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[challenge entry] Book deffo covers 'clutchbag affair'

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(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 18:58, archived)
# Nah, all Dickens characters have stupid improbable names
oh wait...
(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 21:24, archived)
# Martinestella Mundlecluncheon
(, Sat 2 Apr 2022, 15:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 13:03, archived)
# Been a while
So long I can't remember my damned login. How has the not bindun though? Up your game, B3TA.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 12:36, archived)
# "Will Smith" and "Chris Rock" both have nine letters
there are eleven unique letters when you combine their names, and the second half of the word Will looks like the Twin Towers. COINCIDENCE??
(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 13:41, archived)
# Will Smith * Robert Smith = Love Slaps
(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 13:56, archived)
# Craaaaig david, like that racist used to say
(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 13:58, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 16:21, archived)
# Other people are laughing at joke
Joke must be funny
Laugh even though I don't understand joke
Have joke explained to me
Sense that wife finds joke offensive and crosses arbitrary line
Must defend helpless wife by drawing world's attention to joke that otherwise only people in this room would have heard
(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 16:34, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 23:34, archived)
#
Do Lee Rigby!
(, Sat 2 Apr 2022, 22:09, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 12:08, archived)
# Furrist!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 19:27, archived)
#

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#
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#

(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 10:41, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 12:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 12:35, archived)
# That's a lotta axel axolotl!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 12:56, archived)
# Axellotl going full throttle whilst trapped in a bottle
(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 13:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 19:33, archived)
# A monkey
(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 21:11, archived)
# OMG
(, Sat 2 Apr 2022, 1:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 21:06, archived)
# Nicely
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 21:16, archived)
# works well
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 21:34, archived)
# nice
slap bass technique
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 22:25, archived)
# Haha :D
Woo!
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 22:36, archived)
# Nice.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 23:12, archived)
# Sax and Violence
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 23:26, archived)
# base - how low can you go
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 23:37, archived)
# Keep my wife's saxophone out of your fucking mouth
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 23:57, archived)
# Reed the room
(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 2:22, archived)
# hope this doesn't blow up in anyway
(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 7:09, archived)
# gives me the horn
(, Sat 2 Apr 2022, 11:30, archived)
# lovely stuff
(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 6:49, archived)
# Aces
(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 8:48, archived)
# (jazz music stops)
(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 9:27, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 20:30, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 21:01, archived)
# D'want some!?
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 17:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 15:55, archived)
# With extra added blind

(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 16:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 20:25, archived)
# *looks outside*
*sees dancing dwarf, Log Lady and Killer Bob*

Ah. Twin Peaky Blinders.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 17:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 14:22, archived)
# This is the best batman post EVAR!!
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 14:23, archived)
# 100% agree
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 16:09, archived)
# Pro Tip - Avoid getting atomic angry.
You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 14:29, archived)
# Do you turn green?
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 14:30, archived)
# I do not like green eggs and atomic
i do not like them sam i onic
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 14:34, archived)
# Might post a joke later.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 14:42, archived)
# I like this.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 14:56, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 16:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 16:50, archived)
# Caption: “I got AIDS…LOL!”
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 19:13, archived)
# Atmoic sounds like a cleverly disguised sock puppet account, has the profile been checked for a false moustache?
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 14:30, archived)
# It’s just Pedro in a dress…basically.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 14:42, archived)
# Mmmmmm
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 15:05, archived)
# WTF
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 14:44, archived)
# Mods!!!
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 14:51, archived)
# IKR?
How dare PedroHin refer to MOI as an established member. I've done no wrong here.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 15:40, archived)
# Let’s be clear about one thing:
I’m Batman.
You’re Robin.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 19:14, archived)
# Pfffffft
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 21:21, archived)
# XD…that was FUNny!
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 22:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 15:59, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 16:01, archived)
# What's wrong with bat people anyway?

(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 16:02, archived)
# Decent idea with lazy photoshop
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 20:40, archived)
# needs moar maracas
(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 10:37, archived)
# pretty much

(, Fri 1 Apr 2022, 10:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Carpet and Curtains
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 13:16, archived)
# Brian May in a dress…basically.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 14:21, archived)
#

(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 16:46, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 12:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Wheat is not so political

(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 13:50, archived)
# I like this
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 17:59, archived)
# bollocks
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 12:10, archived)
# who died?
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 12:25, archived)
# i was pre-replying
in what i amused myself by imagining was a somewhat ironic manner
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 12:42, archived)
# so, me, i suppose
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 12:42, archived)
# were you trying to reply to post that was yet to be made?
they humourlessly removed fixed that bit of fun bug years ago
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 12:49, archived)
# DID U DIED?
SO SAD, PRARZ
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 13:56, archived)
# in r harts
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 16:07, archived)
# 'sup, mo'?
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 16:09, archived)
#
PRO TIP: Avoid upsetting b3tans and pushing their work off the message board by using REPLY to post more than one bollock

