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# Twisted Head 000
(cattleprod, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:37, archived)
# well
I think it`s nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:42, archived)
# ugh
definately my insides right now
(Seanyk0, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:53, archived)
# by the way.
i'm going to bed now.
and supermoore is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:26, archived)
# night night
you big girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:27, archived)
# and you
can cock off too.
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:29, archived)
# This is abuse
la-la-la

Everybody knows, this is abuse.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:30, archived)
# you are a cunt
la-la-la

everybody knows,
you are a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:31, archived)
# And on that note
I shall go to bed, as I don't seem to be able to make sense or type :)

*hic*
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:33, archived)
# thank fuck!



. o O ( dickweed! )
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:35, archived)
# You know what!


you win.....

/dribbles.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:33, archived)
# this is a
smashed crab... la la la


everybody knows

this is a smashed crab
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:31, archived)
# cock off!
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:27, archived)
# i haven't killed myself tonight.
be grateful.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:29, archived)
# *counts blessings*
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:30, archived)
# you have none.
i took them all from your fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:30, archived)
# no,
that was MILK!!

I told you BEFORE!!......
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:32, archived)
# damnation.
/goes to lay on sofa while chewing feet
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:32, archived)
# I didn't have any milk either.
I had ketchup, fish, butter, potatoes, onions, carrots, coffee, bread, some left over potatoe wedges and some salad cream.
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:35, archived)
# fish


-- fish is always the problem



--== fish_waft ==--
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:36, archived)
# fish is delicious
100% of FACT
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:47, archived)
# That could feed a family of 5
for 20 weeks in Manchester, you wastrel.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:37, archived)
# it`s
OK - have a quick wank, and back to business!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:36, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, I didn't see this on here.


I'm new, and I'm from Tennessee, so I think this stuff is hilarious.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:19, archived)
# i think
your face is hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:20, archived)
# that`s
a bit personal, isn`t it??
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:24, archived)
# i try to reach out to everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:25, archived)
# well what do you expect
from that little cunt?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:25, archived)
# you're the only cunt
in this place.
you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:26, archived)
# except for the cunt...
...between your legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:26, archived)
# it's just
the way my trousers have folded up, i swear.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:27, archived)
# and his
ma`s around my........
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:27, archived)
# wouldn't
be suprised.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:29, archived)
# I would!
She should be resting up!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:31, archived)
# yeah
`specially after that spit roast we gave her last night!


- I still can`t believe she shat herself afterwards!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:33, archived)
# you don't do implied subtlety
do you?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:34, archived)
# neither does
your sister... she`s fucking WIDE!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:37, archived)
# la-la-la
I'm bored without Nathan........

la-la-la
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:27, archived)
# Oh!
Nathan Joooooooooooooooooooones!

You`ve been gone too long!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:28, archived)
# i understand less of that
than i understand assorted languages.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:28, archived)
# and that
am a decent Photoshop!


so that entitles you to a WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:20, archived)
# hahahah!!
he he he
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:24, archived)
# The Hummus runneth low

And so, on my 999th post, I bid you all goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:03, archived)
# harpic,
gets to the skin you never needed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:04, archived)
# i bid £2.50
and also night night
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:05, archived)
# Night night
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:10, archived)
# do
you ever sleep, Supes?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:17, archived)
# why would I
we never did on my world.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:22, archived)
# what...
DrunkenZombieWorld?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:25, archived)
# yay!
night night!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:09, archived)
# I have been out boozing
I have been out boozing.
lala laa la, la la laa la
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:14, archived)
# that`s
naughty!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:15, archived)
# Where's the midi on that profile then?
you slack bastard/young lady.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:15, archived)
# it
was a MP3... has it gone? :-(


cos it was class!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:16, archived)
# You may be thinking of
100% of Gibbon.

That's an entirely different pissed-up twat ;)

If he was around though, I'd tell him my folks visited a 70's nuke bunker the other day, and got all the original literature, and I've saved it for him, as I thought it might interest him.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:19, archived)
# fuck
replied to wrong thread - that`ll be the Budweiser (king of beers, by the way)

it was 100% Kitten`s profile I meant I think
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:22, archived)
# we have yet to midify smashed crabs
but anyway, I just turned round and he's dozed off on the couch, I think that means he's excitd ;)
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:25, archived)
# duh-duh-duh-duh-du-du-du-duh-duuuh-duh.
And many such incomrehensible midi-dribles.

