Wish I was...
But I have to wait for my Dad to visit first, sodding get.
Should I have one anyway?? I do deserve it..
We were having a reminise about SuperGran earlier...
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:50,
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Should I have one anyway?? I do deserve it..
We were having a reminise about SuperGran earlier...
'Get one down ya'..
..it should be every self-respecting caner's duty to make their parents as disappointed as possible. It's funny.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:54,
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Errr
My Dad knows how much of a caner I am....
but he's a nightmare to deal with when I am stoned, he still tries to play-fight me - I am 28!
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:06,
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but he's a nightmare to deal with when I am stoned, he still tries to play-fight me - I am 28!
Just punch his fucking teeth in then.....
....and say "Enough. Enough, man."
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:21,
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The newsletter is out
featuring 10 tonnes of b3ta goodness and femaleorshemale ... 2. hooray!
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:17,
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Bad rob. Late newsletter
I've written it. Joel is just proofing it. It'll be out in 5 minutes. Damn thrusday night drinking.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:03,
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no spanking
I've got a very bruised arse at the mo. I fell down my stairs. A wearing socks & polished wood thing. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. I went. My lower left cheek has gone from black to purple to yellow in the last week.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:08,
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That's your story....
....and I presume you're sticking to it? Eh? Big Boy?
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:13,
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ah
you're trying to out my popbitch username. which I can exclusively reveal as ... "rob". just like here.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:42,
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that music should be used for something
dunno what. but it's perfect for an animation.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:54,
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Hmm the adventures of...
They'd need to wander past something french though at some point when it goes do dee do, do dee do dee do do dee do do, do do, dee dee dee dooo.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:12,
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that tourettes thing never ceases to make me giggle...
Hugo
Not a criticism as such but the Tourettes SAUSAGE JOCKEY thing (which by the way is the best WANK thing on the Interweb) would be CUNTWIPE improved by the removal of ! after the words. I know it adds to the ANAL RAIDER Tourettishness, but to my tiny mind the words are so funny that the absence of ! just makes it funnier - like they CLAG NUT are just included in the text.
(coat)
(fishbear , Fri 26 Apr 17:31, Reply)
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:59,
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Not a criticism as such but the Tourettes SAUSAGE JOCKEY thing (which by the way is the best WANK thing on the Interweb) would be CUNTWIPE improved by the removal of ! after the words. I know it adds to the ANAL RAIDER Tourettishness, but to my tiny mind the words are so funny that the absence of ! just makes it funnier - like they CLAG NUT are just included in the text.
(coat)
(fishbear , Fri 26 Apr 17:31, Reply)
Heh
I put my companies site through it and had everyone in stitches, except the board of Wanky directors, Gary Human Tampon Raime wasn't too happy.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:03,
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.
"Ruby COCKSUCKER the lioness thinks RECTUM RIPPER Lambuel is cute and wants to marry him one day!"
She might be out of luck, by the sound of him
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:03,
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She might be out of luck, by the sound of him
It gets better every time.
"It is important that we acknowledge that there are certainly lots of FUCKNUTS anti-Christian activities that go on during Halloween, including obvious and blatant things such as the reveling in SCABBY LABIA demonology but also subtly subversive things such as "bobbing for FANNY DROOL apples", which is really a symbolic re-enactment of the Fall."
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:14,
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question..
i'm running xp, why won't any shortcut links work, so i have to copy and paste URLs???
am i being stoopid?
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:55,
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am i being stoopid?
I think it has some mouse cursor issues
try clicking on them a couple of times.
Sometimes I think it's not paying attention. Probably busy reading the board...
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:43,
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Sometimes I think it's not paying attention. Probably busy reading the board...
Has anyone else
ever been to K i l l a l l t h e w h i t e m a n.com ?
Very Fuck*ng funny site indeed.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:49,
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Very Fuck*ng funny site indeed.
no reason for this at all
but sod it. the tourettes DB. anyone got any new additions?
www.design4online.com/twat/fuck.txt
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:20,
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www.design4online.com/twat/fuck.txt
Hugo
Not a criticism as such but the Tourettes thing (which by the way is the best thing on the Interweb) would be improved by the removal of ! after the words. I know it adds to the Tourettishness, but to my tiny mind the words are so funny that the absence of ! just makes it funnier - like they are just included in the text.
