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# Chuckie Egg 2022
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 May 2022, 16:31, archived)
# Big police cocks
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 17 May 2022, 16:32, archived)
# We type enough of this sort of thing and b3ta will show up on porn searches
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 17 May 2022, 17:08, archived)
# bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 17 May 2022, 17:10, archived)
# BOLLOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 17 May 2022, 21:28, archived)
# Throwing lemons is a serious crime.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2022, 16:37, archived)
#
lemons
boiling piss
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 17 May 2022, 18:01, archived)
# Also, instant FP without hitting the popular page first is an unforgivable crime.
SHENANIGANS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2022, 19:27, archived)
# Agreed
SKULDUGGERY!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 17 May 2022, 19:28, archived)
# I'm shocked and/or appalled
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 17 May 2022, 20:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 May 2022, 14:46, archived)
# exclusive feature for premium subscribers
upgrade to b3ta gold now
15% discount with code #cdc22
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 17 May 2022, 19:53, archived)
# +in the sea
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 17 May 2022, 18:37, archived)
# you got any... GRAPES?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 May 2022, 3:09, archived)
#
lacist
edit: ah, it's moving now.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 17 May 2022, 17:25, archived)
# She championed free enterprise
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 17 May 2022, 17:37, archived)
# Someone's actually doing that
twitter.com/sports_badger/status/1526549516597530628
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 May 2022, 17:52, archived)
# wow, hyperinflation
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 17 May 2022, 18:00, archived)
# Capitalism
Also note his 1980s wide-boy outfit
(rogerzilla, Wed 18 May 2022, 6:56, archived)
# Suspenders and blue jeans…pfft…what an absolute tool.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2022, 21:08, archived)
# ...for dubiously ironic lols
the tie and braces are all part of the jape
(ozof, Wed 18 May 2022, 12:50, archived)
# Eggggate
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 17 May 2022, 18:13, archived)
# Hatten ar din
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 May 2022, 3:55, archived)
# take that Maigret!
(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Tue 17 May 2022, 17:59, archived)
# I totally want to play this =)
(Sherbs, Tue 17 May 2022, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Love it!
I also love the little Happy Toast icon bottom-right! Have a pea for the comp
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 18 May 2022, 7:55, archived)
# Doors are made out of trees.
The irony. Also woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 18 May 2022, 10:06, archived)
# Ahhhh...
but can you not also make a door out of stone?
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Wed 18 May 2022, 22:03, archived)
# Yay, meatspin rides again!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 19 May 2022, 0:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 May 2022, 14:11, archived)
# jaunty
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 17 May 2022, 14:15, archived)
# CHEERIO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 May 2022, 14:24, archived)
# The well-dressed homosexual of the 1930’s.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2022, 14:46, archived)
# Did you just assume xeir preferences??1
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 17 May 2022, 15:00, archived)
# You’re starting to sound like a non-separatist.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2022, 16:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 17 May 2022, 15:05, archived)
# quit touching your face man. you don't know where that finger has been
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 May 2022, 18:49, archived)
#
(KissMyGoat You see that goat? You know what to do!, Wed 18 May 2022, 14:16, archived)
# a Beau Bummel
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 May 2022, 15:09, archived)
# I love you when ur angry
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 May 2022, 19:19, archived)
# Splendid!
Boater Keaton, what a cunning stunt
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 17 May 2022, 17:09, archived)
# \FUCK_DETECTED/

Initiate Fuck Protocol // ENTER THE PARADOX (Use Headphones)
03:39 // 8:30
34:37
36:34
38:29
39:47 (ruffle)
39:51
JUMP to COUPON CAPTURE #1
40:10
40:40
/JUMP TO miniaturised 2-PART CAPTURE
//JUMP 2 ULTRA CXOPON/a

JUMP TO GULTIMATE GULCH
(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Tue 17 May 2022, 18:02, archived)
# COUPON CAPTURE #1

JUMP BACK
JUMP FORWARD
JUMP TO GULTIMATE GULCH
(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Tue 17 May 2022, 18:53, archived)
# COUPON JUMP (Miniaturised) SAM!

