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LINK A "CLICKY" LINK? ANYONE???

(Sacrifice Theory, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:56, archived)

egg whites and fillet of doberman

or you can put something similar to this into your post...

<a href="http://www.clickitylinks.com/blah/splah/page.htm"> clicky </a>

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:06, archived)

Thank You Very

Much Kind Sir

(Sacrifice Theory, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:08, archived)

and to make it open in a new window when someone clicks it

just add target="somerandomtext" after the href bit.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:16, archived)

And make the random

text "_blank" as specified in yadda yadda blah.

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helmetcream, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:22, archived)

This is me

[ Clicky to my B3ta stuff in a new window ]

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:46, archived)

but you're so small -

do you have a tiny keyboard but a regular sized monitor? That must be amazing.

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pep, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:48, archived)

This is Ma Burd

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:55, archived)

how lucky to've found

someone also so small...

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pep, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:03, archived)

pep! pep!

banshee lady is back!

I was so worried... i thought she'd died... but she was there again this morning although not singing as I went past.
...I thought you'd want to know.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:56, archived)

you know what -

I walked past her today and she hadn't got her guitar out of the bag yet. I looked at her out of the corner of my eye, and we made eye contact and she visibly flinched!
I know I am 1)hard as nails 2) hideous 3) generally terrifying and 4) have super human powers, but did she have to flinch?
She is odd.

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pep, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:01, archived)

i bet she's a lurker.

that's why.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:07, archived)

No im not

how dare you call me a lur...oops

(banshee_lady, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:10, archived)

did you sing that in a high pitched wail?

is that really you? well piss off, and learn some new songs and for GOD's sake will you eat something?
ta.

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pep, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:11, archived)

Perhaps if you give me some money

once in a while i'll be able to eat something!!!

(banshee_lady, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:12, archived)

and i wont spend it on drugs

honest!

(banshee_lady, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:13, archived)

you'll spend it on HUGE amounts

of blue eyeshadow young lady, and you know it. Cut that out, it doesn't become you.

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pep, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:27, archived)

can you rotate?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:54, archived)

not sure..

Dont think so

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:57, archived)

im hoping this site doesnt crash because of the rush its gonna get

@ 10am.
Sven will be announcing the world cup England squad here

(icedragon, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:41, archived)

uh oh

it's crashed already! lol

(KingMob, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:47, archived)

i've got it open

took me a couple of gos to get on there though

(icedragon, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:49, archived)

got in

but can't see most of the icons etc... Oh well

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:54, archived)

This can't possibly be real

But it's damn funny anyways.

PETSorFOOD.com
(new window cliccy for your convenience)

(OtaKuno, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:37, archived)

King Snakes

Arn't poisonous... God the know nothing...

Right thats the last Koala
I buy from them.....

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:40, archived)

Dijon Rack of Doberman

sounds tasty.

Hyuk,hyuk,hyuk, EVIL!!!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:41, archived)

there's a restuarant down the road

that sells ants & scorpians and snakes and stuff for yer dinner. yum. Don't do them as sarnies for lunch tho. Selfish people.

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pep, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:49, archived)

A little crunchy perhaps?

Isn't there an insect that food companies grind up to get red food colouring?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:02, archived)

cochineal

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:09, archived)

That's ears!

Isn't it?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:11, archived)

nope -

that is read food colouring.

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pep, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:18, archived)

cochineal

is made of ground-up beetles.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:22, archived)

It's so educational in here...

Woo!Yay! to learning!

(eh?)

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:51, archived)

Kitten livers with Onion marmalade

mmm.... kitten livers with onion marmalade...

(jim, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:06, archived)

this is kind of cool

Well I think so

[ New window ]

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:30, archived)

Fan-pennystacking-tastic

How bizarre... just imagine it in 2 pence pieces...

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:35, archived)

No...

I daren't

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:37, archived)

that certainly was

an entertaining way to start the morning. Thank you for that.

(KingMob, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:41, archived)

that's fab

I like the MegaMoo section. A million cows - who would have thought it?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:51, archived)

morning......

I would just like to say - WE DID THE DOUBLE!!! woo yay and houpla to that!!!!!!!

