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# although he still had his doubts

Dave still loved baby Jonathon
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:21, archived)
# comb
it's hair!!!!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:22, archived)
# COMB ITS HAIR"!!!!!!
Make him happy, like a crazzeeeey TV!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Snow jack!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:23, archived)
# That's after 2 seperate shovelings.
My arms hurt.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:23, archived)
# I have 'action shots' (video)
of me in the snow.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:25, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:06, archived)
# oh
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:14, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:16, archived)
# I really like these
Tell me, are you high when you make them?
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:17, archived)
# best
thing
ever.

(but what is it and what's with the black squares)
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:17, archived)
# it's like censorship
gone mad good
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:20, archived)
# absolutely lovely mate
make a little site type thing to keep them in.
crazzzzy TV hair is woo!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:18, archived)
# HANG ON
wasn't i fighting coldplay on the last one of these?
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:20, archived)
# yeah
i think u wasted them bigtime
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:29, archived)
# damned right!!
that'll learn them
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:33, archived)
# Spot the typo, win a Prize.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:06, archived)
# i found
no c in contacts
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:07, archived)
# Unless Ontacts is the new microsoft term for contacts
but I did not see no TradeMark or Copyright symbol by it.
If i let this go at work I would have had my hummus removed.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:11, archived)
# MSN?
unts.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:25, archived)
# That's great.
I AM SATAN
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:08, archived)
# Do you know what?
I don't actually believe you are.  Do you have any corroborative evidence?
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:09, archived)
# yes.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:11, archived)
# Woo!
Satan is a twelve year old.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:13, archived)
# Jesus!
You're right. That shirt is truly evil.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:13, archived)
# that
shirt is proper rubbish
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:17, archived)
# I haven't absolved
the shirt yet
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Quick and dirty
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:22, archived)
# that's
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:25, archived)
# Good god.
Are you actually going to make some money out of that? Woo to you if you do.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:27, archived)
# Soul cost to me = £0
Soul cost to SomeoneElse = £39

Yep, I'm making money! Great, isn't it?
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:28, archived)
# If it works
you should keep selling it.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:31, archived)
# and the shirts behind it too, kinda.
implying that you frequent clubs or pubs with poor shirt stock.

HA! got your number sonny.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:26, archived)
# I'm scared
not really
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:15, archived)
# Full
Metal
Jacket?
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:16, archived)
# You're right!
Knew it reminded me of something.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:18, archived)
# read the
file name
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:21, archived)
# The X in red x
should be capitalized?
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:09, archived)
# Mum, Dad,
then a capitol C on "could" is wrong
/english teacher parents
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:13, archived)
# Um
it should be "capital" as you are refering to a letter, not the seat of government in an independant state or country.

/outpedant
p.s. hey all, back from a long weekend...
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Don't you mean
"independent"?
/SmugFactor=10
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Ah
but "Smug Factor" is two distinct words, and should surely be "Smugness Factor"!

Book 'im, Danno!
And besides, I can't get it all right or no-one would reply...
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:35, archived)
# well I didn't say they were spelling teachers
just grammar and literature
/hangs head in shame
I blame it on my school
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:37, archived)
# sifl and oily classic

mite be a bit slow i dunno
am gunna edit and repost
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:04, archived)
# I dont know what/who that is
but is is oddly sad, as though he is howling to the sky for a lost love...
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:07, archived)
# banging!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:08, archived)
# 434kb is a lil on the large side
eh?
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:08, archived)
# bloody hell
no wonder mine had trouble loading
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:10, archived)
# Not for us with broadband
ahahaha
hahaha
haha
ha
*cough*
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:10, archived)
# i have broadband too
but I used to have AOL dialup, so I still like to give back to the dialuppers.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:12, archived)
# Pffft!
He said vulva.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:14, archived)
# er...
whatever!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:19, archived)
# Oops
just my over-imaginative eyes.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:23, archived)
# I was just referencing the song
(see the alt text of the pic or the filename)
The guy who did Sifl & Olli is the guy that later did United States Of Whatever (Gonads & Strife knock off ;)
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:28, archived)
# Yeah
I realised that after I'd posted. But I couldn't be arsed to edit. Which would have been less effort than the succeding posts. It's like rain on your wedding day.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Intriguing,
in a really freak-me-out sort of way :)
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:09, archived)
# That's so awesome
it's head banging perfectly to sabbath...
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:20, archived)
# Wow........
..........I nods in time to Love Me and Leave Me by The Seahorses.
Bonza.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] odd..

