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I am going to wast a WHOLE new thread to say

It's 5pm and I have finished for the week! Friday night here I come..... (Rapitinui you lucky sod! Monday off!)

You may jack this thread as much as you like - It COULD have been the thread that stoped children starving in Africa, or the war with Iraq or gave the G W Bush Scarecrow a brain - BUT I WASTED IT SO YOU WILL NEVER KNOW

Laters all see you in the spazz!!!!

/edit: Muhahahahahaha

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:12, archived)

Hehehehe

yes, that's the only thing I like about Auckland..
Anniversary Day off!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
no work on Monday!
woooooo-hoooooo!

engari, ka kite ano e K3rry.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:23, archived)

Weir

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Ratsta, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:24, archived)

in response to sir sand goblins linkage earlier

those who are familiar with bill hicks (god) will get this

(cheebatv, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:57, archived)

Is that the devil in the same room as Bush?

There goes my theory

(Monkeypuppet, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:01, archived)

Hehehe

..trying to think of a US president in my lifetime that hasn't sucked Satan's cock..

...

..nope, still nothing

good pic too, nice glass cock

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:01, archived)

Bill

Hicks?

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:40, archived)

I can't remember the quote exactly

although that routine is on the only Bill Hicks album I own..
I was just rambling, not quoting this time.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:51, archived)

is it

"sucking satan's pecker...suck it"

(Yarbo, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 6:25, archived)

Who cares?

ooh look, I've wasted a thread!

I'll justify this thread by re-posting this

with links to
this

P.s., I love everyone!!!

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:54, archived)

*Threadjack*

10 Mins till home, Night Rob if you're still lurking..... :)

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:55, archived)

I encourage

this kind of threadjacking on my thread-waste

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supermoore: HUNG, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:56, archived)

hahah

woo yay
night

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:58, archived)

Night

/light

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:00, archived)

Today is a good day to DIY

old bandwagons are the best bandwagons, they say

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Rainman, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:46, archived)

an old travis song?

i am confused.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:47, archived)

it's from an old bandwagon

"It's a good day to die" - says worf

the image is grabbed from the "DIY Spiderman" page hailed in the newsletter.

i'll try harder next time, i swear.

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Rainman, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:49, archived)

sorry

i just wasn't here for that bandwagon :)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:51, archived)

no prob.

i had never seen what the pap was a "bazil brush" until a month ago.

boom boom, eh?

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Rainman, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:54, archived)

right

Good god, it's the Pinhead Army. "Sir Sand Goblin" (buuurrrppp), "sack" (as in nutsack? which you wish held a little more than at present?), "James" from B3ta.com (ooh, h4X0r lIn60 LOLOLOLOLZ), "king dong" (OH! SO! FUNNYLOLOLOLPORN), "gonads" (which you have both sets of, eh, mate?): you do know that you are all morons, right? Just checking.

the owner made fun of b3ta.

SPAM ATTAAAAAAAACCCKKKK!!!!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:37, archived)

right on bro!

/commencing spam

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:40, archived)

i pretended to be basil brush

and made my own, oily version of 'War, what is it good for?'

teehee, aren't i a one.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:41, archived)

oh, you!

i just signed one as president bush.... working on a limerick now...

EVERYBODY POST A LIMERICK!!!!

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:43, archived)

teehee

i no good at rhyming.
I just type abuse, no?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:44, archived)

I made my feelings known

through the usage of poetry, and it's a poetry forum.

isn't that a constitutional right or something? :)

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:41, archived)

i'm sure i can manage

a limerick if i put my mind to it - thats about the limit of my artistic capacity.

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:42, archived)

May I Spazz

www.b3ta.com/board/548614

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:43, archived)

and

www.b3ta.com/board/548908

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:44, archived)

Oh and

www.b3ta.com/board/549845

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:45, archived)

hey, quality spazzage!

