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# Wanksy?
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 24 Jul 2019, 14:21, archived)
# 3 ffs, 3
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 14:24, archived)
#
3 balls ? I didn't know that o.O the man's a freak.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 24 Jul 2019, 14:29, archived)
# uh-oh!
Meh...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 14:45, archived)
#
⚑
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 15:12, archived)
#
😀😁😂😃😄😅😆😉😊😋😎😍😘😗😙😚🙂🤗😇🤔😐😑😶🙄😏😣😥😮🤐
(Vladimir Gluten, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 20:54, archived)
# Sick bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 16:09, archived)
# F.T.M.!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 16:26, archived)
# Forget The Mistake?...NEVER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 18:10, archived)
# One of these...
1) Forward The Mail
2) Fallopian Tube Madness
3) Fuck The Mods
4) Follow The Money
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 20:02, archived)
# Mods!
In what fucking universe do you think it's OK to post that?

It will be removed very soon. Or, possibly, I'll be taking b3ta to court.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 16:25, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 16:26, archived)
# lawyer the fuck up motherfuckers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 17:22, archived)
# He's got history this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmm - hull


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(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 14:04, archived)
# Wouldn't say it was easy to guess if a panelist was lying, but... their lips moved
but... their lips moved
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 13:35, archived)
# Haha!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 24 Jul 2019, 14:00, archived)
# Lee Mack's face says it all
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the old folkies
(plankton, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 12:42, archived)
# Baby Come Hat
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 12:45, archived)
# I quite like that album
The addition of processed meat makes it all the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 13:08, archived)
# The Dud.


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(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 12:15, archived)
# That's just like, your opinion, maaaan...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] And the bullet that was planted in my brain still remains.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 11:09, archived)
# Hello darkness my old friend :-(
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 11:22, archived)
# Their #1 hit(man) album
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 11:32, archived)
# Ha
Perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 12:11, archived)
# In a fridge
in
a troubled
mortuary,
I will lay me down.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 13:57, archived)
#
But I've got to creep down the alley way,
Fly down the highway,
Before they come to catch me I'll be gone.
Somewhere they can't find me.... NOT
(noddin0ff TCA ATT GGA, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 14:53, archived)
# Enlightenment is but a click away!
Please refer to the larger image, i apologise if this has bindun, it was a moment of inspiration after drinking a bottle of wine... Probabaly shouldnt have drunk the wine..




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(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 11:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Neck sounds great
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 24 Jul 2019, 9:57, archived)
# Delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Awful' hasn't stopped me yet
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 3:30, archived)
# :) Shoes on a flamingo! Here's another 'crock.'
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 7:49, archived)
# Oh gawd
(gijoel, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 9:07, archived)
# he just sounds like your typical online commenter
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 9:12, archived)
# Crikey
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 13:32, archived)
# But I can only see one Croc!
Please tell me he's wearing the corresponding Croc under the water, or this image is ruined for me.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 24 Jul 2019, 9:57, archived)
# Indeed there is another CROC®
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Spinning upload indicator
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 24 Jul 2019, 0:05, archived)
# Ew pls
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Jul 2019, 0:22, archived)
# That fucking song...in my head...you bastard!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 0:25, archived)
# Haha. Have you no shame!
That's terrible. I mean great.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 1:23, archived)
# Heroes in a half shell
(97800, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 8:10, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 14:31, archived)
# Thanks for ruining my day.
Can’t forget this. X0
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 16:05, archived)
# With a bra, I feel less of a slut than I did.
Probably, like, 50% less.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 21:52, archived)
# God
This is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Thanks! Then have something not so brill . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Wobbly
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 21:29, archived)
#
Oh it's wonderful...
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 21:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 23:15, archived)
#
b3ta.com/links/1397765
(97800, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 23:19, archived)
# Hey, that's how I answer the phone
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 1:01, archived)
# Boris will have his hands full...
(I helped save b3ta! _le_shat, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 20:36, archived)
# Ok, maybe he can stay
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 20:57, archived)
# Quality satire right there
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 21:26, archived)
# he's the dud
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Wed 24 Jul 2019, 5:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Not precisely a compo because it adds a letter to song title, so sue me :p
Concealed from those who can't handle the sight of bare tits
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 19:08, archived)
# Source? Purely for research reasons, you understand.
(97800, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 19:13, archived)
# I understand but, if I tell you, I'd have to kill you :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 19:24, archived)
# I assume from this they're yours
(97800, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 19:29, archived)
# No, here are my 'bare' tits
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 19:45, archived)
# You want dA >
(97800, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 19:51, archived)
# Limitless b3ta challenge: substitute "tit" for "it" in all movie, song titles, etc.
ooops, I said tit-les 😏
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 20:00, archived)
# 20 goto 10
Stephen King's It
Stephen King's Tit
Stephen King's TTit
Stephen King's TTTit
Stephen King's TTTTit
(97800, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 20:04, archived)
# Buddy Holly: Tit doesn't matter anymore. (sung by some old guy)
Image: Old geezer sitting on a park bench completely oblivious to the buxom babe seated next to him. (Hey, it's a lot faster describing images than it is to shop them.)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 20:21, archived)
# Google 'bathtub woman The Shining'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 19:30, archived)
# eww, she's a little past prime :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 19:53, archived)
# Transformers with tits
(97800, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 22:26, archived)
# Still would.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 23:29, archived)
[challenge entry] GOLF Always believe in your houl.


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(brianismyname, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 16:44, archived)
# Willkommen, Bienvenue, tirer une chaise
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 17:00, archived)
# nice
and welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 17:20, archived)
# Velcum
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 19:36, archived)
# Welcome
What's your name then?
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 21:28, archived)
# This is the stiff
Sorry, stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] ok, so it's one letter and a missing word...shoot me.
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 16:38, archived)
# broken ALL the rules now..

(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I know it's badly done....
(Bobbinns Wrapped in cotton wool, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 16:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 23 Jul 2019, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] mhmhmhmhm
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 15:45, archived)
# In the US, we call those elevators
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 16:00, archived)
# In the UK we spell that elevatours
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 16:14, archived)
# haha!
I don't baelaeieyve you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 16:15, archived)
# In Star Wars it’s Elly Vader.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 16:21, archived)
# {:-D
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 24 Jul 2019, 0:17, archived)
# Urban myth. I have seen those broadcasts from Cape Canaveral
Never heard, 3, 2, 1 we have elevator off
(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 21:32, archived)
# Now, do A Day In The Wife (in which the Fab Four take turns on Yoko)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] mhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 23 Jul 2019, 15:34, archived)

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