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# My tapestry bit


Clicky to see it properly.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:36, archived)
# nice
I've added it to the tapestry,
www.chrisemerson.co.uk/bayeux/version2/
cheers,
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:40, archived)
# how confusing!
there was another bloke on earlier with a bayeux project too!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:44, archived)
# when I download a piece
how do I know it's not been done already?

or are only the not-done ones available for download?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:45, archived)
# I
think they rotate the newer pieces with older ones if the newer piece is better
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:48, archived)
# ah
I see... it's a kinda competition to get the best included.

Ok.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:51, archived)
# on the site
it hass the ones listed which have been done, and the not done ones for download
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] my first post ever. EVER.

gah.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:33, archived)
# :)
ARF!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:35, archived)
# hurrah for red meat!
and for new types, especially those with a percentage. welcome!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:36, archived)
# safe.
thanks. it's a dillinger escape plan reference. mmmmmmetal.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:37, archived)
# oh god
not another Dillinger head.... my mate in work loves them
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:38, archived)
# i don't love them as such....
...i was just listening to them whilst i signed up.....if it'd been 15 minutes later i'd be signed in as the jamie blues explosion
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Well,
I love you already.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:43, archived)
# yay!
welcome!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:36, archived)
# Red Meat
Is one one my favourite strips on the web.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:38, archived)
# get your war on
is my fave, but it seems to have stopped now that there is no war

bah
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:45, archived)
# yippee!
more please.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:45, archived)
# That works for me on so many levels...

Do you have a Magic Torch?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:46, archived)
# erm
i've got a maglite. it's really heavy. does that count as magic?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:49, archived)
# If you have a large shaggy dog
it just might.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:53, archived)
# nope.
got a cat though. although again, it's not terribly magic.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# Is it named after a famous English Poet
with a penchant for Daffodils?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
# let me think....
...er.....no

she currently goes by the moniker of "boff cat"
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:03, archived)
[challenge entry] done before?



(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:30, archived)
# you're wrong,
and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:32, archived)
# oh so wrong
i think you are, as you say yourself, adorable
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:34, archived)
# why am i not surprised
to find brass eye fans here at b3ta? :)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:12, archived)
# cos you're the twisted brain-wrong
of a one of man mental?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:18, archived)
# where oh where oh where ?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:28, archived)
# I
don`t think we`d ever be so lucky!

woo to the pic!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Is it true that
he had a pair of nail scissors confiscated on the way to the plane?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:35, archived)
# remember
bananawhale?


:D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:25, archived)
# Looks like
a sort of jelly sweet. Although I'm sure it goes well with salad.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:27, archived)
# spawno
you rule :D
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:28, archived)
# sublime!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Arf
Arf Arf and again Arf
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Crap
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:22, archived)
# tripod
don't allow remote hosting...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:23, archived)
# i can see it
......
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:24, archived)
# weird,
me too ... have they changed their policy ?

(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:25, archived)
# I still can't
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:33, archived)
# Must have
caught them by surprise.

Tripod was probably watching "Pop Idol" and it sneaked past the guards.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:34, archived)
# yes,
they now only let porpoises and people wrapped in cling film see them.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:34, archived)
# hey
I saw it. Now I can't see it again.

Odd.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:47, archived)
# ho ho ho
Tripod thats funny
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:23, archived)
# I dunno.
That's quite a nice picture. Like the circles.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:25, archived)
# Tripe is odd.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Thank you
It's been a while.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Sorry I'm new and dewy fresh
Has someone done that before? Or is tripe part of an in-joke? Hmm. Stroky-chinny.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:40, archived)
# Not AFAIK
I just haven't seen any tripe for a while. I get nostalgic.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:45, archived)
# I thought it was funny
and I didn't get the joke.

Maybe tripe's just funny.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:47, archived)
# Tripe's
always funny.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:47, archived)
# I must admit,
I can't think of another type of meat that's quite as humourous.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:53, archived)
# what about
tongue?
(, Sun 24 Aug 2003, 17:20, archived)
# bay who?

sorry about this, but i'm not feeling well today

(boo hoo)
mabye it needs more badgers

mod edit: sorry, 280K it's a bit big. save it as a jpeg and the file will be smaller.
my edit/ i did just before you edited my post, but thanks for the thought
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:19, archived)
# That's exactly how I remember it happening.
And I'm a thousand years old.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:22, archived)
# young nipper of ohh 63 years when it happened then
memory must be fading.....
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Why you little!
In my day kids had respect for their elders.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:26, archived)
# :P
im actually 2000 years old
you little whippersnapper :P
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:28, archived)
# narf!
;-)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:47, archived)
# jesus?
.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:53, archived)
# He's
2003 years old. AFAIK.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:56, archived)
# `ckin `ell!
280 odd K!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:28, archived)
# nice one
i've added it to the tapestry :

www.chrisemerson.co.uk/bayeux/version2/
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:35, archived)
# mini-klan...

hehe... midgets!

