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# see everybody
tomorrow, hometimegottogetoutthedoorquickbeforetheyseemebyebye
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:09, archived)
# The Ugly Duckling
(I helped save b3ta! Hyksos, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:08, archived)
# Sex Education Class part 3 (no wait it's 2. I'm confused now)
(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:21, archived)
# awww, bless
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:04, archived)
# note
the similarity in expressions
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:05, archived)
# Top quality
You get a bonus 4 points
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:05, archived)
# I'm off home.
night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:04, archived)
# not being funny but Cal
keeps getting stuck in the floorboards.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:03, archived)
# what an enigmatic
mental image.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:27, archived)
# thankyou. He's freed himself now
and managed to go home - but it does keep happening. I need to get a person to fix that, or he'll be lost for good.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:30, archived)
# how exactly
does he get stuck in the floorboards?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:40, archived)
# I reckon
he's got a secret stash down there. Go and investigate tomorrow Pep.
(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:21, archived)
# Nice.
Just listening to Basement Jaxx - 'Red Alert' and just as it reaches the end and is fading out a police car siren approaching noise mixes in then it passes and becomes police car going away noise.

I've heard the song tons of times and it was so seamless I just had to rewind the cd player to check whether it was a real police car or if was on the CD. It was real.
(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:01, archived)
# Hope this works.
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:59, archived)
# it does and its
fa.. actually I was going to write fantastic, then thought everyone would make me get my coat and it's just too hot.
I like it alot - is that ok?
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:00, archived)
# That's ok
with me. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:22, archived)
# Love it
Deserves a nice text "WOO and YAY"
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:01, archived)
# and a girly Gary woo yay too

Careful, he'll go for your ankles if you're not careful.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:04, archived)
# that looks like
the most fun an animal can have
(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:07, archived)
#
(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:13, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:42, archived)
# How many more of these can there be ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:55, archived)
# step 1.
whisper sweet nothings into goat's ear.
(que, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 18:25, archived)
# yay for
babies with mohicans
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:42, archived)
# Oh my god!
Look at all that excess forehead! I wonder if he works for Tefal?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:47, archived)
# um, i
should point out that its my nephew before too much slagging off goes on.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:48, archived)
# What a bastard
he looks like
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:49, archived)
# that's not
Brooklyn Beckham, is it? Has that same radiantly lovely look about him as David does...
(edited for stouffer)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:47, archived)
# my god
what a hideously ugly freek child

oh, sorry stouffer %)
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:50, archived)
# *snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:51, archived)
# this guy is
the master of prank calls. check the video clips too. www.longmontpotioncastle.com/lpchome.htm
(que, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:42, archived)
# Yay ride the pony thing

Woo updated my webby too. Tell me what you think. Please.
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:37, archived)
# YIKES!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:38, archived)
# Christ
it looks like my mum
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:42, archived)
# your
mum looks like a chinchilla?
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:54, archived)
# I would
So soft and furry... mmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:05, archived)
# Ann Onnymouse posted this earlier - did it get missed?
Not a single woo, no front page - I mean just look at the quality of that elastic 'sprooing' motion.
Is it bad form to repost someone elses work?
leaves quietly sucking thumb
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:34, archived)
# .
(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:34, archived)
# I knew that I could
rely on you Tomsk
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:35, archived)
# he is
THE VOICE OF REASON, after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:36, archived)
# weeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:38, archived)
# I love that
and clangers in general. Once had an illustrator come to see me - he'd hired the original clangers and done a photoshoot with them. It was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:41, archived)
# Are they for hire?
How much? Imagine if we could spend an afternoon with digital cameras doing things to/with Clangers
mmmmmmClangers - does the Soup Dragon come as part of the package?
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:43, archived)
# can't remember where
he hired them fom now - I think they were actually quite expensive. Theres's a kniting pattern for one on the clangers site (i'll look it up) can anyone knit?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:46, archived)
# I can't knit
But I'll find someone who can. There are some old ladies in our village who knit for cash. Seriously
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:47, archived)
# my mum
knitted toy clangers for my sisters. But I don't think they'd lend them to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:49, archived)
# well
you used to be able to get weeny little soft-toy clangers that whistled when you squeezed their tummies? I think they only did tiny clanger tho.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:46, archived)
# i have
tiny.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:47, archived)
# Woolies
sell them, i think
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:05, archived)
# Hooray!
Now, careful kids, don't be mean to the Clangers or you'll make Pep angry.
(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:42, archived)
# don't encourage them
please...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:44, archived)
# OOOOHHH CLANGERS
and PotatoShop 7 with the new 'Liquify' function...
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:45, archived)
# leave
it...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:46, archived)
# I'm trying to discourage them.
Really.
Here's a cute kitten kids, maim this:
(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:46, archived)
# thank
you.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:48, archived)
# mmmmm Clangermmmmm
mmmmmmmm...nice....baby clanger.....napalm........gas explosion...mm...spicy brains.....mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:48, archived)
# oh,
but he's nice too.

