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[challenge entry] Awww...s'cute
(I helped save b3ta! Hyksos, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 17:05, archived)
# Awww...s'cute
I wish I could buy it.
(637sabs, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 19:18, archived)
# Awwww
everyone has stopped using B3ta Instant M3ss3nger... novelty worn off, has it? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 16:41, archived)
# could someone please tell me...
What posessed me to draw this picture this afternoon??
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 9 Mar 2002, 16:35, archived)
# A
whole glass of Prosac™ ???
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 16:38, archived)
# Because you
are an insane genius?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 16:44, archived)
# .
No.

(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 18:14, archived)
# No
No. What posessed you to draw this picture?
(637sabs, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 19:27, archived)
# Could it be...
Satan? (atan atan atan)
(Kimbo, Sun 10 Mar 2002, 0:14, archived)
# No. Satan is my friend.
He makes me do nice things.
Not draw cute fluffy animals.
Fluffy animals are evil spawn of God.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 10 Mar 2002, 3:15, archived)
# w00 I'm Wolverine!
Logan
I'm Logan
What X-Men Character are You?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 16:29, archived)
# I'm
also logan!!! :Oo
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 16:39, archived)
# ooh I'm so charming and devious ;)
Remy LeBeauI'm Remy LeBeauWhat X-Men Character are You?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 9 Mar 2002, 16:41, archived)
# I'm Mystique.
Apparently the only villain featured on that quiz.
*Evil laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! E.S.Blofeld, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 16:45, archived)
# not a photoshopped entry
but well fucking worth it
(skagg, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:39, archived)
# I like the way
it says "only one left in stock, order soon"
Yeah, right.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:43, archived)
# Jebus H. Rice!
Did you see that track listing?
"1. Sexual Sound FX: Male Masturbating (Slow)
2. Sexual Sound FX: Male Masturbating (Fast)
3. Sexual Sound FX: Ejaculation
4. Sexual Sound FX: Comical Ejaculation
5. Sexual Sound FX: Doggy Style"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:52, archived)
# One of the old BBC Sound Effects Albums...
...had an effect called "Horror Toilet" which was the sound of a toilet eating someone...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 16:05, archived)
# A google image search
for "horror toilet" returns a pic of Rudy Giuliani in about fifth place...

Why???
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 16:12, archived)
# BBC
Can you describe the sound of a toilet eating someone?
(637sabs, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 19:32, archived)
# Snarl!
Scream!, Chomp!, Chomp!, Chomp!, FLsuh, Gurgle!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sun 10 Mar 2002, 0:38, archived)
# Wheee Ha Ha
My dictionary didn't tell me what chomp means. I thought I rmembered that word from the Calvin and Hobbes comics (it is the noise you make when you chew?) and I found this
[IMG SCR="http://people.freenet.de/Amtthuelen/C+Htoi.png"]
Wheee
(637sabs, Sun 10 Mar 2002, 11:14, archived)
# In the style of those cards you find with the black and white pics on...
(AW Productions, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:27, archived)
[challenge entry] try again


Persistence, or should that be persistance?
(mick, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:24, archived)
# oops
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:27, archived)
# Yay
Should work now.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:34, archived)
# why???
how come the posting before mine, and the one after mine showed up in the CD cover competion thing - but mine didn't?

Do you think it is a posting problem>

I know dozens of ways to top myself - my friends have all done it.
(mick, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:13, archived)
# Did you
click on thje dropdown menu to enter the comp, or did you leave it at a normal post (default setting)?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:16, archived)
# i trust everyone will be
voting lib dem at the next election
(cold, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:11, archived)
# oh god
that was really funny in the crufts chat room there. Was that you lot that got kicked out with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:06, archived)
# I don't
know if you people are familiar with Sam Sloan, but he also writes hardcore pornography.

In short, this man is a frightening freak, and a source of merriment in blogs the world over...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:05, archived)
# nicecupoftea
have I fixed it? clicky
I have jiggled the script a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! E.S.Blofeld, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:04, archived)
# It all seems fine
But its hard to tell as both our Mac's wanted to download it first, so dragging the SWF straight to the browser might not give enough time for it to look odd.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:15, archived)
# ok cool.
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! E.S.Blofeld, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 16:33, archived)
# remember my password? I've forgotten my name
You're all lovely, thank-you for letting me talk to you..
(I'm so disgusted, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:00, archived)
# So nice
of you to say so.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:09, archived)
# If I find out
that you aren't what I imagine you to be, whatb then? without the ;b;
(mick, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 16:58, archived)
# Just so you all know
Shepherds pie is ready, I'm now proceeding to eat it...

Yummm!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:59, archived)
# umm!!???
Is it lumpy?
(mick, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:03, archived)
# Well
no lumpier than shepherds pie should be (?!)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:05, archived)
# potatoes
the secret, you should know is using a fork, not one of those things to beat them - different story if it's female, it should be one of those things.
(mick, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:08, archived)
# Well
seeing as I live alone, I just had a packet job, but it was very nice.

I've finished it now though.

