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# Go on,
give us a kiss
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:53, archived)
# please please please
show me the original, the markings are the same as my doggy.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:59, archived)
# w00f,


I take it you mean the dog, not the eyes or teeth?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:07, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaarg
it is my dog.
Only, nine years ago.
Give it back.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] made a while ago
but I'm hoping it's acceptable to repost these for the compo...

For the edinb3tan for Discokingpin's birthday I made a few marzipan figures...





Clicky for naked marzipan halfway-made pics...
The Fear
Nohands
Is it real?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:49, archived)
# someones been busy!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:50, archived)
# of course they're acceptable!
I love those little marzipan memes!

if that's not live action shopping, I don't know what is :)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:51, archived)
# hahahaha!
chow-chow!
8)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:51, archived)
# Mm
THE DELICIOUS FEAR!THE DELICIOUS FEAR!THE DELICIOUS FEAR!THE DELICIOUS FEAR!THE DELICIOUS FEAR!THE DELICIOUS FEAR!THE DELICIOUS FEAR!THE DELICIOUS FEAR!THE DELICIOUS FEAR!THE DELICIOUS FEAR!THE DELICIOUS FEAR!THE DELICIOUS FEAR!THE DELICIOUS FEAR!THE DELICIOUS FEAR!THE DELICIOUS FEAR!THE DELICIOUS FEAR!THE DELICIOUS FEAR!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:52, archived)
# I think it was too...
Spacefish and Discokingpin ate it...
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:14, archived)
# woo
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:53, archived)
# munch munch munch munch...
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:53, archived)
# hilarious
i am just listening to Patrick Moore plays the xylophone by weebl and rob and at exactly the time it goes wooooooooooo, yaaaaaaaaaaaay, your anim kicked in yay for synchronicity!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:03, archived)
# incredibubble!
what're the odds?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:07, archived)
# i listened again, i like listening to things over and over sometimes
was busy in another window, flipped windows, and there it was doing it again... velly strange!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:09, archived)
# zuper
fabby!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:03, archived)
# Woo!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Great
game.

Must dust off my A500 and play Speedball 2. ICE CREAM! ICE CREAM!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:02, archived)
# Emulate
Thank you. You can make your own adf files and it's a bit quicker than your old machine perhaps.

EDIT part the 2st : I posted that on the classicamiga boards, they're still scratching their heads.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:04, archived)
# J2 Productions Presents Bob Hoskins In...
THE BIG BLUE SUIT



LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT SUIT... IT MUST HAVE COST ooh, AT LEAST...

FOIVE GRAND????
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:47, archived)
# excuse me please im trying to leave
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:48, archived)
# Hang on...hold the door....
I'm following...
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:49, archived)
# ok ill get your jacket while im there
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:50, archived)
# Don't forget
your crayons...
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:53, archived)
# oh shit cheers mate
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:55, archived)
# That's okay,
Can't mash without crayons now!

grab J2's blue crayon NOW!!!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:56, archived)
# ...
now, it does have Milla in, so be nice...


AND SHE'S IN A HAT!!!!!!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:48, archived)
# Milla has the best nipples ever
FACT
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:51, archived)
# she
has the bestness generally tbh...

also, if only lilu was real... *sigh*
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:05, archived)
# oohohoghohoho
my heart turned inside out then, milla!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:50, archived)
# nutter : )
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:04, archived)
# I thot the lady wearing the feather hat
was Ashton Kutcher when I first glanced at the pic.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:22, archived)
# im a goat!


no reason
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:42, archived)
# Ceci
n'est pas une comment
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:43, archived)
# good for you
i'm an aardvark
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:44, archived)
# i'm an
arsehole.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:46, archived)
# oh thats shit


BA DUM TISH!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:47, archived)
# cela n'est pas une chèvre
cela est un oiseau
:)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:48, archived)
# je ne pal pa francias
poul le vou englais
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:48, archived)
# UM
I not pal pa francias poul seen it englais?

:)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:52, archived)
# its obvious i dont speak french =P
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:56, archived)
# neither do I
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry...I couldn't resist
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:41, archived)
# Ooooh
an intel bunny...

where'd you get it?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Got it from a trade show
about 4-5 years ago, I have 3 one pink one blue and one purple :)

Cool huh?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:59, archived)
# garlic...
...bread!?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:37, archived)
# Garlic?
And bread?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:38, archived)
# Yes
Yes it did.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:39, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:40, archived)
# It's
The Future
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:40, archived)
# about
eleven sir.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:41, archived)
# Onion
Loaf!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:43, archived)
# © Peter Kay 2002
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:43, archived)
#
sign of the cross, stake throught the heart and then garlic bread.

