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Japan now has a Gundam robot.
So if we’re attacked by Doom Robots from the future, we’re all good.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 12:30,
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L for love!
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dribble, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 12:52,
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That's somehow less impressive than I hoped. I often find myself floating up in the air when I kneel down.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 17:15,
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Scotch mist
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 12:03,
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Looks like he has been ignoring the granddaughter's rampant scatolia for years
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 12:09,
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Highlighting the obvious failure in every government's approach so far, though.
Why don't we just dye the virus green? That way we'd all see it.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 12:30,
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They should just kick it's face off.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 18:46,
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Hopefully no-one will want physical contact ever again, and the human race will peter out in about 80 years.
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dribble, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 19:41,
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Some of us have made a head start.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 22:55,
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I use the same methods for semen.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 21:22,
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Jolly Green Giant got lucky then.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 22:59,
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Haha
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Sherbs, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 7:28,
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Spitting Image Trailer
NSFW
NSFW: Putin, Trump and Boris knob play
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 9:23,
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Its fairly close to the original I must say
In that it could be a bit hit and miss but still watchable.
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 10:17,
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i hope they do another chicken song
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 18:27,
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Some sensitive folk complaining on Twitter
They are getting offended on someone else's behalf, about something that hasn't been broadcast yet. Judging by the trailer I think the old Spitting Image was a lot more pointed.
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Varmint, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 11:07,
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Luckily twitter doesn't matter, so you don't need to worry about it.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 13:40,
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^this
The only people who care what Twitter users think are other Twitter users.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 14:04,
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And lazy journalists looking to fill column inches.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 14:14,
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it must be said that if the subject is weirder looking than the puppet then they have failed
The Trump one is well off that. Actually it looks more like Sandi Toskvig
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 11:20,
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Twitter comments are already concerned about the anti-semitic connotations of Zuckerberg's nose
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 12:07,
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b3ta.com/links/1550843
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 13:41,
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Yeah but it'll be fun reading
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 14:07,
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send those people my way
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 14:53,
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I'm not going to watch this
Instead I'll go sit on Twitter and watch people implode. That'll be much more fun.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 13:47,
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is the joke that they're gay?
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piss and shit, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 16:38,
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No just willy waving I think

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 16:53,
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I was 26
when Spitting Images first hit our screens. We had four channels at the time so limited choice of viewing. I knew most of the people caricatured and laughed at about half of it. Now I recognise about three people out of the trailer and laughed at none of it. I guess it's a yoof peoples' thing.
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tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 20:35,
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I only recognised thingy Ailish because of that insipid, breathy way of speaking/singing that seems so popular these days.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 22:15,
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Magic of Making - Glass Marbles
Apparently this is aimed at kids...... (KSFW)
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FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 8:09,
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Glory Hole
Hot enough to fiddle with.
Pffnar arf.. etc
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 10:16,
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that whole thing was a doobly woobly
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 15:38,
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Excellent
And top marks for the mention of nipples on a children's show.
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Varmint, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 11:16,
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Nice.
The Chinese have removed the beauty from marble making.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqQK5JY31qM
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 16:08,
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that was pretty cool tbh
i bet those marbles aren't cheap. i wonder how generic run of the mill crappy marbles are made. might have to go down a youtube hole.
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 18:42,
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Lightning recently killed two giraffes in South Africa
"Both giraffes had a very strong ammonia-like smell"
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 7:11,
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Those tinfoil hats were a bad idea.
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dribble, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 7:30,
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They were assassinated by the Illuminati because they refused to wear masks.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 9:00,
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Death ray from the mothership
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dribble, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 9:18,
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Space Hugo
I made this!
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bonnie_prince_bob, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 0:07,
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Bottom right is Stephen Fry
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:28,
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Robert is just loving life!
Until he was undoubtedly beaten and operated on later.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 7:43,
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Shed of the year 2020 is the Bedouin Tree Shed
Yes it's that time of the year finally we can announce the winner for 2020 - I know you were waiting with tenterhooks - you shed loving b3tans
Anyway it's a shed that took the sheddie 8 years to build and it's a shed built around some trees.
enjoy
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unclewilco, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 15:58,
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Tubular sells
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 15:31,
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Dayyyaaammm that is funky stuff
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 22 Sep 2020, 11:46,
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Needs more Zappa.
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Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 17:28,
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Floaters
Embrace the cringe.
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gijoel, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 7:01,
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Haha. I enjoyed that.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 9:44,
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CANKLES
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 11:30,
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You missed your candles
You huge bellend, dog fucking spastic.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 23:39,
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Very good and funny
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 22 Sep 2020, 10:45,
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That was amusing.
Also reminded me of the game Hardwar.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 10:54,
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Excellent, will there be more?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 14:04,
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Brilliant...
That's what happens when you eat Rusks for the brecky.
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Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 17:33,
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Haha! Looks good, more please.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 20:10,
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Super
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dribble, Wed 23 Sep 2020, 22:21,
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A User's Guide to the Penis
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 18:02,
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*unzips*
*does a helicopter*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 20:26,
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Big chopper?
