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[challenge entry] i found this and think it should win...
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:56, archived)
# Atlantis NVR FRGT
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 17:21, archived)
# i like this
a lot
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 21:08, archived)
#
╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong killer whale ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no barnacles ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 21:28, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] four year old repost
not even a fish

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 21:36, archived)
# it's fish enuf for me

╔═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ you are a beautiful strong killer whale ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no barnacles ~ ~ ~ ~
╚═════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ════════════════╝
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 21:47, archived)
# you terrible aquaracist
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 21:48, archived)
# they all look the same with their fins and tails
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 21:48, archived)
# seeds of hate, eh?
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 21:49, archived)
#
t k
(, Sat 19 Sep 2015, 0:51, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 19 Sep 2015, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] i feel i'll be pea'ing a lot this week
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:55, archived)
# Lovely Smash!!
:D
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:57, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 16:00, archived)
# Is that a banger she's got under her fin?
Has she thought about how she's going to light it?
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 18:08, archived)
# i like this
...ever-so-slightly less than 'a lot'
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 21:09, archived)
# mantis shrimp?
otherwise it would have to get on land to rid the world of mantis. (or manta, manatee).
(, Sun 20 Sep 2015, 22:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:35, archived)
# Coincidence?
I think not
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:35, archived)
# haha very good!
raysian elephant
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:41, archived)
# no Youraysian
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:44, archived)
# lacist
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
This will cheer Smash Monkey up XD
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:44, archived)
# sorting all my other shit out cheered me up
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:13, archived)
# but how does it harrumph?
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:46, archived)
# Terrible.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 18:09, archived)
# thanks for the fp unsub**
i'd foresee a very happy ending to your day if somebody were to name names

**unknown subject, a word created by the writers of criminal minds as though it were really a thing and then annoyingly used at least eighteen times per scene thus causing a growing number of deaths after it became the trigger for a drinking game.
(, Sat 19 Sep 2015, 1:42, archived)
# No need to thank me.
(, Sat 19 Sep 2015, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry] *insert star wars joke here*
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:17, archived)
# Inserts total Star Wars joke;
Jar Jar Bloody Binks.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Sole Gallagher
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 9:57, archived)
# What's the Story
Morning John-Dory
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:20, archived)
# alright our squid.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:21, archived)
# You're my
flounderwall
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:48, archived)
# *guilty chuckle*
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 16:35, archived)
# Don't look back! An angler!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 18:22, archived)
# Tits!
Your painting skillz have derailed a bit
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Ladles and gentlemon! I give you.... the blowjob fish!!!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:24, archived)
# ok, well, if nobody else will...
...**unzips**
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 21:10, archived)
# Super Topical Toap!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:20, archived)
# I followed the link
and it seems appropriate that under a microscope gonorrhoea looks like testicles
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:45, archived)
# Fake. More than 3 pubes per ball.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 18:24, archived)
# Thanks for keeping up standards here, someone has to do it
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 22:26, archived)
# Like this?
Ayup Lois, thar's got t'clap luv, 'appen get thesen darn clinic sharp like.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 17:07, archived)
# If it takes a long time to get rid of it
Is it the slow clap?
(, Sat 19 Sep 2015, 14:38, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 3:09, archived)
# only 9 years?
n00b
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 3:34, archived)
# bully.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 9:58, archived)
# It's cool...
*checks years/FP ratio*
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:47, archived)
# 100% Fucklift. Eat a candle for me.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:00, archived)
# why you little!.....
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:48, archived)
# :(I)
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 22:10, archived)
# i no rite
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:18, archived)
# \o
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 3:38, archived)
# Buggy b3taday!!! \o/ Yay!!!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 4:38, archived)
# O_O
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 5:38, archived)
# Fire Cake
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:20, archived)
# fish cake
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 22:28, archived)
# Hahah FUCK you'ae,r b3taday
Oooooh and on a Friday!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 7:11, archived)
# oh snap
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:15, archived)
# special

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 7:12, archived)
# Forgot the candle

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 7:20, archived)
# Smugly
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:47, archived)
# Re-gifted from last year......
....ya cheap bastard.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:21, archived)
# Wahey!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 7:36, archived)
# I feel the love.
Is that a pear in your pocket?
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:23, archived)
# I take it the nun, the bear and Hitler couldn't make it to the party?
Congrats!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 7:56, archived)
# A few years ago they did. I think they have now dieded :(
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 9:59, archived)
# cuz they smokes candlez
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:33, archived)
# You're joking...right?!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:17, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 9:18, archived)
# sock it to me
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:24, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:21, archived)
# ...it's one small step for me...
....one giant leap for b3ta and mankind.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:26, archived)
# BOLLOCKS!
\o
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 11:55, archived)
# *blushes*
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:27, archived)
# Candles for a very special boy.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 13:55, archived)
# They're such good dancers.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:28, archived)
# Ogri.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:03, archived)
# !!!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:02, archived)
# One FUCK Beyond.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 16:51, archived)
# Many more!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:17, archived)
# Maybe a few more.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:31, archived)
# HA HA HA!!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:48, archived)
# many candles!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:42, archived)
# I'm gonna burn this place down.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:44, archived)
# sounds like a plan
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 22:22, archived)
# CANDLES!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:41, archived)
# o/'
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 22:05, archived)
# Happy Candles!!!!
WOO :) \o/
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 16:15, archived)
# Thank you, sir!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 22:06, archived)
# Happy Candle day you damn dirty ape !!!
hang on ?
: )
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 22:05, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 0:36, archived)
# if fish just tried a bit of lemon
I bet they'd like it.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 0:39, archived)
# well who doesn't like a bit of lemon.. 'ey.. 'ey? know what i mean hint hint nudge nudge etc..
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 1:07, archived)
# Keith's wife?
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 7:57, archived)
# They already have.
Why do you think their mouths are that shape?
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 8:15, archived)
# Although lemon on fish'n'chips is all sorts of wrong.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 1:05, archived)
# but calamari on the other hand....
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 1:08, archived)
# YOFF!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 3:40, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 7:11, archived)
# more arts
nipples, chest, paedo, necro etc. XD