(coat)
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:31,
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(coat)
yeah i agree - and will get rid of the
reb bold text too.. will leave it as is..
but watch this space - we're doing a chris uebank version :)
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:39,
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but watch this space - we're doing a chris uebank version :)
Yes
"Oh BUGGERJUICE no! Lambuel is late for KNOB JOCKEY Church!"
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:52,
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wifecrust?
yeuch. BTW: You should put this together with some definitions. It could be very readable.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:04,
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I dunno
I think the simple switcheroo creating CUNTYSOCKS and FUCKMINTS (or ARSEMINTS, which might be more useful) is largely underrated.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 18:12,
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logfile hilarity (apolgies for length)
mediapill.com recieved over 52,000 hits this month (partly due to the queen mum animation). I'd like to share with you all the top 30 query words typed into search engines to find the site:
reqs: search term
----: -----------
96: queen
89: mum
18: mediapill
12: office
10: movies
10: hollywood
10: made
10: are
10: how
9: news
9: mother
8: the
7: humor
6: pill
6: funny
6: sexhat
5: tits
5: to
5: national
5: media
5: lampoons
5: vacation
4: carty
4: showbusiness
4: nicolas
4: of
4: man
4: sex
4: tv
4: deformed
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:20,
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reqs: search term
----: -----------
96: queen
89: mum
18: mediapill
12: office
10: movies
10: hollywood
10: made
10: are
10: how
9: news
9: mother
8: the
7: humor
6: pill
6: funny
6: sexhat
5: tits
5: to
5: national
5: media
5: lampoons
5: vacation
4: carty
4: showbusiness
4: nicolas
4: of
4: man
4: sex
4: tv
4: deformed
that reminds
me of, when i was a kid i hasten to add, seeing a teenaged chap in a hat featuring a pair of ladies breasts and the words 'boob inspector'. i believed it was an official goverment post and told my mum that's what i'd like to be. aaah, the innocence of youth.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:25,
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Hoorah!
Sorry mate. I seem to be on some kind of a roll here. Woo.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:31,
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Chiil out..
.....it's just a pair of Octopus underpants. Or 'Octopants' if you like.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:44,
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don't try and tell me that that is a little plane...
http://www.hobbybarn.com/images/whplans/boogie.gif
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:06,
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i am sooo sold on that.
well, it'll give me something to do over the weekend.
im sick to death of fucking decorating and the weather looks shite - so a geeky weekend in then.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:17,
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im sick to death of fucking decorating and the weather looks shite - so a geeky weekend in then.
quality!
make one and put a video of it on the board! or just some pics! pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaasseeee!
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:22,
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er, dont have a vid camera :)
But what i may do is plug the bastard into the mains and see what happens (dont worry - i've done a electrical apprenteship, so im well qualified to wire things into the mains :)
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:24,
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i haven't
but it doesn't stop me
"now timothy, put these two wires in your mouth and press that button"
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:27,
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"now timothy, put these two wires in your mouth and press that button"
On the subject of playground insults
I presume everyone is already aware of this?
Brilliant
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:06,
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Brilliant
Lovely bloke as well
Log's another one of the random people who've ended up crashed out in my shed.
Do I get a trophy? Maybe a glass one?
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:17,
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Do I get a trophy? Maybe a glass one?
That site
just took me back years - if you see him again can you pass on my regards?
(I'll post them to you in a little box)
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:19,
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(I'll post them to you in a little box)
Will do
I fully intend to meet up with Log for drinkies again- he's a most entertaining drinking partner.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:21,
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Huzzah
Anytime you need a drinking partner with a large capacity for ranting and memory loss give me shout. I am intrigued by your shed and wish to, st some point, pass out in it.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:24,
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Yes
yes we should. Where are you based again? hooray for drinks and meets and stuff.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 17:16,
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I think the time is nigh
for a resurgence of Joey Deacon related fun
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:22,
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a peice of advice
I just ran Ad-aware for the first time in a couple of weeks and it removed 244 suspect spy-ware components..
so if you aint done it yet go to www.lavasoft.com and give it a go.
damn scumware.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:04,
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so if you aint done it yet go to www.lavasoft.com and give it a go.
damn scumware.