Post Miffy, at least she's not real.

...Before ANYONE says ANYTHING, how do YOU know the Clangers aren't real? Have you been into space and checked?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:48, archived)
# Pah Kittens
Not as much fun as.......
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:49, archived)
# Lovely Melty Clangers
with loads of blue-string soup projectile vomiting out of every little orifice. I can see it now!
hits Google image search and types in 'clanger'
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:51, archived)
# Alright Pep
I won't. I fear to invoke your wrath
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:53, archived)
# good job too
you wouldn't like me when I;m angry.
Not sure you'd like me when I;m not angry actually but that's not the point.
What village do you live in? I thought you lived in Brighton?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:58, archived)
# hmm - the site i was looking for
has disappeared. All the clangers have one into hiding... ah hahahahahahahaaaa... actually - why do i think that isn't true?
dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:56, archived)
# i thought it was on the
side myself
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:37, archived)
# Its very nice.
It just didn't strike me as hilarious. Was it so wrong of me not to woo?

It is such a difficult question, to wit; to woo?

(coat)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:37, archived)
# You have a point
I thought it was lovely and I don't want to be laying down what I think is woo-worthy because what do I know?
I just think it's sad sometimes if great stuff gets missed..
fucking hell fishbear, what the hell are you on about? Christ, talk about waffling on a lot, and where have you been all day? We've not seen a single black and white penguin being fellated all day and now you come on at the end of the day and start throwing your considerable weight around like some hyperactive walrus. Jesus - what a goon
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:41, archived)
# Ummm...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:42, archived)
# Hargghh
I CANT RNGHJ THIS STOPPLE!
NNNGH IT
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:44, archived)
# Thanks fishbear :)
I did this as well but it didn't quite come out right.
(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:49, archived)
# Out of the frying pan, into the deep fat fryer
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:30, archived)
# Yay!
Unlucky fried kitten!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:31, archived)
# Fried
Kitten and chips - top nosh
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:33, archived)
# bunny, chips & salad?
better for you.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:36, archived)
# Very stodgy though
Weighs heavily on the stomach
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:40, archived)
# That's actual size too
you could be right - Imagine - you wouldn't be able to move for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:59, archived)
# Problem is
The oil is useless after one kitten frying. The flea-bag filth tends to infect the oil with its grim grossness.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:03, archived)
# same goes for hedgehogs -
cute but full'o'fleas.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:08, archived)
# The programmer in my office thinks i'm evil
So much that he drew a sketch of what he thinks i look like.



Personaly i think he need serious professional help (in his drawing skill and with his state of mind)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:25, archived)
# bless
well he's put in a lot of effort at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:28, archived)
# Has he?
Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:28, archived)
# Um
there's a lot of pen-strokes?
Oh be quiet you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:32, archived)
# that's
better.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:35, archived)
# bugger
i have to go to the New Media Show tomorrow and will consequently miss a whole day's skiving. Has anyone been? Is it as deathly dull as I think it's going to be? And does anyone want to give me a job?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:16, archived)
# Get a PDA
with IR and a compatible mobile phone with which to access B3ta really slowly on the move...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:17, archived)
# new media?
I work in cross media darlink. Means i get f*ing pissed off most of the time and strop in meetings. Much better than new meeja.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:17, archived)
# sounds like
hard work
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:22, archived)
# not really - I'm ginger -
I have a naturally short temper. Sorry - Flame haired i meant and firey temper. Only hard work for Cal who has to listen to it.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:23, archived)
# so d'you think
you'd be more relaxed in a nu meeja environment?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:26, archived)
# doubt it -
I am just generally stroppy. I didn't think there were that many nu meeja environments left. Tell me, do you have a pinball machine/table football or any ice sculptures?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:28, archived)
# We have
an old game of Monopoly, a Slush Puppie and some Lego
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:35, archived)
# Monopoly?
nonononono. You want a copy of Photoshop tennis these days - it's what all the cool kids do.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:36, archived)
# ah used to...
at my last butler-based employers. Oh hang on, there's table football at our hq in Amsterdam.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:41, archived)
# poo
(wanker, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)
# well, you
certainly hit the nail on the head there. And your point was...?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:14, archived)
# ....


