yeah, i did
realise that might spoil continuity slightly....still, gets the point across...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:34,
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Hehe...
Morning All.
I made this yesterday evening, but some of you morning type folk might not have seen it, so....
use the spaz...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:38,
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I made this yesterday evening, but some of you morning type folk might not have seen it, so....
use the spaz...
Poor little mite.
He has been struggling all night to get to the beach. Can somebody give him a little nudge please.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:24,
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He has been struggling all night to get to the beach. Can somebody give him a little nudge please.
If by "nudge"
you really mean "put him into a delicious soup", then I'll be glad to help!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:26,
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You'd
think rather than laying hundreds of eggs so that a few make it into the sea without being eaten they would nest nearer the sea !
Idiots !
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:29,
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Idiots !
If they nested in my Creuset saucepan
it would make things easier for all of us...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:38,
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Ah.
the Annual Turtle Hunt. You're right, I wouldn't miss that for the world.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:42,
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How about evolving
a nice pair of sharp scissors on his beak so that he can get out of fishing nets too?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:43,
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Awwww
what a sweet little fella, how about giving him some rollerskates? :)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:31,
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hello all.
Guess what? Vanilla coke am really, really, really, really horrible.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:32,
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yes
fooking vile!
morning board btw!
Oh and yay the turtle power!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:33,
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morning board btw!
Oh and yay the turtle power!
tastes
like coke when you floated vanila icecream in it.
mmmmmmmm but not as nice.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:37,
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mmmmmmmm but not as nice.
no
because a coke-float tastes nice, whereas vanilla coke... well... doesn't.
You need to have the texture as well as the flavour for a coke-float.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:38,
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You need to have the texture as well as the flavour for a coke-float.
call
me a gypo but Asda do a lemon and lime one that is rather nice
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:39,
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Hmm...
GGGGYYYYYYYYYYPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
/12 year old
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:43,
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/12 year old
aaaaaaaawwww
can I keep him as a pet? please!!
I'll love him and hug him and squeeze him and tickle and cuddle....
/elmira
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:34,
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I'll love him and hug him and squeeze him and tickle and cuddle....
/elmira
YAY!
*prepares to torture the poor little creature with too much love and atention
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:38,
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"Turtle nudging"
that should have been in the euphamisms compo, shirley
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:36,
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oh yes
I wouldn't be surprised if I did see that in the Tate - v good
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:09,
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Uhehuhehuh !!
now then you see........uh , very busy man as it appens , you see you see
Woo !
*jangle jangle*
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:15,
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Woo !
*jangle jangle*
Thats illogical Captain.
Surely they can use a universal translator.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:22,
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She asked me if I would
but I said "not until you get better, love"
woo!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:05,
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woo!
she stuck her claws in me back...
...wouldnt let go for hours...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:41,
archived)
Screw McAffee. Screw Norton. Screw firewalls.
click for extra guest guards!
My wi-fi network is protected by Eddie, Freddie, and Mini-Satan!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:46,
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click for extra guest guards!
My wi-fi network is protected by Eddie, Freddie, and Mini-Satan!
big lass is she?
I apologise wholeheartedly for this very cheeky thing that I am are just having said.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:07,
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I apologise wholeheartedly for this very cheeky thing that I am are just having said.
she's big....
toooooooooo big ....
me parents are threatening to divide her up into regions due to the overall size
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:10,
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me parents are threatening to divide her up into regions due to the overall size
It must be a DNA thing.
Hardwired into the human genome is a chromosome that giggles at bottom burps...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:52,
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Yay!
Can he say 'Edward Woodward' underwater?
Here's another little bastard. Are evil bunnies that eat your computer glass cock yet?
home.iprimus.com.au/cojoco/Naughty_Bunny.html
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:15,
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Here's another little bastard. Are evil bunnies that eat your computer glass cock yet?
home.iprimus.com.au/cojoco/Naughty_Bunny.html
Meanwhile, a million miles from Earth...
The fabled Interstellar Basking Kitten uncloaks momentarily...
Morning b3tans!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:29,
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Morning b3tans!
!
I hear they're releasing B7 on DVD soon!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:33,
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I have B5 (and soon B7).
