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# Merkel
(Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 7:00, archived)
# Fiddled with that AI oojamaflip and reimagined some world leaders done by Dutch Masters
Everyone's favorite Nazi

(Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 6:59, archived)
#
Either 1) delete all these new threads and put all your pictures in one thread, by replying to yourself, or 2) fuck off.
(Great_Boo, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 8:15, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique.
Your posts have neither. I second what Boo said.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 8:34, archived)
# 4/9/22 I was here for the great purge of all previous board content
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 8:52, archived)
# Bit mean from some
I enjoyed them.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 4:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 0:43, archived)
# Triptych
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 0:45, archived)
# It's a play, no words.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 1:19, archived)
# What’s it called?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 2:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 2:08, archived)
# Welcome, to the World, of Fucklifts
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 2:11, archived)
# did i ever tell you the one about the protagonist and the stooge?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 2:19, archived)
# Who's on first?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 2:21, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEBOwHeyYoo
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 2:23, archived)
# No I don’t think so
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 2:24, archived)
# it's really funny
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 2:25, archived)
# Not so far
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 2:25, archived)
# wait for it...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-nr1nNC3ds
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 2:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 2:54, archived)
# So many fucklifts,
but no representation of my favourite type...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 3:14, archived)
# I actually drove one of those. It was an older model tho…a Drexel.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 3:32, archived)
# srsly tho....it's called "Garden Of Girly Delights".
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 2:11, archived)
# Person at the top right of the center panel looks emaciated
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 2:22, archived)
# Seriously let’s get a coat on her and some soup inside her
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 2:25, archived)
# She's evil.
I don't think you want to mess with her.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 2:28, archived)
# You’re right, I don’t
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 2:30, archived)
#
This is rather splendid.
(Great_Boo, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 3:18, archived)
# summin diffrint
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 3:21, archived)
#
It reminds me of the ballet "Spam Lake".
(Great_Boo, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 3:32, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 3:36, archived)
#
From Monty Python's last show at the O2 Arena. The ballet opened the second act before segueing into a rousing rendition of "Sit on my face". The video of the show is definitely worth seeing.
(Great_Boo, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 3:49, archived)
# Fuk Yeh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 3:58, archived)
# Tinky Winks
(JauntyArt, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 18:00, archived)
# Twinks
I think I see the noo noo.
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 3 Sep 2022, 19:32, archived)
# arseboon dilbaro
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 19:44, archived)
# bless you - here have a tissue
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 19:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 20:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 20:41, archived)
# Top left is totally Arseboon
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 20:43, archived)
# Freddy “Mercury” Arseboon
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 21:32, archived)
# I like the crazed nun holding a baby vulture.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 21:22, archived)
# Don't we all
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 21:38, archived)
#
Click for bigger (695 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 21:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 22:58, archived)
# Used some of my fancy prompt skillz
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 22:30, archived)
# Arseboon Dilbaro
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 22:37, archived)
# Artsboon Dilbaro
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 22:39, archived)
# Nastyboon Dilbaro
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 22:42, archived)
# I prefer Po.
Jusssayin
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Gah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 16:24, archived)
# I think I saw a review of this Japanese horror b-movie.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 16:44, archived)
# When is the last time you saw a genuine a/b double bill at the cinema?
I can’t remember myself (Grindhouse doesn’t count imo)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 16:59, archived)
# 1985
Deathwish 3 and Firestarter
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 17:06, archived)
# Almost 40 years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 17:10, archived)
# O_O
Holy Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 17:17, archived)
# What's a cinema granddad?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 17:20, archived)
# They say theater here, I honestly can’t remember what Brits usually say. Surely nobody calls it “the pictures” any more?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 17:22, archived)
# Dark room filled with popcorn and cockroaches.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 17:22, archived)
# And wankers
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 17:28, archived)
# Porn on a giant screen!
Ah, the good ol’ daze…….
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 17:30, archived)
# cockcorn and poproaches
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 17:42, archived)
# Also, excuuuuse me, you’re the one who said “b-movie”
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 17:38, archived)
# I don't think I've ever been to a double feature in a proper cinema.
There was one film in the 90s that was preceded by a short cartoon, like a new Bugs Bunny or something. Can't remember what film that was.