I'll deal with you both later.

/falls over.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:29, archived)
# I blocked it
from certain people whi I don't want to hear it. so there.
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:17, archived)
# :)
b3ta.com/board/1831131

don't miss the bottom couple of posts too
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:18, archived)
# /fnord?
oh...
no...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:19, archived)
# Fnord
.. Lurker and know-er of all
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:20, archived)
# I think
he may smite you soon!
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:22, archived)
# oo-
er!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:27, archived)
# i ate all the cheese in your fridge
while you were out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:17, archived)
# mwahahahaaaaa
we didn't have any cheese - the joke's on you!
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:18, archived)
# oh dear...
what was i eating?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:19, archived)
# I shall leave that
to your imagination :)
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:23, archived)
# yay!
i was eating a big pizza!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:24, archived)
# You didn't think
about what it could have been?
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:26, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmm
ever had cabbage sandwiches? bloody gorgeous - two slices of bread, a bit of Flora.... and some cabbage* :-D


*cooked!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:23, archived)
[challenge entry] A Klan family and a nice, big boa.


My first photoshop ever, after playing around for an hour.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:02, archived)
# Well done to you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:02, archived)
# i stood on an apple.
it's all gone a bit pear shaped.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:03, archived)
# wah
wah
waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

badumph tish!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:06, archived)
# two birds stood on a perch.
one says 'does it smell a bit fishy here?'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:09, archived)
# Two perches say
on a bird. One says "You fucking smell rotten"
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:12, archived)
# one rotten perch says to the other
'i'm a bird'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:14, archived)
# I feel awful.....
... I fell off a falafel.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:09, archived)
# thiat is my snake, really.
she's 11 feet long
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:41, archived)
# im just in from the pub, so here's
a gif of bill gates morphing into a badger

(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:01, archived)
# ERK!
he he I like it
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:02, archived)
# This makes me feel sick......
.... on many levels......
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:02, archived)
# reminds me
of a CERTAIN BREED OF CATwalk.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:03, archived)
# ok im bored
can i have a link to a complete waste of time site with interaction like basic amusing games?

please? darlings? pretty fish on toast?
**edit** has anyone noticed 'MONKEY' is on channel 4?

**2nd edit** oh, it's over now.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:53, archived)
# go here
www.albinoblacksheep.com/

or here

www.ebaumsworld.com/
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:54, archived)
# hmm...
www.interaction-such-as-basic-amusing-games.com
should do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:55, archived)
# How about
www.b3ta.com/ ?
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:56, archived)
# that
is a bit glass cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:56, archived)
#
www.completewasteoftimesitewithinteractionlikebasicamusinggames.org
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:58, archived)
# what about
www.onlinegames.com/blaster - you`ll like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:30, archived)
# damn kids

(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:50, archived)
# i declare
diplomatic immunity.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:51, archived)
# AARGGH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:52, archived)
# What really goes on
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:43, archived)
#


"Serve the public trust
Protect the innocent
Uphold the law"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:44, archived)
# Haha....
... that rules......
*rummages for semi-relevant repost from this week*
Edit :

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:46, archived)
# HAHAAAHHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:51, archived)
# Yes.... yes.. yes... yes...
... has it been posited to try and get a B3TA interview with your man....? It would be a coup....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:55, archived)
# he`d
probably puke! (if he had the muscles left) if he saw the stuff we posted with him!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:58, archived)
# Then get back
to shagging his nurse
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:59, archived)
# or
Davros!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:03, archived)
# I'd like to think.....
... he'd see the funny side of it....
I guess we have to remember that he knows ALL. The interweb is plugged into his head.
You see, this is just the sort of thing he might object to... Stop it.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:01, archived)
# and
pole dancers :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:09, archived)
# ..."and find a unified theory of physics while I'm at it."
Woo to you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:47, archived)
# I think
that that needs sound.

And it is much woo.
(Orwellian Trash, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:47, archived)
# it`s class!
anything with Stephen Hawking is class!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:52, archived)
# Square with Curves, Accelerated


(cattleprod, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:36, archived)
# Square with Curves, Red x'ed here
file:///export/media/pictures/b3ta//art4.png

File?????