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:45, archived)

only if I can...

www.b3ta.com/board/639085

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:46, archived)

That bit on Henry Finch

was top class, mate. Good stuff.

(Monkeypuppet, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:07, archived)

over there,

they twist anything to make it a constitutional right.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:42, archived)

i think

i had the last say boys

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:44, archived)

keeping up the British end

or something.
yay

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:46, archived)

I didnt post a poem

Couldnt think of one, but now i sure am gonna try.

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:44, archived)

for some reason

i am now not allowed to post there.
how rude.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:49, archived)

oooh, stroppy!

"Congratulations! You are all now banned, and will have to go somewhere else to circle jerk. I've got all your names, numbers, blood types, and IP addresses, and your parents' names too, so that the Army of the Empire of America will be able to round you up and throw you in the torture chambers right away. Oops -- did I give away the Secret Plan? Oh well, it's not like you Limey weaklings can do anything about it."

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:49, archived)

haha

i love a country with freedom of speech.

hold on a minute...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:50, archived)

oh well

that passed an hour
until tommorow
night all;)

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:52, archived)

night night

and remember

'OH! SO! FUNNYLOLOLOLPORN'

is the best comeback a right wing american can come up with.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:54, archived)

don't mess with the yanks

Or they'll come and blow you up with the tank they found in their grandfather's arsenal...

/izzard

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:55, archived)

I love Eddie Izzard

Oh, you've probably gone to bed.
Oh well.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 6:16, archived)

yes, i have.

But now i'm back. :-)

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 8:56, archived)

aww

and i was gonna post the Dr Henry FInch poem too...

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:51, archived)

teehee

i'm just glad they got annoyed.

Remind me to post the link in the middle of the day, whenthey'll get a really HUGE spam infestation.
MWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:52, archived)

Post the link in the middle of the day, whenthey'll get a really HUGE spam infestation.
MWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA.

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:54, archived)

hahah

your evil
go on
do it
do it
do it

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:54, archived)

oh i will

i always wanted to be a bit like mike moore.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:55, archived)

A lovely

American.

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Artamnesia, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:40, archived)

Indeed

I saw Bowling for Columbine last week, most excellent. Then they played Roger & Me on TV this week.. (11:00 at night, unfortunately, kept me up till half one)
..must buy his book instead of just reading chapters in the bookshop..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:53, archived)

hehehe

I think maybe we've touched a nerve there, guys!

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:52, archived)

Yay!

flame war on another stupid bulletin board.
You go guys..
funny reading but I'm too busy to vent myself
/delurk

edit: just checked back on that site - muwahahahahaha! yous got a good reaction out of those dumb pricks. Can they not take a joke or what? definitely one for the newsletter..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:57, archived)

amusement

and now sleep
nytol :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 4:00, archived)

Probably not funny but...

... it's something that I've noticed since Die Hard. Perhaps it's a trade mark?

(Cartroo, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:29, archived)

what the fuck is this?

b3ta.com/eggy-in-the-baldies/

(numlockers, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:13, archived)

A damn good

game by the looks of it

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:14, archived)

tis a great game

i'm addicted.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:20, archived)

it's a shit game

there's only two heads that look like eggs.

(numlockers, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:20, archived)

i don't think that's the point

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:24, archived)

and the point is?

(numlockers, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:24, archived)

if i could tell you that

i would own b3ta.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:25, archived)

what would you do with b3ta if you owned it?

(numlockers, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:27, archived)

probably

try to keep my ears warm with it.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:28, archived)

Sell it the the Americans

as a concept for a reality tv show

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:30, archived)

It was probably a good learning experience for the person who made it

like Rock Paper Stripper and
Australian B3ta and
B3ta Pages (under cons) and
WorkBoresMe Quiz were for me

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:28, archived)

from the wbm quiz

i take it she's quite easy.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS..ahem

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:34, archived)

Pssst

Don't say nasty things about WBM while Rob's here!
Related Spazz: www.b3ta.com/board/703358

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:36, archived)

It's very hard

tho, I keep getting it wrong!

