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now added to the pub scheduler. the snowball continues...

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stouffer, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:04, archived)

see map below

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:05, archived)

bad taste bad

Ok. I know it's crap, but I'm new to the whole photoshop malarky. Um.. Bear with me?

(Snuffbiscuit, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:02, archived)

butch elm disease

claims another victim

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stouffer, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:00, archived)

andrew's back and he's got a new lodger

http://www.andrew-washington.com

(Turrets Dog, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:59, archived)

I know I shouldn't post this. I know it, but...

for some reason, I can't resist.

http://www.andrew-washington.com/images/pictures/friendsandfamily/heavensangels.jpg

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:05, archived)

I promise not to hound him

but I prefer this:

more heavenly

(jim, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:09, archived)

A ha ha ha

tee hee, ho ho ho. Brilliant. A ha ha.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:11, archived)

Christy Mighty

Its like a collection of Bettys. Perhaps Andrew isn't such a foolish young lad after all.

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:27, archived)

am I blind, I can't find an enter button on

mr w's site

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raw-edge, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:09, archived)

there isn't one

it's for his family and friends only, so the first one to guess the URL wins a golden haggis (coz this seems to be Scotland day on the b3ta board)

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:12, archived)

i have found his

picture page but not the one with all the lovely information about him.....

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raw-edge, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:15, archived)

what? like this one.....?

clicketysplit

(fisty, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:46, archived)

sir

i refer you to here.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Tue 7 May 2002, 16:04, archived)

not strcitly true,

cos the silly fucker has left the directory browsing on...

i particularly enjoyed his girly pics
http://www.andrew-washington.com/images/favorites/women/

(rawx, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:18, archived)

why the little devil

http://www.andrew-washington.com/images/favorites/sexy.gif

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raw-edge, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:20, archived)

the bland!

the blonde!
the utterly unthreatening!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:23, archived)

who can forget this

http://www.andrew-washington.com/images/pictures/friendsandfamily/tina2_small.JPG

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:35, archived)

they all seem to be

off sci-fi shows.

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mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:36, archived)

A quick search on Gooooooogley

tells me that there's only one page. Not sure how true it is. www.andrew-washington.com+andrew">c-licky

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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:31, archived)

So has this Andrew Washington character...

(and no I don't know the history) laid claim to the world copyright on tigger and piglet as his web site claims... "Legal Notice: This website, including all images and information, is strictly private."

(jonomac, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:34, archived)

no! No! NOOOOOOOOOO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:29, archived)

oh yes

bring it back just to piss off lumpbucket ;)

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randomisgood, Tue 7 May 2002, 16:02, archived)

Can we please

not start this again? A.W. is a comical, verminous little pillock, and is deserving of mockery, true, but I for one had more than my fill of him last time. Enough already.

(tomsk, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:35, archived)

I agree wholeheartedly

I cannot agree more!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:36, archived)

hear hear

I never want to see or hear of him again

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bazman, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:38, archived)

Rob

can we officially ban AW threads? PLEASE?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:42, archived)

Good

idea.

(tomsk, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:44, archived)

Mmmm Always good to know

Stuff like this

(Jesus, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:54, archived)

Clan McDonald

(que, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:53, archived)

Whats...

the address for the B3ta FAQ's please!!? i need the furtive image (and i thinks its downloadable from there isn't it?)

djmothra

(djmothra, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:53, archived)

In my humble opinion

there ought to be a linky from the front page to the FAQ so people don't have to keep asking how to post images etc etc.
Preferably in big pink letters.

(Jesus, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:58, archived)

I only

need the original furtive image...i know how to do the rest, but yeah, maybe there should be a more visible link to it!

(djmothra, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:00, archived)

Here

www.b3ta.com/features/faq

(Jesus, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:04, archived)

where's the hummus FAQ?

Some one posted it a while back

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:14, archived)

you should add that question

to the FAQ

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:59, archived)

i fink

this is what you want
www.ahandyguide.tk/

(hazey, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:02, archived)

YAY

thats all i wanted - cheers!!!

