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# Just because

[insert "pity the fool" joke here]
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# :)
Ba Ba Ba Rakus
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)
# Have you any woo'
yes sir, yes sir, three bags foo'
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:48, archived)
# hehehe
eheh
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:49, archived)
# I like it
It's T to the max!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Must of been done..
...but like i care.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# ou est cette dome ca?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# je pense que
c'est le West du Minster
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)
# is it not
notre dame?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Umm I cheated
and looked at the filename.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:48, archived)
# it's very gothic
and reminded me of the one in prague, i bow to your filename cheatery!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:51, archived)
# I learnt it off a gangster
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:55, archived)
# i dunno
i jsut googled it, i've never seen the bloody thing
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)
# I was looking for Notre Dame pics when I did this piss-poor-pun earlier


and it still looks like it to me?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:51, archived)
# the lunchbox of notre dame?
you're mad, aren't you?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:52, archived)
# LunchPACK
get it right ;)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:54, archived)
# ah
i'm mad. makes sense, really.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:57, archived)
# if that's crazy, i don't want to be sane
Bravo! well punned.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:57, archived)
# yes i have a ps2 but


it's not as funny without the logo
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# By implication
it should be funny now?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:41, archived)
# maybe not to you
it's funny to me and that's all that matters :p
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Very true
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# now now, play nice
and besides - I think the pic is more ironic than funny, but poignant nevertheless.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# that's what I was kind of
going for.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# 'Splain it then, Lucy!
All I see is an old poster with some console logos stuck on it for no apparent reason...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# It speaks to me of
the great pity that kids nowadays would rather be playing video games than throwing mud at cows and cutting up things with scissors and stuff like that.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# I divide
my time between the two equally.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# i set fires
at my house they're called "Uh-ohs"
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:48, archived)
# hahaha
reminds me of Chief Wiggum's kid.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:49, archived)
# it should!
he said it during "fireman day" at the school.

"FIRE......truck"

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:51, archived)
# "I love you super nintendo Chalmers"
Edit: I have a feeling I messed that line up somehow.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:52, archived)
# lol
no, it was perfect!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:54, archived)
# ok,
good. Just making sure. I don't even remember what episode it was on, so I figured the chances of me messing it up were high.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Although I don't have the pedantic monkey/elvis jpeg at my disposal
wasn't the quote "Hi Principal Skinner, Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers"

(Episode is the one where Lisa cheats on her Wind in the Willows test)

Apologies, I have about 200 eps on my pc. Sad I know.

.......I'll get my coat
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)
# if you got your coat
I would have to get mine. However I have been slowly deleting my collection as the DVDs come in. I'm up to season two, I really want Season 3.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# "Here is a drawing of a spirokeet"
.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 23:08, archived)
# "I bent my wookie"
:(
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 23:12, archived)
# .
I prefer throwing scissors at mud and cutting up things with cows, but thats just a personal preference
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:49, archived)
# Have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Not an insult, just a quote from one of my favourite films of all time :)

Edit:in case anyone's wondering, it's said to corporal (?) spunkmeyer by the bird whose name I have forgotten in Aliens. It might be the other way round too.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:52, archived)
# no
have you?

correct response i think, but buggered if i can remember what film it was. oh wait, aliens, yeah?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Vasquez!
Dammit Gorman, you always were an asshole.

If it weren't really late I think I would have to watch that again.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 23:01, archived)
# No,
Have you?

/edit b3tan!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:58, archived)
# oi oi!
be nice :¬)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:48, archived)
# I give up...
I wanna be nice about it, I just would like to understand it rather than throw a woo at it for no reason....

Kids!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)
# A good thing
they cleared the road when they did:

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:35, archived)
# strangely,
that makes me think of the Goonies. But then, most things make me think of the Goonies.

=)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Thread hijack
google searches are so great. I just found this and it makes me laugh for some reason.
trucks and cheese
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# yup
I laughed too.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# surprisingly
there are very few results for 'gay midget sex.'

The Interwebnet really let me down today...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)
# didn't you find
www.gaymidgetsex.com on your travels?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:53, archived)
# why why why
did i click that?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:55, archived)
# gotcha!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:55, archived)
# I was looking for free image to photoshop
not credit card statement that would come back to haunt me
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:55, archived)
# touché
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:56, archived)
#
"I was looking for free image to photoshop,
not credit card statement that would come back to haunt me."

- Pete Townsend
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 23:01, archived)
# LOL
!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 23:08, archived)
# Cos they left that
big purple helmet at the top of that chopped saussie?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)
# it's making my teeth hurt
i don't know why...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Tragically,
that makes me think of the Goodies. But then, most things make me think of the Goodies
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# i read that
as the goonies.