Edit: Got it now

Ohhhhhh (a-la little green space aliens in toy story 2)
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:38, archived)
# and
here

but my squares a slightly rounded
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:38, archived)
# It's an NFS mount
from my other machine
(cattleprod, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:40, archived)
# ooh
you sexy Unix beast!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:42, archived)
# I
like that!

you know - eejits these days pay big money to have things like that as pictures on their wallls!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:43, archived)
# KKKasper
(nyversion, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:30, archived)
# kill all the wogs!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:32, archived)
# Oh I say
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:32, archived)
# NO BLACKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:33, archived)
# Yeah,
and NO WHITES!
and NONE of them FUCKING IRISH!
and NO CHINESE!
and NO PEOPLE FROM NEW ORLEANS!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:35, archived)
# yeah
kill them all!


p.s. how goes it in the "SouT", Fuzzy? I haven`t been back to "De Nort" in ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:39, archived)
# KILL EVERYBODY
in the old white world.

(My little girl says "old white" instead of "Whole wide")
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:41, archived)
# you need to start
dating older ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:44, archived)
# Pretty boring.
Which isn't necessarily a bad thing when you're feeling old.
I need to go out drinking more, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:53, archived)
# Calling all SoCal B3tans!
Red Fox Lounge in San Clemente. Tonight.
Be there or.....er, something.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:30, archived)
# i'll be there
in five minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:30, archived)
# sorry
babe - I`ll never get a flight from London now! and besides, you`d be sober by the time I landed!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:31, archived)
# Frondulon's Rhyme™

fwip fwip fwip
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:11, archived)
# FUCK
YEAH!



You da man! You and Kaiser! Um... You da MEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:12, archived)
# heeee!
making me glow!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:29, archived)
# yaaaay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:12, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooooo
sporificness!


:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:12, archived)
# hahaha!
panowie to that!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:25, archived)
# hahaaahaha
YAY for vegetarians!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:28, archived)
# one day we'll rule the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:32, archived)
# nuts and berries for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:42, archived)
# woo
for nuts and berries
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:02, archived)
# Wahey!
hello matey. What is it with frondulons melon. Why does he like it so much? does he need it to live? (if that's what he does)
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:13, archived)
# melon explained:

fwip on™
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:15, archived)
# I wish
you hadn`t mated with Mrs.Kallus and made Kallus Junior.

You could have shagged me. And I`d only have charged you for ideas :-\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:17, archived)
# damn.
and bugrit!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:23, archived)
# ....................................











.......................?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:29, archived)
# fwip!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:30, archived)
# mmm
lubed melons
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:17, archived)
# I really do love your stuff
Where the hell does it all come from?
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:19, archived)
# its all real™
there's a hole in my tooth, which leads to the Frondular Rifts and the Spores and the Fronds and the Fish come through to play.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:21, archived)
# I saw it once. I need to go there again to find it.
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:23, archived)
# gogogo!
the Spores love playtime!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:27, archived)
# I wrote a song yesterday to try and sybolise
what your music and artwork meant to me. It came out kind of weird but I like it. It's called 'the day the worlds merge'
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:30, archived)
# woah!
groovy! is there an mp3?
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:32, archived)
# Yeah I made two tunes but they're not online unfortunately
sorry. Is there any other way I can get them to you?
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:33, archived)
# yerve got me email
it can take much meggage :)
failing that, carrier pigeon will be wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:34, archived)
# I'm on it
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:38, archived)
# tweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:40, archived)
# They're on thier way now
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:47, archived)
# magic :)
I'll go investibubble!
edit: nothing yet...
/waits a bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:49, archived)
# They should be soon..........
............
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 3:00, archived)
# the melon face
!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:22, archived)
# face the melon
!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:24, archived)
# canyons mellonious!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:25, archived)
# Jamaica!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:27, archived)
# dunkirk!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:29, archived)
# er
indood

well goodnight folks no more drinks and it is late

NIGHT NIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:14, archived)
# night bud.
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:14, archived)
# night night
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:15, archived)
# night night
hairy man!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:15, archived)
# yayayayay!
everyone should have sporefish in their chins
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:14, archived)
# Fred Jack
Is this GC?:
members.shaw.ca/mcramer1/index.html
It's funny even if it is.
(Orwellian Trash, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:17, archived)
# Square with curves
(cattleprod, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:08, archived)
# it's the playbus
..
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:09, archived)
# music
by erm.... Alan Price!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:10, archived)
# not Fisher Price
?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:11, archived)
# Nah!!
I thought you would know!