(www.b4ta.com/images/furtive-bear.psd)

(djmothra, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:05, archived)

nae bother

a pleasure, i'll look forward to the fruit of your efforts.... :)

(hazey, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:09, archived)

try

http://www.ahandyguide.tk/

(lunchbreaklarry, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:04, archived)

w00t

Surely worth a tinker ...

(Saoirse, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:51, archived)

woo!

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vbloke OLDSKOOL, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:50, archived)

rotating!!!

Woo Yay!!

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Darkedge, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:52, archived)

Tasty

chick

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:53, archived)

A big woo for naked ladies!

Only nine more minutes till lesbian hour

(icedragon, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:52, archived)

From the neck up

she looks like Celine Dion.
You have to get a Woo Yay in their somewhere. Otherwise, fandoobydazzy.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:53, archived)

Celine Dion?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Just as I was enjoying the rotating girl, you had to go and spoil it.

Hmph.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:57, archived)

your'e right

bugger.. celine dion is a horse!!

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Darkedge, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:57, archived)

And she

has the neck of a rubber chicken.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:58, archived)

celine dion walks into a bar

barman says 'why the long face?"

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mikeisbrill, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:03, archived)

Actualy

there is soemthing very hypnotic about watching her go round and round and round...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:02, archived)

She'd be well worth

getting dizzy for

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:04, archived)

and again

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vbloke OLDSKOOL, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:05, archived)

Where

did you get her? Or do you have a miniature rotating woman you can freely photograph.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:08, archived)

Yeah

And where can I get one just like it ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:17, archived)

I have

a collection of minature spinning women.
Only one will let me anywhere near her, though.

Actually, I got them by screengrabbing the applets from here: www.hippieskivvies.com/realview.html

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vbloke OLDSKOOL, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:18, archived)

That

really is rather special

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:29, archived)

this just in

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:42, archived)

yay

can we have a quick show of hands for the edinb3tan?

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stouffer, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:45, archived)

and woo

i havent posted one of these in a while:

(icedragon, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:46, archived)

can we say

b3tartan?

or is that just silly?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:47, archived)

I should be able to make it

but I may have to bring the car, so I will only be having 6 or 7 pints

(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:49, archived)

big poof

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:49, archived)

Well, you have to be

responsible, and besides if stopped I can always say
"I havent had a cunt all night drinkstable"

(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:54, archived)

the route of all that is sweary

clickitywooyay (in a new window, coz i can be nice too)

(icedragon, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:36, archived)

Oh christ!

Its back!!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:35, archived)

Nice mullett!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:37, archived)

did you see her in

The Tweeney Movie

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:40, archived)

I did

and it made me chuckle. I must start to use Flash, I've got it but havent got my head round it yet. I can't get rid of that white that appears around an image once you import it in.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:43, archived)

do you spill milk?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:49, archived)

A ha ha ha.

Yes...no, If I import a picture into Flash it is contained within a white square. How do I get rid of it, save erasing it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:51, archived)

as far as im aware

there is no way to get rid of it without using the eraser tool

(icedragon, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:59, archived)

Cheers

thats what I thought. But I will have a play with it anyway.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:03, archived)

just use

the eraser tool

(icedragon, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:51, archived)

Im not even going to do anything

to this one

(Dean, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:35, archived)

Things are hotting up now

on centre court

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:33, archived)

hope you lot

don't mind me reposting this. I've put more movement in it...

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:40, archived)

It's fab.

Much better now.

(tomsk, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:42, archived)

Cheers

If i could be arsed i would make their feet move, but i'm a bit bored with it now.

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Spoon, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:45, archived)

yum

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:31, archived)

I can't get cleaning my floor

Because this goddamn Mopmonkey keeps pouncing !!

(Jesus, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:29, archived)

Pesky things.

get everywhere. Watch out for the Vylida Super Mop Monkeys. Not only are they blue, but that can fit into the smallest of spaces.
BBrrRRRrrrRRrr.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:30, archived)

*fanfare*

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stouffer, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:19, archived)

is that

your clans tartan?