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raw-edge, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:29, archived)

Im not an arsenal fan

but im sure glad they beat the team of that money grabbing bastard that is alex ferguson!

(icedragon, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:31, archived)

It was good to win the double

but it was great to win it at Man Utd...rubbing their noses in it a little!!!

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raw-edge, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:35, archived)

I liked

the shot of the arsenal fans waving goodbye to the Man U 'fans' that left early. Heheheh.

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:37, archived)

I particularly liked

the arsenal fans holding a "Champions Section of Old Trafford Banner" in the stands waving it around before kick off

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raw-edge, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:51, archived)

Excellent

On Radio 5 they were taking the usual post match calls and all the Man U fans were being very sporting saying "well done, you deserved it, you had an excellent season" and all the gunners fans were saying "haha Losers, we won, sod you!". Putting the boot in when someone's down - classic.

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:55, archived)

It was also great

to be caught up in highbury islington last night when I was trying to get home!

(qwerty, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:41, archived)

that would have been

a great atmosphere...i am readily preparing my arsenal woo yay as we speak...

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raw-edge, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:55, archived)

arsenal supporters

...they didn't keep me awake last night bibbing their horns and singing, oh no.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:57, archived)

HAve you never seen the film Fever Pitch...

Living in North London especially Highbury area it is expected if you do the double...just wait til they do the street parde on the open top bus

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raw-edge, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:00, archived)

I've read the book...

I wanna move house anyway.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:16, archived)

i would love to live near highbury

being an arsenal fan and all....how much is the rent in that sort of area?

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raw-edge, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:19, archived)

astronomical, naturally.

We've been very lucky and got a 2-bed flat for just barely under a grand a month, but you would probably pay more than that as a general rule.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:34, archived)

I feel moved to endorse that comment,

even though I don't have any interest in football (except a vague attachment to Everton, for some reason).

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:36, archived)

Welll....

Arsenal are playing Everton on Saturday, not that it'll make any difference now of course!! :P

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:51, archived)

i watched a game in the pub once,

(woo) and i was the only everton fan there. got a bit carried away and all the blackburn (they wore black and white, probably blackburn) fans gave me some pretty nasty looks. i haven't bothered since.

(edit:) looking back, that's a really rubbish story. had i got beaten senseless, it might have been slightly more interesting)

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:04, archived)

sod arsenal

you lucky buggering scum

(KingMob, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:45, archived)

awww blesss

OK, who's responsiblef or this. Own up. Stop sniggering at the back.

www.geocities.com/betrothed_m/

Ripsnorting effort though. I was moved to tears...

(plankton, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:25, archived)

I hope that's an ironic site,

I feel sick enough alreay this morning - chundering on my keyboard won't help me...

(edit:) looking again, it would appear to be genuine. Bleurgh...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:28, archived)

i was moved to...

vomit!

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popt_art, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:30, archived)

I am not responsiblef

But I thought it had a lovely blend of unintentional humor and pathetic sadness.
Looks real to me.

(OtaKuno, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:31, archived)

Why would anyone

put those pics of there first meeting on the web?

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DontHaveAClue, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:34, archived)

Why would anyone

spend their free time photoshopping Ronald McDonald?

Because net people are monumentally odd.

(OtaKuno, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:39, archived)

I'm sure

Graham Norton talked to these people on his TV thing

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:42, archived)

Topical

Technically a repeat of a theme I used yesterday... but here is someone else who can't fucking hammas!

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:21, archived)

hummus

hummus

(icedragon, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:35, archived)

Aye

but being a suicide bomber who failed to kill himself and others by blowing himself up, he obviously can't hammas ;)

as in hammas the middle eastern terrorist group

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:37, archived)

makes sense now. my bad

(icedragon, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:49, archived)

No worries

I just couldn't resist the hummus/hammas cross over

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:51, archived)

WAKEY WAKEY!

maybe you should review yesterdays postings?

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:38, archived)

you mean that arafat thing

yea i saw it...
i just didnt really read the post i replied to, just saw hammas instead of hummus.. makes sense now. my bad

(icedragon, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:48, archived)

now now

let's not be unkind.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:55, archived)

consider me suitably chastised

:-(

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 May 2002, 9:07, archived)

For those of you who are still up

Here's a new net toy to play with. You don't even have to be high to enjoy it (though I wouldn't doubt it would help).