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:23, archived)

Harry - use some of your magic

to make me a real bird!!!

\^o^/

(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:04, archived)

sweet

...

Oooh. I liked this one too
www.limpfish.com/pics/34/2/

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rob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:06, archived)

HAHA

Hava bava looloo...

(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:07, archived)

nope

I said it out loud and I still didn't understand ...

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rob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:10, archived)

Don't work for me either...

. . . but it shits people up if you say it out loud... wiva woo . . .

(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:23, archived)

Has somebody thrown eggs in his eyes..

..or is it just natural spongage?

(nice pic as well)

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:07, archived)

hahah

fuckin spongage hahhah

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:11, archived)

that made me chuckle

still am actually.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:12, archived)

What if Pinter had used 'spong' instead on 'pong'

Now that would be a debate!

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:15, archived)

or even

spoongage
he'd win the world cup, the fa cup and the grand national

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:16, archived)

would that make Pinter a b3tan?

how cool would that be?

He'd be on constant comma patrol though...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:17, archived)

Indeed.

A fully fledged member of the apostrophe police as well.

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:19, archived)

please

go here
and hurl some abuse at the tosser making fun of Pinter just because he used the word 'pong' in his lates poem.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:56, archived)

done and done.

pricks...

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:02, archived)

Can you paraphrase

for me?

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rob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:05, archived)

so i see

did you read some of 'their' posts?

Absolute tripe.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:05, archived)

done it

haha
gave them some poetry to mull over
poetry from only fools and horses

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:10, archived)

teehee

very goood.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:11, archived)

you should

see some of the shit the yanks write on the medal of honour pc game message boards
bloody fruitcakes
and they can get a gun from the fucking spar

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:14, archived)

just posted my own poem

under the name 'joingle'

c'mon chaps, let's spam this mar tha fark ar.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:15, archived)

hahhah

check mine out

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:19, archived)

this is fun

i like posting offensive poems to right wing loons.
PUT THIS IN THE NEWSLETTER
(it would reet piss 'em off)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:22, archived)

done a couple

hehehe

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:22, archived)

tell me all your names on there

i am, so far, joingle, sir sand goblin, and gonads.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:23, archived)

I am

Ret Teh Veg and Arnie.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:24, archived)

haha

Lungs like monkeys
crazed and happy, yet moist
too much air pouring out.
making noise.
you know the kind.
the kind that shouldn't be heard

WTF????

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:25, archived)

I'm jus spamming them with Random™

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:26, archived)

like it
i use my own name
it will strike fear into the poetry class

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:27, archived)

all this

is truly making me laugh out loud.

Cheers guys,

i love you for this

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:27, archived)

well

this is just too much fun mate

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:29, archived)

hmmm

i think i might have a go at that too...

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:30, archived)

making me giggle

it is
/yoda

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:32, archived)

mmmmmmmm

having fun am I

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:33, archived)

maybe

I'm going to be the only one to say this,
but pong or not, Pinter's poem sucks.

(Monkeypuppet, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:33, archived)

poetry

isnt my bag either man

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:34, archived)

fair enough

but the general page's opinions are the thing that annoys me most.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:35, archived)

some more from me...

Land of the free

Oh how much I wish to be
a citizen in the land of the free
the blood of the natives spilt
because they disagreed with me

Fearful of the outside threat
that our own ancestors used to be
so we kill those who difer from ourselves
to preserve our supposed liberty

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:29, archived)

where the fuck

are you getting this from?
not in your head surely
and dont call me surely

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:31, archived)

i saw that

and was about to comment on how good it is.