*edit* looks up....that'll be why then.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# "deja...oh"
when you realise you have seen something before
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)
# <i>TAGS!</i>
silly chicken!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:51, archived)
# hmm?
=p
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:53, archived)
# infinite koalas!
Just 'cos.

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Why did
the first koala fall out of the tree?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:34, archived)
# It was distracted
watching a chicken crossing the road
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:35, archived)
# No
It was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# It was
fucking the first koala?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)
# No.
It was dead.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:41, archived)
# It
was dead?

Somehow I know this will be wrong...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)
# .
bandwagon
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:46, archived)
# but why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree.
i need to know!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)
# because it thought
it was a game!

edit erm yeah, bandwagon. Saw that, honestly ;)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)
# It was
bungyjumping!

I think "bandwagon" is the right answer though... You swine Manic; Tony Blair stands no chance against you!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:51, archived)
# haha what
a top joke! :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 23:10, archived)
# I cant stop watching
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:34, archived)
# yoiks!
and yoiks again!

yoiks is all
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:35, archived)
# woocalyptus!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:35, archived)
# Deja woo!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Its
a Koala Fractal. amazing
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:42, archived)
# woo!
I guess that must just be what koalas do then. I thought they just ate eucalyptus all day!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Um, don't ask me to explain it

because I can't
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# It's a metaphor
innit? Something about the transience of art and the futility of fame?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# what he said
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
#
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# yay
for golf sales!

/ducks
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:31, archived)
# silly chicken
i believe that's what *they* say isn't it?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# woops!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Silly tags!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Oh I say...


You wuz b3tan!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Lights out, you lot
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Woo!!!
Nobel prize!!!
8D
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:30, archived)
# you would say that..
but so will I. That rocks!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# you would
wouldn't you?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:34, archived)
# absolutely!
8)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# they should have a nobel prize for lightbulbs
oh, how they should
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# yup!
and one for paintmashes!
8)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:41, archived)
# you know
we might be on to something
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:42, archived)
# and also one
for sleeping late in the morning!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)
# oh no
the real prize is for sleeping late into the afternoon :¬)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)
# yeah!
haha!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 23:00, archived)
# wooh
and quite litteraly, yay!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 23:08, archived)
# OOOhhh...
...Chaotic Illuminator has a suit like that.

Probably.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:30, archived)
# You cheeky bastard...
Thought I wasn't about, huh?

(just popped in on a mate's PC... I'm in London tonight)

Actually, that would be a cool suit, except that you couldn't sit down...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:33, archived)
# evening sir...
...you could sit down, but you would be picking shards of glass out of your ass for weeks after.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:35, archived)
# He is sat down
on that spike.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# and
where *is* trashcanglam tonight anyway?

*edit* probably picking shards of glass out of his ass,now i think about it...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# I think he's collecting money
for "Stars with Terminal Diseases". I believe he is in favour.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# you know him
so well...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:53, archived)
# what if you surrounded the suit in bubble wrap?
still lets the light through, but safe for bulbs. though i wouldn't try any sports in that
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)
# chapeau!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# oooooooooh that is brilliant
i love that so very much in so very many different ways

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Fantastic
!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:42, archived)
# fantastic
mail the kaiser he'll love it
ooh he saw it first I'm just a dumbass
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# yep!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)
# wooo
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:59, archived)
# I'm not really proud of myself, but...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Oh but
you should
be.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:30, archived)
# eccellente grandissimo !
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:30, archived)
# yay
excellent Bob Rossage
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# I'll add
Bob Rossalicious. i'll add a happy little woo over here and a happy little yay right next to it.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Technical help please.
I tried installing mozilla, but then uninstalled it, but now, my Temp internet files don't automatically delete when the folder fills up anymore. anyone know how to handle this?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Mozilla doesn't touch
Temporary Internet Files - it has its own (more secure! Could you have guessed?) cacheing system.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:30, archived)
# does it really need to be secure
who is actually going to break into your browser cache?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Hackers!
Duh!
8o))
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# my general attitude to computer security is that it doesn't matter
since no one's going to be interested enough to want to look.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# My attitude is
j0 j0 I iz t3h 1337357 I is t3h ownz0r hax0r!!!!!11111
Really.
*edit* Actually, your browser cache info is quite valuable to marketers and is often exposed by spyware components installed with dodgy p2p clients...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# bah
i can't get into opera's cache as i can't be arsed to download some plugin doodah, so there's no way anyone else is getting in there.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Opera's is
well secure as well - not sure how to actually acces those files...!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:59, archived)
# mozilla will keep it's cache somewhere else
it's probably somewhere in IE's internet options, there's probably a tickbox saying "empty temporary internet files when..." or something.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:31, archived)
# i oculdn't find it, but i'll have to look some more i guess.
I don't know that it was Mozilla, but I had no problems with my temp internet files till i installed it, and now it doesn't work.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:41, archived)
# Edit>Preferences>Web Browser>Advanced>Cache:Empty cache now
should do it for IE5

