No one wants to hear your wanking playlist
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 22:50,
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I don't post more than two in a row. Usually.
I think two is OK. Especially when it's so damn quiet that a day can pass with zero posts.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:18, Reply)
It's not quiet
It's just everyone has you on ignore
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 8:05,
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reminds me they also did
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X69aDIFFsc
very gc but not for ages
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 10:07, Reply)
My teenage nephew crushed his hands completely in a farming accident last year,
but he's been trying to learn the guitar since lockdown began. Unfortunately the pain killers have had some seriously ketaminesque side-effects and he's never had much sense of rhythm, but it hasn't stopped him from getting the gig on the new Ian Brown single. Bravo, Nathan.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOHn6KurHE0
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 24 Sep 2020, 18:39,
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Extraordinary isn't it?
Just the first 10 seconds is enough
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 24 Sep 2020, 19:10,
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John Squire must be pissing himself...
Unless he's producing something similarly shite these days.
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Sep 2020, 21:16,
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He probably feels the same way Johnny Marr does these days
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 25 Sep 2020, 0:34,
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I could feel my brain cells dissolving
When I started reading the comments on YouTube.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 22:30,
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Perhaps using the comments to identify people who should be isolated would be more effective than the track and trace system?
Genuinely baffling that so many people seem to think he is some sort of musical genius and visionary, rather than just a rich, entitled fool.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 23:42, Reply)
What the fuck is going on?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 22:47,
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The impending collapse of civilisation
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 23:54,
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Ere is a poem wot i rote
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 0:20,
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Inside ILM: Creating the Razor Crest
One of the reasons The Mandalorian looked so good
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all this thing about mandalorian and graphics? I wish thy spent 1% of the effects on better script writers, I fell asleep on THREE separate times on trying to get into this
(, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 22:41, Reply)
Really?
I was surprised at how good it was. It had 3 or 4 filler episodes and one or two cheapo bottle episodes but the first 3 and last 2 were top notch.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 1:45,
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It had been late each time I'd tried watching it.
I so want to get into it, it just seemed so slow
I may try again
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 9:40, Reply)
I don't always post twice in a day
NSFW
but when I do, it's often a glass cock.
'Link may not have been posted before. Maybe.'
The video of her getting it is awesome.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 18:09,
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Soon found out
he had a cock of glass
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 19:21,
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I'll go out on a limb here and say this probably is toxic masculinity.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 1:43,
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Tat for Tips
I made this!
New show where I review felt tip pens from different places. This week its from Wilko's and I draw Pat Butcher
(, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 14:48, Reply)
Tubular bells
recorded live in 1973 for the BBC.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 14:28,
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It still stands up considering it's become a bit of a cliché
Culturally speaking
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 24 Sep 2020, 16:55,
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For years I only knew it as "that tune from the Exorcist". Listening now, I'm guessing he brought minimalism to the masses?
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joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 18:15,
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I remember that.
It was amazing at the time.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 23:53,
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Shame there is no Viv Stanshall
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 22:36,
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They did use samples of him
from all accounts, he is a bit off the wall to rely on for a live performance.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 23:50,
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Time to dust off my Tubular cut up!
b3ta.com/links/1540290
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 21:50,
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Movie remakes with a baby boy
If you're a fan of classic movies, then this is for you!
(, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 14:25, Reply)
Possibly the best WAP cover yet.
NSFW
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 13:22,
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No YT preview
Still not got the hang of this...
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 21:55,
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Some good reading for you all.
You're very welcome.
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Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Thu 24 Sep 2020, 13:09,
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Cuvier’s beaked whale breaks record with 3 hour 42 minute dive
Nowhere near the Thames
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 11:42,
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Hey
I made this!
Here's a song I wrote about the human experience. It's got me headbutting a lightswitch and I say hey a lot. I hope you don't mind it.
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Mmm, cyanobacteria...
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 14:22,
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Traditional fermented hedgehog
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 15:37,
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Don't eat the yellow snow. Zappa. No vid, Just tunes.
Astonishingly not GC.
(, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 22:47, Reply)
Nice
I've not heard the live version before.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 7:41,
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You have spiders and a dong inside your brain, LOL
This is your Arachnoid mater.
Inspired by the post about black-and-white mentals... it's sad that the dude with hydrocephalus - if born today - would be cured with a ventriculoperitoneal shunt.
