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(Kubrick2001, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:47, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Icke'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:32, archived)
# yes. yes he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] The gods have desserted us!

Full colour/size
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:51, archived)
# amazing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:57, archived)
# Hahaha
Now there's a film that I wouldn't mind being 're-made' :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:58, archived)
# There was a really shitty TV version about 15 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:03, archived)
# Ooh, missed that.
Mind you, nice to remember it in all its charm ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:06, archived)
# The full horror revealed:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrQZTMmRqhU
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:09, archived)
# Ah! yes. Remember it now...
...oh dear :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:11, archived)
# SyFy bargain basement FX
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:14, archived)
# looks like Game of Thrones
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:15, archived)
# Blasphemer!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:16, archived)
# less meat than the average Gregg's
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:02, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:05, archived)
# Aces!
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:47, archived)
# Pudding!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:55, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 17:56, archived)
# haha
excellent
(ynotchat, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 20:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 21:07, archived)
# Beautiful, just beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 12:52, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 27 Jun 2016, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] it would've been a different war.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] hmph...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:43, archived)
# stop sulking!
it's a lovely sunny day!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:04, archived)
# too hot
forgot my swimmers too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:19, archived)
# i'm on pills that make me more prone to sunburn
so i'm going out in the garden soon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:20, archived)
# To get a delightfully British shade of red?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:22, archived)
# i don't go red any more
i've been sunburned so often that now i actually tan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Beau Gest
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:34, archived)
# the only man whose spitting image puppet looked as lifelike as he does
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:11, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:24, archived)
# I like how you've perfectly matched
the pose of the body with the facial expression.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 21:15, archived)
# Do you have its phone number, please? Asking for a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 23:49, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:13, archived)
# A vote to leave is a vote for the Great Old Ones.

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:38, archived)
# Fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:42, archived)
# Yays!!
\O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:48, archived)
# He's not a racist because he's related to fish people.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 13:25, archived)
# So you're saying he's not a Fishist?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 13:48, archived)
# I think those accusations are wearing a bit fin.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 20:20, archived)
# Heheh
"What have you done to it? What have you done to its eyes?"
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 13:41, archived)
# gibbering chinless cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 13:43, archived)
# nicely :-)
don't forget to vote
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:18, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:14, archived)
# Aaargh 8D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:54, archived)
# Nice!
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 23 Jun 2016, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Duc a l'orange.
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:07, archived)
# Could probably do with a few more minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry]

Major General Ben Turpin was responsible for hundreds of un-necessary deaths during the Great War, sending troops in entirely the
wrong direction. He was killed by a German hand-grenade, which he didn't see coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry] pea time!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:03, archived)
# haha
Turpin was a sniper I believe
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry] David and Boris go at it!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:21, archived)
# WOW
voms
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:21, archived)
# Ace Jiffing there
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:26, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:46, archived)
# Good God!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:54, archived)
# REVENGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:45, archived)
# FASTER!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:38, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 13:54, archived)
# Oh, Hai, Dekionplexis!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't Panic, Don't Panic...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 13:07, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 13:07, archived)
# To be fair he does look like a pig.
(gijoel, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:20, archived)
# Well yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:30, archived)
# To be fair he does look like a pig.
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:53, archived)
# Shopped photos only please
(gijoel, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 20:29, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 17:42, archived)
# This is giving me the horn
in a bad way
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 16:52, archived)
# Ffs
Won't don't?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 17:43, archived)
# Fuck sake
That's chain locks ruined for good then
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 19:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 24 Jun 2016, 10:32, archived)
# Fuck i love this :D
(herman:D, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] lolz #bigbang
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Capt. George Formby, Royal Naval Commandos (aka "The Banjo Boys", "Banjo Bastards")


In 1942, George Formby, by then a household name, signed up to the fledgling No. 30 Commando unit. Under the guise of entertaining the troops in France, Formby and his unit would often sneak behind enemy lines and launch devastating raids. Many of his songs were inspired by his wartime exploits (and biographers retconned them into his pre-war repertoire under direction of the Naval Intelligence Division).

"When I'm cleaning windows" : Formby, a skilled sniper, held the wartime record for kills through windows.
"Little stick of Blackpool Rock" : "Blackpool rock" was the unit's nickname for rolls of plastic explosive. The unit's biggest success with this was the blowing up of a munitions dump outside Frankfurt.
"Mr Wu's A Window Cleaner Now" : In 1943, 30 Assault Unit gained a new sharpshooter, a refugee from the Hong Kong occupation. Formby taught him how to snipe Germans as soon as they appeared in windows.
"Spotting On The Top Of Blackpool Tower" : the tower in question is of course the Eiffel Tower. Formby used it as a spotting post during the Liberation of Paris in 1944.
"Leaning on a lamp post" : waiting for his contact in the French Resistance to arrive.

In one incident, he successfully sniped an enemy commander. As soon as the body hit the floor, the sun came out from behind the clouds, bathing the scene in warmth. "Turned out nice again, motherf**ker," he whispered to himself as he made his escape. The phrase stuck and he used it repeatedly in his act, if somewhat cleaned up.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:35, archived)
# ha ha
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:36, archived)
# Hahaha
He also went on to invent the 'George Formby Grill' for cooking meat much healthier
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] He loves the smell in the morning...
(SonofRojBlake, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] That's not very tasteful m8!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] *rummages in files*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:41, archived)
# Hahaha perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:52, archived)
#
files flies
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 14:29, archived)
# I'm ashamed to say I laughed heartily at this.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Chaaaaaaaaarge!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:06, archived)
# They must be really far apart from each other.
Been watching this for ten minutes now.
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:19, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] "I can't get his feet in..."
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 9:22, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 9:23, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Ohhhh YES
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:17, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheers :)
Have this also...

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:27, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 10:35, archived)
# he looks a bit like the whicker man
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 11:16, archived)
# ?
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 12:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 9:06, archived)
# it was a dive
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 9:07, archived)
# He would never do such an unsportsmanlike thing!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 9:11, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - CELEBRITY WAR

We're combining two awful things to make one great one. Pit celebrities against each other, depict them as Knights on the battlefield, find some joy in the world of Celebrity War.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 8:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Get out!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 9:37, archived)
# There's still hope that common sense prevails...
(AdrianJ, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 8:19, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 8:29, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 9:27, archived)
# morning


Click for bigger (124 kb)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 7:03, archived)
# Evening
(gijoel, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 7:59, archived)
# oh dear lord
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 23 Jun 2016, 8:46, archived)
# Don't be insane, vote remain

(AdrianJ, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 0:22, archived)
# Here, I heard you people like this kind of satirical headswap satires
I heard you people like this kind of satirical headswap satires
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 0:35, archived)
# satire
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Jun 2016, 0:36, archived)

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