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This is a link post Mario sings Song 2

Ronseal.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Like it

(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 8:41, Reply)
This is a link post I might make this as a face mask for this halloween,
maybe get a few days use out of it

or this one!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQKJ4lR0GNM
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 20:20, Reply)
This is a link post Reease the Quacken!
Clicked for the title. Didn't disappoint.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
:o)
those ducks have got a very deep voice
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Amused me as well
*cough*
b3ta.com/links/1550626
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 20:22, Reply)
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I thought the GC filter would kick in?
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe not on posts within threads, no idea.

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it may have been posted but the GC robot said "No".

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post They are both the same URL except mine starts m. yours www., who knows?*
*brb - this is both rhetorical and interrogative
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
it only counts videos posted as thread starters, not posts within threads.

So if you don't want anyone posting the same video as you it seems you need to start a thread with it.
(, Mon 28 Sep 2020, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post And just when you think it's all over, that's when the REAL ducking starts

(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 21:44, Reply)
This is a link post Same Energy Snap I made this!
An easy picture quiz to pass 30 seconds.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Energy is the quantitative property that must be transferred to an object in order to perform work on, or to heat the object.

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Motion plus time equals energy. Energy plus time equals motion. Energy plus motion equals time.

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post How many of us these days have the time or the energy.

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post All?
That's not a question, it's my answer to your question that ended with a full stop. Conservation of punctuational energy, innit.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It was an attempt at an amusing aside, posed as a rhetorical question.

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no sense of humour.

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post how do you smell?

(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Like a dead horse in an abandoned dairy.
/ac
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post nice one
would make a good Captcha I reckon. try training an ai to make the same connections
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea what a thrid of those connections are, and I'm a biological entity.
An AI programmed with more contemporary cultural trivia than me would beat me at that game, so pretty useless as a captcha task unless you want to filter out humans who aren't paying attention to 4chan memes.

Oh yeah I said thrid. Can't change that now.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post it's not a quiz requiring you to know any cultural references
just see which images pair up best, didn't think it was particularly hard
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s probably only hard if you overthink it

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post paralysis by analysis

(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post What an odd thing to say.
'Energy' as defined by the game is not energy as understood by me. This is an issue of culture.

Two images having the same energy, to me, would mean they have an identical filesize or hash value, or a picture describing different events or concepts with the same energy expressed in different ways (e.g. an explosion and a balancing boulder, or a thermometer showing a certain temperature and an object of a given mass at a given speed).

A grey alarm bell icon and a photograph of some person are apparently the same energy. I bet there's a ris, but I don't know what it is so I'm blind to it.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't come up with the phrase,
but I suspect it comes from the woo version, ie the same vibes.

There is a ris link in the instructions, though its down at the moment:
knowyourmeme.com/memes/same-energy
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post you have no sense of poetry

(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 6:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Correct.

(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
This picture looks like this picture. It's not a tricky concept.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I got a different test to you because only 2/3 of the pictures had lookalikes, the rest were linked in ways that made no sense to me.
It is entirely possible that I'm just a big dumb stupid head.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That is
entirely possible
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Or you are, in fact, a robot.

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps I've said too much.

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Ya think?

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post woo! yay! houpla!
You made 0 mistakes!
Your Energy Rating: Full Battery
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I really like that. How many questions are there?

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
There are 112 pictures.

(Which should now shuffle properly, as I just realised everyone was getting identical questions because I'd broken it.)
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post alrite monkeon
how long do icons take to come through just out of curiousity
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure.
You been waiting long? I'll nudge Rob if you think there's a problem.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post nah only a couple of days i didn't want to pester rob because i figured it probably takes a few days anyway
it's no bother don't nudge him yet i'll wait a week and send him a message if they haven't appeared then
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You need to gaz Rob a picture of your testicles before your icon appears

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post he's already got that

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice but, surely a bigdickenergy one would be more b3ta.

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Very enjoyable thanks.