(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:04, archived)
# yes
indeedy
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry] elastic nose
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:01, archived)
# Ohhhh
lovely stretchy effect (^^)//
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:02, archived)
# twang honk honk
woo
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:03, archived)
# I like that,
Have one of these.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:13, archived)
# w/y/h x2
could be a thong of sorts
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 23:03, archived)
# cornonthecobsnakeears
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:57, archived)
# I want one
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:58, archived)
# yer
but i'[d eat it..an rightly so
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:59, archived)
# you can stick this fiver where the sun don't shine you mo fo
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:55, archived)
# yay
how very tue hehehe
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:56, archived)
# I so want to skateboard down that road
and i don't even skateboard much
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:57, archived)
# I
know what you mean but the kind you want are streets that have been driven down by disel leaking trucks for the last decade or so, tops for smoothness. That one looks a bit ratty.

And btw, wooyay to travelling in london today, hassle free commute for me.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:59, archived)
# i thought it was absolutely brilliant as i sailed* through central london on a bus
but i expect i will hate it when i have do drive through the blackwall tunnel on thursday...

* not actually
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:04, archived)
# ps fnord?
yes, I need "that" video, is for project, need it. damn.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:11, archived)
# have you tried
mr kazaa lite?
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:17, archived)
# ya,
try all, no do, no helping aged for me. boo, hoo.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:19, archived)
# i've been having a good old look around
and conclude that kazaa is the best bet. I've even broken new grounds in search engines.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:18, archived)
# crazy aint it,
but then again, they are pretentious wank shit arse the occasional excellence but hey, we all have our moments.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:20, archived)
# mtv.com
have a lot of the others.
Will any format do?
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:23, archived)
# If you know proper french etc you could transalte the title into that
and search for that I tried a bit of online translation but it's usually pretty loose.
There's a whole huge part of the internet that isn't in English and getys overlooked you know.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:24, archived)
# true,m
hadnt thought of that...
mtv dont have it tho?

thanks for helping btw, mr reliable!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Guess you're getting the fine then
120 quid by the end of the week...
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:00, archived)
# no i have a better plan
im guna get a car transporter and offer a pickup service. i think i can get up to 8 cars through at a time and if i charge like ermmm £2.50 each then i can be in for some serious money by the end of the week
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Genius!
Just don't tell this guy.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:04, archived)
# BLANKEEEEEET!!
..
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:09, archived)
# big, peeenk,
BLAAAAAANNNKKEEEEEEEET!!!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:12, archived)
# hahahahahah!!
someone may actually do that you know. although I dont think 2.50 a go will cover the expense. /logistics backgrounds/
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:05, archived)
# isnt it like £5'r a day though
as many rides as you like ?
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:06, archived)
# 80 squid a
day mate! 80!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:04, archived)
# but is it not the case
that you'd have to be a complete idiot to try driving through central london anyway?
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:06, archived)
# *fact*
/
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:08, archived)
# The thing that pisses me off
is the fact that they're now talking about introducing the whole thing in Bristol, which, unlike London, has no tube system and a thoroughly shite bus sytem and a road layout that means that it is virtually impossible to get from one side of the city to another without going through the centre...

/rant
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:14, archived)
# arrrgghhjhh
i didn't know that.. bristol is my second favouite town... and you are right ... they do have buses though even if they have to go through the dodgy shit areas
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Phwoar.
Bristols.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:27, archived)
# Tell me
about it, I spend all day trying to drive around
the goddam place. The buses don't help cos they
all park 3 abreast on the centre while the
drivers get out and go for a tea break.

huh...huh...I said breast...
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:32, archived)
# HEY POTATOMAN
why don't that game work?
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:54, archived)
# Oh
piss off.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Calm down
Calm down
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:55, archived)
# GRRRRRRRRRRRR
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Okay. Soz.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:57, archived)
# ok
but where should i go?
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:56, archived)
# Why is everyone all pointy recently?
Is it because of the snow? But snow is fluffy!

