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[challenge entry] Eau de parfum du mort
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 20:09, archived)
# pssst! compo it!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 20:14, archived)
# Thanks for the tip.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 21:06, archived)
# choo choo choon
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 21:12, archived)
# old men fighting
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 12:37, archived)
# I'm sure Batman can afford a new cape
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 14:10, archived)
# Batman can now replace his cape with a sweary scarf!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 15:55, archived)
# A sweary scarf? What's that?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 18:51, archived)
# tom baker in the bar after a doctor who convention
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 18:55, archived)
# If one more fucking cunt asks me to sign their packet of jelly babies imma fucking kick off, I swear down bruv
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 19:13, archived)
# quite a long scarf that - could be a bit expensive
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 19:15, archived)
# Wait is it pay per character
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 19:17, archived)
# have you considered the four letter budget range?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 19:22, archived)
# If you pick three from the badger-rogering 'Tourettes' line, you only cunting pay for two and get the 3rd one for fucking free, motherfucker
(, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 14:05, archived)
# it's great! Tell us more, Pedro!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 18:55, archived)
#
You want a scarf that swears? Well you're in fucking luck. Coz Hebro has got your back. And your neck. BUY SWEARING SCARFS

hebtro.co/product/sweary-scarf/
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 19:36, archived)
# hey pedro
i like peas and i like cheese. do you have any recommendations for me? thank you in advance.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 19:40, archived)
# Your loved ones might not allow you to speak with me after I tell you this...
I do not like peas
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 19:43, archived)
# oh pedro!
do you like cheese?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 19:47, archived)
# Absolutely!
Many people don't know this, but I am made of cheese!!!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 19:49, archived)
# you are what you eat
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 19:51, archived)
# YAY!
You are made of pea
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 19:58, archived)
# Pretty Exemplary Artefacts?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 20:02, archived)
# I believe it....Trans Fat
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 20:41, archived)
# ...
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 20:46, archived)
# Did you know about the vote tonight?
It pertains to you.
Tonight we vote on revoking your youtube membership.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 20:52, archived)
# :o(
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 20:55, archived)
# Leave artifus alone!!!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 22:07, archived)
# *snuggles and purrs*
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 22:47, archived)
# I might be slightly trans, but not fat
(, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 0:45, archived)
# Ooooh I hope Camembert
But please don't be cross with me PEGBU when I stuff you with garlic, and bake you in the oven for 30 mince.

Can't wait to spread you on some fresh baguette!

;O)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 1:29, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
PM ME HUN
(, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 1:39, archived)
# :oP
(, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 2:37, archived)
# 30 mince
(, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 20:28, archived)
# I don't trust your link, you said the company is called Hebro but that site is clearly someone else's, not chancing it.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 19:48, archived)
# Not sure I want some of those gentlemen to have my back tbh.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 19:49, archived)
# :(
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 19:57, archived)
# Top marketing strategy though, start advertising winter clothing in the weeks when it's over 90 outside
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 20:02, archived)
# Oh yes...they will have your back.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 20:53, archived)
# The finest British acrylics.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 20:40, archived)
# If only the company was actually called that,
I'm sure they would pay top dollar to advertise on such a high-profile website as this.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 20:44, archived)
# This never happened.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 18:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 18:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 19:15, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 19:19, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 19:32, archived)
# You're an idiot racist cunt
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 20:54, archived)
# ...
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 21:00, archived)
# Ha Ha...subtle! XD
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 21:00, archived)
# Yeah
that's really cunty
(, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 3:10, archived)
# Actually it did when you were looking at catwoman's pointies
(, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 2:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 8:45, archived)
# Hahaha, slave sheeple wearing muzzles, amirite
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 11:06, archived)
# COVID is the biggest hoax ever played on all those people who have died from it
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 13:29, archived)
# Well something had to be invented otherwise all those death certificates would say 5G
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 13:41, archived)
# Would do
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 11:24, archived)
# The sequel, entitled - 'Socially-distanced Human Centipede' , was a box office failure
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 12:40, archived)
# Non invasive surgery
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 12:51, archived)
# Where's the fun in that?!?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 12:57, archived)
# Andy Kaufman would probably agree
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 13:45, archived)
# the platform, on the other hand
is excellent
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 14:12, archived)
# wwe-eee
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:15, archived)
# I've tasted better hat.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 7:06, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 2:51, archived)
# *subscribes*
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:00, archived)
# <3

(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:10, archived)
# Oh man
am salivating now

Thanks EGBU!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:11, archived)
# *coff*textfail*coff
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:11, archived)
#

(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:14, archived)
# Horse is not bacon...jusssayin
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:23, archived)
# Ahh
But bacon is not horse...jusssayin
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:43, archived)
# Pedro IS FAIL though....jusssayin
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:46, archived)
# Pedro
is EGBU with bacon dangling from his nuts
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:48, archived)
# It's PEGBU, not EGBU!!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 12:49, archived)
#
Pedro
Es
Gringo
Bitch
Undoubtably
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 18:10, archived)
# Did you know about the vote tonight?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 18:24, archived)
# How would I know about that, if I don't give a fuck?!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 18:40, archived)
# But it pertains to you.
Tonight we vote on it revoking your established member status
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 19:01, archived)
# Do your worst!*
*Calls Lawyer
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 20:44, archived)
# Did John Waters take this pic?
That's a cling film fantasy
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:25, archived)
# Wow!
I've just discovered if you mute a particular user, then b3ta starts to look just like the old days.