(steofthedump, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:24, archived)

i have

absolutely no idea. i would hazard a guess at no.

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stouffer, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:26, archived)

I think it is

the tartan of the clan Walker

ooh I have come over all spoddy

(pingu, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:37, archived)

Where is the Ivan Hoe

In the city center?

I know three points in the city; The Liquid rooms, La Belle Angel and a certain well know 'Gentlemans' club

Anywher near?

(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:28, archived)

shit

good point well made. i too have no idea. we need somebody to make us a map.

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stouffer, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:30, archived)

it is

between St Andrew Square and Princess Street just before you get to Monsoon. Across the road and down a bit from Sainsburys.

(pingu, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:35, archived)

here it is

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:05, archived)

Is anyone else

listening to Radio 2 oldies. They've played some crackers.

Its like reliving my childhood, execpt without the bad man who comes at night.

(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:19, archived)

Nope.

Radio 4 for me. For REAL grown ups.

Or is that, for the prematurely aged?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:35, archived)

60s, 70s and 80s

is enough for me thanks.

Altough i do like the R4 comedy

(thediscokingpin, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:46, archived)

Good man.

They're talking about Wind in the Willows now, which certainly brings back my childhood.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:54, archived)

The Empire

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calico, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:08, archived)

I like the way

Chewie is looking at Mr McDonald, In a sort of confused what the fuck have you done with your hair kinda way

(Wallz, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:11, archived)

Haircare advice from a Wookie?!

Has he looked in the mirror lately?!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:14, archived)

He had better

hair the Mr Skywalker anyway.

(Wallz, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:17, archived)

hair

SkyWalker has hair like Ian Beale - and he has a chip shop.

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calico, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:19, archived)

Star Wars

would have been much better if Luke had a chip shop and Yoda ran a pub. He would change barrels using the force and say things like 'Orders Last'.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:22, archived)

Actually

Yoda does look a bit like Phil Mitchell.
'Slag you are, out you will leave it'.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:25, archived)

Cor

if only I had time to watch Eastenders i could join in this banter

(Wallz, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:28, archived)

---

if only I had time to learn the banter i could join the Eastenders

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calico, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:31, archived)

"Shut it,

fowler, mine the baby is."

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:39, archived)

Use the Meal Machine, Luke!

Not the same ring to it, really.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:24, archived)

what is the point of being a stormtrooper ? did they get pay rises or promotions ? where did they go on holiday ? crap !

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calico, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:34, archived)

Plus

that Darth Vader must be a right bastard to work for.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:37, archived)

Doesn't the whole Stormtrooper thing

get explained in the new film? They're very necessary as anyone who intends to be even slightly evil (and Darth and the Emp are pretty high on the evil scale) needs an army of willing idiots to send charging to their death in pursuit of the hero.
Any American army soldiers here? I imagine that to be quite similar...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:42, archived)

<starwars>They're clones

aren't they.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:45, archived)

Hmm, think so.

I don't understand why they bothered to replace an army of droids (never get sick, no morals, totaly subservient etc) with a bunch of incompetent, vat grown men in plastic suits. Good job they did though, I couldn't see Luke passing himself of as a droid very convincingly.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 14:51, archived)

It would

take too many of those control ships, which are easily disabled by small children accidently crashing in to them. The risks are too high.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:00, archived)

I bow to your superior tactical knowledge.

Clearly the universe will be yours.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:05, archived)

Something about

Droids being crap like you say. Mind you Stormtroopers carn't hit the side of a barn a 1 pace - which always makes me laugh when obi wan says only stormtroopers are this procise when they come accross the freakinsh hooded chaps car(thinG) in starwars4(or 1 depending on your point of view)

Coat? yeah cheers

(Wallz, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:13, archived)

[OO]

i hate been a clone in the dark ...

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calico, Tue 7 May 2002, 15:00, archived)

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