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# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 17:11, archived)
# wondered where they'd dumped them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 17:13, archived)
# They were finally told the interest rate was astronomical
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 17:14, archived)
# The Martian has been nominated for a Golden Globe in the Best Comedy/Musical category, can only assume its a typo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 17:02, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 16:42, archived)
# LVG?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 21:08, archived)
# who knew...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 8:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Bee-Jesus
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 16:13, archived)
# hehe
and their classic hit:

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 10 Dec 2015, 18:27, archived)
# Oh lordy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 21:21, archived)
# the Lord was unkind to the Beegee Brothers :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:01, archived)
# Or....

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 6:36, archived)
# Justin Lee Collins is looking well
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 9:19, archived)
# are you using the whole fist doc?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:02, archived)
# Slap kirk
ronseal

www.slapkirk.com/
(maximcondor, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 16:10, archived)
# Fine lurkage.
*cough* /links
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 16:23, archived)
# I CANT STOP SLAPPING!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 16:38, archived)
# fierce :D
got about 14 sps
#plentyofpractice
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 10 Dec 2015, 16:39, archived)
# i couldn't get past 12.5
...and that was with my wanking hand
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 16:58, archived)
# ...although the sounds were all too familiar
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 17:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 17:26, archived)
# He's grown.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 17:42, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 17:51, archived)
# FP that then!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 20:49, archived)
# *phones web sheriff*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 22:22, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] "You want bread & wine? I gotta plenty!"


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(King Klimson This is my bored sig., Thu 10 Dec 2015, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 16:22, archived)
# Smug bastard
(gijoel, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 21:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I can has cheezeburkha?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 15:41, archived)
[challenge entry] How to make a shit thing, even shittier!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 14:58, archived)
# i'm confused by the word "top"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 15:15, archived)
# "Top" is the end you put the wig on
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 20:48, archived)
# Special edition Tarantino chocolate thins
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 14:32, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!
vinegar???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 14:37, archived)
# Nice
So that's what the cat left me this morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 15:03, archived)
# I'm eating!
what, no gooseberry & raisin? :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 15:13, archived)
# fucking Nestle cunts
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 10 Dec 2015, 15:35, archived)
# added hatefulness
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 15:46, archived)
# they love it :D
do you think they'll do a dead baby special edition for Xmas?

#thatllmakethemfeelrealyashamed
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 10 Dec 2015, 16:40, archived)
# MMMMMM......Liver and marmite.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 20:17, archived)
# Liquorice???
Food of the Gods
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 22:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
Marmite chocolate and liquorice chocolate are actually pretty nice. Not convinced by oyster chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 6:26, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE* - ADD RELIGION

Experts have called for there to be less religion in schools this week which has obviously upset a few people.
So lets help them out (or show them why it was suggested) by adding good and bad religiousness to everything else.

*TRUMP MINI CHALLENGE CONTINUES AS WELL (UNTIL WE'RE BORED OF HIM)
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 13:56, archived)
# there's good religiousness?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 14:00, archived)
# You just need to open your heart and let in the light of Our Saviour Jesus Christ Amen Hallelujah.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 14:01, archived)
# not a chance
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 14:19, archived)
# Ah go on. You get to be judgmental and sanctimonious and fiddle with kids and vulnerable women.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 15:22, archived)
# i'd rather be bitchy, sarcastic and drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 15:35, archived)
# Ah, an anglican then.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 22:19, archived)
# Yep
I had you down as a nonce from the start
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 14:52, archived)
# that particular baby would be over 2000 years old now
he's a necrononce
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 14:55, archived)
# I'm only fucking the baby so I can have a go on the Virgin Mother's tits.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 15:23, archived)
# obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 15:35, archived)
# hahaha, it's Joan Baptiste!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=towd9vZWDJg
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh God! here's some god added to some art.

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 15:22, archived)
# Animate it!
please.
(teasus likes tea, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 19:50, archived)
# if only i knew how...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 8:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Trump n Grind


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(chimpola, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 13:18, archived)
# there are simply not enough types of wrong for this to be
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 13:39, archived)
# hot
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 10 Dec 2015, 14:04, archived)
# you sicken me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 14:19, archived)
# hotter
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 10 Dec 2015, 15:36, archived)
# you saucy flirt!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 15:59, archived)
# well madame...
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 10 Dec 2015, 16:42, archived)
# Hello new person
Welcome
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 14:41, archived)
# Cheers Guys
Thanks, long time lurker
(chimpola, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 12:52, archived)
# Brucie?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 13:05, archived)
# it is now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] eLO
(chimpola, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 12:41, archived)
# elo and welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 12:51, archived)
# I thought it was this to start with :D
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 10 Dec 2015, 15:35, archived)
# :)
Oh, there's just no pleasing you !

I prefer yours to be honest!
(chimpola, Fri 11 Dec 2015, 12:09, archived)
# I'm just standing on the shoulders of giants


that is you isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 11 Dec 2015, 13:52, archived)
# Evil Woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] i like a good trump
especially with my morning piss

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 10 Dec 2015, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] wahh wahh wahh!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 10 Dec 2015, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] *drops and runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 12:03, archived)
# *ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 12:09, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] erm.... this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 10:59, archived)
# well that's a half bone right there
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 10 Dec 2015, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 10:04, archived)
# Seeing as Trump got elected to a mini challenge seems only fair to vote again for this weeks normal one
Internet Christmas - No one does javascript snow any more - how should websites get festive?
Breakfast Cereal - Snap crackle and pop all over the boxes
Websites of the future - WWWhat have we got to look forward to?
Religion things up - People called for less religion in schools this week, so put it in to other things.


Vote quick and we'll start this afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 8:50, archived)
# F
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 9:06, archived)
# fuck off, god
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 9:12, archived)
# Axel F
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 10:05, archived)
# B for Bobby Brown (formerly of New Edition)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 10:11, archived)
# Religion. We all need religion. Atheists are insufferable dickweeds.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 11:30, archived)
# Religion
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 11:46, archived)
# B for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 12:22, archived)
# F
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 13:18, archived)
# F
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 13:33, archived)
# super cerial
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 23:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Shurely bindun
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 5:34, archived)
# you may fire when ready
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 5:53, archived)
# ok
you're fired.

Not sure why though
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 6:58, archived)
# Shopped pics only
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 2:02, archived)
# Haha
Trumpse
(OTT, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 8:13, archived)
# HAHAHA
works so well
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 9:51, archived)
# Winner.
(blah di blah di blah blah, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 11:36, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 13:47, archived)
# well laets face it,
it does constantly spew greasy shits
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 10 Dec 2015, 14:13, archived)
# 8D
Chief Tory Cunt Cameron Goatse b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 14:45, archived)
# First day back here in years....
.......and it's still the same.

Love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Thu 10 Dec 2015, 18:56, archived)

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