It`s Alan Price. He was famous-ish in the 1960s.. I have one of his greatest hits CDs called.... wait for it........ Priceless!

There`s one song on there called something like "Don`t Stop The Carnival", which is very close to the Playbus music :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:15, archived)
# alan price
is my uncle
100% FACT

i would be surprised if it was the same alan price however
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Alan Price
who did "This is the house that Jack built, baby..."?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:30, archived)
# but where
does it go?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:12, archived)
# did that say platypus
and you just changed it confuse us?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:16, archived)
# lubb
erly!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:09, archived)
# That's very pretty
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:10, archived)
# fuzzy woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:10, archived)
# Hmmmmmmm.....
... *strokes chin*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:19, archived)
# i demand
that somebody sings a song.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:06, archived)
# ok
does it have to have words?

or can I just go la la la?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:06, archived)
# I
am, its the whoomp there it is/mobscene mashup
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:07, archived)
# 12345678910
ELEVEN TWELVE!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:07, archived)
# You rock!
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:13, archived)
# Haha....
... best song EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Do doo do do do do do do,
do, do do do do do do - ba ba ba! - [Number of the week!]
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:27, archived)
# i'm singing the lyrics of
mr tambourine man to the tune of that neil diamond song about trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:07, archived)
# OK here goes
jaggajaggajaggajagga

"My pickled onion girl
She means the world to me..."

.........








(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:11, archived)
# i sang a song about metrognomes once
but hey...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:11, archived)
# was
it written by David Bowie

("BO-EEEE")
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:19, archived)
# nope
written by Kamikazee Killmouse, google metrognomes and you can still hear it/see the inspiration
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:27, archived)
# i must
get around to Flashing that at some point
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 9:10, archived)
# i demand a shrubbery
(Clockwork, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Unsuitable????
Mod Edit: Sorry, but still not really SFW
(The_Notorious_Mini, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:02, archived)
# HA HA
That made me laugh so much more than it should've.
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:02, archived)
# oi oi dood
where the fuck av you been recently eh?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:04, archived)
# Who me?
*edit* profile check reveals all!

been away to find myself........ didn't work

came back
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:06, archived)
# did
you find anyone?


...like dead celebs?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:09, archived)
# No just realised my life's shit without b3ta
came back logged on and now it's ok again
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:11, archived)
# yeah
it makes you smile... especially if you`ve met some of the weirdos who do the weird shit* :-)



* as in pictures, not that scat stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:20, archived)
# wow just checked your profile.
You like some good music
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:22, archived)
# woo!
cool!

and ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:28, archived)
# um
you`re gonna annoy a moderator with that one!

make it a linky quick!

it`s good though :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:04, archived)
# yes
the mods will just linkify it again, or delete it because you've done it before

(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:04, archived)
# damn!
i covered her up though! u cant see a hint of breast any more.
(The_Notorious_Mini, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:05, archived)
# maybe
a subtle hint of flange though.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:06, archived)
# but
thats nothing worse than wot u see on a beach and they let kids run around there. u cant tell me half an inch of undergarment is more offensive than a klan hood!!!!
(The_Notorious_Mini, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:07, archived)
# fuck
i don't care man. i "work" from home. The more flange the better.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:09, archived)
# lol
thats my motto too
(The_Notorious_Mini, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:09, archived)
# it has nothing to do
with being offensive

and everything to do with not getting people fired
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:09, archived)
# well
I don't know

it's mostly whether your boss will think you're looking at porn from a distance.

it doesn't really matter how decent the pic really is, but how it looks at a glance from, say, 10 ft away
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:06, archived)
# It's not exactly the amount of breastage that's the problem
If a boss caught a glimpse of that it would look like porn so it's NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:07, archived)
# Just the same as a 1000px image of


"THE BOSS IS A CUNT"
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:11, archived)
# awww bugger
it was worth a shot :)
(The_Notorious_Mini, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:10, archived)
# Shnorbitz
It is interesting to read the comments of how everyone enjoyed The Bernie Winters shows with Shnorbitz the dog. I infact owned the first St Bernard dog that he used on his TV shows. Her name was Brandy, I loaned her to the TV shows that she performed in.
(lord lewis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:00, archived)
# Goodnight b3ta.
Slightly squiffy, but good to be back :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:00, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:01, archived)
# night night
onceagainsuper moore :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:01, archived)
# Is he lying about bed time again?
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:01, archived)
# yes
probably
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:02, archived)
# calling me a liar?