Non-shopped, but really does it need to be... look! midgets!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:18, archived)
# Isn't
it just taken from a funny angle?

Or am I being stupid?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:34, archived)
# inspired by Pixel Masher's post earlier...
another singed celebrity.
it's...

Krisp Kristofferson
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:10, archived)
# bloody hell
that's as cool as "weekend at bernie's"
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:12, archived)
# i have
no idea what you're talking about
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:16, archived)
# awful fillum
but that`s a corking picture!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:19, archived)
# 2 youths who use the corpse of their boss to have the summer of their lives....
sounds bloody genius to me.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:21, archived)
# have
you seen the fillum!???!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Punnage most foul
Titters
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
LOVE it!


K-rispeh
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Altogether now...

(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:08, archived)
# arf!
hatstand.

someone had a message for you earlier, but I don't know who it was or what the message is. I hope that helps : )
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:10, archived)
# ha ha ha...
...yes - most helpful thank you very much ;)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:11, archived)
# Thats alvin stardust isn't it?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:11, archived)
# erm... yes...
...hence the joke...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:12, archived)
# Im only little bless me
I wouldn't get it
I just heard of the bloke from the I love the 70s programs
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:13, archived)
# That's no excuse!
I may be old, but he was before my time too!

He had a hit with a song called My Coo Ca Choo you see.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:16, archived)
# well im 15
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:16, archived)
# I'm 29...
...so I was only just born when it came out.

Still, I made an effort to learn about the proud pop industry of this nation - and I didn't have 'I love the...' programs to help me either.

We had sounds of the seventies and that was your lot.

honestly, kids today...

;)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:28, archived)
# heh heh
old fart : P
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Ah...
...but I now know what lies in store for you in the years ahead.

Mwa ha ha ha ha...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:38, archived)
# what,
in a couple of years I'm going to grow 14" taller and develop blokie bits? yay!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:42, archived)
# My Auntie Pops
Used to live next door to his mum.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:17, archived)
# that was
1974... I wasn't born then
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:20, archived)
# You didn't miss much.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Look behind you.... ; )
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:05, archived)
# if a ku klux klan member made bishop
which hat would go on top?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:06, archived)
# maybe
he could wear them out front in a Madonna-type way?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:06, archived)
# or put them on top of each other
to create the egg timer hat
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:08, archived)
# The flat cap.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:07, archived)
# is that lke
a cat flap?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:10, archived)
# No.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:11, archived)
# ahhhh
ok. just checking.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:12, archived)
# If it was,
old men might have cats emerging from the tops of their heads.

Not such a bad thing, if you don't think about it too hard.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:19, archived)
# would be
a good party trick...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Bambi's brother was a bit of a tit.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:02, archived)
# just
a bit
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:20, archived)
# paul was rather disturbed by his tarot reading
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Is that a real tarot card?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:04, archived)
# My Beyeux Tapestry entry:
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:58, archived)
# lol
nice one, i'll add it!
www.chrisemerson.co.uk/bayeux/version2/

Done, if anyone else is interested in adding a piece, visit the download page and then post on the board when finished:
www.chrisemerson.co.uk/bayeux/download.htm
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Cook Lark's Lan


Ouch. stop hitting me.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:56, archived)
# that is so bad
it's wonderful : )
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Even I
Had a lot of trouble getting it. More puns to come... I hope. Unless I fall of my perch from too much caffeine...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:05, archived)
# It's no more
than you deserve.

Or us.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:02, archived)
# ugh!
i even had to look at the filename for that, which didn't help, so i said it out loud a few times, then gah! the penny dropped.

pun of the week!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:27, archived)
# I give you

Camolyn monroe
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:56, archived)
# Thread Jackage
Help me. I find myself caring about Fame Academy. What's wrong with me?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:57, archived)
# i think your crazy
want a second opinion?
you're also lazy
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:58, archived)
#
you've finally made a monkey out of me!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Everything.
 