It's darn good, well done, wherever it came from.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:33, archived)

i actually

did write that...

but the inspiration came from my dads mate who got thrown out of an american museum for saying 'land of the free? tell that to the fuckin' native indians'

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:35, archived)

if thats true

then thats fucking class mate
shake him by the hand for me and the rest of b3ta

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:37, archived)

boom boom bang bang lol

who the fuck wrote that hahhah

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:38, archived)

and me

oh, hold on...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:38, archived)

Indeed.

There are many other, more valid reasons to make fun of Pinter.

I'm not here. I'm in bed really.

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:27, archived)

look hard

(cheebatv, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:50, archived)

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:53, archived)

good one

but what the fuck is it?
some kind of muppet?
forgive my stupidity

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:57, archived)

Is that a feeble?

or is it just my eyes?

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Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:59, archived)

vineyard

i believe, PTSD victim and knife thrower extrodinaire

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djol, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:03, archived)

did i see the fear

or am i just getting paranoid?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:02, archived)

yes and no...

Yes - it's Wynard from meet the feebles

No - there's no fear in that image

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:05, archived)

hahhah

thats veely good

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:01, archived)

Corresponding Icons?

(Pengin, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:36, archived)

how do iget to post a picture?

got shed loads on file can't suss out how to get the buggers up!

(carlossthejackass, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:39, archived)

Do you have some webspace

put aside?

(next step - check the FAQ)

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:42, archived)

simple

upload them to some webspace that allows remote linking (NOT geocities or angelfire - although i hear MSN groups is good for this)

then post a message here with <a href="http://someserver.com/myimage.jpg">

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:43, archived)

O.K. CHAPS..

think i may have it sussed! the game is a foot...

(carlossthejackass, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:49, archived)

nice

icons son

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:56, archived)

Thanks

First post- glad it worked out ok.

(Pengin, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:58, archived)

blimey

first post? you dont fuck about lol

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:59, archived)

Bush faced a grilling on foreign policy on his return home

"When Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried, and persecuted as a war criminal."—Washington, D.C., Jan. 22, 2003

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:32, archived)

another one

for the /coat image i haven't made yet.

Meanwhile, is that quote below an actual quote, and who is it refering to?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:33, archived)

its

refering to any iraq soldier caught obeying sadams orders!
what the fuck are you talking about with this coat thing mate its sending me daft

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:36, archived)

i shall attempt to explain

'i'll get my coat'
used when a terrible joke is made.
/coat is the alternative, for use on b3ta, it is not an insult, just a nod at the fact that it is a very silly, childish or just downright stupid pun or joke.

that made less sense to me

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:39, archived)

thanks mate

im glad about that cos its a really shit joke
but the ones that take about 2 mins to do are always the best
/coat thats me sorted then lol

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:41, archived)

the quick ones are always

the best.
Well, often.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:43, archived)

Glad you're ready

/underwear, wallet, pants.... king dong's wallet...

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:49, archived)

what the fuck

are you talking about '/underwear, wallet, pants.... king dong's wallet...'
i'm the new boy lol

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:55, archived)

god

how slow am i tonight
got you hahhah

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:58, archived)

;-)

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:16, archived)

Sorry for my ignorance...

but what's the joke?

(Kimbo, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:35, archived)

its a BUSH

blimey

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:37, archived)

i suppose it

looks quite like an xmas tree but its a privet hedge! ie bush ie president bush
im crawling away to die now

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:38, archived)

ACTUALLY.......

its a laylandiai.

(carlossthejackass, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:45, archived)

its not
the bush is rotated through 90deg

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:47, archived)

you are one

whoreticulterist.

(carlossthejackass, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:52, archived)

hahah

goodone

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:54, archived)

its

BUSH! yes crap yhough it is ,sorry.

(carlossthejackass, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:37, archived)

*Threadjack*

For those interested here's the local papers story about yesterdays fire clicky new window

And for those not interested normal board service will return shortly....

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:37, archived)

eep

things getting any better down there?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:46, archived)

shit i didn't know Napier was burning

I thought it was just Mt Manganui.

sad that - they reckon its arson.

