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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 23 Oct 2023, 17:09, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 23 Oct 2023, 17:59, archived)
# lol YES!
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 Oct 2023, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] At the Battle of Bannockburn, sales were through the roof
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 Oct 2023, 15:25, archived)
# Even better at Culloden.
(davyclam, Mon 23 Oct 2023, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(uya, Mon 23 Oct 2023, 12:07, archived)
# It's pancake day!
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 23 Oct 2023, 14:57, archived)
# I was scrolling down,
and for one second, thought, 'shit, is it pancake day already?'
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Mon 23 Oct 2023, 20:54, archived)
# Every day is pancake day somewhere in the world.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 24 Oct 2023, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(plankton, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] It's meaty . . . it's evil
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 19:14, archived)
# They've got the horn for each other
(rogerzilla, Mon 23 Oct 2023, 13:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 18:27, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 19:07, archived)
# o/‘
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Oct 2023, 13:47, archived)
# Hit by a cow you didn't throw?
Just send a herald with details of your needs to SiegeLawyers4U

we also deal with ransoms, poisonings, land transactions and other inheritance issues

free chastity belt key holding service available to every crusading customer
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 21:12, archived)
# Looks like something John Carter would see on Mars.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 23 Oct 2023, 22:24, archived)
# O’rly?…

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Oct 2023, 23:45, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 23 Oct 2023, 23:50, archived)
# Norway
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Oct 2023, 13:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 22:47, archived)
# Might FP it later.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 Oct 2023, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Not quite sure what's happening here
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 15:14, archived)
# silly and funny, i'll take it thanks
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 17:16, archived)
# I was thinking of doing a specsavers thing
involving that lone monk who made bone framed glasses for free, but all my ideas are too convoluted and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 18:07, archived)
# Thou shouldst
Really, the medieval English grammar in this community is terrible.
(rogerzilla, Mon 23 Oct 2023, 7:13, archived)
# Bollockſ.
Aſ if unexceptid regionſ ophe th' yet-to-exisÞ uneetede kingshipe spokæ accordende bihofþe th' samæ grammar ruleſ. Aſ if grammar ruleſ weræ even ain thende.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 23 Oct 2023, 14:43, archived)
# a Þlague of boilſ upon thee, Þoucher of ham
(rogerzilla, Mon 23 Oct 2023, 18:58, archived)
# mīn name'ſ jacob dyē̆r a'd Ich lātī̆f in bristol.
intransiciọ̄n fantastic. Ich stevening alikæ barnabī bear. Ich lǒve barnabī bear. ēne upon ain sīquār hæ wenÞ bihofþe Frē̆nsh. Ich wenÞ bihofþe Frē̆nsh. buÞ somæ kiede burnÞ mīn neck. Ich didnÞ enjoī intransiciọ̄n.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 23 Oct 2023, 19:09, archived)
#
Blamæ googlæ transethlatæ
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Mon 23 Oct 2023, 19:29, archived)
# Who led the Pedants' Revolt?
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Mon 23 Oct 2023, 19:40, archived)
# Whom led the Pedant's Revolt?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Oct 2023, 19:53, archived)
# Hume lead the pedal’s revolve?
(I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Mon 23 Oct 2023, 20:23, archived)
# Human League's The Very Best Of?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Mon 23 Oct 2023, 21:38, archived)
# Dost thou not want me, baebe?
(rogerzilla, Tue 24 Oct 2023, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry] (just a pinch between yer cheek and gum)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 1:50, archived)
# THERE IS NO GAYSHIFT
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 1:32, archived)
# not so much :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 1:59, archived)
# Never was.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 2:14, archived)
# I LIKE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 3:28, archived)
# Actually . . .
this isn't half bad, as collide-o-scopes go!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 13:25, archived)
# Taylor's swift.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 14:37, archived)
# Oh, is that who it is?
I was getting Bet Lynch vibes...
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 15:09, archived)
# Britney's pears
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 17:18, archived)
# Brit Knee Spears

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 17:40, archived)
# i used to be an adventurer like you
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 21:11, archived)
# FREE BRITNEY
Christina Aguileras only 3 for £1, ask for our offers on Shakira
(rogerzilla, Tue 24 Oct 2023, 7:46, archived)
# It's Worse!
Miley Cyrus
(Hunnert Grand be kind to me. I'm new here, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 17:47, archived)
# all we hear is, radio gayshift
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 21:42, archived)
# You'll need better armour for /talk