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Threadjackers disease
and norks
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:58, archived)
# You're a shallow, boring cunt.
NEXT.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:00, archived)
# the indie kid makes me laugh
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:02, archived)
# i've just shat
my pants cos one of the guy on that is the spitting image of me.. well apart from the 8stone less!

*suidge*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:13, archived)
# The sarge weighed up the situation..
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Sod it...
I will respond to this myself before some cnut threadjacks it... is itthe first sign of madness replying to your own posts??
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:01, archived)
# No.
It's the first sing of madness.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:02, archived)
# So..
I should do it to a tune maybe??
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Yep.
That's the basic idea.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:06, archived)
# Alright..
give me a tune and i will sing it to that
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:07, archived)
# The Flight of the Bumblebee.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:08, archived)
# Is that a bit like..
.. the flight of the valkyr but i a higher pitch??
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:09, archived)
# The first sign of madness
is *threadjacking* your own post.

Awesome picture, by the way. I'd feel comfortable answering to HIM in a war, I tell thee.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:04, archived)
# Cheers..
About time someone said somthingnice about my work...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Most apes are very peaceful creatures you know.
Except if you give them a gun obviously.


Kill it
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:05, archived)
# but what about..
all that gorilla warfare i hear about on the news??
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Enemy of personal freedom, human rights
and International Rescue
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:48, archived)
# threadjack
how odd, i just got that spam promoting rob's bbc interview - why?

(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:50, archived)
# aye fine then
jack my thread without even making a comment on my pic, see if I care *schniff*
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:51, archived)
# sorry :)
it's shite
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:52, archived)
# hehe
just kidding :)

w/y/h
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:52, archived)
# I'm feeling fragile
I might cry. be nice to me or I'll bite you
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:53, archived)
# i don't know
and it's rather upsetting actually.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:51, archived)
# I know
poor Jadeviper!

[edit] Wow, I just one of my very own.

This is cute:
X-UIDL: #5a"!gaY!!j)X!!M3Z"!

And by that, I mean that it sucks.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:55, archived)
# you've seriously got a spam with the bbc thing in it?
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:03, archived)
# from brynnjones20 brynnjones20 [[email protected]]
B3ta - BBC interview with Rob Manuel about B3ta etc

Have you seen this?

www.bbc.co.uk/blackcountry/features/2003/08/rob_manuel/rob_manuel.shtml

Apologies if you've seen this already

Best,

Brynn

_________________________________________________________________
Express yourself with cool emoticons - download MSN Messenger today!
www.msn.co.uk/messenger

(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:04, archived)
# and it wasn't even to my b3ta email address
it's one from one of my shops

www.freedom-matters.com

not, er, a plug or anything ;)
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:05, archived)
# yep, that's the fella
emailing the full headers now...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:05, archived)
# i feel like i'm being set up or something
* can't imagine the BBC doing this
* why would I bother? If I wanted a lot of people to read it then I'd blog / newsletter it

very mysterious
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:06, archived)
# Maybe it's someone who wants us all to know
the *awful* truth!

That you're Ginger, and somewhat foreign by London standards
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:09, archived)
#
and won't let strange women feel your chest hair in pubs...
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:12, archived)
# mine was slightly different
From: "Lindalee2002 Lindalee2002"
To: xxxxxxx
Bcc:
Subject: Who is Rob Manuel? - B3ta.com BBC interview...
Date: Fri, 22 Aug 2003 20:49:41 +0000

Who is Rob Manuel? - B3ta.com BBC interview...
Please see the interview and spread the word....

www.bbc.co.uk/blackcountry/features/2003/08/rob_manuel/rob_manuel.shtml

Regards,

Linda


--8---
was sent to the contact address on my web site, not my regular e-mail address

"YOUR FACE SOLD HERE"


edit: and the contact address on my web page is just an image, so you have to physically type the e-mail address in - so it wasn`t a spambot
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:24, archived)
# yeah
I got one last night - I assumed it was a boarder, but they didn`t reply when I asked.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Yayyy...
I used to hate the hood as a kid.. his eyebrows scared me..
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 18:57, archived)
# So uhmm
what exactly was Hood's problem with International Rescue? Never really understood that.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:00, archived)
# he's a bad guy
he doesn't need a reason
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:02, archived)
# Doesn't mean he doesn't have one, though.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Twatty Bollox
Kiranu, Kiranu!
I will have the secrets of International Rescue!
Kiranu Brother! You will obey me!
(, Sat 23 Aug 2003, 20:40, archived)

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