A thingy which was invented, in part, by Roald Dahl. Yes, him wot wrote Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
He was also an ace fighter pilot, BTW.
Welcome to today's rabbithole. Apologies if it's a bit sciency, but hey, IT LOOKS LIKE A KNOB!
(, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 22:03, Reply)
I heard Roald Dahl was a bit noncey.
Thought you might like to know.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 22:24,
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It was something that was mentioned on a Richard Herring podcast at one point and I can't remember which one. Take with a pinch of salt, but given his well-known shittiness I don't think I'm besmirching a good name.
Edit: Couldn't find the particular reference, but I came across this astonishing batshittery.
Edit 2: Found it. It was the Charlie Higson RHLSTP, pertinent part starts at 58 minutes.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 11:17,
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Thx, will check it out.
I appreciate your finding it for me, cheers.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 16:58, Reply)
No problem.
And thank you for making me back up my claims.
It's good to confirm my memory isn't turning figures in my past into kiddy fiddlers arbitrarily.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 19:20,
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Accusing someone of being "a bit noncey" and then wondering if you were making it up seems like the wrong way to go about things...
Why not just quote exactly what Higson said?
p.s. Dahl's misanthropy, racism and anti-semitism had been discussed at great length. Here's one example: www.bbc.com/culture/article/20160912-the-dark-side-of-roald-dahl
He wrote some fantastic, brilliantly dark, books for kids, however. It's the old conundrum of whether the failings of the artist are relevant to appreciation of the art.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 0:11, Reply)
That's not what happened, but it's an easy strawman to knock down, isn't it?
I remembered the accusation that he made inappropriate comments about little girls' knickers. I then said that I heard he was a bit noncey. This is the normal way to go about things.
Being asked to cite something and being glad my memory isn't faulty in this respect is not the same as thinking I was making it up.
If you can't work out why I didn't quote Higson in the first comment, the clues are in the follow ups.
And yes, Dahl was a cunt despite all of that.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 15:33,
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Hmm, I am not convinced
The links suggests that Dahl was rude, inappropriate, and hated children.
That's very different from "a bit noncey".
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 4:14, Reply)
Depends on your definition of 'a bit noncey'.
Making inappropriate comments about little girls' knickers is indeed inappropriate, it's also a bit noncey imo.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 15:35,
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He said...
That this was his last chance to bang Sakura whilst she was still 12.
What the fuck are you trying to do here?
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 12:29,
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b3ta.com/links/1549900
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 17:44,
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I think you're confusing "noncey" and "Nazi".
"There's a trait in the Jewish character that does provoke animosity, maybe it's a kind of lack of generosity towards non-Jews. I mean there is always a reason why anti-anything crops up anywhere; even a stinker like Hitler didn't just pick on them for no reason." (interviewed by the New Statesman, 1983)
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 9:29,
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The Brexit/Galileo/OneWeb debacle continues...
Our glorious UK government appears to have abandoned plans to spend £5bn building our own GPS system (into which we'd already invested £450m resuscitating OneWeb, a bankrupt broadband satellite company).
The system was to replace the EU's Galileo GPS system (into which we'd already invested over £1bn) which we foolishly abandoned after the Brexit vote.
The UK Space Agency appears to be lobbying to reverse the stupid Galileo decision. Best of British luck with that.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 16:07,
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Any truth in the Grayling ferry company having gone bust owing the government £2m?
(, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 22:30, Reply)
Only vaguely...
According to Huffington:
"The company will go bust owing nearly £2m – made up of £1.2m to trade and expense creditors, a £400,000 loan, £323,000 in directors loans and a £100 corporation tax bill to HMRC."
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 23:04,
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Well,
At least they didn't invest in anything designed by Siemens to help the NHS cut costs for over £10 billion, right?
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 23:32,
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This is a level of incompetence higher than getting conned by another IT company promising the moon on a stick.
This is bailing out an America-based broadband satellite company that does not make GPS satellites and whose satellites cannot support a GPS network, in order to replace a dedicated European military grade GPS satellite system that we'd already paid for and didn't need to abandon.
This is GB once again developing a first class space capability at great expense only to walk away from it for no good reason. GB remains the only country to have ever done this.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 14:38,
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Easy listening
I was going to post My Penis Is A Fortune Teller, but this won out. Also, his Pretty Girls Is A Motherfucker is worth a listen, if you hate your ears.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 15:08,
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Stoner lo-fi grunge thing
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 22:47,
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