Woohoo!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 2:20, archived)
# [testing testing]
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 2:47, archived)
# HaHa
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 2:50, archived)
# HI I’M KERMIT
Who have you muted?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 2:50, archived)
# Hi Kermit!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 2:51, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 2:53, archived)
# 'Bacon Baps'...Ha Ha Ha!!!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 2:57, archived)
#
Commence the guesswork
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 2:52, archived)
# .......L...............G................?.......uh..........uh..........
Give us a clue. Is it a self-righteous bastard with no sense of b3ta community, essence, or spirit?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 2:57, archived)
# \0/\0/
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:04, archived)
# ^your mute buddy showed up^ XD/
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:28, archived)
#


I think it's the most competitive sport ever
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:39, archived)
# Not competitive if you are playing with yourself.
Ha Ha XD
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:48, archived)
# \0/\0/
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:49, archived)
# Damn
Yev hit the bullseye
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:07, archived)
# OBV
The fool took me off 'Ignore'...bad choice.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:13, archived)
# Going out of his way to be upset.
Before it gets edited or deleted:
b3ta.com/board/11323700
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 9:39, archived)
# Me personally, if I want to be left alone, I go somewhere public and shout about it.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 13:26, archived)
# Top Internet hardmanning there.
I'm still on 2.0, I must be even more unpleasant than atomic.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 14:01, archived)
# Next time you need to badger him more. He likes that. Probably the only real interaction he gets in life. Sad.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 18:08, archived)
# Keep calling him a racist cunt then, gotcha.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 20:50, archived)
# And yes...you are very unpleasant.
That's why I like you. :)
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 18:09, archived)
# You're shit at playing hard-to-get, you know that right?
I mean not as shit as PG-13 is at life, obviously, but then nobody is.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 20:48, archived)
# I say edited, did anyone see last week when he called another user a faggot?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 21:03, archived)
# No offence guys
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 21:04, archived)
# Issues!
Serious mental issues.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 21:11, archived)
# Well, read on....
I just cornered him as to why he chose to centre the Jack Nicholson gif in the context of "gay". I wanted to know why. He said it was an "ism", but I can't get my head around it.

Anyhoo, messaged him and politely asked him to explain. Not looking for a troll fire, but genuinely wanted to know what makes him tick.
So the reply I got was...

"You are wasting my time. Take up this conversation with someone who cares. OK?"

So I replied with...

What, like the moderators?
Is gay bashing an ism?
I don't understand.
Please explain your use of "gay" in the gif. That's perfectly reasonable, and if you can't justify it then even better as far as I am concerned.

OK?


Well, I didn't get a reply. I don't think he likes "faggots".
Ooooops. Now he's blocked me, meaning I don't see any of his posts at all.

Somehow, just muting him was not enough, but because he has blocked me, I see nothing.

Now b3ta really does feel like the old days.

*purrs*

\O/
(, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 2:32, archived)
# Good work.
He needs all that time to make shit gifs and pics, OBV.
(, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 3:17, archived)
# Ha Ha
That's how I started the email, that I was interrupting his time in the creation of shit pics for flooding the mainboard. But decided that was out of order, and swiftly deleted.

Anyhoo, matter closed.

(Man, I'm getting a little bit more wound up with old age)
(, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 3:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 3:29, archived)
# Hello Kermy
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 2:57, archived)
# ๐Ÿธ
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:03, archived)
#
Miss piggy needs some mayo squirted on her baps
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:05, archived)
# OMG
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:09, archived)
#
Can't wait for the climax...


so to speak
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:12, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:19, archived)
# Oh yes!
look at the concentration in the wee fellas eyes
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:24, archived)
# Oh shit....
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:26, archived)
# She's cute, who is that
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 18:25, archived)
# Your mum /ac
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 18:41, archived)
# Meh, I've 'ad 'er
(, Mon 31 Aug 2020, 13:56, archived)
#
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 22:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 22:24, archived)
# haha! yes
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 22:31, archived)
# neck sounds hoarse
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 22:48, archived)
# Ahh...typical Saturday night on b3ta.
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 23:00, archived)
# <s> tinder
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 23:56, archived)
# lol
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 1:06, archived)
# Jeremy can be a righteous dude sometimes!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 1:25, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 2:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 2:57, archived)
# Twice the poo!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 2:59, archived)
# But he can't smell it!
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:04, archived)
# But
we can
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:18, archived)
# Greaseball
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 1:07, archived)
# That's no way to address the Queen.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 2:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:06, archived)
# Ha Ha
Suddenly I want to fuck her tits.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 20:44, archived)
# Pfft, hahaha
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Then I guess this'n here's plum outta th' question ;p
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 23:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?