Garlic bread as a starter...stake in the middle

i've not been watching eddie izzard today honest :)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:43, archived)
# Hairnets
Old Ladies
ARGH
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:45, archived)
# I'm
82!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:45, archived)
# Awww
*pats on the head* -x-

edit: have some tangerines
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:49, archived)
# mind out
for the hair thieves.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:56, archived)
# He did?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:45, archived)
# Last one i promise..
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:36, archived)
# Moo

YaY
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:38, archived)
# That's
not a fair fight.


(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:44, archived)
# Ahh...
...much lightsaber-related wooness.

Feel the glory of my new wooyay!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:48, archived)
# Say what you see.




it might be a glasscock tho ?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:34, archived)
#
green ant with spock ears?

EDIT:oh dear the pun!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:36, archived)
# elephant?
elf + ant = ^
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:36, archived)
# oh and one more thing
to help you out with these in future
don't make the filename too obvious!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Yes, but
I didn't peek, promise!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:41, archived)
#
Elephant?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:37, archived)
# erm
green ant ears?

edit. god, how did I manage to ignore the two correct posts and post a wrong one. I'm not well today.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:38, archived)
# it can't be glasscock
if you made it yourself
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:56, archived)
[challenge entry] nature's special way of telling us...
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:33, archived)
# don't apologise for size...
make it a linky, possibly with a jpg still of it to entice us to clicky. I'm on broadband and that is taking ages to load...
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:35, archived)
# ditto
even though you resiszed it its still hooooge
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:36, archived)
# yep
It's taking ages because the place I'm hosting it is slow tonight.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:37, archived)
# Godamn it!!!
I can't wait to see the file size....once it's downloaded from MY broadband...ho hummm


edit - oh...54...okay...
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:39, archived)
# I'll take it down if everybody hates me so much
it's 51KB now though...
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:39, archived)
# We don't hate you...
unless your an evil green pixie.






your not an evil green pixie...are you?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:40, archived)
# no but
i am
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:42, archived)
# That's okay
not a green one....
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:45, archived)
# how do you know
i'm not green?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:45, archived)
# trust
that is all
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:00, archived)
# 30k
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:46, archived)
# You saw
a penis in that cloud formation?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:39, archived)
# hairs
and everything
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:43, archived)
# i saw this in this cloud formation
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] From the London Aquarium I bring you:

3 b3tan shark-lurkers!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:31, archived)
# koit the one with glasses?
i'm not too good on recognising b3tans.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:44, archived)
# that's fnord!
tcha!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:48, archived)
# what are they doing?
looking for a helicopter?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:49, archived)
# *BINGO*
8)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:49, archived)
# i need
to revise.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] I knew I shouldn't have bought AMD!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:31, archived)
# Weren't the dancing clean suit men intel?
either way I'd like a man on a deck chair in side my machine
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:34, archived)
# Yes but....
Thats the joke and the reason he has downed tools :)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:38, archived)
# um nice little erm...

sorry first shop in a while might be a bit rusty
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:30, archived)
# um
I'm trying to eat here! and you go posting scary...creatures? how do you sleep at night?

:)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:40, archived)
# He's young and impressionable !
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:29, archived)
# I.... GOTTA.... REPOST!!!!
that is of course highly woo...
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:31, archived)
# I was hoping
you'd be a bit of a repost slut :) I love ickle monkeys and ickle chamelons lizard type things
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:33, archived)
# i post something i like
and someone jacks it :'(

its not fair :(
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:34, archived)
# I shall jack it again
and say "On Eastenders The Smiths are on the jukebox in the Vic. HURRAH!"
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:36, archived)
# to defend the Lord....I shall jack



LOOK AT THE LORDS PICTURE.....REALIGN THE JACKAGING!!!!!


ok duke guy!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:43, archived)
# I'm sorry : (
anything I can do to make it up to you? hedgekitten? headless chicken? amusing baby shoppery?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:39, archived)
# I want a picture of
a monkey sitting in a kings thrown and the caption 'Marmite'
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:41, archived)
# No no no....
Moto guzzi!!!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:44, archived)
# Jan Bluegun is.......
John Rushden in Blue Peter
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:30, archived)
# Every Body Dance Now
Nu Nu Nu Nu etc
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:31, archived)
# Roxy,
You make me so proud!!!!

;-)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:32, archived)
# yes.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:31, archived)
# £1.72
for a pint? You must be a student. Or a northerner. Or, terrifyingly, both.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:32, archived)
# he's welsh
£1.72 for a pint? bloody hell in my local it's £1.44 for a pint of carling
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:34, archived)
# WHAT!
I'm lucky if I get change out of £2.40...
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:36, archived)
# I might be cheating though
my local in a northern working mans club :)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:40, archived)
# it's about £2.30
round here
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:37, archived)
# it's £1.12 for a guinness in my nearest wetherspoons
but i'm thinking of getting something classy.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:37, archived)
# I'm sure I am bound to
be outbid with 5 days remaining.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:34, archived)
# I made this before for the gay
'what font are you thing'

I might as well post it.

