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# I want one
of these
(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:55, archived)
# the tat that people sell
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:58, archived)
# i had to see them all
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:00, archived)
# "tales of the unexpected"
they dance to the theme tune.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:28, archived)
# Damn
too late to buy you the single:
http://page.auctions.shopping.yahoo.com/uk/auction/60178775?aucview=list
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:42, archived)
# That is...
hypnotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Hyksos, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:39, archived)
# that calls for a
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:59, archived)
# Thats so great!
It really looks like Fred and Gaz are saying the B3ta catchphrases! That in itself calls for a

Woo! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:06, archived)
# you see much...
...that is hidden oh lumpbucket
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:31, archived)
# that is too beautiful for words
...




see?
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:20, archived)
[challenge entry] I feel happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:52, archived)
# Oh Yes
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:37, archived)
# oh wow...
Is this the follow up to their hugely popular 2000 album, 'Otter Felching'?
(twelveways, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:44, archived)
# You forgot the EP
"Marmoset Rimming Breakdown Vol II" released at the back end of 01
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:49, archived)
# Oh the mental images thats sparked...
*scarred for life*

thanks.
(Elisabeth Parma Ham, Parma Violets, Parmesan, Robert Palmer, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:49, archived)
# You are welcome
... are you still getting hassled about that pink make-up thing?
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:52, archived)
# doesn't the continued
bringing-up-of-it-on-the-board count as hassle? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:53, archived)
# Christ Lumpbucket...
...you caught me out again. That's 3 times today. Do I have to do another elephant pic now?
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:55, archived)
# If you like
just make it really funny.

I have every faith in your ability to do this.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:57, archived)
# Ok


How's that?
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:11, archived)
# Well
I liked it!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 9:13, archived)
# Crazed dutch man takes hostages
protesting against widescreen Tv's :p

''"demonstrating against the manipulative sellers of wide-screen television".
He accused them of selling "creative nonsense"''

viva la 4:3 revolution !!11

:min
(minoltion, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:36, archived)
# old age sucks
(winklepickers, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I actually would buy this.....


eh? eh? where's me washboard!?
(Joose2001, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:26, archived)
# this comes with the hooked on catchphrases cd
(I helped save b3ta! DaWolfey, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 10:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Songs Of Krays
Ere.. there's a bloke in the third row not singin'
(I helped save b3ta! Watty, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:13, archived)
# Crab Bloke hits the dance floor at King of Boots


and suddenly there's space all around as people make room for the master.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:07, archived)
# He's waltzing
with the invisible woman again, damn him.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:29, archived)
# Has crab-bloke seen Monster Muntz yet?
It's here.
Already posted it here earlier!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:31, archived)
# Oi Flibz!
Is anyone having trouble connecting to flibs.dns2go.com/?
I wannamy messengah! Could be this end - the proxy has been acting the prick all day...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:04, archived)
# Inspired by..
a posting 2 weeks ago and playing it too much at the weekend...



bigger
version
(Jamsie, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:58, archived)
# Parrot Licking
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:42, archived)
# oh oh
now The Broons are angry
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:36, archived)
# News Flash.....Scientists
Have a sense of humour.....

Surely not...

www.bris.ac.uk/Depts/Chemistry/MOTM/silly/sillymols.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:34, archived)
# this looks like one of niceys monsters
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:44, archived)
# it's prawnzillarine
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:03, archived)
# i see frank the cat is in the news again
best wishes frank, for a speedy recovery.

news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_1866000/1866406.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:31, archived)
# kitten cam? puh!
try this instead
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:37, archived)
# WOW!
naked mole rats, i'm not sure if that can be classed as work safe (if your a mole rat)

more animal cam please :)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:40, archived)
# eat my bird
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:21, archived)
# it looks like
a parrot got there first.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:23, archived)
# Jamie Oliver licking the plumage from a Golden-mantled Rosella
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:25, archived)
# OK Lumpbucket - you got me
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:21, archived)
# Yay!
Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:47, archived)
# well...
you did catch me out trying to be a smartarse and you were right all along
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:49, archived)
# Woo just got my first hate mail
To nicecupofteaandasitdown.com from a Mr Jim Campbell who said "Take this twoddle of the internet you fucking crettins!
"
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:11, archived)
# Can't even spell twaddle for gawds sake....
Ramblings of a loon no doubt.