How can this be?
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:01, archived)
# Just someone
wasting four threads trying to post a glasscock link - can get a bit irritating. Plus I'm lacking sleep.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:03, archived)
# too much snow makes people irritable?
seen it happen. also.. you can go to jail selling it.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:05, archived)
# you've had snow? woo!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:06, archived)
# 3 feet overnight!
No school, but still have to shovel driveway.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:08, archived)
# i'm jealous!
you have photoses?
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:10, archived)
# Let me retreive...
Hold on, please.

Snoooowww!

See how it comes up to the car windows ish?
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:10, archived)
# excellent!
are you in washington then?
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:14, archived)
# Philly suburb
it's up a bit.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:15, archived)
# AND
you have to make up the school you missed later.

FACT
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:11, archived)
# snow?
Not fair, i want more snow!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:09, archived)
# please don't post a new topic for each post
on this board you hit reply on the post you are replying to and things branch off down the page.If you hit delte on this post and the broken link post then they will disappear and you can hit reply and put the message where you intended it.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:55, archived)
# MAGADAN
GAMELAN
M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:55, archived)
# See my reply to your first thread
who's potatoman?
edit: Oh, him. Sorry.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:59, archived)
# Oi
Put that thread back!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] no space left for nose

clickitty biggity
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:48, archived)
# Woo Yay!
Super Guide Dog for the Blind!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Ahem
you missed a space. ;)
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:58, archived)
# sorry
I was looking for this
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:03, archived)
# *laborious translation*
the blind do not want that?
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Yep.
I just did it by checking the filename of each letter - which is pretty much as laborious...
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:25, archived)
# everyone should learn braille
it's not so hard
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:29, archived)
#
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:27, archived)
# hahaha!
8D
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:50, archived)
# Eyes
in his ears
in his eyes
in his ears
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:52, archived)
# Help!
That gives me the fear!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:04, archived)
# SPIDERDOG!
SPIDERDOG!SPIDERDOG!SPIDERDOG!SPIDERDOG!SPIDERDOG!SPIDERDOG!SPIDERDOG!SPIDERDOG!SPIDERDOG!SPIDERDOG!SPIDERDOG!SPIDERDOG!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Um,
I have no explanation on this crap.

(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:44, archived)
# How do you keep
the bottom half of your body so still? Your amazing.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:45, archived)
# Don't be so fucking rude!
he has rickets.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:47, archived)
# I'm highly trained
in the arts of the..um...body.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:48, archived)
# Only your body
or can anyone join in...... ;)
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Thats not me you know,
but if your keen...
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:54, archived)
# and also
in arts of the botty
no doubt
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:54, archived)
# Is it you like fuzzy men in short purple shorts?
but then who doesn't...
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:47, archived)
# I'm not keen on them to be honest,
I like my men to be woman...actual woman not just in disguise but woman...like you...not you of coursre althought you're very attractive and everything but...you know..I have a girlfriend...not that I'm saying I would if I didn't...not becasue you're ugly or nothing but you have a boyfriend...not that I'm saying you would if you didn't...I'll get my coat.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:51, archived)
# hehehe
I've made Bovine all befuddled.