(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:37, archived)
# an ickle paintmash of my sausage dog

click pic for big
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Yay
What is the dogs name?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:24, archived)
# that
particular one is called colin
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:27, archived)
# aww bless
that's very sweet :)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:24, archived)
# are those nipples?
or primitive leglets?

woo for canine paintmashery!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:24, archived)
# ickle people
it's dozens of ickle people
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:26, archived)
# w00f!
why so many nipples for one small dog?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:24, archived)
# miiiiiiiiiiiiind
piiiiiiiiiiiiiiss.....
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:25, archived)
# they're little people
obviously!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:25, archived)
# obviously...
you see a lot of "little people" about the place, don't you ; )
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:26, archived)
# they hold the sky down at the edges
and they stop cars when you press the brake pedal
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:27, archived)
# aww
the mental images i get of that are just so cute! :)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:28, archived)
# one of them
drums in my band.
FACT.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:29, archived)
# i think i love you
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:45, archived)
# haha!!
not nipples. did you click for big?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:26, archived)
# I have clicked
for bigness now, and I see the little people this must be what it's like inside Spacefish's head... and of course - what else would keep saussiedoggies' tummies from dragging on the ground?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:27, archived)
# nope,
I was too busy thinking about nipples.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:27, archived)
# I often have
the same problem...
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:29, archived)
# mmm
nipples
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:43, archived)
# hoorah!
yay!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:25, archived)
# i found this in my garden


needless to say hes still there

i named him barry
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:20, archived)
# uum...
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:20, archived)
# ello barry!
want a peanut?

woo!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:21, archived)
# Ecky shows off...
Clicky for biggy
Clicky for biggy!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:17, archived)
# Heh
Is it real?



p.s

Good work.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:22, archived)
# no shark
no helicopter, no bridge...obviuosly it's fake

yay!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Ecky...
...you're a jedi jawa
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:23, archived)
# Hurrah for Ecky!!!!
;-)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:24, archived)
# It's me!!!
Woo
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:24, archived)
# odd though,
that you reply to your own post....

ah well...that'll be the sabre fumes...
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:25, archived)
# Not
my post, it's So Long's...
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:26, archived)
# mind piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssss
but it's replied under YOUR reply to So Longs...


ARGH!!!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:27, archived)
# sabre fumes?
don't tell me that they're powered by petrol nowadays
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:27, archived)
# Man Milk
Always were, always will be.
What did you think Darth Maul was compensating for...
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:29, archived)
# now that reminds me
of what I believe was my very first post, back in the days of PaintShopPro...



Woo light effects : )
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:22, archived)
# No Head






(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:16, archived)
# nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:17, archived)
# whenever i see that written
i imagine it to be pronounced "nooh"
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:31, archived)
# Argh!
Thou Shalt Not Shoot Kittens!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:19, archived)
# Yay
Blow that motherfucker's head off!!!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:20, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
hands *snigger*
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:23, archived)
# U Barshtard
We's gonna git ya 4 that!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:25, archived)
# ho, ho and thrice ho


you swine, my keyboard is now full of lager
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:26, archived)
# at
first I didn't realise it was animated and felt I could live with it.

then it moved and I spat coke on my keyboard.
woo.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:26, archived)
# The old tree was crawling with eleph-ants......
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:16, archived)
# groan
anything like a cementephant?
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:20, archived)
# Grrrrrrrrr - Ohhhhhhh

(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:12, archived)
# hehhe
thats a funny website!
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:14, archived)
# Lion face! Lemon face!
.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:19, archived)
# Affleck,
you da bomb in Phantom, yo!

Or words to that effect.
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:21, archived)
# woohoo!
just for that comment...
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:23, archived)
# ANd for that
you get this
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:26, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmm Kevin Smith
I would... ohhhhhh yes I would ; )
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:28, archived)
# I'm sure
we've had this discussion before...

Joey Lauren Adams for me! (If she promised not to speak.)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:30, archived)
# who
she?

Ahhhhh - the squeaky one from Chasing Amy...
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:31, archived)
# Indeed.
Or the squeaky one from Mallrats. Or the end of J&SBSB... Used to date Kevin, way back when.

I own you all at Kevin Smith trivia. :)
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:34, archived)
# this thread's
about to fall off the page anyway, so we'll just have to agree on that ; )
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:37, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:21, archived)

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