Thanks to the people of this board for inspiring me to cook shepherds pie, that was exactly what I needed... :)) YUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:13, archived)
# We like
First Shepheards pie with peas, and second Shepheards pie with Baked Beans. I always think we should make the French eat Shephrads Pie with Baked Beans, and mugs of tea. They would be well out of their depth.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:23, archived)
# I think just the fact that
you were serving them an English dish that wasn't roast beef would confuse them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:25, archived)
# I fancy another one
Might have to make more.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:03, archived)
# Oh!
wish mine said that
(mick, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:05, archived)
# Hey I've had an idea
Let's invade the BBC's crufts chatroom and abuse the uglyfucker dogs type thing yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:56, archived)
# on the count of 3
1...
(skagg, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:03, archived)
# No
The dogs would bite you
(mick, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:03, archived)
# or
we could throw some kittens into the ring just for a laff
(I helped save b3ta! E.S.Blofeld, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:06, archived)
# gone 9pm
no more barks tonight
(mick, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:09, archived)
# Flibz
I'm getting error on messenger-
[which is fixed now, so we'll get rid of
the nasty diagnostic message]
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:36, archived)
# Should be okay now
I was mid-code ;)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:38, archived)
# Did that to me too
I just ignored it and it went away..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:40, archived)
# It's one of the perks of me
knocking up something like b3ta m3ss3nger in a couple of hours.

You get all the typo errors and such-like, cos I'm developing using the live code.

Very bad form, but I can't be doing with all the messing around.

Quick and dirty - that's me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:43, archived)
# You said
quick and dirty - made me giggle.. Don't tell Nicey..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:47, archived)
# Nudge Nudge
Wink Wink
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:48, archived)
# wasn't this
sort of talk outlawed recently? No Pythoning.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:54, archived)
# really?
am I in the wrong place?
(mick, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:10, archived)
# Umm
all quiet on the s/e front?
(mick, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] innit
(skagg, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:26, archived)
# this would..
..have to be a dvd release. Or some kind of 600 cd compilation album that "you cant buy in shops, so order now by phone!"
(pissycocks GIRAFFETASTIC!, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:35, archived)
# precisely the reason
you wouldnt buy it
(skagg, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:04, archived)
# Just so you know
I was so inspired by the board that I'm going to stick a shepherds pie in the oven now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:09, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:11, archived)
# Hoorah
We need a uplifting 'Shepheards Pie Sweeping All over the Land' type song to sing, resulting in a coast to coast party of mince cooking and potato mashing. Veggies can use TVP, before you all harp on, and call 'Industrial Soya Protein Engineers Pie'
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:16, archived)
# i'm using random vegetables and a lot of oxo...
here's my song:

from milton keynes to the isle of wight,
there's something special in the oven tonight.
from manchester to berwick town,
the smell of mince meat going brown.

it's shepherd's pie day today,
so settle down after work,
when mum cuts you a slice, shout yay!
and when you've finished it, burp.

not very good, but pretty spontaneous...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:23, archived)
# That's fantastic!
I laughed lots, and narrowly avoided spilling my wine.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:24, archived)
# Fantastic
It has to be sung as a soul music type thing, Issac Hayes / Edwin Starr stylee
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:28, archived)
# Yay!
Although I'd simply
like to add
I'm not a mum
In fact, a dad!

[and my shepherds pie wot I made was yummy]
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:40, archived)
# 'twas merely an artistic device (or lack of).
alas, my mum isn't likely to serve me anything over 400 miles away. well she can, but i won't eat it, on account of my cruelly non-telescopic mouth being unable to reach the plate from such a distance.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:43, archived)
# Better than
an autistic device any day...

I wonder what an autistic device looks like *ponder*
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:50, archived)
# Hmmmm..
A microwave shepards pie somehow found its way into my freezer a few weeks ago.
I guess this is some kind of sign telling me to actually eat the damn thing.

ick.. here goes. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:20, archived)
# Go for it
You'll be alright we are all with you on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:25, archived)
# Well...
That was almost edible, at least until I got past the mashed potato.

I think I'll throw the rest away and improve tonight's culinary experience with a Pot Noodle.
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:45, archived)
# We
have a spare one in the fridge if you'd like it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:53, archived)
# What?
A pot noodle or a shepards pie?
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:09, archived)
# Shepherds pie
Pot noodle's in the larder
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:21, archived)
# Nah..
Had enough shepards pie for one day. And enough of that particular make for life.
I think the pot noodle wins on taste and nutritional value, but that's only cos if you eat the plastic cup as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:25, archived)
# We've
gone on to crisps now, but supplies are dangerously low.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:37, archived)
# mmmmn,.. crisps
Just bought 24 earlier today. Tesco's is your friend.

It's gonna be a night of crisps and beer and probably more silly CDs if I can actually think of anything worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:46, archived)
# Ouchy the Clown

mmm.. pickle
(minoltion, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 17:38, archived)
# Whatever happened to..
Marmite flavour Mini Cheddars?

They were great, and you can't get them any more *pout*
(I helped save b3ta! Lum, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 18:08, archived)
# Which other tradespeople have their own Pies?
I know fishermen do, what about Lorry Drivers or Postmen or even Graphic Designers. They need their own pies other wise they'll surely starve to death.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 15:42, archived)
# Here's
Today's slippier Gallery
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sat 9 Mar 2002, 14:07, archived)

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