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DiTs' B3ta Stag Do Event Type Thing

Would you believe that I am getting hitched?

Why not come along and see me off with a few beers?

Oh, and because I'm so right on and stuff, girls can come too! :)

The Porter House

Decision made people. This is as good a starting point as any. Doesn't get busy til about 8pm, there is live music from 9. If it gets too much, we can move on! :)


Sat 13 Jun 2009, 19:00

The Porter House, Covent Garden [map]

DiTs' B3ta Stag Do Event Type Thing

Going: Devil_In_Tights, Bazongaloid, fuck shit up, bill, thealternativefact, wellgroomedwookiee, Madam Marlboro, Herr Doktor Lemminge, mistaspakkaman, Davros' Granddad, Tourette's ( . )( . ), scarpe, Tryingtoleave, Labia Majora, The Light in Chains, TGB, Captain V, Potty, WormuIus, G/PP, chickenlady, Bicycle Repairman, angelica666, mr bollox, crackhouseceilidhband (25 people).

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:12, Reply)
First Wooo!

I'm going to handcuff you to a transvestite lampost.


(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:43, Reply)
Blimey!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:01, Reply)
Be afraid.

I'll get Kaol to come along and throw knives too.


(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:22, Reply)
It looks like just you and me so far.

*flounces*


(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:56, Reply)
Yay I'll come

so long as there's blackjack and hookers


(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:23, Reply)
If you pay me to have sex with you

I'll also throw in a free hand of blackjack.


(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:11, Reply)
What? You're charging people now?

Ah, these dark economic days eh?


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:08, Reply)
How could I not?

(bill, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:18, Reply)
Oh wait, Bill's going?

*signs up*


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 14:07, Reply)
This is the second stag night I'll have been on.

*grows willy*


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 17:43, Reply)
Well...

It'd be an awful shame if I wasn't there to inspire bad behaviour.


(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 12:47, Reply)
If you hurt Tightly this time

you'll be in big trouble.


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:48, Reply)
Hmm...

*Rubs beard thoughtfully*

Not committing just yet, but ya never know...


(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 14:54, Reply)
Oh ffs DG

you're such a not committal thoughtful beard rubber.


(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Sat 28 Feb 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is true

but it depends on how much we have left over from our own nuptuals, y' know?

Really want to though.


(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 28 Feb 2009, 12:39, Reply)
Surely the amount of spunk left in your balls

has no bearing on your ability to get to London and get drunk.

Which is just as well really, as I'm sure Tourettes will milk you dry.


(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 0:25, Reply)
If it does have a bearing

borrow some of Al's spunk.
He carries it around in a bucket cup thimble pipette.


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 13:42, Reply)
You two behave

I was talking about money and you both well know it!

:D

Actually we're going to try our damnedest to be there. Travelodge are releasing some dirt cheap rooms on Thursday so I'll have my fingers poised in readiness at the keyboard.


(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 1 Mar 2009, 18:02, Reply)
Ah, fuck it

I'll sign up provisionally anyway.


(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 1 Mar 2009, 20:50, Reply)
*rubs lady beard*

Not only will I COME, I'll even wax my 'tache for the occasion.


(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 21:02, Reply)
You don't have to be posh to be privileged.

And I am most certainly the latter! :)


(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 17:20, Reply)
This is the day before my birthday.

I will give it my best shot to be there.

*shoots*


(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:40, Reply)
Signing up provisionally

Never been to a stag do before...


(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 15:59, Reply)
I went to one.

It was for my cousin.
'cos he's such a loser that he literally has no friends. One of the people on his stag do was his old headmaster...
*sighs*


(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:43, Reply)
That's lame

An old friend of mine wasn't allowed a stag do, thanks to his recent, completely domineering and utterly devout Christian fiance.

Not seen him since their wedding...


(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:01, Reply)
I'll sign up

But I'll probably forget in about 10 minutes.


(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:02, Reply)
my average is now

50% from signing up to actually not cancelling so will try my best!


(Halfy By light alone, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 16:47, Reply)
Yeah

Quite possibly...


(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:13, Reply)
Actually, no.

Sorry.


(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 14:20, Reply)
A stag-do with girls?!?!?!

Does this mean we're getting male strippers? And if so, could I volunteer to be one?


(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:08, Reply)
Yes, there will be girls.

No, there won't be male strippers. And no, you can't.


(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 23:23, Reply)
Hahaha!

Best to get these things cleared up early on, isn't it.


(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 9:33, Reply)
Absolutely.

The only person stripping being stripped is Tightly.