I'm figuring that F5 is Famous Five...
ummm.... G9? The German counter-terrorist group is GSG9 but I don't think you're talking about them...
edit: it seems other people got the joke. My spidey senses tell me I'm about to feel embarrassed.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:38,
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I'm figuring that F5 is Famous Five...
ummm.... G9? The German counter-terrorist group is GSG9 but I don't think you're talking about them...
edit: it seems other people got the joke. My spidey senses tell me I'm about to feel embarrassed.
Ah, I see.
So uh... wtf is brainstuff on? Is it legal? And is it available in Sydney?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:42,
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I dunno
but I want the distributor to send me some in a taxi/plane/ship/donkey/small plastic bag right now...
8-)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:44,
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8-)
It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it...
name the song that line comes from, music trivia fans
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:32,
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Har!
We Care A Lot by Faith No More. Was listening to it on the way in to work...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:36,
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yay!
and the funny thing is, we do care a lot. We really do!
FNM rock. I might have to Be Aggressive on the way to work. Talking of which, I must away.
Back in 'arf an 'our!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:38,
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FNM rock. I might have to Be Aggressive on the way to work. Talking of which, I must away.
Back in 'arf an 'our!
A top film with a top soundtrack *FACT*
Ace of Spades, The Killing Moon, Message to you Rudy...
/shows age
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:42,
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/shows age
The muzak version
of Live & Let Die remains one of my favourites.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:43,
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Yeah
I really wanted that to be on the soundtrack.
But it isn't on either of them.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:47,
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But it isn't on either of them.
Face it though
out of context it'll probably be extremely annoying.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:49,
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You haven't heard
the Moog version of Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Very funny.
My mate has a pan pipes version of Light My Fire.
Quality music.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:51,
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Very funny.
My mate has a pan pipes version of Light My Fire.
Quality music.
A friend's band at uni
used to do an excellent folk version of Ace of Spades.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:54,
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It was actually
a lot better than their original straight cover and featured what we dubbed 'rock mandolin'.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:59,
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Unfortunately
we couldn't convince my mate to do Townshend-style windmills on it...
:-(
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:06,
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:-(
I always wanted to do a lounge-core version of the ace of spades
I may still do it one day
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:17,
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I have a techno version of Smells Like Teen Spirit,
an easy listening version of Gimme Shelter, a hardcore version of Hold Me Now (It's Hard For Me To Say I'm Sorry), and a mambo version of No More Heroes...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:54,
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In Stockholm
I heard a live acoustic version of No Limit - fantastically awful and very funny.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:56,
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Top quality film
and not quoted on here anywhere nearly enough.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:43,
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They all have husbands and wives
and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:48,
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A million innocent people
die every day. You blow up a dog and you're marked for life.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:51,
archived)
No!
Stock is just the base for a soup, you've got to add more ingredients.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:01,
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- You're a fucking psycho
- No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for money. It's a job. That didn't come out right.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:08,
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-What are you doing here?
- a double shift, what does it look like?
- What are you doing here? Where do you live? Who's your manager? Where does he live? What are you doing here?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 9:14,
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- What are you doing here? Where do you live? Who's your manager? Where does he live? What are you doing here?
Revenge of the phone booth...
I'm so, so sorry.... it was better in my head!!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:23,
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I'm so, so sorry.... it was better in my head!!
Oh and just the saviour of our country!
Despite being on crack throught the whole war!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 10:38,
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the fun is...
seeing that arrogant little git get his head blown off? ;)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:32,
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King Crab!
That's very ace. Woo for ancient creatures measuring time!
(That's a good-morning-repost)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:21,
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(That's a good-morning-repost)
At first I thought your beasty
was a face-hugger - every hour a weird tube pops out and tries to inseminate your stomach via your throat.
But fortunately it isn't.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:29,
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But fortunately it isn't.
mornin
sar!
howzit goin then ...
ready for another day and another quid
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Tue 13 May 2003, 7:48,
archived)
howzit goin then ...
ready for another day and another quid
Indeedy mate
Don't mind this week so much as I'm going away on Saturday.....Woo !
*takes opportunity to plug his pic gallery , link in profile*
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Tue 13 May 2003, 7:50,
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*takes opportunity to plug his pic gallery , link in profile*
woo to going away :o)
now visiting your gallery !
:)
EDIT: ooh bit posh init ... Wiv Woo-ti-ful pics
superb sir !
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Tue 13 May 2003, 7:51,
archived)
:)
EDIT: ooh bit posh init ... Wiv Woo-ti-ful pics
superb sir !
Nice
Isn't that Sir Sand Goblin?
edit: Just spazzed back.. is HumanDescent on a roll or what?
