Newly discovered photograph of a secret weapon developed by the CIA and US Army made exclusively for the UK:
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 24 Dec 2018, 15:00,
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There's only one thing for it.DEPLOY THE CORBYN TANKS!!!
… oh, it turns out they're largely ineffective.
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Mon 24 Dec 2018, 15:49,
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… oh, it turns out they're largely ineffective.
Wreaking havoc on German rose gardens
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 24 Dec 2018, 15:52,
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OMGZ highly classifiedDid you hack Trump's top secret files?
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:19,
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I don't know if it was his...but the cover of the file said "Sex Robot Project". O_o
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:34,
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More like "No Sex Please We're British Robot Project" Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:38,
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I think it was tampered with.Probably that Bill Clinton.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:42,
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Making some stew today. Not sure if I've used enough garlic, so I drew a flowchart to help me work it out.
Ivana Puliakokov,
Mon 24 Dec 2018, 13:04,
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Why would he eat that microphone, when he has a delicious pudding on his head? :/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 24 Dec 2018, 15:09,
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Come on baby bite my fireI don't think he gave this much thought.
Looks like a bit of a hot head to me.
(Looks like a bit of a hot head to me.
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 24 Dec 2018, 17:26,
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Merry Christmas, B3tans. Have an elf.
JollyJack - a stench from the past,
Mon 24 Dec 2018, 11:26,
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I would fuck a rabbit, but I'd be thinking of a squirrel
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 24 Dec 2018, 13:00,
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Merry ChrimboThank you for the gift of cute :)
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Mon 24 Dec 2018, 13:49,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Christmas Food"){kind=small}
Which reggae singer is perfect for slathering over mince pies or Christmas pudding?Horace Brandy Butter!!!
If this old web forum wasn't such a great way of generating patreon cash from empty promisesI'd say it should be closed down, because this can't be beat!!!
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drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 24 Dec 2018, 11:29,
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Which Reggae Singer is a hybrid
of the Leporidae and Cetacea families of animals ?
Bunny Wailer !!!
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Mon 24 Dec 2018, 12:38,
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of the Leporidae and Cetacea families of animals ?
Bunny Wailer !!!
.
Not Christmas related
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sun 23 Dec 2018, 23:39,
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I thought this was a Christmas Chris Rea referenceThen thought 'funny, it reminds me of that other song from the 80s'.
Then spent a while trying to work out what that song was.
Then couldn't remember who sung it.
But then, woah, it all made sense.
(Then spent a while trying to work out what that song was.
Then couldn't remember who sung it.
But then, woah, it all made sense.
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Mon 24 Dec 2018, 0:42,
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♪♫♬ This is the chode to smell ♪♫♬
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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Mon 24 Dec 2018, 0:53,
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Which reggae singer is the personification of the nursery rhyme and song "Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat"?Maxi Geese!!!
Thanks mate, it's precisely this sort of encouragement that makes me keep generating content for this place.
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Sun 23 Dec 2018, 23:47,
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I've got some more great ideas for Christmas food puns about reggae singers,I hope I don't cross the threshold at which they become ban-worthy.
(,
Sun 23 Dec 2018, 23:58,
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Surely noone would be banned for making inoffensive jokes on a 'humerous' website?
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Mon 24 Dec 2018, 0:33,
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I keep pressing f5 but nobody is responding to my joke belowIs something wrong with b3ta?
Hardly any new posts load when I press f5 either. I hope their server is ok. :/
(Hardly any new posts load when I press f5 either. I hope their server is ok. :/
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 24 Dec 2018, 9:02,
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I like thisWhich growling reggae singer carries blood-soaked ova in bags intended for the carriage of ocular organs?
Grrr egg gory eye-sacks, of course!
(Grrr egg gory eye-sacks, of course!
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 24 Dec 2018, 1:00,
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PhewFaith in humanity restored. Thank you for your interest.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 24 Dec 2018, 9:07,
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*presses f5*Hmmm, something not right here.
( drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Mon 24 Dec 2018, 9:15,
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Chaka Christmas and Pies(Chaka Demus and Pliers)
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 24 Dec 2018, 10:10,
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I've been trying to come up with something for them for ages,nicely done.
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Mon 24 Dec 2018, 11:41,
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Smoking' hot
Nice reindeer detail
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 23 Dec 2018, 21:21,
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Hopefully Last Christmas for Smug BastardYum
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sun 23 Dec 2018, 21:57,
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Be niceHe's a mother.
www.bokelberg.com/EN/search/image/42521/
(www.bokelberg.com/EN/search/image/42521/
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 24 Dec 2018, 0:28,
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New Banksy discovered on Lincolnshire farm building
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 23 Dec 2018, 18:57,
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Butit's supposed to be a brussel sprout
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 23 Dec 2018, 19:38,
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The TurkinatorWhen Christmas dinner fights back
( Pizopop was here,
Sun 23 Dec 2018, 17:19,
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Flaming heckthose parsnips look dangerous
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 23 Dec 2018, 18:16,
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I think this should win the compo mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 23 Dec 2018, 21:58,
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Did you find this?And do you think it should win the compo?
( Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Sun 23 Dec 2018, 22:02,
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Is it Jeremy Corbyn on his way out of Europe? Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 23 Dec 2018, 16:13,
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Kiss the green flying monkey
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 23 Dec 2018, 16:36,
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I always think it looks like a small parrot in flight... Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Sun 23 Dec 2018, 19:33,
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Of course you do!I mean, it's right there.
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 23 Dec 2018, 21:34,
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Nice :)Is that Wales in his pocket or is he just happy to see Ireland?
( Pizopop was here,
Sun 23 Dec 2018, 17:15,
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For all of you tired with turkey here's something I like to call, Santa's Nut Roast
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 23 Dec 2018, 13:50,
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That reminded me of my first b3ta post years backand why I haven't been allowed to decorate Christmas cookies
since :)
(since :)
Pizopop was here,
Sun 23 Dec 2018, 12:51,
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love it!did they make a sandwich?
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Sun 23 Dec 2018, 13:08,
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this happens to to me more occassionaly than I would likeIt's almost enough to put me off my shoplifting
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sun 23 Dec 2018, 12:33,
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Poundland tills talk like Elvisuh huh!
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 23 Dec 2018, 16:17,
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Which reggae singer, who was a member of The African Brothers in the late 1960s and 1970s before embarking on a solo career,is an edible substance or mixture normally consisting primarily of small cut-up pieces of bread or a similar starch and served as a side dish or used to fill a cavity in another food item while cooking?
Tony Stuffing!!!
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Sun 23 Dec 2018, 0:14,
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Tony Stuffing!!!
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