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[challenge entry] Marilyn
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Fri 6 May 2022, 13:42, archived)
# DayRider ticket please....
(Artificially Flavoured Since 1969, Fri 6 May 2022, 13:26, archived)
[challenge entry] REMbrandt
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 6 May 2022, 13:14, archived)
# he looks very shiny and happy
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 6 May 2022, 15:02, archived)
# :D
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 6 May 2022, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Mona Lisa Stansfield
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Fri 6 May 2022, 12:55, archived)
# Bindun
b3ta.com/board/11367366
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 6 May 2022, 12:57, archived)
# Been around the world and I, I, I...
I can't find my eyebrows.

(Admittedly, would be funnier if image didn't have eyebrows...)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 6 May 2022, 14:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Van Jeff
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Fri 6 May 2022, 11:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Checking out the roof at Versailles
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 6 May 2022, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Pat Benatar, Love Is A Battlefield
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 6 May 2022, 11:14, archived)
# OMG SHES FLOATING!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 May 2022, 14:30, archived)
#
FLOATING
FARTING
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 6 May 2022, 15:00, archived)
# FLARTING
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 6 May 2022, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - MUSICIANS IN ART

Put musicians in to works of art, give us Vermeer's Girl With The Pearl Jam, Botticelli's Birth Of Bananarama's Venus and other art/music puns.
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 6 May 2022, 10:49, archived)
# Help yourselves to these hilarities
Mona Lisa Stansfield
Constable's "The Hey, Jeff Wayne"
American Goths
Michelangelo's "Creation of Adam Ant"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 May 2022, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] way ahead of you on the last one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 May 2022, 11:14, archived)
# Charming!
(Prince)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 May 2022, 11:14, archived)
# It's nothing to be scared of
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 6 May 2022, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Yaz (American Yazoo)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 May 2022, 11:16, archived)
# Beautiful...
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 6 May 2022, 13:02, archived)
# This looks like a fun one.
Thank you God
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 May 2022, 12:37, archived)
# You're welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 6 May 2022, 12:47, archived)
# :O
He is in all of us
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 May 2022, 12:49, archived)
# moving in mysterious ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 6 May 2022, 12:52, archived)
# but i poop from there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 May 2022, 14:31, archived)
# when Barbie isn’t up there
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 May 2022, 16:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 May 2022, 16:27, archived)
# Shutup Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 May 2022, 16:12, archived)
# Sleep tight, pig. Because tomorrow, you're gettin' it.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 May 2022, 16:26, archived)
# XD
Do your worst
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 7 May 2022, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] The Sleeping Gypsy Kings
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 6 May 2022, 13:56, archived)
# Hannibal Beckter
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Fri 6 May 2022, 9:06, archived)
# What's he in for? Racqueteering?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 May 2022, 10:14, archived)
# Money that wasn't resting in his account
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 6 May 2022, 11:44, archived)
# fuck Ukrania More Flap!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 May 2022, 8:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 6 May 2022, 11:31, archived)
# Yay for flap
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 6 May 2022, 12:32, archived)
#
(JauntyArt, Fri 6 May 2022, 2:28, archived)
# It better not crawl into my mouth while I'm asleep.
Because they do that. They do that to keep warm.
(Blobby blobby, Fri 6 May 2022, 7:40, archived)
# they also like to crawl in your ears and lay eggs there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 May 2022, 9:12, archived)
# Dog eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 6 May 2022, 9:14, archived)
# The amazing adventures
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 6 May 2022, 10:09, archived)
# Were gonna need more Flap!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 May 2022, 0:50, archived)
# Hello Zank Flappa
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 May 2022, 1:14, archived)
# Hey PH!
(Phoneposting is worse than real photo Sunday!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 May 2022, 3:16, archived)
# It really is.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 May 2022, 12:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 May 2022, 2:13, archived)
# Fuck yes
We still need more Flap!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 May 2022, 3:17, archived)
# Updated
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 6 May 2022, 10:28, archived)
# May the fifth be with you
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 5 May 2022, 22:15, archived)
# Sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 5 May 2022, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 5 May 2022, 14:30, archived)
# NOW WITH FEELING!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 May 2022, 14:46, archived)
#
Corporate fucks have no feelings.
You fail.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 May 2022, 14:47, archived)
# They have no humanism.
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 5 May 2022, 15:35, archived)
# Never forgive
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 5 May 2022, 22:40, archived)
#
and nipple tassles