I have seen double features on coaches... Definitely seen a few shorts and documentaries at art galleries and nightclubs. I have a vague recollection of going to a double feature at college for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 18:07, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bGfPdXoUzw

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q-XS1zfotM
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 19:13, archived)
# Thanks dekxxionplexxxx
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 19:35, archived)
# you are most welcome brb
don't forget to put your bins out
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 19:52, archived)
# Disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 19:56, archived)
# Ok, this has reminded me that I saw the Pixar short about the desk lamp before a movie, can’t remember which
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 19:28, archived)
# Triumph Of The Will?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 19:55, archived)
# Staying all the way to the end you mean? Yes it really was.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 21:21, archived)
# No, I just bought a ticket like everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 23:14, archived)
# 1977
Hang Your Hat on the Wind followed by The Rescuers
(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 19:45, archived)
# saturn 3 / hawk the slayer
1980
(i saw smoke/blue in the face and king of new york/bad lieutenant more recently, but they weren't double features in that old-school sense)
(ozof, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] yes?
(snailcat NNNNNNNNG, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 15:41, archived)
# hi your maj
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 21:14, archived)
# DALL-E Mini's gone all David Cronenberg on me...

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(merkinhead poos sideways, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 15:11, archived)
# Pedro?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 16:24, archived)
# The cock-toe twins.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 3 Sep 2022, 16:27, archived)
#
Arf
(merkinhead poos sideways, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 18:01, archived)
# Also
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 16:38, archived)
# Best Thing Ever!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 20:24, archived)
# vg :)
(ozof, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 12:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 16:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 17:06, archived)
#
What was the prompt?
(merkinhead poos sideways, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 18:04, archived)
# What if my eyeballs were a black metal band logo
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 20:58, archived)
# Weedy eyebits horrorshow yuckface
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 21:23, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 22:55, archived)
# Haha I was wondering if someone would try it. This is what it gave me
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 23:08, archived)
# Yours is better.
And by better I mean far, far worse. Having said that, it gave me this too :)

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 8:30, archived)
# Whoa that’s nasty
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 16:18, archived)
#
Really do love this picture
(JauntyArt, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Vote Now.
(Lord_Kong 【ツ】, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 14:49, archived)
# o hai catnippp
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick dip anyone?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 15:30, archived)
# πŸ˜€
Great minds!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 15:48, archived)
# ‘Refrain from Bombing’?
You just try to stop me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 17:21, archived)
# That's no way to play pool!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Beaches.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 3 Sep 2022, 10:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Parks
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 3 Sep 2022, 10:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Roads.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 3 Sep 2022, 10:56, archived)
# Hah!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 12:29, archived)
# Haha!
What was this from? I remember it, but not what it was! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 12:46, archived)
#
www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/films/1964to1979/filmpage_coastguard.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 12:49, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Blobby blobby, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Stop Smirking Now
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 3 Sep 2022, 9:56, archived)
# should've banned smirking and smirkers ages ago, it's the gateway drug to fascism and treason
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 10:01, archived)
# I gave up smirking 10 years ago.
It's a vile, dirty, smelly, anti-social habit.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 10:01, archived)
# Why aye, smirkin tabs!
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 3 Sep 2022, 10:08, archived)
# https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGbZdrcqXA8
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 3 Sep 2022, 10:10, archived)
# Alright Biffa!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 12:29, archived)
# The best part is that the smirk/smoke thing actually does sound strongest in Ashington.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 23:35, archived)
# I think you mean Ash'n'n
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 23:49, archived)
# w'y'ye
...h'nn'y
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 0:31, archived)
# The lure of the forbidden smirk.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 3 Sep 2022, 16:34, archived)
# When...
...I first moved to hull, I was confused by the popularity of smirking, the need to make a fern curl, and the location of Chance Ave.
(ymmit, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 9:50, archived)
# She's relegated to the no smirking section now
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 11:36, archived)
#
She's a backbench smirker now.
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 7 Sep 2022, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Too brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps πŸ‘€, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 9:48, archived)
# Good advice. The lesson here is never try.
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 3 Sep 2022, 9:57, archived)
# HΜΆaΜΆhΜΆaΜΆhΜΆaΜΆ!ΜΆ
CΜΆlΜΆiΜΆcΜΆkΜΆ
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Sat 3 Sep 2022, 10:11, archived)
# Actually, it felt better doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Very naughty!
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 1:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 1:38, archived)
# There's a story about the original advert in a cinema
When "YoU WoUlDn'T StEaL A CaR" pops up, someone at the back bellows, "I would, if I could download one."
(rogerzilla, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 7:02, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 8:34, archived)
# You wouldn't take a dump in a policeman's hat
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 3 Sep 2022, 9:28, archived)
# I raise your IT Crowd reference
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHdhS2AiZ6A
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 0:58, archived)
#
No it doesn't! There's no need for anyone to vote Tory at all. Next week there will be a new and utterly disastrous Tory government, with a different prime minister and cabinet, with completely la-la-land policies, and no-one will have voted Tory at all!
(Great_Boo, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 8:04, archived)
# It's true
😭
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 0:06, archived)

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