/edit this time it's right! sorry!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Doesn't work for me. I have no "prefs" tab under edit.
all i have is an "internet options" under tools. thanks all, though. i'll just have to keep looking 'round.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Just ran IE to check (ugh)
In tools -> options is a delete Temp Files bit in the first tab... Been there since IE4 IIRC...
...why did you uninstall moz?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:53, archived)
# i don't use it when i don't have to
it's big, fat and slow. my machine cannae cope. mind you, it's still there, just unused.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:58, archived)
# I happily dedicate a full
40MB of valuable RAM to it and this P3 copes fine... I just can't Opera - I know it's fast but it's also fucked - a very bare attempt to comply to defined standards... Opera is always the 'dodgy' test when I'm writing pages.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Kurosawa had second thoughts

about ending Throne of Blood with a paintball fight.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Arf arf
It might have made more sense that way, though.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:28, archived)
# segoi!
Berry gudo!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:28, archived)
# very
very nice. I love his facial expression!
wyh
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:28, archived)
# .
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:24, archived)
# sir/madam!
chapeau! for the name at the very least!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Aaaaaahhhh!
Bless. I want one!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)
# does it bite?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# Not
to my knowledge. It does have the power to turn you into a newt though...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:30, archived)
# eep!
/me legs it
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:30, archived)
# last for me
promise

(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:23, archived)
# kinda reminds me
of this

and while I'm reposting, here's my abbey road from a while ago:
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)
# i don't know why i bother!
b3tan at every turn!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# they're not exactly identical
and besides, yours is woo AND yay.

see?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:30, archived)
# What was that
about "Mind the Doors"
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Best use of a plastic bag
2003
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:22, archived)
# oof!
It had to be done. I won't hold it against you.

;op
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Fnord (throod joock)
Found the codecs for you:
www.moviecodec.com/download/indeo511.exe

I think that should do it.
More here:
www.moviecodec.com/download/codecs.shtml
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:23, archived)
# Counter-jack!
I've had to swap from my index finger to middle finger for mouse wheel scrollage due to hand pain spaz thingies but this middle finger hasn't had the practice! It can barely make half the board without a rest... Tough training ahead so I need more b3ta - post more new lunacy so my middle finger can stand proud and scroll a whole board page!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# what on earth were you using the index finger the mouse wheel?
they put it in the middle of the mouse so it was near your middle finger. makes sense, non?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Umm I use my index finger
my middle finger is as dextrous as a rubber glove filled with putty.

Although now I feel inadequate, I might start excercising mine now...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# There's that as well...
...this middle finger is as manouverable as an ignoramus' opinions.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Well fi you practice with
all FIVE fingers.....
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Indeed,
but I have old, old habits...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# despite having mouse gestures, that you'd imagine would make me use the mouse more
i still use pgup, pgdown, home and end more than anything else.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)
# Well, if you count work
my alt-tabbage is highest :o)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:41, archived)
# thanks
cancel e-mail request below :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:33, archived)
# After his unsuccesful porn career
Freddie moved into main stream advertising.



porn freddy
yes I know the blades are shite! :)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:16, archived)
# fookin' sell-out!
but hats (and limbs) off to him.

Yay!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Yes
Who can forget his wonderful series of ads with Eddie Scissorhands, cut all too short by the totally inevitable tragic accident with the ferret.

Hmm, I think its time for me to go.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:24, archived)
# You've never watched Sex in the City?
I won't even attempt to explain the 'funky spunk' thing. Use your imagination..... then stop....... oops, too far!

/Hughie, Ralph, Aunt Ruth. ;o)
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:25, archived)
# I did see the scene
you were referring to - quite strange
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:30, archived)
# There!
Ha! You admit it! Why does that please me? :o\
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Oo, I say!
Very Swissh!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Poor Freddie thought he was so tough
But then he found b3ta ....



Thanks to Brainstuff (as you can see) for the original.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)
# who did that thing about communism
It was in reference to posting images but some websites won't host your images on other sites or something. I saw it in someone's profile the other day and I have an idea.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] It's all rather pathetic, really...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:15, archived)
# Erm
The Furti(ve) dozen?
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:22, archived)
# *yawn*...
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:15, archived)
# i like
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:22, archived)
# What falls?
I cant make it out, but I know its WOO!
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Its a polar bear
with a bottle.
sorry its so tiny
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:27, archived)
# *squints*
ooh
so it is.
(, Thu 23 Jan 2003, 22:28, archived)

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