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This great

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
very good
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
I like that
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Simple idea, well excuted
& surprisingly entertaining
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 21:45, Reply)
This is a link post Lethal Sax
This is better than you’d think.
All the Lethal Weapon scenes with a saxophone sting cut together. 🎷
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post that sax was only 3 days away from retirement, dammit

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm getting too old for this Shit ^

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 18:40, Reply)
This is a link post This has aged well
(repeat)
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell
There's a video called "Jews Can Leave" on that channel.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yipe!
Let's avoid them, then.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post and an ice bucket challenge
with her in a bikini so that's nice.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck them then

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post An anti-Corbyn song, sung by someone at least claiming to be a Jew, who says her father fled the Nazis in 1939.
So it's actually an anti-anti-Semitism song. Confusing considering the talentless shitbags are isolationist nationalists.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post oh my
that is really something
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post plenty of fish there

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 13:29, Reply)
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from: www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/02/23/ukip-brexit-song/


THE LYRICS IN FULL:

We’re coming out we’re voting leave
Believe In Britain coming home
We’re coming out we’re voting leave
Believe In Britain coming home

Scare stories already begun, we’ve seen it all before
From Lib/Lab and Cameron
But we know the EU’s full of flaws
And they’ve opened out doors, overruled many laws

But we believe our flag’s red, white and blue
More than just a star
Only wanted trade; but now it’s gone too far

They want prisoners to vote
They’ve taken all our fish and money through the years
There’s endless regulation, red tape
It seams, there’s no escape
Till the Leave vote takes shape. LET’S GET OUT!

NIGEL FARAGE SPEAKS BIT: (We’d like to pretend it’s a rap but it’s not)

The more politicians; the more international leaders; the more Goldman Sachs’s, and JP Morgans that line up and try to bully us, and tell us what to do; the more likely we are to tell them to sling their hook: we don’t need their advice, they’ve been wrong again and again and again.

Better off when we Leave, we just need to believe…


And what does Baddiel think?
Just to be clear: me and Frank didn't give permission for this. But it's so brilliantly naff, we might've anyway. t.co/pbCAYNxdsg
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) February 23, 2016
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Was allowing prisoners a vote
a big deal with brexiters?
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they would prefer public hanging, flogging, etc.
Except when they get caught obviously.
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Cor!
That brunette's thicc as mate. Would give 'er one 'n all. (Is that how you say it? I'm antipodean)
(, Mon 28 Sep 2020, 7:15, Reply)
This is a link post They just did another good one.

(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheating ever so slightly to have a guitar in the band
- but still awesome
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Could replace it with some sort of sax I suppose.

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post it's mainly the lass's voice that makes it
she does a good de la rocha impression, which would sound good even if it was ukelele version of the track
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the sheer impact of both her voice and the brass.

(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 4:57, Reply)
This is a link post Another old TV ad NSFW
Hitler's post reminded me of this old chestnut.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post What else that I've done reminds you of something?

(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFiLvb3babs
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 21:55, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: The Imagined Leviathan I made this!
It's so, so cold...
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks Dogbomb!

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
Are you a big nonce?
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1549900
(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 9:28, Reply)
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Looks like the sort of game that I'd want to play, but the art style would just drive me nuts.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 11:33, Reply)
This is a link post Despotism (1946)
also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGAqYNFQdZ4
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post pics or gtfo

(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn’t it in the preview?

(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Why can't everyone simply not give a fuck about this,
on the basis that it's literally not a problem for anyone of sound mind.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This

(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't finding this funny kind of giving a fuck?
I'm not claiming I'm of sound mind, obviously.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Sure, finding it funny is
a sort of giving a fuck. I'm completely fine with that.

I just wish people would get less angry about human dangly bits in general.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Look you should have checked you were offline.
At least you didn't put your head between them and go wibble, wibble, wibble.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually I did!
And I regret nothing!
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post American Express?

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 9:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, he was slacking off when in an online meeting
Apart from that, it’s just funny.

No better or worse than say, dancing around in a tutu, or playing with a cat, etc, etc instead of concentrating when online for a debate, but he’s paid to do a job and rather obviously not doing it.

I think most employers would feel justified for firing someone for snogging some tits during a Teams/Zoom meeting.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I mean you're not wrong.
But if I was an employer and one of my staff did that in a zoom meeting, I'd just laugh, and take the piss out of them forever more.

Assuming they got all their shit done well enough and in good time I don't think I'd mind the slacking. Mind you, I might have a quiet word after the meeting saying it was pretty classic, but not to do it again because it'll bother Susan in accounts.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post So you're saying you'd motorboat May's baps?

(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That’s an image I didn’t want in my head.