Bajillions of times probably.
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 19:16, archived)
# Trump's being a bit wobbly on his feet again
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 18:04, archived)
# I'm chris moyles, please forgive me
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 18:09, archived)
#


(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 18:11, archived)
# Thanks for supporting Trump!
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 18:15, archived)
# + now do a picture about biden
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 18:19, archived)
# m'pleasure
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 18:25, archived)
# Do fuck off
There's a good fascist
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 18:27, archived)
# bwaaaAAAhhhhaaa
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 18:29, archived)
# HIS ASS
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 18:40, archived)
# Yes, and the one on the right is a mask ;p
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 18:43, archived)
# When Joe comes back, Joe's head will crack
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 18:50, archived)
# welcome back joe
8============D
(, Thu 3 Sep 2020, 16:49, archived)
# Biden's Hidin'
In his Mom's basement.
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 19:04, archived)
# but I see a glimmer of hope for Joe
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 19:23, archived)
# If it turned out that
Biden was a boring centrist rather than the MARXIST you think he is, where on the political spectrum do you think that would put Trump?
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 21:21, archived)
# ...something about rising balloons and overton windows...
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 21:47, archived)
# He's on a spectrum, but it's not the political one.
I think it's probably too much to expect Trump to have any sort of coherent political philosophy.
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 22:56, archived)
# Captain Orange
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 0:29, archived)
# There must be a right stench in there
How old will she be?
(, Tue 1 Sep 2020, 4:02, archived)
# I thought that was familiar territory
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 19:33, archived)
# What, no Mary Poppins?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 1:26, archived)
# Jump, you fucker, jump...
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 9:54, archived)
# Van Daaaaame

(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 17:24, archived)
# nick cave is looking well
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 18:20, archived)
# Yeah
he really suits the dog collar
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooh-ooh... Ohhhh.
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 15:48, archived)
# :) Summer lightweight, summer not.
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 16:54, archived)
# :)

(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 16:59, archived)
# summer nazi
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 17:53, archived)
# Oh no--it's Atomic Sans
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 17:58, archived)
# oh no
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 18:05, archived)
# 2 font special with Hitler Brand [face] TM
[shopped picture according to the rules of the messageboard] : b3ta.com/features/faq/
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 18:14, archived)
# Oooh matron
That banana should hit the spot
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 2:59, archived)
[challenge entry] flip-phone
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 13:46, archived)
# a knockoff
of a knockoff
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 10:09, archived)
# you think huawei make knockoffs?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 13:34, archived)
#

Click for bigger (110 kb)
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 11:26, archived)
# thank you for your first contribution
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 11:55, archived)
# mestizo
like totally
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 11:58, archived)
# Hello
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 13:13, archived)
#
new style
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 17:42, archived)
# Vimod's cousin Updog
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 21:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 3:49, archived)
# GREETZ
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 0:47, archived)
# funny 'shit'
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 0:56, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 1:13, archived)
# oh my god
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 1:15, archived)
# That's what I meant...funky 'shit'!
Sorry PedroHin.
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 1:21, archived)
# That is funkier than 19 yards of chitterlings, with onions and sardines on the side!
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 1:34, archived)
# The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 1:42, archived)
# That shit is funkier than a bomb ass curated canapé trio paired with a delightful sparkling rosé!
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 4:46, archived)
# Is there any way to upload images? It’s years since I tried and I can’t find it.
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 3:11, archived)
# You have to go through the motions of creating a new post.
1) click on post a new message
2) click on switch to image mode
3) click on choose file, find your file on the computer and select that
4) click on upload
5) if you're wanting to use the image as a reply to an existing post you then have to copy the image code and then paste it in your reply.


Is mofahaimages.com no longer a thing?
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 3:16, archived)
# I wasn't at my computer, I was going to post a photo of a thing but the moment passed. Thanks anyway Pedro :)
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 4:39, archived)
# :(
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 13:04, archived)
#
Is that a bad case of gum disease?
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:00, archived)
# No. Some people just have really tall gums and short teeth
(, Sun 30 Aug 2020, 3:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Four and a half years to go
(, Fri 28 Aug 2020, 19:55, archived)
# Haha!
(, Sat 29 Aug 2020, 15:39, archived)
#
The chances of him lasting 4.5 yeara at this rate is optimistic, the Conservative vultures are already starting to sharpen their talons. Do vultures have talons? Whatever they have they're sharpening.
(, Wed 2 Sep 2020, 14:43, archived)
# Pearoast for missing banana child

I was only joking Q ;)
(, Fri 28 Aug 2020, 17:47, archived)
# Poor techno
(, Fri 28 Aug 2020, 17:57, archived)
# It's a sad story, it's sad
(, Fri 28 Aug 2020, 18:34, archived)
# One of Pink Floyd's best tunes
(, Fri 28 Aug 2020, 19:07, archived)

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