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:07,
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edit: Just spazzed back.. is HumanDescent on a roll or what?
HD gets on these rolls. We don't see him for a week then BOOM! 10 new images over a few hours.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:25,
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hehehe .... ( ooh someones just handed me a lettter .... F**K? )
happy to pass on the URL :)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 7:27,
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Cheers
..that's the sort of letter I'm looking forward to in my intray, har harrr...!
I suppose it should have been "your fired", shouldn't it.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 7:28,
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I suppose it should have been "your fired", shouldn't it.
my letter says
"due to you using company property to blend animals and humans together we have worked out the time spent and have billed you accordingly ... "
:(
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Tue 13 May 2003, 7:37,
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:(
Good grief!
I've heard of 'poetic licence' but wtf is engimatic about a duck? It's a BIRD for fuck's sake! It eats bugs and weed and shits wet browny-grey turds, has a beak, quacks and flies about a bit.
Ayeee!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:05,
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Ayeee!
Now
that's unfortunate..
I'd still give it a pat though, mostly out of pity..
or maybe a lick
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Tue 13 May 2003, 7:28,
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I'd still give it a pat though, mostly out of pity..
or maybe a lick
lick it for luck
sent me orff into another dimension for about an hour when I did it ... Reality or something I believe they call it ...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 7:55,
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that
would be about right , hope your ok , reality can be a bit nasty ;)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 7:56,
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it aint a place I like to stay too often
brings me out in a rash
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:02,
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Yay!
the small one doesn't tile cos of the scaling and me being lazy
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Tue 13 May 2003, 7:30,
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the small one doesn't tile cos of the scaling and me being lazy
bad ?
cant have bad ;)
just different and dare I say "special"
:)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 6:51,
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just different and dare I say "special"
:)
I mean bad
as opposed to "good 'shrooms".
hmmm, 'tis nearly the season to be jolly!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 6:52,
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hmmm, 'tis nearly the season to be jolly!
claim to fame!
Iggy Pop kicked me in the shin when playing football whilst taking time out at a festival.
:-)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 6:59,
archived)
:-)
That's velly velly goo
but I can't help feeling that it's not shopped at all...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:46,
archived)
Pic Hosting?
Where it be, foo?
Sure, I did one last night, but that was on the work server..
and it could easily be traced back to me. As such, I'd rather not risk it.
So... where's it at? Come on, tell me! you know you want to...
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Tue 13 May 2003, 6:15,
archived)
Sure, I did one last night, but that was on the work server..
and it could easily be traced back to me. As such, I'd rather not risk it.
So... where's it at? Come on, tell me! you know you want to...
msn groups
groups.msn.com
is ok
lycos ( UK one ) is ok: www.tripod.lycos.co.uk/
or any other free hosting site :)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 6:16,
archived)
is ok
lycos ( UK one ) is ok: www.tripod.lycos.co.uk/
or any other free hosting site :)
Well
I, for one, am impressed that you have posted 8000 times (and with an amazingly high image to conversation ratio - and an incredibly high ratio of good stuff rather than crap, at that) and supplied, not one, but two images to mark the occasion.
You are woo. Verily, that is the truth.
Yours in Christ,
(if you let me ride your bicycle, I'll be your friend)
Artamnesia.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 6:31,
archived)
You are woo. Verily, that is the truth.
Yours in Christ,
(if you let me ride your bicycle, I'll be your friend)
Artamnesia.
.
thnk u,
your stuff is fantastic !!!!!
You can keep my bicycle coz I want one with a bigger bell :)
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Tue 13 May 2003, 6:34,
archived)
your stuff is fantastic !!!!!
You can keep my bicycle coz I want one with a bigger bell :)
I've got a bike,
you can ride it if you like,
It's got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 6:41,
archived)
It's got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good.
I'd quote the next line
but you might get the wrong impression of me.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:07,
archived)
as long as there's pics on the web
and booze in the fridge it may
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Tue 13 May 2003, 7:56,
archived)
it goes fine mucker,
hope it does for you too.
me dashing out to work, see youse later.
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Tue 13 May 2003, 8:56,
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me dashing out to work, see youse later.
it's eyes tonight
isn't it?
woo!
and with that, I'm really gone, take care everyone!
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Tue 13 May 2003, 5:43,
archived)
woo!
and with that, I'm really gone, take care everyone!
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