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[challenge entry] Who knows


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(barrington, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:37, archived)
# Ahem
Shouldn't that be the Which Blair Project?
(hal9001, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Kermit The Frogger (this cannot be original)
(begoff, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 21:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Boris has utilised his transferable skills to secure a new role high up in The City.

(AdrianJ, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 20:17, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 21:10, archived)
# Arf!
Although he'd probably smash in all the windows because 52% of the workers in the building are sick of the view.

Then refuse to sweep up the glass.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 21:56, archived)
# arf:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:06, archived)
# What a silly billy.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:43, archived)
# Boris Johnson's "Chances of Becoming PM" Machine
Idea for a game.

1. Start with 12 points.
2. Computer randomly chooses a number between 0 and 100.
3. If the chosen number is over 53, double the points.
4. If the chosen number is 53 or below, 0 points, game over.
5. Play again? Yes/No
6. If Yes, goto 2.

At first you seem to do well and there is always the temptation to double your points. Sometimes you get way high points. But keep trying and you end up with 0 in the end. Always.

I tried this on a friend and he was well into it, like compulsive, straight away. I found the winning threshold for maximum addictiveness was about 53. Less than this, you seemed to make little progress in the points. More than this, you seemed to lose too soon.
(pip2, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 17:52, archived)
# The fuck is wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 18:12, archived)
# You missed out the bit where Murdoch's bloodless little squirt of a glove puppet
takes all your points and calls you a clown.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 18:13, archived)
# So when do you think Murdoch will put in a bid for the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 18:19, archived)
# When the Saudis are sick of it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 19:22, archived)
# I was bored enough
jsfiddle.net/oxbsyzwc/
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 18:26, archived)
# cheerss :D
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 8:47, archived)
# I'm still waiting for it to animate....
(dognutz, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 19:18, archived)
# Hahaha
You're stupid
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 19:21, archived)
# *your*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 20:13, archived)
# Their stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 20:20, archived)
# and there full've shit
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 21:53, archived)
# all gay?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 20:33, archived)
# Pedro this was my best post in ages and you had to spoil it didn't you
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 18:05, archived)
# Apropos of nothing


except an olde image challenge I never entered
(Comic pas, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 17:08, archived)
# Quality seams
Don't think I'd get on board. No fuel and overheating whilst approaching a Stop sign at 50mph...

He also seems to have a cinema chasing him in is rear view mirror
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Hadn't realised that Game of Thrones was a party political broadcast for Theresa May.
(Stoneage_Romeo, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 16:52, archived)
# Where is the "I Fear This" button?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 17:37, archived)
# You spelt 'Spluffed over' rong.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 1 Jul 2016, 22:19, archived)
# I love this
OBVS
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 18:15, archived)
# Winter is coming
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 21:07, archived)
# WRONG
Winter is here!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 2 Jul 2016, 6:57, archived)
[challenge entry] You can take the Bear out of the wild, but...
(AdrianJ, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 15:57, archived)
# How French
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 18:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I think the strain is starting to show...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 15:48, archived)
# well, he's not had his nap
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 15:52, archived)
# :)
twitter.com/mockeree/status/730327897920122880
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 16:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 16:22, archived)
# Ian Hislop is looking well
(I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 16:41, archived)
# All the political crap has been depressing me, so here's some medicinal norkage.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 15:25, archived)
# no sexy men?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 15:28, archived)
# *rakes around archive*.....this is all I got.....

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 15:32, archived)
# an elephant seal accidentally crushing one of its own young to death? hardly sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 15:39, archived)
# So this is how he does his film reviews!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 15:51, archived)
# OH! I KNOW WHO YOU MEAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 19:10, archived)
# johnny vegas
monkey and-al
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 21:08, archived)
#
Theresa May private album?
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Found this Yorkie, I've called him 'Sweetums'
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 14:59, archived)
# he looks like a george
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 15:03, archived)
# I want one
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 15:22, archived)
# You bloody don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 19:10, archived)
# news

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 14:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 1 Jul 2016, 14:27, archived)
# what a lovely story
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 14:33, archived)
# i'm waiting for the sequel, five get shafted
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 14:39, archived)
# Hardly a suitable title for a children's book
but I like the cut of your gib.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 1 Jul 2016, 14:44, archived)
# how about five get exiled to peru?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 14:57, archived)
# via Panama
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 1 Jul 2016, 15:25, archived)
# that'd be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 15:27, archived)
# Five get slammed in the butt
by their own butt?
(gijoel, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 21:27, archived)
# dammit, I managed to crop off the last paragraph
which was basically "hahhaahahaha fuck you all"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 14:40, archived)
# He has to be on of the vilest of human beings
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 14:56, archived)
# the competition is tough too
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 15:00, archived)
# Quite. Gove is rather a toad.
Bet he was a right little bastard at school
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 15:13, archived)
# I disliked him before it was trendy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Et Tu... etc... etc...
(AdrianJ, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] "I find your lack of Fuzz disturbing"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Projecting fear
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 13:21, archived)
# oh hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 13:23, archived)
# Bokes!
mind bleech
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 13:32, archived)
# well that's a hornkiller
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 14:58, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 15:23, archived)
# That'll break the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 16:11, archived)
[challenge entry] "That's another fine mess . . ."
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 12:46, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 12:53, archived)
# heehee
That Boris face is ripe for so many 'shops...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 12:57, archived)
# That's well good.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 19:11, archived)
# Afternoon.


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(A Nonny Mouse, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 12:37, archived)
# haha
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 13:18, archived)
# ah ah ah
surely?
(champagnerocker, Sun 3 Jul 2016, 2:53, archived)
# lovely
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] :(

Apologies to Morecombe and Wise, well Eric, Ernie was rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 12:20, archived)
# o_O
controversial comment at the end there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 12:21, archived)
# Haha!
'Rubbish' was perhaps a tad harsh. He was a bit lame. Two Ronnies? BOTH fabulous! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 12:23, archived)
#
who did the 'It Should Be You!' lottery-style poster aimed at Corbett when Barker died?
(ohidunno, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 12:39, archived)
# Nicely
Was never a Ernie fan myself, but I think the pairing needed a character like him to work? The smug little smart-arsed bastard?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 12:50, archived)
# Cheers Q!
Yes, totally agree. A lot of the greats needed a 'fall guy/straight man' :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 12:52, archived)
# you both need to watch some Morecambe and Wise documentaries
the fact that you think Ernie wasn't doing anything much is a credit to how hard he worked.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 13:30, archived)
# Who said he wasn't doing anything?
Just said I wasn't a fan
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] All aboard the Tory Leader Ship.
(AdrianJ, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 12:04, archived)
# Ahahaha awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 12:06, archived)
# "hahaha, not me, I'm off!"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 12:18, archived)
# Terrific.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 19:11, archived)
# The last panel sells it
(gijoel, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 12:46, archived)
# such proud parents
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 12:00, archived)
# Haha
I couldn't watch much of his press conference at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 12:02, archived)
# haha
gormless little prat
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry had to get it out of my head

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Jul 2016, 11:58, archived)

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