^^ international b3tan sign for pointing out unintelligable posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:15, archived)
# Good
idea.
(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:17, archived)
# Classic
The ultimate in-joke
"Were you there darling, were you there?"
(I helped save b3ta! fishbear, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:19, archived)
# Yay I remember seeing that. Made me snort. but....
I cant remember who said it, and the general context of the post.

Someone point me to the correct archive? pwease?
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:28, archived)
# It was me
in reply to in unintelligable post.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:29, archived)
# aha,
I can hear my memory whirring back into life.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:32, archived)
# I won't even bother getting my coat, it's nice and sunny
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:10, archived)
# Crikey!
Its a big glass cock! Who would have thought it? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:14, archived)
# That girl in the corner
is sooooo dying to kiss it
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:15, archived)
# All the girls
love a big glass cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:17, archived)
# Yes
they do, don't they. Hey, I wonder if anyone's thought of giving them out as prizes. You know, for sports and stuff. Maybe golf or something.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:25, archived)
# What a fantastic idea!
I'll bet the girls that won them will love them so much they will just want to give them a big kiss there and then!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:27, archived)
# jesus!
oi lumpy, I got your joke after 5 minutes, now I'm really laughing!
(Shaolin_Bukkake, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:18, archived)
# Really its crab bloke's joke
but i'll gladly take all credit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:21, archived)
# me me me - so will i
I did it.
I thought of it.
I made everything.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:22, archived)
# Awww
can't I have at least provided inspiration?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:24, archived)
# you can. I actually have
nothing to do with the post, or cocks of any kind.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:26, archived)
# And this is payback for Vulga saying I look like Wallace:
(Nacho, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:09, archived)
# Hehhehehehheheheheh.
Gnn...Hehehehhehehhehehhihihih.
(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:11, archived)
# haha
well munted
(I helped save b3ta! breel, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:12, archived)
# YOU
look like Wallace??

No, I think you'll find tomsk looks like Wallace?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:23, archived)
# Does that make you
Wendolene?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:28, archived)
# So far
in the past few days, I've been:
1. the vomiting man from Monty Python
2. Nora Batty
and 3., most sinister of all, "John".

Frankly, bring it on, 'cause I don't care no more.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:30, archived)
# You probably
shouldn't've said that.
(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:36, archived)
# No,
you're probably right.

/me sits curled up in corner rocking gently.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:38, archived)
# Ive not seen you or anything
But I thought you were quite pretty on the photos.

A bit scarey looking though, like you might hit me for no reason or something.
(twelveways, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:50, archived)
# oh!
*brightens up*

that sounds about right, really - good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:52, archived)
# Mmm
most girls hit me for no reason... :o(
(twelveways, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 17:07, archived)
# Duck bill platypus and babies...
Not too funny but strange looking nonetheless...
(I helped save b3ta! Hyksos, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:08, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:13, archived)
# That's funny
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:14, archived)
# Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:18, archived)
# Clangers!
I was watching the Clangers on video and it made me cry because they were so nice. I wasn't drunk or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:20, archived)
# I didn't know platypi
gave birth to Clangers. platypi have venomous spurs in their ankles which cause excruciating pain, but I would be surprised if clangers were similarly armed.
Maybe it's just nurturing them?
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:22, archived)
# Looks like it's
got them in to redecorate it's burrow or something.
(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:24, archived)
# Changing Wombs
perhaps?
(Ann_Onnymouse, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:28, archived)
# arf!
(funny)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:32, archived)
# -
(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:23, archived)
# that's
just begging to turn into a wooyay, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:24, archived)
# Done it.
See next funny post.
(tomsk, Wed 24 Apr 2002, 16:31, archived)

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