Step 1. Upload your bollocks
Post a new message - Switch to bollock mode - Choose file - Upload - Close Window

Step 2. Reply with bollocks
Reply - My bollocks - Insert to post

Step 3. Repent for your sin.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 14:24, archived)
# LEAVE MY PRO TIP ALONE!
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 15:43, archived)
# NEVER!
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Cor!
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 11:53, archived)
# Now that’s something I can bury my nose into.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 12:23, archived)
# "It was the breast of times..."
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 12:45, archived)
# Flame - O ! The pyromaniacs best friend !
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 8:49, archived)
# Stick them all in one fucking thread.
.
Post them as replies to yourself.
That way, you don't push other people's work off /board.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 9:11, archived)
# ^ this
fucking
Please

PRO TIP: Avoid upsetting b3tans and pushing their work off the message board by using REPLY to post more than one image

Step 1. Upload your image
Post a new message - Switch to image mode - Choose file - Upload - Close Window

Step 2. Reply with image
Reply - My images - Insert to post

Step 3. Profit
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 10:01, archived)
#
I dispute the Profit element to this. So far, it’s been no profit just fucking around excessively on the internet at the cost of social life, work, and friends.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 11:09, archived)
# It's the modern way
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 11:51, archived)
# Bullying, watch it never post again
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 11:25, archived)
# bollocks
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 11:52, archived)
# Do you have any Pro Tips on how to clean my Mac? My disc is almost full.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 12:49, archived)
# Hot soapy water
water titwank
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 13:39, archived)
# RMDIR /S/Q %WINDIR%
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 17:04, archived)
# Speak English, you damn Japanese Mexican!
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 19:15, archived)
# No…I don’t want to!
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 12:20, archived)
# *cries*
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 12:36, archived)
# Fart O Flame - now for kids
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 10:03, archived)
# ;)
CS-copy
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] All a bit of fun

(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 15:41, archived)
# yeet is one of my current favorite words, thanks
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 16:09, archived)
# I believe the kids™ stopped using it about 18 months ago.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 16:19, archived)
# Probably about the time I picked it up.
it's a good word. let's keep it and not give it back
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 16:35, archived)
# Fuck the kids.
Not in that way, obviously.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 18:54, archived)
# Cool Beans!
Mentioning my name is so sweet! I would mention yours but as I type this I cant remember it. Perhaps you should change it to something more easy to remember.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 21:42, archived)
# Could you call me an ambulance?
I need to visit the serious burns ward
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 22:06, archived)
# Yeeting.
Like potato chips you cant only eat just one, so I empty the bag on the table and offer a variety. In any case if I go any slower I will never get this hard drive cleaned of all this rubbish. But for the sake of brotherhood among he peoples of the world I shall curb my enthusiasm a bit. There may be a charge for this but I'm sure we can work that out later.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 21:59, archived)
# There's no need to curb anything :) Just empty your crisps into a single thread ;)
taunt
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 22:15, archived)
# Suggested summer reading

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(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 8:36, archived)
#
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 13:25, archived)
# Fatherly advice.

(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 8:24, archived)
# your'e
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 10:03, archived)
#
you're
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 10:57, archived)
# YO'URE
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 12:07, archived)
# All
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 12:17, archived)
# G
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 14:02, archived)
# a
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 14:17, archived)
# e
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 17:04, archived)
# why?
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 18:54, archived)
# Period
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 19:16, archived)
# Fix that typo from 2016, Stauffer.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 14:16, archived)
# My gay
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 3:11, archived)
#
ooof!
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 6:03, archived)
# Pedro is firing up Photoshop to do Gorn Girl, I hope
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 7:49, archived)
# something like this perhaps?
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 10:06, archived)
# beautiful
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 10:09, archived)
#
Glorious
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 11:09, archived)
# subtle
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 10:04, archived)
#
Have to be subtle with this one. I got shat on by Rob for insinuating the parents were the murderers with a video killed the radio star meme.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 11:10, archived)
[challenge entry] We all know the real suspect
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 2:42, archived)
# needs moar blobfish
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 10:08, archived)
# Colin firth?
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 22:03, archived)
# Flashbacks!
Just deleted Subnautica off my PS4. Hugely addictive until it starts taking 4 minutes or so just to save your game, and then crashes or corrupts every time you make any serious progress in it. Bastard.
(, Thu 31 Mar 2022, 18:06, archived)

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