(TopGun6061, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:22, archived)

oh bum

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:21, archived)

you really are.......

a strange and twisted person...CARRY ON!

(carlossthejackass, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:24, archived)

*chuckle*

I have to ask (WARNING: Newbness) - where on earth did 'fucksocks' come from?

(LionsPhil, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:25, archived)

don't question the etymology

just let it become part of your everyday vocabulary.

i know i did

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teflon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:28, archived)

It already has...

fnord

(LionsPhil, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:34, archived)

i really don't know

Compared to some, I'm a newbie too.

But you are newer, so have a gawp at some of Guy.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:30, archived)

HOW DO I POST A PICTURE?!!!!

i've got shed loads and cant suss out how to get them up!

(carlossthejackass, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:36, archived)

right then

have you got a web site?

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:39, archived)

yeeeeeessss,

'corse

(carlossthejackass, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:41, archived)

have you read the faq?

post a pic to your webshite

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:43, archived)

ahhhhhh,,,,

then take it from there to here?

(carlossthejackass, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:48, archived)

When ya gotta go

ps (as I'm postin a pic anyway) - I'm planning a trip to NooYoik soon. Do you think a T shirt with this on it would be appropriate ?

EDIT (It's old - in fact my first front pager I think)

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:30, archived)

hehehe

nice play on words.

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Allanon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:32, archived)

nice one

thats scary cos thats three out of my last four posts where the post before or after has been related to what i did without me realising
oh im just rambling sorry

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:34, archived)

AAARRRRRGGGHH! The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear etc....

Clicky new window - you KNOW you want to!

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:34, archived)

that makes me feel really pleasant and..no..uh-oh....

Arrrgggh! The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear The Fear etc etc etc. (MOD edit)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:36, archived)

what was that?

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:38, archived)

You know I did that on the board a few days ago...

...but while I was asleep a mod edited it! *gnash* *snarl*

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:38, archived)

i can imagine they would

it's annoying me so much i just punched me in the face.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:40, archived)

haha

they busy working away still.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:42, archived)

Hmmmm I see that

They didn't even give it 10 minutes to see if you'd go back and edit....

Try again in 2 hours when there's NO ONE here

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:45, archived)

I also did this one night while here alone:

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:47, archived)

Got it out

to 2400 pixels high before someone else turned up

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:47, archived)

that is mildly genius

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:50, archived)

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:51, archived)

that was quick

cheeky.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:18, archived)

It was bigger

to start with.....

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:54, archived)

yeah you can catch us out

but we moderate out of love of b3ta, and not to set up a game for you to test yourself against. Yadda yadda. We're not yahoo.

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rob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:51, archived)

I'm not testing myself against anyone

I always put things back before they fall into the spazz

This board has been an interesting learning experience for me so far...

/edit "Yada Yada we're not Yahoo" ????

/edit edit - notice the BEFORE someone else turned up... I was here by myself! Then I put it back

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:53, archived)

what have you learnt?

don't think to hard. just type - I'm interested.

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rob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:55, archived)

Hold on till I get

rid of this sales rep

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:05, archived)

Right, when I started here

1) I had spent about 10 hours in total using photoshop (even tho I had BOUGHT the damn thing)
2) Had never programmed in PHP (Cals nice slick board encouraged me to learn it)
3) Had never made an animation
4) I have learnt there ARE people out there with a sense of humour like mine
5) I have learnt you Poms are TRULY mad
6) That it's not how perfect something is done but the humour behind it that makes a pic
7) I have learnt that I am addicted to B3ta and if you ever stop it I'll go mad, or explode, or both

8) I have also spent over $1000 on this board mainly on bandwith to host peoples work. All my pathetic outputs generate stuff all traffic

9) I have also learnt that you rarely reply to my posts

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:13, archived)

I'm not quite sure...

But I promise i shall try to be better next time...

