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This is a link post Mystery Mayoral Norwegian package to be opened...
I love these kind of stories...

Town holds breath over 100-year-old package
After a 100-year wait, a town in central Norway will learn on Friday what’s inside the mystery package left behind by a former mayor.



Speculation is rife about the contents of the three-kilo parcel, sealed and bound in 1912 by the then mayor of Sel, Johan Nygaard, who wrote on the package that it “can be opened in 2012”, newspaper VG reports...

So as is traditional, I ask... What do YOU think will be in it?

My vote (as always) is eye wateringly strong porn.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Bacon
........has to be Bacon.
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
anthrax
 (conrads_rocks, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Porn stash.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
Porn Tash
 (Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post if it was destined to be open today
I predict a letter about Breivik, and instructions for how to go back in time to prevent his existence
 (cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post A sauna?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Norwegian equivalent of Victorian porn.

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea
but there are some great stories on the site you linked to:

- Woman nabbed with 42-inch TV under her skirt
- Woman gored by hormonal bull elk
- Bears in beer-fuelled Norway cabin break in
- Drunk man 'too drunk' for drunk tank

It's like Norway's own version of links
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This is a normal post Not a patch on
"Drunk Norwegian falls asleep on luggage belt"
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
Naked key hunt lands groom-to-be in jail
 (I helped save b3ta! Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Classic!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post you could have linked to the one with the mnute by minute package opening ceremony
includes such lines as:
6.34pm: We’re about to get a good look at Johan Nygaard’s package.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Faeces
and lots of it
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Evidence of time-travel and how to build a time-travel machine all dutifully written down as a Haynes Manual

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post And just as they announce this to the press the double doors swing open into the conference room
and in walks the Mayor Johan Nygaard who says I have something very important to tell you.....
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I do hope it's this :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post WE CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN
Are there any photos of this guy. I don't mind dressing up - but how do we get there!??!
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Some shit novel he wrote
It will be dissapoint
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post The prototype of 50 Shades of Grey

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/848102
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Anders Breivik
court judgement?
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post A fossilised wank rag

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Or possibly a partially burned cum box.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhahahahahahahhahaa
I had forgotten about the cum box
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Letter Bomb

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post They should just burn it without opening it.
Set an example to any one else who is considering doing a similar stunt.
 (Lifelong Conservative Voter is still voting for the conservatives, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post a burnt cum box

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Mind Pissage.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post A steampunk iPad :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Maddie
Has to be Maddie
 (Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post A letter from Doctor Emmett Brown

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Fudgy longjohns after a night drinking guiness and eating pickled herrings.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Genuine officelollingtons

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post A boxing glove on a spring.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
a dead budgie
(harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post +10 for the gif
-5 for "dead"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
thanks i think tabs
 (harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That's an overall "+5",
take that as you will.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
i can live with that
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 (harold shipmans surgery dances with patients, the wolves were on holiday, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey...
That's a bit strong.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Tickets for the Paralympics

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post A big long
FART
 (Klangtarnflatchslapper looks just like a Telefunken U-47, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a letter from dr. emmett brown
saying that he's happy in 1912 and that the delorean should be destroyed
 (I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post they open it here
www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/artikkel.php?artid=10060370
oooooooo
 (I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Peter Molyneux's hat
also, I predict another package saying - open in 2112
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post more than likely all his old expenses claims!

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