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 0:01, archived)
# this is the most shameful bullying i have ever seen on this web portal
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 0:49, archived)
# which one am i?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 0:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 0:53, archived)
# I. AM. SO. FABULOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 1:47, archived)
# and totes adorbz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 2:11, archived)
# Actually I had a dream last night, and you were in it. This does look a bit like you.
We were in some kind of workshop, looking out a window, and all of a sudden a God-like figure floated down to Earth and situated himself behind a stone cross on a church. He looked like Moses with long grey hair and beard, wearing red and white robes. Suddenly we realized it was Jesus, and it was at that precise moment the whole world shook, and nobody could move at all, and we were all transfixed in the direction of Jesus. He said nothing at all, but you could feel his immense power. My only thought was, “This is it. Judgement Day!” Then I woke up. True story.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 2:12, archived)
# That gum you like is coming back in style.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Oct 2023, 13:46, archived)
# Walking home from Walthamstow Central Station one morning in my late teens
on the back end of a wonderful mushroom trip, I suddenly realized that even if Jesus Christ himself appeared to me and revealed that every word of the Christian bible was literally true, the whole heaven and hell thing, I'd still have to say something like, that's great and all, but right here is fine just as it is, there's no need to start worrying about all of that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Oct 2023, 13:54, archived)
# It’s ALL just a dream.
One big crazy dream.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Oct 2023, 16:07, archived)
# only if you wake up, atomic
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Oct 2023, 17:47, archived)
# IDGI
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 2:04, archived)
# you should be ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 0:50, archived)
# Sorry, I don’t know that word.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 2:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Bloody great skin care
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 18:59, archived)
# Love it!
Bathory Rules!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 19:22, archived)
# Thanks - nothing like a little medieval morbidity! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pizopop was here, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Mmmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 11:49, archived)
# You don't look like a peasant.
You don't smell like a peasant.
You're not on fire like a peasant.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 15:09, archived)
# You have a leper's hands








please give them back
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 9:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 0:54, archived)
# The little tabs at the button are for Cola ID
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 1:47, archived)
# P COLA?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 2:30, archived)
# It's an acquired taste, so I've heard
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 9:56, archived)
# So that's why the arches are golden.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 21 Oct 2023, 20:15, archived)
# her name was lola, she p some cola
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 21:17, archived)
# Hahaha
DIE P EDRO?!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 10:45, archived)
# :O ...wait, what?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 12:47, archived)
# YEAH, GO ON.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 14:40, archived)
# It says "Diet"...
Lose some weight, Pedro!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 22 Oct 2023, 15:09, archived)
# What did Grimace ever do to you Pedro?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 21:08, archived)
# Don't, he'll send you his "photographic evidence"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 21:18, archived)
# 😂
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 21:33, archived)
# Nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry]

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(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 20 Oct 2023, 23:09, archived)
# Ideal for ye gayshift crewe
(rogerzilla, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 9:53, archived)
# It’s a bit excessive…we’re not THAT gay.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 19:26, archived)
# You're not gay to go fagging?
Perhaps it's time to upgrade your stick?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 20:25, archived)
# My stick is up enough thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 21:44, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Oct 2023, 19:55, archived)
#
I like this, I want it on my wall...
(Keroscene, Fri 20 Oct 2023, 20:44, archived)
# Thanks, that means a lot :) Not as much as a like obviously, but a lot
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Oct 2023, 21:01, archived)
#
You got a like as well!
(Keroscene, Fri 20 Oct 2023, 21:11, archived)
# To be honest I don't know what to say now, I didn't prepare anything because I thought you'd tell me to fuck off.
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Oct 2023, 21:19, archived)
# I don't like the extra eyes.
The Yellow Submarine Marge Simpson hair is alright.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 20 Oct 2023, 21:01, archived)
# how many eyes does one of these normally have?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Oct 2023, 21:15, archived)
# If one of these = a face, the normal number is 2.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 20 Oct 2023, 21:59, archived)
# look are you going to give me a like or what
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Oct 2023, 22:08, archived)
# I gave this comment a like.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 20 Oct 2023, 23:08, archived)
# It's a start i guess
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Oct 2023, 23:41, archived)
# A bit Peter Max
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 1:35, archived)
# i like and like as well
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Mon 23 Oct 2023, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] logo
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 20 Oct 2023, 15:14, archived)
# This is shit and you're a cunt.
/ac
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 20 Oct 2023, 18:16, archived)
# Being you must be the shittiest burden on the planet :(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 2:35, archived)
[challenge entry] You do the Shake 'n' Sweep to hide the smell of sheep...
(plankton, Fri 20 Oct 2023, 14:40, archived)
# and put the freshness beep
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Oct 2023, 15:03, archived)
# Hmm…broom….goat…floating bucket….
WITCH!!!
WITCH!!!
WITCH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 21 Oct 2023, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I wish I'd done Fief & Tomato flavour...
(I helped save b3ta! laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease, Fri 20 Oct 2023, 14:09, archived)
# I'd eat a Pot Feudal
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 20 Oct 2023, 14:12, archived)
# How many calories per serfing?
Do they also make Serf & Turf flavour?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Oct 2023, 15:10, archived)
# First come...
... first serfed
(I helped save b3ta! laplandes is working on a pie that can cure all disease, Fri 20 Oct 2023, 15:36, archived)
# They're fine but I can't find clean water to cook them with
one dose of the bloody flux was quite enough, thank you
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 20 Oct 2023, 19:46, archived)
# lazy food pyramid
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Oct 2023, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry] iPod Knightmare

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(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 20 Oct 2023, 11:41, archived)
# Want to challenge someone to a duel using a glove?
There's a slap for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 20 Oct 2023, 15:12, archived)
# Spell casting O-V-E-R-P-R-I-C-E-D.
Sent from my iPhone.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 20 Oct 2023, 15:51, archived)

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