my work here is done.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:57, archived)
# Lets be hinest, it wasn't a
difficult job...still, at least it pays well.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:59, archived)
# I'm rarely hinest
and I'm getting paid? woo!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:10, archived)
# have you been working out?
;)
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Yes!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:11, archived)
# hahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!1
worthy reply, corroborated and noted. *100% bovine fact*
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:14, archived)
# I like that!
I shall turn that into a gif, I think.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:18, archived)
# is that
Slim?
:)
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:47, archived)
# It looks like Slim to me
because I have an appalling memory
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:48, archived)
# it doesn't
look like slim.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:16, archived)
# but slim is bald
and so is that man.
so therefore they look exactly like one another.. hm..
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] somebody asked for it..
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:43, archived)
# Hehehehehehehehe
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:43, archived)
# I'll woo that woo
for reasons quality-related
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:50, archived)
# i'll run away screaming
cos that woman gives me the fear
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:55, archived)
# indeed...
the look on that dog's face just about matches the look on mine when i spaced out staring at that Woo...
if someone'll turn her off, i can get back to work. @_@
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 22:48, archived)
# and cute
as a bunch of cute things he is.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:50, archived)
# that's
the puppy ;)
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:52, archived)
# ooh ooh
mini challenge - 'dogs on drugs'
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Nice one bruvva!
whoo, yey, ooplah! Well, I'll be try my hand at some stuff now that I got photoshop, but I'll need ur help (I cant get to grip with layers, stupid n00b)
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:21, archived)
# please work dam it :-(
TYPE this in your browser accurately:"http--www.dnainternet.fi-java-trials-en_index.html" (if you have the patience to type it out, its worth it.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:41, archived)
# try
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:46, archived)
# We've
seen it already. It's an enourmous throbbing, succulent glass cock. It's worth doing a search on these sort of things before posting to the board.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:46, archived)
# ummmmm.............
no it isn't
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:48, archived)
# What I mean is
is that it's a link that's been posted a number of times before. Often termed a "glass cock" in these parts...

Edit: And if you screw up a post it's generally considered polite to either edit the original post or delete the old one. The board is limited to 20 threads at a time and wasting threads pushes people's work off the bottom.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:49, archived)
# what about..
if YOU type it accurately....just a thought
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:48, archived)
# shut up
the lotta yu
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:51, archived)
# Ooh.
He's got spirit. I like a man with spirit.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:53, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:53, archived)
# ooh, i like that
flower is pretty
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Hah
you girl!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:02, archived)
# that's really
not an insult :)
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:24, archived)
# Your mother
could stand
to lose
some weight.

And I don't
just mean
moving to a planet
with less gravity.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:51, archived)
# Ah
hahahahahahahahahaha
hahhahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha

you bastard!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:54, archived)
# Are you trying to link to this:
www.dnainternet.fi/pelit/english/ ?
If so it's been seen many times before. Sorry.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:55, archived)
# How it all started....

hehe
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:41, archived)
# that
sounds just like them

of course, by the time this photo was taken, Rumsfeld was already too far gone.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:48, archived)
[challenge entry] the anti-churchill bulldog subspecies
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:38, archived)
# lack of furtive
i donated to beeta a couple of weeks ago, and i havnt got a furtive :-{
why oh why? (sob)
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:37, archived)
# because you spell it "beeta" and we hate you
try updating your profile, look down at the bottom of that page for an icon choosing button thingy
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:39, archived)
# i did mean b3ta (honest)
thanks! :-}
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:42, archived)
# ah
email the b3ta dudes to let them know
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Hassle Rob gently
and he'll sort it out. rob @ [the site you are viewing now] . com I think.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:39, archived)
# umm
might want to remove that addy or rob'll be getting buckets of spam from the spambots.

(:-/
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:42, archived)
# it's b3ta, maybe that's why ;)
How did you donate? depending on the method there's different ppl you can contact.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:39, archived)
# my lack of icon!
i did a bank transfer straight to robs account
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:44, archived)
# yes in that case did you e-mail him to let him know your username and amount?
If you have once was it on a thursday because that would have been the busiest e-mail time of the week. E-mail him again on the address provided and he'll sort it out.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:53, archived)
# Mate, that's your
bonkersest (is that a word?) username yet...
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:00, archived)
# It's meant to be a kind of telegraph pole thing
also sort of high voltage substation ish
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:16, archived)
# I think it
just symbolises the fact the you're mad as badgers :)
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:20, archived)
# He'll probably just have
spent it on crack for the magic donkey. He's a voracious ass.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:54, archived)
# You'll never have a furtive.
He gone.
(, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 20:42, archived)

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