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:14, archived)

the yadda thing means

we're not a commercial organisation. we are not "the man".
/edit. OR ARE WE? Er.. Maybe.

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rob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:57, archived)

I like to think

of myself as 'the man'

but not in that way.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:59, archived)

who knows really

I know lots of people in this world who would be considered "the man" by my 17 year old version of my self. But I THINK THEY ROCK. But yeah. I'm 29. You shouldn't trust me. I'm corrupted by money and nice cushions.

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rob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:01, archived)

you better be careful replying to my posts

you might get put on a register.

(i'm 17)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:04, archived)

then you're old enough for a debit card

so get a icon ...

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rob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:08, archived)

come to think of it

i have a card already.
Think i've got about a tenner.
waant a couple of quid?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:10, archived)

yep.

that'll do.

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rob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:11, archived)

being a lazy student

it could be a while until i get round to it.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:14, archived)

surely that should be "get AN icon"

Insert picture of pedant elvis thing here.

/coat

(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:17, archived)

eep

you scary bastard.
Go to the link i just posted.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:57, archived)

argh

too much text. not enough paragraphs. I can't be arsed to understand it.

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rob, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:59, archived)

i would

but i get the eerie feeling that tonight,
the mods are watching...

they're ALWAYS watching

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:48, archived)

My thoughts now

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K3rry, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:51, archived)

like rob said - we do this board

out of love for you lot - sorry we can't be awake 24 hours a day, for free. And FYI there was a mod here.

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pep, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 7:56, archived)

erm...

I think there's a typo in there ...

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:39, archived)

AAAARGH!

void main()
{
while(true)
cout << "THE FEAR! ";
}

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:45, archived)

Tractor Beam

The Millennium Falcon was caught in a tractor beam

oh dear

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:01, archived)

/coat

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Allanon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:03, archived)

that gets an ooharr-yay!

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:05, archived)

that

really is som class programming sack

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:07, archived)

been meaning to make

a gif specially for this kind of thing.

it involves a coat.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:05, archived)

que

???

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:06, archived)

as in

/coat
but visually represented.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:09, archived)

sorry

i've just had a bottle of wine and youve lost me old son

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:13, archived)

worry not

i think i lost myself.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:16, archived)

no, don't worry

you are,,,....HERE.>.

(carlossthejackass, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:18, archived)

oh shh

don't be daft

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:21, archived)

NO REALLY!

i can see you from here, hyaa!

(carlossthejackass, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:23, archived)

oh yeh

there i am.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:26, archived)

I THINK THE GROUSE IS KICKING IN..

'cos that is making me giggle.

(carlossthejackass, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:05, archived)

Very nicely done!

(LionsPhil, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:14, archived)

hey

thanks

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:19, archived)

tickled me!

(cheebatv, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:57, archived)

chuckling out loud!

nice one, very nice.

(carlossthejackass, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:00, archived)

*attempts to express laughter without sounding like an AOLer*
*fails*

(LionsPhil, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:00, archived)

sorry! (snork) not on

a..ha ha ,o.,hahaaa,ellll,wooo yayyy!

(carlossthejackass, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:09, archived)

hahah

good one

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:04, archived)

hee hee hee

thats all i can say about that

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Or is it?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:10, archived)

ohhhhhhherrrrrr...

POST MAN!

(carlossthejackass, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:14, archived)

of course, the answer to that is

"No, but my hands are all sticky".

/coat

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:19, archived)

heeheehee

wish i'd thought of that

(cheebatv, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:28, archived)

Did she go on her own accord?

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teflon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:29, archived)

I laughed at that

a lot.

I'm also going to have a hangover at my 10am meeting

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teflon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:30, archived)

Locally targeted advertising at it's best

Although if you do down Portman Road, Ipswich they're so rough they pay you!

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:51, archived)

gone up a bit!

suppose thats infalatio for ya!