(razzle, Thu 5 May 2022, 15:07, archived)
# mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 May 2022, 15:12, archived)
# perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 5 May 2022, 15:42, archived)
# Your nipple tassles look like Babybel.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 5 May 2022, 15:43, archived)
# The bumper b3ta book of shit chatup lines
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 5 May 2022, 16:08, archived)
# Works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 5 May 2022, 19:28, archived)
# How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 5 May 2022, 22:30, archived)
# I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever be a goat.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8j0O4ejUaw
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 5 May 2022, 23:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 5 May 2022, 22:30, archived)
# why would you do that :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 May 2022, 0:02, archived)
#
it's all the fashion
b3ta.com/board/11366665
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 6 May 2022, 0:12, archived)
# It's disgusting. put them back!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 May 2022, 0:44, archived)
# he looks like a one-legged man with a massive weiner
it's funny
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 6 May 2022, 0:52, archived)
# funny how
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 May 2022, 1:33, archived)
# the funny expired
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 6 May 2022, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
I always thought he was one of those ruling class reptiles

(razzle, Wed 4 May 2022, 19:40, archived)
# We haven't seen his final form, he must be some kind of advanced Terminator
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 4 May 2022, 20:27, archived)
# He has a familial resemblance to Arnold too!
hmmm.....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:33, archived)
# IM THE FONZ
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:32, archived)
# Are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 5 May 2022, 14:14, archived)
# I had Tshirt with that printed on it when I was a kid
So, yes!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 May 2022, 14:16, archived)
# Shit On It
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 May 2022, 14:50, archived)
# this is a good fit for you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 May 2022, 14:51, archived)
# The jacket?…Looks a bit small.
I’m sure I can kick his ass in a fight.
Jusssayin
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 5 May 2022, 16:10, archived)
# I'm a lover not a fighter
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 May 2022, 16:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 5 May 2022, 17:21, archived)
# Proper lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 May 2022, 22:58, archived)
# Agree! also had a good laugh
(JauntyArt, Thu 5 May 2022, 23:58, archived)
# Hahaj!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 6 May 2022, 7:17, archived)
# These days you sound more like you belong in /talk
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 May 2022, 22:55, archived)
# I'll gaz mongychops for the invite.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 6 May 2022, 2:16, archived)
# then I SHOT J.R.
then FRANKIE SAY WAR HIDE YOURSELF
(rogerzilla, Thu 5 May 2022, 21:16, archived)
# HI IM KERMIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 May 2022, 22:58, archived)
# I think you're trying to fool me.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 May 2022, 23:59, archived)
# KERMIT WOULD NEVER DO THAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 May 2022, 12:06, archived)
# Cassetteboy vs The Tories (again)
youtu.be/eT_k9JG0IN4

Still churning these out. As bad as Boris is, personally I'm glad Sajid Javid isn't PM, man his intonation is flat and boring.
(cassetteboy, Wed 4 May 2022, 16:06, archived)
# I'll post it on /links for you
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 4 May 2022, 16:22, archived)
# oops!
Thanks very much, I'm out of practice here!
(cassetteboy, Wed 4 May 2022, 16:23, archived)
# "You're a big man, but you're out of shape. With me, it's a full-time job. So behave yourself."
and I think the link you used doesn't make for previews....Belgian or something.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Wed 4 May 2022, 16:57, archived)
# YouTube Brexit Now
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 4 May 2022, 16:59, archived)
# Alright
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 May 2022, 17:36, archived)
# Alright
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 4 May 2022, 19:17, archived)
# Hmmm, If only there was place on b3ta for people to post /links
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 5 May 2022, 13:46, archived)
# Not everyone lives in the UK Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 5 May 2022, 22:55, archived)
# But everyone likes a delicious sausage
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 May 2022, 13:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Elon Muskateer
(plankton, Wed 4 May 2022, 15:39, archived)
# “All for one”
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 4 May 2022, 23:24, archived)

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