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:01, Reply)
Easy Tiger!

I'm not that kind of guy!


(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:34, Reply)
You fucking liar.

You love getting all oiled up and naked.


(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:29, Reply)
Shit....

Do yo still have the photos?


(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:12, Reply)
Well, it's done...

Train tickets booked (after much cocking around), hotel sorted...


(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 18:29, Reply)
Hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 15:45, Reply)
I'm going to have to bow out.

I'm off to Southampton in July and the North East in August so I have to save my pennies.


Have a super stag do hon!


(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 20:06, Reply)
BOOO!

But fair enough. I shall cry though, and copiously too.


(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:41, Reply)
Would absolutely love to sir

But Faith No More. Can't miss the Faith No More

:'(


(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Mon 20 Apr 2009, 17:51, Reply)
Curses!

But I understand. Enjoy!


(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 15:41, Reply)
Oh shit!

This is download weekend?
I'm so sorry Mr. DiT :(

As DJTP said, Faith No More... And Journey...


(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 10:09, Reply)
Don't Stop! Believin!

Hold on to your Dreeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaammmmmmssss.


(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 1 May 2009, 16:34, Reply)
YOU B'STARD.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 21:38, Reply)
I will bless you with my presence.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:40, Reply)
You'll probably win...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:49, Reply)
I don't think I want to come to this any more.

I'm not posh enough.


(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 16:43, Reply)
Not sure I fancy it anymore either

I'm far too common for this sort of lark


(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 22 May 2009, 19:18, Reply)
OH RUBBISH!

Let's all wear suits and scarves and comb our hair.


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 22 May 2009, 20:02, Reply)
The Cove

is possibly a bit small, nice though it is. Don't know any of the others, although the Porterhouse looks as though it would be amply big enough.


(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 May 2009, 12:55, Reply)
Porterhouse is massive

but it gets very busy, at least it does during the week, I don't know what it's like on a saturday.


(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 26 May 2009, 20:41, Reply)
Probably busier then

But we could leave a note at the door saying you're going to be there - that'd clear it pretty quickly...


(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 May 2009, 23:50, Reply)
Belushi's in Camden!

There's music. There's pool. There's dancing. There's space.


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 27 May 2009, 11:05, Reply)
In Camden.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 27 May 2009, 20:25, Reply)
Ok, I'm probably going to go to this, if I can get the night off work, which I probably can.

But I'm asking you all very kindly not to make fun of my accent.


(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:20, Reply)
's alright

Wait until you hear my accent...


(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 31 May 2009, 16:44, Reply)
OK, I'll leave your accent alone

and just laugh at you about everything else.


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:05, Reply)
Booked a hotel

Just for you to decide where and when now ;)


(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:42, Reply)
I can't make it but I'll be with you in spirit.

Gin mostly.

Have a great time.


(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:06, Reply)
Oh FFS

Pick a location. I need to figure out if I'm staying or travelling back.

I suspect I am not alone.


(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:26, Reply)
MTFU! :)

Venue: Sorted.


(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:51, Reply)
This event will be held, initially at least...

at the Porter House in Covent Garden. So now you all know. :)


(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 11:51, Reply)
maybe

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:02, Reply)
You should come

so we can ogle your boobies.


(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:30, Reply)
I'm not entirely sure I'm going to be able to make it

Which sucks kaoltards :(


(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 9:25, Reply)
I shall try to attend

I've never yet made one of these shindigs and am somewhat embarrassed about this...


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:31, Reply)
Same here

Signed up to plenty, but never made it. More than once due to forgetting.


(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 22:38, Reply)
im out sorry

my house purchase has finally kicked in and swallowed all my money


(Halfy By light alone, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 21:05, Reply)
Phew!

Thought I'd missed it what with the excitement of a holiday in Wales and all that.

We shall be there.

I'll hold him down and make him sign up for it later. He'll like that.


(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)
*Adopts Nigella voice*

He would... wouldn't he.


(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 7 Jun 2009, 14:06, Reply)
Hurray!

:)


(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 7 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)
TITS OOT!

Childcare sorted so we can both attend after all.

I IZ VERY EXCITE!!!!!!

*rubs thighs*

DG likes that.............doesn't he?
(Said in puckering Nigella voice.)


(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 19:53, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 21:35, Reply)
Oh dear...

*lines the pavements with cushions*


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 9 Jun 2009, 23:30, Reply)
Sod cushions

We need gas masks!

Grats on getting childcare sorted though, look forward to seeing you Saturday!


(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 10 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)

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