/JUMP BACK
jump forward
JUMP TO GULTIMATE GULCH
(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Tue 17 May 2022, 19:11, archived)
# HaooyFuckTuesday!!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 May 2022, 19:18, archived)
# look em go
(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Tue 17 May 2022, 19:21, archived)
# merry tuesday jesus and his holy minions
(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Tue 17 May 2022, 19:22, archived)
# no Brekkie At Tiffany's :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 17 May 2022, 19:56, archived)
# I saw a FUCKLIFT!
*Bonus Points*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2022, 19:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 May 2022, 3:43, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 19 May 2022, 0:44, archived)
# ULTRA CXOPON


JUMP TO COUPON JUMP (Miniaturised)/a
RETURN TO FUCK/a


JUMP TO GULTIMATE GULCH
(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Tue 17 May 2022, 19:20, archived)
# Who dat
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 17 May 2022, 18:54, archived)
# Jorgen McCreamer
He's Instanbul's greatest flutist.
(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Tue 17 May 2022, 19:26, archived)
# FUCK indahowse

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2022, 19:24, archived)
# fuck
(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Tue 17 May 2022, 19:25, archived)
# stare at this for 45 minutes then look at your hands

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 May 2022, 0:04, archived)
# IDTS
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 May 2022, 2:33, archived)
# GULTIMATE_GULCH) -sponsored
(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Tue 17 May 2022, 20:59, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 May 2022, 12:39, archived)
#
(KissMyGoat You see that goat? You know what to do!, Wed 18 May 2022, 12:49, archived)
# FASTER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 May 2022, 3:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 May 2022, 4:01, archived)
[challenge entry] twisted
(ozof, Tue 17 May 2022, 12:35, archived)
# suave
(d3kion Upload your Ch to n3o / REVISIT PREVIOUS memform2, Tue 17 May 2022, 20:56, archived)
#

(KissMyGoat You see that goat? You know what to do!, Wed 18 May 2022, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] torn
(ozof, Wed 18 May 2022, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry] icky
(ozof, Thu 19 May 2022, 4:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Blood Monet
(KissMyGoat You see that goat? You know what to do!, Tue 17 May 2022, 11:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 17 May 2022, 7:58, archived)
# they like a little head
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 17 May 2022, 9:02, archived)
# "We got a lot of nice girls."
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2022, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Nick Cave Blues Boy
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 16 May 2022, 18:45, archived)
# Red Right bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 May 2022, 20:44, archived)
# Prince Vigo Von Homburg Deutschendorf's looking well.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 16 May 2022, 21:45, archived)
# Remember me? I'm the one who had your babies
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 16 May 2022, 22:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Nicely. Have a Gainsborough's Blue Boy George.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 17 May 2022, 10:23, archived)
# works much better :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 17 May 2022, 10:38, archived)
# This will probably be hanging in a museum one day.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2022, 16:52, archived)
# The Museum of Pointless Headswaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 17 May 2022, 19:07, archived)
# My kinda place
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 17 May 2022, 19:17, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 17 May 2022, 20:18, archived)
# Yes…b3ta museum.
Home of stolen and mutilated images.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 17 May 2022, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Wuf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 16 May 2022, 18:21, archived)
# Fenton!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 May 2022, 22:13, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 16 May 2022, 23:02, archived)
# I get up when I want
except on Sunday afternoons when I get rudely awakened by Parisians
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 17 May 2022, 8:59, archived)
# I'm not sure if he released a single or not so not comping it.
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Mon 16 May 2022, 16:51, archived)
# Swede says yes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSuregWhlWk
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 16 May 2022, 17:07, archived)
# I see you got the knob size right
(rogerzilla, Tue 17 May 2022, 7:51, archived)
# don't give him ideas
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 17 May 2022, 9:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 16 May 2022, 15:24, archived)
# Ha!
Works well
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 16 May 2022, 15:30, archived)
# Worth a Billion Dollars, Baby!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2022, 16:12, archived)
# Elon wants to know beter's location
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 16 May 2022, 17:14, archived)
# He's only interested if everyone promises to use it exactly according to his personal definition of free speech, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 16 May 2022, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 16 May 2022, 15:11, archived)
# D'awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 16 May 2022, 15:31, archived)
# bruwiant
(ozof, Mon 16 May 2022, 22:06, archived)
# top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 May 2022, 5:53, archived)
[challenge entry] didnt she do atomic?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 May 2022, 14:47, archived)
# She needs to wash her hands if she did
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 May 2022, 15:59, archived)
#
-her hands
+everything
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2022, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] The record club were easily impressed
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 16 May 2022, 14:42, archived)
# Shabba
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 16 May 2022, 23:04, archived)
[challenge entry] God said to him, "Come forth" , but instead he came second and won a glass ball.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 16 May 2022, 10:52, archived)
# amen, brother