(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Cor, her majority can strengthen MY gland any day.
Do we need to get the Whip involved?
etc
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
Theresa or James?
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Good point...
I vote Mathilda.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Both, audience votes to choose who goes on to the next round.
Marks out of ten.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 23:10, Reply)
This is a link post New Grampian Horn Music
b3tan Mozza (b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=434) late of this parish, has put out some new music, 10 years after Lost in Longmeads - which is also worth a listen :)
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
Will give the rest of the tracks a listen tonight.
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post .
Aw, thanks for the linky!
(Hasn't logged in for a while. Checks own profile. 'a member for 18 years, 10 months and 0 days'. Keels over in shock...)
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 19:31, Reply)
This is a link post Quarantine Age Kicks I made this!
lots of deepfake-ry in here for you to enjoy
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done!
Obviously it'll be applauded by the nutters who see Big Brother in the traffic lights but there's not much to be done about them.

Maybe invest in tinfoil companies and deprogramming organisations.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post fantastic

(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post i enjoyed that very much :)

(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post My god, I totally disagree with the content, mad, conspiracy theory bullshit.
But the execution, the tune, the graphics I fucking loved!

Now I'm conflicted...
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post not really
it's not _really_ conspiracy bollocks, more satire...
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the problem with
the internet, the boundary between satire and batshit reality has become blurred.

One of the problems, anyway.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a prank bro!

(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post God I hate
prank bros
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.

(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post In that case, well played sir and you have my apologies!
I'm too used to reading the rants of people who believe this bollocks; nicely done!
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly, that doesn't come across at all
- ace tuneage, though, whatever the intended message
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Mark E Smith lives
I enjoyed that.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff!
subbed
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff

(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post i honestly must have listened to this 10 times in a row
brilliant
(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 6:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I clicked I like this

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 8:26, Reply)
This is a normal post superb!

(, Sat 26 Sep 2020, 20:38, Reply)
This is a link post Hero rat wins medal
Ronseal.

(Scroll down to second photo) :D
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post 2020 is saved!

(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post really? bravery?
the rat has no fucking idea what it's doing other than if it shows interest in one particular smell it's big monkey captors will give it cheese instead of kibble
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
It’s only bravery if you know what the risks are and choose to do it anyway.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post *bravely smokes*
*courageously boozes*
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep. I've always held the same philosophy.
As an obese, heavy drinking, ex chain-smoking London motorcyclist in a high stress occupation, the additional percentage risk of any other dangerous activity is fuck all. Where's my medal I ask you?
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post And seeing as they are too light to detonate the mines there aren't really any risks involved anyway

(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post it's more about getting the charity in the papers than the rat though isnt it

(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post probably some sort of funding boost as well
And makes the handler happier about being in close proximity to land mines for a job too.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently Magawa had to watch this repeatedly during training

(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Steroid rat would give my cats second thoughts.

(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 17:47, Reply)
This is a link post Joy Division - She's Lost Control, live, 1979

(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 5:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's worth a click
Whether I watch it or not!
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 6:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Good

(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I have that problem
It's normally down the side of the sofa though
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Lucky enough to see them at Finsbury Park Rainbow back in the day.
I think the Stranglers were support; fucking brilliant.
Saw Peter Hook and the Light at the Roundhouse 2 years ago doing 'Unknown Pleasures' note for note.

Weird thing; both I remember playing this, but slower. Sounds speeded up a bit for telly here? Maybe I'm just getting old...

Edit: I think that was the night Hugh Cornwell was arrested and Ian Dury played with the Stranglers!
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post That's who Zack Woods reminded me of

(, Sun 27 Sep 2020, 17:31, Reply)
This is a link post last one. brilliant short about AI
this channel has quite a few good vids
(, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 22:34, Reply)
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fucking excellent, but I do like all his videos
(, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent
beepity boop.....
(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Loved it!

(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 13:30, Reply)
This is a link post old tv advert
i found it pretty funny
(, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
lol
(, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a proper classic.

(, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oddly enough, "Fuk U in the Ass" didn't chart - but their next single, "Don't Stop (Wiggle Wiggle)" was #1.

(, Fri 25 Sep 2020, 5:48, Reply)
This is a link post Youtube Music
Found this website that allows you to listen to music and create your own playlists.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2020, 19:45, Reply)

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