I got some nice flames for "fake my death". Also by loons, funnily enough!
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:13, archived)
# Quite
I'm pleased that I've hacked him off enough that he felt compelled to mail me. Its inspired me to more crap and pointless stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:24, archived)
# yay
that's the attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:25, archived)
# yay!
only important people get hate mail- enjoy your new VIP status!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:14, archived)
# Yes I was strangely pleased
Maybe it was the custard cream review I stuck up last night that pushed this guy over the edge.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:18, archived)
# Is your site down?
I keep checking it but it don't work none
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:24, archived)
# works okay for me.
including the highly controversial custard cream review. perhaps it was the suggestion of coffee mornings that angered him so?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:27, archived)
# Seems to be up
Follow the link from my profile, see if that does it.
(I helped save b3ta! nicey, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:37, archived)
# Works Now
Cheers - I'm gonna have a Hob Nob
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:45, archived)
# i heart profiles
very useful.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:46, archived)
# I've had 2 threats of legal action to be taken against me
before about pictures on my site that someone sent in of their workmates.
They couldn't even make the effort to ask politely, just to-the-point abuse.
(Nacho, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:15, archived)
# i love
somethingawful's attitude to legal threats
www.somethingawful.com/legal/

i myself only get complaints from Brian Harvey, Brian May and Babylon Zoo fans.

Anyone that begins with a B, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:05, archived)
# Go
Leonard "J." Crabs
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:34, archived)
# In your face
with a can of mace
(Nacho, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:57, archived)
# perhaps he's a coffee drinker.
.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:17, archived)
# I get complaints about
kill your friends every so often. Although most emails are saying, "shit! I've uploading my friend. And they've seen it. And now they hate me. please take it down."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:18, archived)
# did you reply
and tell him to 'get a fucking education?' :)

One small sentence and 3 spollinf mistools. I wonder what his other brain cell does?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:18, archived)
# He's probably
an MD or something ;)
(I helped save b3ta! flibz, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:19, archived)
# or a
politician.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:30, archived)
# Can't be
an MD, he knows how to use the internet...
(TommyTheMuff is a new dad and luvvin it, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:55, archived)
# i get some fantastic stuff
in the stupid animals guestbook. those crazy animal lovers..

"HOW THE HELL CAN U GUYS PUT UP SHIT LIKE DIS???? I MEAN THERE WAS A BUNNY IN A FUCKING WHEELCHAIR !!!!!!!!! HOW CAN U CALL ANIMALS STUPID WHEN THEY HAVE A DISABILITY???? BURN IN HELL, U BASTARDS!!!!!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! tomdog, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:23, archived)
# did you see the url of his webiste?
What a wit.
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:32, archived)
# hehe
'how can you call animals stupid when they have a disability?'
thats comedy that is!! sweet
(scabby dog, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:39, archived)
# "i love pigeons, where r the pigeons"
made me smile. dunno why.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:51, archived)
# They've even got the gay dog superheroes on there

And look at this..

He scares me
(Nacho, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:00, archived)
# Did you know
that Mr Jim Campbell is an anagram of "Dozy twat"

It's not really but I have to deal with people moaning at me all day so I have no sympathy for people who can't take a joke.

Eeeep
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:28, archived)
# You don't
work for Amex do you? I hav people moaning at me all day. Sort of used to taking the abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:30, archived)
# I have a vague memory
of Redifusion saying you owned a pub in Salisbury. I could be wrong though.
He was also talking in detail about the fourth dimension which if you're in the third dimension is 'time' but if you are in the fourth dimension it is something completey different. Or maybe he was saying it was you that lived on the lubricated clue bus. It was all very confusing at 6.30 in the morning.
(Nacho, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:54, archived)
# I don't own
a pub, but you'd think I would the amount of money spent in the bastads.
(I helped save b3ta! Ted, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 8:32, archived)
# cute
clicky
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:11, archived)
# he's back
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 6:58, archived)
# Help m'boab!
That's braw.
(milk_explosion, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:04, archived)
# panel 3 is very good.
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:05, archived)
# yay!
more scottish jokes, please!

this is my contribution:
A woman walks into a bakers (in scotland, of course), points to something on the counter, and says "is that a macaroon or a merangue?"

and the baker says "you're right. it's a macaroon."

phonetic joke. doesn't really work. but i tried.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:05, archived)
# thanks youse
there's mare ti come don't you worry.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 11 Mar 2002, 7:11, archived)

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