(carlossthejackass, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:53, archived)

very good

sir

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king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:01, archived)

the androgenous duo

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Allanon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:03, archived)

snif sniff

i smell a familiar smell in the air...

eep, it's a bandwagon.
/runs and hides

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:56, archived)

shit

and it's all my fault

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Mingus wonders where all the time went, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:00, archived)

right you, come 'ere

and prepare for a thrashing.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:03, archived)

well i needed a cheap laugh

to cheer me up cos i'm sober (very rare for a thursday) and i've got an AI exam at 9.15.... doh!

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:00, archived)

When bandwagons collide...

Can't see this? Get a decent browser that supports PNGs, ferchristsakes!

...it's rarely a pretty sight. ;)

(LionsPhil, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:13, archived)

or when they just go plain wrong

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:19, archived)

i so wanted to spong that and draw a cock on it

but my mouse batteries have gone flat so i can't control the damn thing...

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:29, archived)

Tee Hee

Is that how much a rock costs these days? Lawd, and I thought it was GBP20 ...

(Spadge, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 2:57, archived)

to be honest i made that figure up

the total extent of my 'immoral purchases' is a quarter of resin... that does cost 20ukp.

never gone down the hooker route. now whilst i have palmella handerson :)

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Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:10, archived)

Initial casting disaster...

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Gotham9k, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:43, archived)

Woo!

Yay!

I've gotta get making WooYays...

(LionsPhil, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:46, archived)

one of us, one of us!

welcome to the board!

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Allanon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:49, archived)

Thank you!

Been lurking for a little while...some really impressive stuff here!

(LionsPhil, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:51, archived)

A BIG UP

WOOYAYYYYYY,RIGHT AT YA!

(carlossthejackass, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:46, archived)

arf

meanwhile, inspired by the news that american kids are having their school photos airbrushed and touched up by 'proffesionals', I decided to touch myself up.
i give the americans as an excuse, but I really just want to be able to say with a straight face that I touched myself up.
It's quite astounding, it looks like my skin is non-volcanic.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:46, archived)

i touch myself up constantly..

UNFORTUNATELY, i still look like a pissed up old wanker!

(carlossthejackass, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:50, archived)

It does help a bit

trouble is i feel dirty doing it

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:52, archived)

it's quite normal,

don't beat yerself off over it!

(carlossthejackass, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:55, archived)

fred jack

rather than shove the kylie anim off the bottom

and woo yay aussi quoque etiam.

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:46, archived)

t'nseod taht

sdrawkcab esnes ekam neve

Oh sorry it was French :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:48, archived)

French

and Latin
(also)
(and now)

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:52, archived)

i knew that

i did latin and french :P

and was none the better for it

(TopGun6061, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 3:34, archived)

I love

herbie the love bug

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Or is it?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:49, archived)

Right back atya !!

members.aol.com/myherbie63/53cereal.gif

no that's quite alright - no need to thank me..

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:53, archived)

nice newcomer

good pics type situation :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:47, archived)

HAHA

my loudest laugh all night. woo yay Well punned

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Or is it?, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:50, archived)

hello - happy friday... best day of the week....

.... \^o^/ ....

(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:34, archived)

is it friday already?

my how time flies.
Oh no, wait... that's birds I was thinking of.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:37, archived)

It's still thursday here however

I'M DONE FOR THE WEEK

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Allanon, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:39, archived)

Wharrr

I'm munted like a beaver on a spinning mini...

fuctd!

(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:40, archived)

IF TIME FLIES LIKE AN ARROW...

does a fruit fly like a banana?

(carlossthejackass, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:43, archived)

There now follows a message

From the pub marketing board.

I decided to stop drinking for a few weeks.
This lunchtime I can drink. But I can't get to sleep.
It's the excitement, like when you're going on holiday.
Or christmas and birthdays when you're a child.

(bastien, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:32, archived)

woo

fantastico

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:33, archived)

I FALL FOR IT..

everytime..

(carlossthejackass, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 1:38, archived)

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