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 May 2022, 11:32, archived)
#
Gave me a proper lol. Excellent!
(JauntyArt, Mon 16 May 2022, 12:08, archived)
# All in the best possible taste
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 16 May 2022, 12:13, archived)
#
I was trying to find a different catchphrase. Didn't, but I did learn that Kenny did the voice for Charlie the Cat in public information films. Which pleases me.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 16 May 2022, 12:41, archived)
# they've been repeating his shows on the local freeview channels. It's been a fun re-watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 16 May 2022, 12:46, archived)
#
I think I saw it listed on Forces TV. As well as Blake's Seven.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 16 May 2022, 19:32, archived)
# BAFTA winning fillum on him starting right now. That's TV Channel
The Kenny Everett Story
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 16 May 2022, 20:56, archived)
# Did not know this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 May 2022, 15:59, archived)
#
I liked him. Could never work out his politics though.
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 16 May 2022, 19:39, archived)
# Fun Fact:
Jesus never asked anyone for a little head.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 May 2022, 13:34, archived)
# but if he put his hands on your loaf he could make it flop about
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 May 2022, 14:12, archived)
# sounds fishy
sounds smells

...but I'm not wining
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 May 2022, 14:39, archived)
# I’m going to have to stop you there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 16 May 2022, 15:59, archived)
# water u wining about, LOL!!11!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 16 May 2022, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 16 May 2022, 10:02, archived)
# Bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 16 May 2022, 12:25, archived)
# High praise indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 16 May 2022, 13:24, archived)
# This reminds me;
If you’ve never watched STAR TREK ACID PARTY on YouTube, I highly recommend it to all b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 16 May 2022, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! showrat I Fought The Law on, Mon 16 May 2022, 9:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Rick'n'roll!

Apologies if this gives anyone an earworm :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Mon 16 May 2022, 8:49, archived)
# Dude looks like a pink lady
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 16 May 2022, 9:35, archived)
# sick Brae burn
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 16 May 2022, 11:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Cold van Play
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 May 2022, 1:09, archived)
# It'll make you want to cut your ears off
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 May 2022, 1:28, archived)
# What's the best way to make apple crumble?
Remind her that her mum's Gwynneth Paltrow and her dad's in Coldplay
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 May 2022, 1:34, archived)
[challenge entry] He really had a Blackout!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 15 May 2022, 22:52, archived)
# Fred Dibnah?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 15 May 2022, 23:16, archived)
# Fred Dinenage
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 16 May 2022, 0:31, archived)
# Dead Fribnah
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 16 May 2022, 8:15, archived)
# Limp Biznah
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 16 May 2022, 14:04, archived)
[challenge entry] The baby she's looking for is maybe blue-ish

Click for bigger (352 kb)
(targetlad72, Sun 15 May 2022, 22:08, archived)

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