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Varmint, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 20:33,
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Pfffft
www.ebay.co.uk/p/89205744?iid=313212533984
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 21:00,
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Arf!
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Varmint, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 21:37,
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You be Phillipa Forrester
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dribble, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 22:06,
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I'm glad that somebody got that
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dribble, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 19:22,
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dribble, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 20:34,
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It's nice, but it's not the same.
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dribble, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 21:26,
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"Has it always been like that?"
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 0:31,
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I give mine a massage whenever it feels tense
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 2:03,
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I tried that once, but it just made mine sneeze.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 8:08,
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This place would be dead on its arse if you stopped posting
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 6:21,
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Why the long face?
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 9:27,
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Oh hai, sockcooker!
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 9:48,
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Do people stop saying that when the L-plate drops off,
or is it just hilarious /links bantz forever?
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 11:22,
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That depends on how much you act like SockCooker’s SockPuppet.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 11:48,
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I see.
*posts shit 80s music video, with link to Wikipedia article*
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 11:54,
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Don't forget to delete your original comment
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 13:02,
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Reminds me of a quote from John Lennon
"Short hair is OK if you have a short head"
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 11:33,
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Fist full of Dynamite
Short backstory and narrative describing the development of the film. I enjoyed this muchley.
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Gyck Ryder, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 0:17,
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I enjoyed it a lot as well, thanks.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 21 Sep 2020, 1:01,
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Ahhh, nice one
thumbs up emojoy
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 22:58,
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Wow, that's bloody good that is
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 22:34,
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Bloody amazing.
I remember being bowled away by the interpolate function in !Paint running on RISC OS 3 when I was a kid, so by comparison this seems like actual magic. It's only a shame that my linux savvy can only just about cope with ./configure; make install.
By the by, does b3tacode™️ offer anything resembling the <code> tag?
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jonbob loves you, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 4:40,
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They can't even handle youtub.be, so I doubt it
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 8:38,
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Like this?
<pre> tags are your friends
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 8:56,
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At last!
Someone has finally freed us from the tyranny of charm.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 9:24,
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...
(I mean: it's clever, an' all that. But clever isn't everything.)
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 9:25,
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Yes, very clever but I do prefer the original
Imagine someone trying to pitch Roobarb & Custard nowadays
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 21 Sep 2020, 10:00,
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I’m kind of intrigued
I’d like to see what kind of terrible unholy mess this would make of Roobarb & Custard
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LP, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 21:22,
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I remember it taking quite a while to get used to, all that wobbling
but then it became integral to the show's appeal and slightly frenetic atmosphere.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 22 Sep 2020, 11:49,
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animated lego is pretty charmless anyway
I'd like to see it on some Harryhausen
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 10:38,
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Well, it's been done to death, yeah.
But the principle stands.
I can sort-of-see a rationale for the Harryhausen idea, insofar as that he was using stop-motion as a means to try to give us something realistic. But nobody would use stop-motion for that nowadays.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 13:07,
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Qotw, you mean
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dribble, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 11:16,
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A shocking disregard for nostalgia
It's the same kind of Train Pulling into a Station 60 fps vandalism that made the Lumière brothers turn in their grave, at 78 rpm
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 11:42,
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But the Lumières were trying to capture reality.
That's a fundamentally different enterprise from what's going on in stop motion.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 13:05,
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looks good but not perfect
You can see a blur on a frame or two in the slowed down section. also the pillar occlusion in the first side by side has a weird AI tearing/squiggley look to the outline
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 21 Sep 2020, 9:51,
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Welcome to the party.
Would you like to take a massive shit on the cake while you're here?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 10:27,
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I would have given this movie 5 stars but one frame out of the 432,000 totally ruined it for me
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dribble, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 11:19,
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I agree, don't listen to these pricks
His hand disappeared in some frames as he raises it - I noticed there was a problem when he played it normal speed and I noticed distracting problems elsewhere, I just couldn't be bothered to go back and identify them.
Since he's talking about how perfect it is during that sequence, it's surprising he couldn't find any perfect footage to demonstrate it.
Still, it is pretty amazing especially since they just give it away. Just not as perfect as this guy is saying.
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Papagato RackSpanner, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 11:56,
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George Carlin reviews Mad Max: Fury Road
a film that came out seven years after he died
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 21:54,
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sounds plausible
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razzle, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 22:19,
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Interesting.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 21 Sep 2020, 12:46,
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The Witch (1970)
I hope they picked up all them newspapers afterwards.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 20:07,
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I was once kicked off the decks at wedding for playing this
Strange because the bride was actually quite into all that wicca business.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 20:19,
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Newspapers?
Yes - they were definitely letting their Standards drop
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MartinH, Mon 21 Sep 2020, 20:32,
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fantastic, love it
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 22 Sep 2020, 9:57,
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I prefer this Wolf:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFeBkf2JRB0
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 20:22,
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Or a god awful GCI
b3ta.com/links/1515606
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 20 Sep 2020, 21:59,
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