(OtaKuno, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:21, archived)

Very

pretty

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:22, archived)

Like living in a Peter Gabriel video,

but with less fruit.

I want to go back to bed...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:26, archived)

N00b Alert!

N00b to the board here. Would have come sooner, but I was having my eyes plucked out by mutant chickens :(

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GazChap, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:10, archived)

that's a bugger -

those mutant chickens are full of nowt but fucksockery

(wingnut, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:12, archived)

actually -

are you GazChap as in Camping Gaz Chap - where i can purchase my lovely supply of camping stove fuel so that i can irritatingly fry bacon at 6am whilst camping in Tintagel so as to annoy those poor buggers who have no stove?

(wingnut, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:16, archived)

Damn those camp fools!

No, although I have often been drugged and my farty-arse been used as a gas stove. Major pain in the ass that, no pun intended of course!

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GazChap, Thu 9 May 2002, 10:20, archived)

hi!

sorry, I'll keep them in their coop next time.
damn things are so badly behaved.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 9 May 2002, 8:47, archived)

I had a thought

Well, I couldn't sleep last night... I was going to log on to B3ta but then i though.....

Because of the map a vampire with a grudge would be able to track us down... and KiLl us one by one...

... Just a thought...

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 9 May 2002, 7:46, archived)

mibbies

he started last night....

thats why its so quiet....

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 9 May 2002, 7:58, archived)

Jeez

- anyone got a plaster? Hell of a midgy bite on my neck this morning

(wingnut, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:00, archived)

i swear on my life

I had a nightmare last night that a b3tan flew in my window and tried to strangle me. Which one of you is 40-50ish a bit chubby and has a beard?

(pingu, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:03, archived)

me - but

only on Sundays......hmmmmm

(wingnut, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:04, archived)

was it like

The dream Smithers had where Mr Burns flew shrow his window... ?

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:05, archived)

nah

that would have been a treat ole mr burns coming in all floaty lite, this dude was a chubby evil bastard.

(pingu, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:14, archived)

Cat with wings?

(Dean, Thu 9 May 2002, 7:43, archived)

Ratt that sings?

as long as we're on the pun theme

(Pio, Thu 9 May 2002, 7:56, archived)

hello Dean

I got that too quickly I think. New job yet sir?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:12, archived)

Woo hoo,

I was just sent the "I see dead people" queen mother pic....

It came from here... Well done that man.. Can't remember who....

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 9 May 2002, 7:43, archived)

help....

I take photographs (mostly pap) that are available to people to download.

I got an email last night from some Canadian company asking how much I would charge to allow them to put one of my photographs (portrait of my girlfriend) in a brochure that would have a circulation of 5,000.....

Any idea how much I should charge... ?

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 9 May 2002, 7:38, archived)

80.000.000

Should be ok.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 9 May 2002, 8:18, archived)

Yes, thank you Mr Wicks

Any more talk like that and you can go and stand out side.....

No one out there work in a printy designy type place ?

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Mrfishfinger .com, Thu 9 May 2002, 8:36, archived)

*Stands in corner*

Places dunce hat on head and stayes quiet

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Thu 9 May 2002, 8:48, archived)

i either have a

fetish for cats, or long necks.

(Pio, Thu 9 May 2002, 7:11, archived)

why lurk when you can post

a ravekitty that myself and someone else on this board contributed to?

(Pio, Thu 9 May 2002, 6:37, archived)

Miss Kitty has an >>>>>>>

Over the shoulder b3ta holder

(lsd4all, Thu 9 May 2002, 7:13, archived)

fine then

i'm going to play collapse.

(joannie, Thu 9 May 2002, 5:17, archived)

ha ha! I'm up the latest!

and I'm the most drunken conscious person!

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zog why change it now?, Thu 9 May 2002, 5:59, archived)

anyone here?

i'm bored...

(joannie, Thu 9 May 2002, 4:10, archived)

WHY!?!?!?!?!?!

That "cats are evil" page was fucking sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(A CAT THAT IS PISSED OFF!!!, Thu 9 May 2002, 2:58, archived)

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