shit
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:03, archived)
# Go to bed or stay up!
make your mind up!
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:04, archived)
# sleep tight
and i don't mean in a tight-grip-on-your-winky way
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:05, archived)
# :)
I know you have to say goodbye to the board a long time before you actually go to sleep

I do it too :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:05, archived)
# Don't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:05, archived)
# that
was my point :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:07, archived)
# oh,
and before i go:

www.b3ta.com/board/1831087
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:13, archived)
# Not really
Nanight everyone.

/gone
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:07, archived)
# bye-eeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:01, archived)
# goodnight
again
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:02, archived)
# you
are such a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:02, archived)
# pork pie!
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:01, archived)
# um
is Shnorbitz still alive?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:01, archived)
# wow, that's great
I've been thinking of making a small tv based mini claims to fame type thing for b3tans initially so see how many of us were on tv and stuff back in the 80's/90's etc :)
I remember Shnorbitz too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:02, archived)
# Rolands Rat-Race.


That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:04, archived)
# yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:04, archived)
# i think i used to
go out with her
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:04, archived)
# Something I did for the Jubilee. Lor' bless her.
(madhamish, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:55, archived)
# The Queen Mother is proof
That alcohol is a preservative
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:57, archived)
# damned
right
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:59, archived)
# That's brilliant
ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! LIKWID, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:00, archived)
# aw
ta :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:02, archived)
# can't actually see it, but
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:02, archived)
# ...

yay for graffiti!
(Geek? only 24hrs a day, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:02, archived)
# YAY
indeed!


YAY!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:03, archived)
[challenge entry] i always had my suspicions about him...
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:54, archived)
# i am fully
erect.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:55, archived)
# well have a seat
it's not good to stand up all day
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:56, archived)
# pah.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:59, archived)
# a username i don't recognise
yet the liink for it is purple


these are indeed worrying times
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:55, archived)
# sorry i'll change it back


to the old
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:56, archived)
# no need to change on my behalf
i just get freaked out easily at times like this
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:01, archived)
# its
when the links for some strange porn are looking clicked you need to worry
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:56, archived)
#
www.analpoodlegangbangs.com
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:59, archived)
# ooooh!
I must have been there before!

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:00, archived)
# hehe
well done you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:01, archived)
# that
link isn't purpled, hmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:03, archived)
# are you an old b3tan
in a new guise?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:57, archived)
# fairly old yes


but not too chewy yet.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:59, archived)
# i know who you are silly!
i meant vork
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:59, archived)
# no not at all
i've just become accustomed to the ways of b3ta astonishingly quickly
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:01, archived)
# well hello
and howdy doodle doo
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:06, archived)
# i knew that!

i did! you believe me right? why am i blushing?
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:03, archived)
[challenge entry] the rest of the guys wondered about Trevor sometimes....

Rebig-u-lator
(Geek? only 24hrs a day, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:48, archived)
# Trevor
wants to take you to a gay bar gay bar

GAY BAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:49, archived)
# i have that as my
ring tone on my phone

polyphonic... s'got drums...

it's a bit shit really
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:52, archived)
# spacefish claims
you can sing gay bar to any song
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:54, archived)
# He's not far wrong either.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:54, archived)
# I got video of him singing Knees Up Mother Brown
to Que Cera Cera
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:55, archived)
# I found both the Spacey and Stouffer vid
and the Stoufra Vs Freshzilla vid on a CD clearout last week.

Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:58, archived)
# I found his 100th post, and Dr. Philsk's 741st earlier
www.b3ta.com/board/58050
The day of the first b3ta bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:00, archived)
#



oh god.......
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:01, archived)
# hehe
i remember seeing that when doing a spazz a month or so back
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 2:11, archived)
# yeah
Rogue tried it when she got her spangly Sharp GX10 thingie... the White Stripes one was OK though.

I wonder if you can beam them across an infra red link from erm.... Ring Tone Convertor or something...

. o O ( mmmmm Tuuu-buuuu-larrrr Belllllllls..... )
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:55, archived)
# i also have
bitterwsweet symphony

that actually sounds rather smart with the midi strings on my phone
(vork and burlap, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 1:56, archived)

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