Click for bigger (351 kb)

(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 0:21, archived)
# Amazing, your head doesn't collapse with the skull removed.
You must be holding your breath... or perhaps a tire-pump up the arsehole.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 0:25, archived)
# exactly that!
I've had this skull (the one I'm holding) for years.
It was in a skip in art college when they were doing it out. Thought it was a shame, so I kept it.
Real human skull!
I call it bob.
XD
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 0:28, archived)
# It was your first victim, wasn't it?
Nice artz as always.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 0:29, archived)
# my twin brother!
: O
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 0:32, archived)
# Amazing! You have teh skillz!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 0:34, archived)
# but dey pay no billz
lol
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 0:35, archived)
# sounds like you've got a great weekend lined up
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 0:42, archived)
# I don't like the pictures drop shadow. It looks too fake
Woo!
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 7:13, archived)
# Excellent work balancing a half of Guinness on your head whilst holding a cabbage.
*hunts for glasses*
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 7:59, archived)
# you are robert llewellyn
aicmfp
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 9:07, archived)
# oh christ!
lol, you're not the first to say that
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:42, archived)
# lovley stuff, as always
your paintings are quite amazing.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 10:19, archived)
# getting there
veeeeeery slowly
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:43, archived)
# You talented bastard.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 18:53, archived)
# I knew him, Horatio.
Bloody good.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:59, archived)
# russ abbot dolphin
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 23:03, archived)
# Abe Flotilla
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] flame grilled :)


(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 18:22, archived)
# This reminds me slightly of a 2000AD short story
in which aliens rescue a drowning human, only to put him in an alien zoo and they think the water is his natural environment so they stick him in a giant tank of water.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 18:30, archived)
# How did that work out for the chap?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:57, archived)
# Needs more ketchup
Woo!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 18:33, archived)
# ketchup you say

no chance,
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 20:07, archived)
# I'm loving these XD
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 21:22, archived)
#

(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:04, archived)
# huzzah!
: D
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 0:28, archived)
# Hahaha \o/
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:54, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 19:42, archived)
# Mom, it stopped swimming. We'll have to get another one.
Yay!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 23:05, archived)
# Fishy love
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 1:41, archived)
# Taps on glass, hard.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 20:31, archived)
# Nice
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 20:50, archived)
# you should use a different blend. This makes their poop all gross
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:37, archived)
# Tastes like real burgers.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 14:35, archived)
# JEZ....<dum dum dum dum dum > AHHHH ahhhhhhhhh
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 17:58, archived)
# That's how jimmy saville looks when he visits me in my dreams
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 17:59, archived)
# *imagines fight with Emperor Camering the Merciless*
So, Moog, any more Professor Elemental videos on the way?
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 18:00, archived)
# Funny you should ask...
... there's actually a new one out by early November!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 18:10, archived)
# Hurrah!
If rob ever makes any more b3ta interviews, I'd like to see him interview the Prof.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Often found at the bottom of the Rhine.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:37, archived)
# Truly terrifying :(
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:41, archived)
# i just want to pluck those tendril things off her face
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:47, archived)
# But
what do you think about the picture?
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Thankfully now there is more proper space for shrink wrapped edibles
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:33, archived)
# arf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozB9fD48pFk
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] pea for the compo, something cheerful as i'm very much not.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:26, archived)
# Seems quite surprised to be wearing a hat, no matter how jaunty it looks.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:29, archived)
# he's got a 7 second memory
he forgot he was wearing it, that's why he's surprised
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:36, archived)
# who forgot he was wearing what?
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 15:49, archived)
# Is it Oct 4th yet?
/runs like fuck
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:30, archived)
# froggy, you're treading on slush, never mind thin ice
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] aww...
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:17, archived)
# bottom looks like a sports sock
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:23, archived)
# pfft.. you said bottom.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:45, archived)
# yes. yes i did.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:48, archived)
# At first glance, I thought he was wearing Bermuda's and had lost his legs below the knee.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:25, archived)
# that's how bermuda shorts were invented.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:46, archived)
# Merbear
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 19:36, archived)
# Lovely.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Barely-evolved furious flapper seen scouring the shoreline
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:13, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:24, archived)
# Pffffft!
You big silly.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Fish you were here.

(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:03, archived)
# Delicate Sound of Flounder.
Piper at The Gates of Prawn.
Atom Carp Mother.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 16:23, archived)
# In the Fish
Welcome to the Bream
The Happiest Dabs on our Lines
Another Stickback in the Whale
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 17:23, archived)
# Longfish is Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 19:37, archived)
# FP THIS NOW
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 20:50, archived)
# ummm


hmmmm
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 0:35, archived)
# Don't be silly.
Clearly meant to rotate 90 degrees. That's why the image is 357 pixels high.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 9:37, archived)
# EELongated
(, Thu 17 Sep 2015, 21:23, archived)
# gulf sale
(, Fri 18 Sep 2015, 0:06, archived)

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