:54, archived)
# To clarify.
Yes, it is airbrush and pencil. But also smudge, blur and lots of 'redo'.
I have never denied that anyone could do it, if they wanted to.
I just like doing stuff that I'd have on my wall.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 20:09, archived)
# Still good and put a little life into this cemetery .
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 20:33, archived)
# :o)
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 20:34, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 19:13, archived)
# Very nice indeed
This has made me need a smoke right now though.
Woo!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 19:13, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 19:14, archived)
# Ding dong!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 19:55, archived)
# Hubba hubba!
with all due respect.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 20:05, archived)
# We know it's all smoke and mirrors.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 20:11, archived)
# As I get older
it is more smoke and a darn sight less mirrors.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 20:27, archived)
# o/\o
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 20:32, archived)
# Only 42% sorry
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 20:41, archived)
# HaHa!!!! Still would!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 20:43, archived)
# OBVS
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 20:44, archived)
# ^
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 22:42, archived)
# bloody LOL
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 20:46, archived)
# Great touch on the smoke!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 21:06, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 21:53, archived)
# Proper lols
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 1:22, archived)
# Hahaha lovely
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 4:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahahha:D
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:51, archived)
# Bewbs. There, I said it.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 22:40, archived)
# She is a bit
over-bewbed, and I apologise.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 23:26, archived)
# Unless you're going the full Lolo Ferrari I don't think you can be overbewbed.
I like 'em...
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 14:31, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry about this..
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:55, archived)
# Go to your room and think about what you've done.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:56, archived)
# bbuuuutttttt....
mmmMMMmmMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOMMMMMM!
*sulks*
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 18:01, archived)
# you should be
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 18:04, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 18:38, archived)
[challenge entry] There! Good as new.

(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:31, archived)
# oh no! he has head limpets!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:35, archived)
# Don't we all, in our own different ways, have head limpets?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:54, archived)
# i suppose we do
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:55, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 18:28, archived)
# Hat of the Land.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 18:40, archived)
# my eye be fucked
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:13, archived)
# Yeah, mine doesn't feel right today. Must get it seen to.

(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:22, archived)
# looks like the inside of a lamb's heart
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:23, archived)
# Well, your eyelashes look like caterpillar legs.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:26, archived)
# i refuse to pluck
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:30, archived)
# oh no
no no no no no
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:56, archived)
# still looks better than mine feels
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 18:04, archived)
# : (
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 18:08, archived)
# it's been 5 days
since i had my cataract done. it's still completely bloodshot, very painful, constantly drying out and watering, stinging, burning and stopping me from going anywhere without sunglasses. the other eye was fine!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 18:13, archived)
# how long will this last?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 18:15, archived)
# no idea
was supposed to be fine straight after, which it clearly isn't. seems the stitches are causing 'corneal irritation'. it's not irritated, it's fucking furious!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 18:20, archived)
# I got it covered
I sacrificed a cow earlier, so expect it to feel better aaaanytime now.
: )
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 18:29, archived)
# hahahahaha
i'd settle for being able to read without magnification and being able to open the blinds! speaking of which, better get home for my eye drops!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 18:35, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:40, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 18:28, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 19:13, archived)
# FPTHIS NOW
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 21:36, archived)
# whoa
fp and shit, etc...
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 22:49, archived)
# Yeah!
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 4:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Q&S

(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 16:54, archived)
# Well that's just silly
therefore *click*
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 16:57, archived)
# this contains dragons
i approve.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 16:59, archived)
# Brilliant. Apart from the Pedro bit.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:19, archived)
# *votes for pedro*
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:26, archived)
# sea what i did there....
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 15:45, archived)
# hoping to catch a dogfish?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 16:15, archived)
# We know what you are hoping they catch!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 16:23, archived)
# the surgeon that did my eye?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 16:27, archived)
# why oh why do u bother!!!
WOO!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 16:52, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 16:56, archived)
#
hahaha
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Vin Diesel's best if you ask me
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 15:15, archived)
# Brilliant!!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 15:18, archived)
# *hearty round of applause*
Excellent!
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 15:25, archived)
# *blush*
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 15:52, archived)
# Old age has slowed my brain but I got there in the end! Capital work, Sir. Simply capital.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 16:35, archived)
# Thargaret Matcher?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 16:37, archived)
# Yeah, it's about a dating service for cavewomen.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 16:56, archived)
# Or transvestite editors of 2000AD.
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:20, archived)
# http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0134847/
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:27, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:35, archived)
# Blitch Pack?
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:45, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:40, archived)
# genius
(, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 20:48, archived)
# \o/
(, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 5:22, archived)

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