Do you know
how to run KaZaa without spyware? I tried it and it broke
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:06,
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actually, where do you get the lite version?
i cannae find it cap'n
EDIT: found it. kazaalite.com.
doh.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:13,
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EDIT: found it. kazaalite.com.
doh.
You have to leave in
the clint dll thing - it fools Kazaa into thinking it has the spyware installed - RTFM on it to save a load of trouble later
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:20,
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Damn
I was beginning to think that fishbear would answer all of my questions
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:22,
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Nice one
Got kazaalite and installed it, looks good.
Have you thought of starting an 'ask fishbear' website?
It could be like ask jeeves, except giving useful and relevant answers
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:35,
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Have you thought of starting an 'ask fishbear' website?
It could be like ask jeeves, except giving useful and relevant answers
If you build it
I will come
(or something)
That actually is the true meaning of life by the way. I spent a period of time 'looking into it' and those three words were the result of a decade of travelling round the world and ingesting vast quantities of unusual substances, vast quantities of reading, lots of great experiences etc.
So that should save some work. Right it down somewhere and if anyone asks you you'll know the answer:-)
(fetches coat from closet, just in case)
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:40,
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(or something)
That actually is the true meaning of life by the way. I spent a period of time 'looking into it' and those three words were the result of a decade of travelling round the world and ingesting vast quantities of unusual substances, vast quantities of reading, lots of great experiences etc.
So that should save some work. Right it down somewhere and if anyone asks you you'll know the answer:-)
(fetches coat from closet, just in case)
Best place for it
unless you lose the cat
Write it with marker pen on your forehead and never wash again
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:44,
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Write it with marker pen on your forehead and never wash again
Everyone needs it
and don't forget to download the updater app as well and keep up to date. Anyone using file sharing or P2P stuff needs to run it almost every day
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:07,
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yeah..
though most of the shite i had was that damn BDE thing - i only installed kazaa yesterday to get some stuff and then deleted it (forgot to run ad-aware tho dammit :)
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:08,
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BDE is Satan
Nick your bandwidth, use your processing time etc
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:10,
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i know
but they aint turned it on yet have they? I thought that they *may* switch it on without telling..
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:12,
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They are Evil
and may be stopped from switching it on due to some lawsuits in the US. Imagine thinking it up though and bundling it the sneaky snotcocking fuckwad bastardflap twatknockers
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:15,
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do you mind if i use
those patent fishbear swearwords in the touretttes thingy?
too late anyway, already done it :P
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:17,
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too late anyway, already done it :P
You are most welcome
I have more hidden somewhere in the depths of my psyche
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:22,
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The formula is simple
Just take one noun and one adjective (I think) and combine - therefore:
twatknocker
Flapslapper
etc
Give it a try!
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:34,
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twatknocker
Flapslapper
etc
Give it a try!
frogsodomy
housewanking
wifecrust
woo! a whole world has opened up to me. thankyou for sharing your genius!
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:42,
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wifecrust
woo! a whole world has opened up to me. thankyou for sharing your genius!
Now you have joined
the ranks of the Initiated.
Use your knowledge wisely, and for the Good of mankind.
You are now able to exchange the Sacred Greeting with others in your exalted position.
The greeting is 'PusGoblin Twatflicker'
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:47,
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Use your knowledge wisely, and for the Good of mankind.
You are now able to exchange the Sacred Greeting with others in your exalted position.
The greeting is 'PusGoblin Twatflicker'
yes, sensei.
may the jizzspinach guide you, and the muffbuster light your way.
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:51,
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Ah you have learned well
Go forth - a new world awaits you young phlegmgargler
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Fri 26 Apr 2002, 16:55,
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